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Anthony Anderson
Liam Nguyen
Jayden Butler
funnier than I thought it'd be, thanks OP
Gavin Bennett
John Adams
gottem
Dominic Parker
It can word-for-word recreate the Gorrila Warfare pasta.
Angel Smith
>The Elder Scrolls 6: Skyrim
Goddammit, Todd, haven't we had enough Skyrim?
Luke Gomez
D E E P E S T L O R E
Benjamin Cox
Austin Nguyen
*unzips dick* so I could fuck you? you're gonna cum all over my hands again. do you really want to hear me fucking you hard again? do you? oh I can even feel you dripping on my cock again…I need to have my load. my cock needs cum. and I'm gonna cum on your face. do you want me to taste it? do you? do you need it? because I know you do…and even more! please cum hard for me baby…i could suck your cock now and then. I wouldn't want you to fall into a hole if you didn't do it. if you let me hear your weak moans now, i will taste you all over my mouth but i promise you. i'll swallow it all and taste it on my tongue while i fuck you, you know i'll fuck you in your mom's mouth. but, if you don't wanna fall into a hole while i fuck you, don't cum today. because i'll take care of you later. i need some rest. and a shower. i don't like your hair. I can keep it cut if you like. your
Nicholas Martinez
Well then
Alexander Russell
CONFIRMED ENHANCED HALO 5 AND HALO WARS 3!!!
Aiden Thomas
I got a lesbian story.
Nicholas Turner
>that cliffhanger
fuck
Juan Nelson
I wasn't expecting this
Gabriel Lewis
Fucking kek I did another one and got this.
Nintendo Switch CONFIRMED!
Jace Flores
Robert Robinson
>you know i'll fuck you in your mom's mouth
Henry Rogers
>petition the Covenant to leave
Camden Johnson
Cooper Evans
after all these years, Nanomachines were the true protag
Blake Ortiz
Pretty easy to read this in Monsoon's voice
Kevin Martinez
Camden Gray
>I cannot thank you enough for giving me the gift of your DNA
oh dear
Dominic Parker
So the demons are writing romantic fan fiction about Doomguy now.
Nathaniel Rivera
>The Elder Scrolls 6: Skyrim
>DLC for existing Skyrim
The funny thing is it's not 100% impossible Todd won't do this.
Aaron Hernandez
>sometimes it's nice to have the feeling that you're not totally alone, that you aren't trying so hard to be nice to someone
Owen Brooks
Nathan Rodriguez
whoops wrong one
Adrian Ward
Spooky
Cameron Myers
good shit
Nathaniel Sullivan
Isaiah Smith
The biggest announcement at E3 will be the release of a new game called "Mass Effect 4." It will launch March 6 for Playstation Vita and Xbox 360. It will cost $40.
Exit Theatre Mode
Exit Theatre Mode
Thanks, Phil.
Jordan Sirani is a freelance writer for IGN. He also occasionally streams games on his Twitch channel. You can follow him on Twitter.
Jonathan Brooks
Jesus fucking christ Andrew you need to relax
Nathan Nelson
I didn't want this redpill
Colton Morris
And then Richter was the monsters.
Elijah Diaz
Fuck, this thing makes comedy gold
Carson Reyes
I kinda like schizo mario
Jaxon Sullivan
And the final five newcomers for Super Smash Bros Ultimate are...
*A couple surprises in the final five.
-Pichu
-Umbreon
-Wartortle
-Chomp
*No, they won't be in the best 8, and they won't make it a full bracket, but they will make it pretty good.
-The Super Smash Bros Melee tournament, as well as their entire online program and schedule will be released in November.
-Also they have a Smash Bros. 4 tournament with a grand finals taking place earlier this month: The Last Big Brawl.
Joseph Wright
>Kramer lowers fists and maces a few audience members who are making small talk in Chinese
based
Aaron Gomez
Can we get Skeletort and Melee Man in Ultimate?
Landon Gomez
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? I’ll be okay…. It’s only a matter of time....
>So I did what I’ve always done before and just let it happen. I got up, got out of bed. I don't even think I took time to consider how it would affect me to be around someone whose family I hate. But when I woke up, it was me. I felt a touch on my skin, a light breeze on my face……. the world felt good, too.
>Well that sounds pretty grim, right? But maybe you can change the direction of your nightmares, right? I know it wouldn't bring people close, right? Well…. that doesn't mean your nightmares can't keep on coming and oncoming to your heart!
>You know how some people think it takes them years
damn. miller feelin pretty optimistic in this one
Ethan Nguyen
Artist's rendering.
I choose to believe it's talking about this type of mace, not pepper spray.
Tyler Scott
Charles Fisher
Haha
Aiden Garcia
Um
Andrew Perez
>put in Fire Emblem quote
>get RWBY fanfiction
???
Tyler Perez
Ryan Hernandez
Xavier Garcia
Cameron Murphy
Oh, hey, same
I was wondering what those characters were from.
Noah Moore
Is that how RT writes the new episodes?
Blake Johnson
Isaiah Stewart
This AI is not the world's greatest writer.
Ryder Parker
>Boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/talktotransformer
Stop shilling your shitty website
Liam Russell
AGAIN...
Whaaaaaaat?
Dylan Myers
Isaac Perez
Daniel Harris
THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MAGIC POWERS
Isaac Young
So is every board doing this now? There's an exact thread like this on /mlp/ and it seems everyone is having fun with it.
