Mission Objective: Kick his butt

>Mission Objective: Kick his butt

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>objective: go to Pizza Hut in the garage
>follow it
>can't find anything, it's just a garage
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>NPC asks for hug
>choose no
>"YOU OWE ME"
>character gives hug anyway

>boss is god

Objective: Talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses

>Weve gotta ATTACK him
>SHAIHS SHAISH SHAISH SHIASH
>SHAIHS

>Mission Objective: get the crown
>save the town
>and Mr. Krabs

>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey

>Objective
>Find Geoffrey and find Geoffrey and find Groffrey and find Geoffrey and find Geoffrey and find Geoffrey

This is a black thing, isnt it?

>ask shop owner for a sandwich
>"NOUGH"

>objective: don't look back

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Mission Objective: Survive.

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>Game allows you to dual wield
>Equip leg to one hand and brerb to the other

Literally nothing better

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>typical police sim, have some convicts locked up tight
>guy comes in with his wife
>try to talk to his wife
>"HEY! YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT."
How do I beat this guy?

have you really never seen fesh? what the fuck dude??

What are some good JRPG plot twists?

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>Mission:
>Scratch the president's bush

...

>Henry Firth has joined your party
>stealth mission
>he won't sit down

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care to explain?

>Banks wants to empty the banks, fill the streets with banks and run a banks making operation out of his banks
Name a more based villain

>Enemies can swooce right in through doors

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>have to answer riddle to continue
>what is the question?
This segment is bullshit.

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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

>losing against boss
>unlock a new ability that instantly defeats him

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>doesn't have any E's in his name
not based

Best post

Just gotta clap your hands

>Boss swindles you

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>find secret heaven area
>it's like a cross between a dikekike video and...chickenandwinnigish

Here’s one
>was scared of babies when Will was a baby
He literally did not one thing wrong

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>Finally find the secret bitch
>Bitch doesn't want to go see the strongman
Fuck this gay-ass game.

>Ally is terminated
>You can't bring him back

>game makes you plot a course

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where the fuck is dino time

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underrated

If you’re having trouble, maybe we’ll have to think of something

>Boss is humiliated to have a son

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>Objective: Find the caveman.

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it’s WHO is the question

>Refuse to fight back.
>Everyone except the Player character reacts "What?"
>Refuse again.
>Everyone, including the Player character, says "What?"
>Forced to fight a hopeless battle anyway.

it's the manivilization

GONE

>RPG pretends to have “choices”
>only two options are
>this
>this

>both choices cause damage to your party
>they pester you for a health item each time

>think you have to ATTACK an NPC
>turns out he was just minding his DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit

Objective: Think of something
>think of thinking of something
Mission Complete

Best ytp of all time

>RPG pretends to have "choices"

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>party member wants to grow
>woah

>It's the final level
>You're out here
>He's frozen in there
>He's the sheriff
>Your party's frozen out there
>Your party's in there
>Suddenly you're out there
You never find out where the caveman is

>Try to find the caveman
>NPC keeps pestering me to return to the maltshop

>Objective: Don't ask why

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>Partner tells you to kick atagonist's butt
>Antagonist tells you that you should kick his butt
>Love Interest tells you to kick his butt too
>Even though it goes against everything the hero stands for
They don't make stories like they used to

>objective: SEX

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How the fuck do I beat the Spain level? They don't seriously expect me to defeat 9 and a half spiders?

>character claims they're not a killer
>the next scene is them killing their friend

Call the boss a Jew to activate his rage mode. He defeats you but it shifts to the next level.

>defeat him
>second phase starts
>tfw he was just a disguised god

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>Die
>The mc does the opposite of getting angry. He Dances.

Why doesn't more games do this? Makes dying repeatedly on harder sections way less frustrating.

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There is no GOD
There is no JESUS
There is no ALLAH

Objective: Creep to The Child
Optional Objective: Don't be detected

>Run into DEEDLY DEEDLY JEW WHO
>Every time
This has to be bugged

God I’m glad the circle of autism that is v also encompasses based YouTube poop

>Find health item in game
>It's not a drink, it's more like a drink

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>enemy refuses to negotiate peacefully

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>Christmas dlc

>game keeps giving you timed quests you need to complete the next day

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>Enemies are cruelhouse

>Boss wants your bodies

>Sound cuts off during important cutscene

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>JRPG
>final boss is God

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>negotiating peacefully is literally giving your children to demons ala The Promised Neverland

>Find the same item again.
>Description is changed, and simply reads "Drink it, Drink it, Drinnnnkk..."

What do you mean? Did Youtube remove the audio?

The jews murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers.

>finally beat boss
>his own underling kills him in a cutscene

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>Optional objective: fuck the tree, fuck the tree, fuck the tree, fuck the tree, fuck the tree, fuck the tree, fuck the tree,

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>Learn about the guy in the windmill who's annoyed about elves as Adult Link
>Learn the song of storm from the developers in the past.
>Then go back in time an play the song, causing the guy to learn about time travel and play the song in the future as a child.

How the fuck where you supposed to figure this out?

Fucking hell that part had me in the floor

hate it when that happens

>you know he's gonna do it
>don't know when
>could be tomorr-

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>uncle funkle wants to talk
>"fuck yo fatha"
>"fuck you nigga"
>"you're a phone"

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Objective: Start puffin

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>Miss crucial plotpoints due to audio glitch
This must be hell

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>Objective: take over the world
>Bonus Objective: Teach humans how to properly bow down to their new overlord

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>Final boss sells everything and nothing

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hello newfag

Did you try eggs eggs eegs eggs

>objective: fix the air conditioner in the pool house

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>Tell party member to SHUT UP
>They disintegrate from your words, scattering all over the room.

how could they be so cruelhouse?

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>Trickster
Whole image was worth it for that.

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>Objective: Steal joey's deck
>Dont give him back his cards

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>The Boss is a bigger man than me

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HICKS
NIGGERS
KIKES
I'M THE GOVERNATOR

>boss encounter begins with them attempting to steal a party member
>attempt to attack, shattering another party member
>intimidation check: get out out my house
>party member saved. he aint much but he's all I got

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It's no, dumbass

You happE?

Sit down

Ain't got time

How the fuck did I miss this goldmine

REMINDER THAT NOISEPUPPET FINALLY CAME BACK AFTER TWO FUCKING YEARS
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>WHEN NERO WAS A BABY
>I WAS SCARED OF BABIES

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>all these people that dont know of the superior fresh prince YTP that came years before
it's sad really
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Ball Hair has some great quotes, but Fesh Pince is a superior storyline

BIG TITTIES

Oh my god...
cake farts

The decoy wants a Hambubger

>Objective : End it

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a six foot three two hundred fifty pound big fat black fucking big black butt naked fat chocolate BITCH

I said sit DOOoooWwWwnn

this one takes the dick cake

And he sends not one, but two thousand pictures of his penis
LAUGH OUT LOUD

>mfw a guy started shootin

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