Mom Walks in

>Mom Walks in

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>"user, why am in your videogame?"

what do you respond?

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>thank god my son is not gay, I was worried due to the fact that he's 23 and has never been on a date

>Mom sit down next to you

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>You just looked so cute mom! haha!
Then I kill myself the next day

>mom takes off her shirt
she has the same bust as me user

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"Son, what are you doing?"
>n-n-nothi
"You should be perving on Marie Rose or Honoka instead!"

Ban every erper itt please

>"she kinda looks like me"

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Atleast it wasn't your dad

>"Wait, user.. Do that again.."
>Proceed to watch dad make their tits jiggle for half an hour

>mom walks in
>like father like son

>dad shows you his tits

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WHENS THE NEXT EVENT

>*laugh track*

In the morning. Go to sleep

>dad walks in
>yells at me
>tells me to wait till marriage 'cuz you get to do everything

Also dad knows my penis is small as he accidentaly walked in when I was washing my foreskin so he also taunts that I am not gonna have kids.

you should become an anal slut for your dad

My dad is the anal slut, though.

>ara ara

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>tfw I'll never be user's mom

Shit like this is why I lock my door, anons

>are you wankin, son?

I want to be an user's mom too.

My mom has literally caught me playing Honey Select. I was in the character creation when she swung my door open quickly and I didn't even have enough time to tab out so she saw it.

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Helena is my sugar mommy.

It'd be so great to take care of a lonely user.

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>doesn't understand the meme
>uses it anyway

You sexually repressed Americans are so silly.

I'd spoil him and take care of his every need. God why can't I just be a mom...

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Matricide time.

Every single one of his needs. He could ask me for anything and I'd do it for him.
But the world is unfortunately cruel...

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>the character user was creating

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Yes, absolutely anything. No matter what, he'd be my star and I'd do it for him.

>mom says Ara Ara

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its 330pm mate

Whatever you say sweaty.

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>ywn hold her down and forcibly perform cunillingus
Why live?

With a couch like that I'd believe any weird shit that happened between those two.