>Mom Walks in
Mom Walks in
>"user, why am in your videogame?"
what do you respond?
>thank god my son is not gay, I was worried due to the fact that he's 23 and has never been on a date
>Mom sit down next to you
>You just looked so cute mom! haha!
Then I kill myself the next day
>mom takes off her shirt
she has the same bust as me user
"Son, what are you doing?"
>n-n-nothi
"You should be perving on Marie Rose or Honoka instead!"
Ban every erper itt please
>"she kinda looks like me"
Atleast it wasn't your dad
>"Wait, user.. Do that again.."
>Proceed to watch dad make their tits jiggle for half an hour
>mom walks in
>like father like son
>dad shows you his tits
WHENS THE NEXT EVENT
>*laugh track*
In the morning. Go to sleep
>dad walks in
>yells at me
>tells me to wait till marriage 'cuz you get to do everything
Also dad knows my penis is small as he accidentaly walked in when I was washing my foreskin so he also taunts that I am not gonna have kids.
you should become an anal slut for your dad
My dad is the anal slut, though.
>ara ara
>tfw I'll never be user's mom
Shit like this is why I lock my door, anons
>are you wankin, son?
I want to be an user's mom too.
My mom has literally caught me playing Honey Select. I was in the character creation when she swung my door open quickly and I didn't even have enough time to tab out so she saw it.
Helena is my sugar mommy.
It'd be so great to take care of a lonely user.
>doesn't understand the meme
>uses it anyway
You sexually repressed Americans are so silly.
I'd spoil him and take care of his every need. God why can't I just be a mom...
Matricide time.
Every single one of his needs. He could ask me for anything and I'd do it for him.
But the world is unfortunately cruel...
>the character user was creating
Yes, absolutely anything. No matter what, he'd be my star and I'd do it for him.
>mom says Ara Ara
its 330pm mate
Whatever you say sweaty.
>ywn hold her down and forcibly perform cunillingus
Why live?
With a couch like that I'd believe any weird shit that happened between those two.