This man physically assaults you at GDC 2017, what do?

This man physically assaults you at GDC 2017, what do?

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He's gonna turn that ass into badass after he's done with you

Fight back and beat him to a pulp.

Call security or the cops, see if there were nearby witnesses, see a doctor and get a copy of his report, take pictures of any injuries, do any of that or wait a year later and accuse the guy on social media.

I can easily take a cuck

>injuries
i think you're overestimating what this man is capable of.

That said i'd pee on him

Stab him in the stomach
Watch him freak out and pass out

Kick his fucking shit in.

Throw a loli at him.

He could probably do some damage with a punch to the back of the head.

Dude I'd like fucking beat him bro?

Steal his flash drive

Fuck a sandwich while my sister films it.

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How to quickly and easily out the 16 year olds browsing the board.

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What about sexual assault?

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Cry about it on Twitter 2 years later.

Turn around and show him how a real pervert does it.

slap him with a slice of really greasy pizza

Have a crywank about it on the internet instead of resolving the issues through legal methods

this dude even touches me and its on. you won't see me on twitter crying afterwards, it's gonna be his bitch ass

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You're forgetting that people like this think twitter is real life so in his head it was justified to go down this path.

*teleport behind him*
>wh-where did he go!?!
a fatal mistake, my friend
*unsheathe katana*
>i-i'm sorry i was just joking!!
it's too late to say sorry now
*cut his throat*
>AAAAAAHHHGGHHHH
*tip my fedora*
next time you will think it twice...heh, there is no next time
*disappear in tthe shadows*

This man appears out of the shadows and stops the pizza with a roll of paper towels

>heh nothing personal kid

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