Owen Ramirez
You crack me up, little buddy. My eyes. They're bright and green."
"That's right," the man said enthusiastically, looking as if he would be quite upset if I didn't share his enthusiasm for my favorite activity. "Awwww!"
I couldn't help but think that there may've been a reason he was wearing a shirt which depicted a penis on its side. My heart raced and I looked back up to my side, where I saw a pair of red dots, a sign of my friend's erection having started to grow.
The man continued to make light of his own weight gain, and I noticed that his jeans was bulging out of place on his frame. Finally, the thought made my heart stop, "Honey, you don't need to wear any of those shorts for that to be a big deal."
"Heh, huh?" he grinned. "You see, I'm actually wearing the same thing!" My eyes widened slightly as I saw that the guy was actually wearing a pair of shorts that showed
Chase Stewart
Brandon Cook
TOOOAD
Jonathan Edwards
The Last Metroid is in captivity. It's in prison for what feels like forever.
One morning I woke up and found a new kind of Metroid wandering around. A giant Metroid, its scales thick but not nearly as thick as before. As it climbed up the steps of my apartment, I noticed the strange structure on its head: four arms and a foot in front was holding the face of what appeared to be a giant spider.
A couple of hours later, I finally found the real Metroid. It was staring straight at me.
"Why are you staring at me!" I asked. It's the first time I have faced the same Metroid and it was completely baffled. I got lost, took an arrow, and ran for 5 minutes, only to come back to it and stare at itself for a lot longer.
"Are you sure?" he asked, staring at me with its back to me.
He said he had to go to the supermarket, so I returned to the apartment. The next day he got a package and returned to find it was the
Wyatt Diaz
I need a Switch
Nicholas Green
Here are a couple of leaked titles for this years E3 Nintendo conference:
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Odium Zero
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/PS3/Xbox 360
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (Nintendo Switch)
We hope you will enjoy more leaks coming in today's Nydream.
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Jose Perez
Anthony Reyes
This one is great, and seems like something that could have been written for an alternate Deadly Premonition script.
Sebastian Kelly
Nice
Evan Ward
I hope someone didn't already do this.
Andrew Sanchez
I guess the fakenet worked after all.
Jackson Cox
Hudson Collins
>stop my body from becoming your dick
What a /d/eviant bot
Alexander Lewis
Tyler Nelson
No fair, I literally just did that.
Samuel Bailey
Details on a new My Little Pony videogame are being released, and janitors around the world aren't happy.
The new video game is titled My Little Pony Games: I Love You So Much, and will soon launch for download, with "a range of game modes," says an email from I Love Your Pony co-creator J.K. Rowling to fans. "This has been a long, arduous journey as the main focus in this project has been on bringing new fans into the fandom," Rowling says, adding that "we've been getting a lot of supportive responses from some very passionate fans to the new project. We've been able to get these feedback through direct interviews and through community involvement." She continues, "I hope you're still enjoying the new game; we're continuing to take it forward as best we can and looking forward to hearing what we can make for you next!"
It seems that My Little Pony fans
Levi Miller
First try was talking about JFK.
Wyatt Howard
Not what I expected
Daniel Miller
Rockstar should just use this to write their scripts, they would be more thrilling that way.
Liam Wilson
Jordan Bell
Show me a good time, Jack!
You could get this from the man himself!
When a girl gives you the stink eye,
You can ask her out, in a way.
Look the other way up to the heavens and you've got me.
If anyone tells me I can't have a good time
I'll throw a fit and punch the shit out of them!
I'll fight, Jack. Fight harder, Jack. Fight harder!
You could get this from the man himself! If an evil spirit tells you he can't stop making you feel bad about something,
You'll go out for that night like a man!
I wouldn't call him the God of love, but he knows his way around...
What you want's a woman and love. What you'll get is sex and death!
If anybody tells you that you can't get any luck
If anybody tells you that you're screwed up
Then it's time you started playing with it
When they're laughing at your bad luck,
Stop laughing and listen to me...
Julian Thompson
Adrian Phillips
>So long gay Bowser ... Bowser: Mario ... Bowser? Mario... Bowser. Mario: No ... what do you mean, what's the meaning of this? Mario: I mean ... Mario ... we've... been fighting Bowser for days, and you know it. Mario: And yet we keep trying to fight, and there's nothing ... nothing -- we're never getting ... Mario: -- to work. What does that have to do with anything? Bowser: I know I'm being serious, but ... well, nothing much ... just me ... Bowser: You're a monster. I'm a monster. We just fight. Bowser: I'm not like you ... and you're going to let me kill your king? Bowser: What? What are you talking about? We are just friends. Bowser: I'm so sorry ... I have a heart... I love you ... Bowser: I love you too, but I hate you! A heart like this... I hate to think... I feel like killing you! And we're still friends... If only I had the strength
I didn't know Mario was this deep.
Jordan Flores
What the fuck did the AI mean by this
Grayson Gray
Jonathan Perez
Was just playing Crosscode so I just typed this
Logan Myers
Guys...
Jose Powell
>Society as a whole does not exist
WE DON'T LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Evan Perry
>Oh my god JC, that's perfect…you're beautiful!" he says to you again. "I'm not allowed to look at you, JC."
>"I'm not, sir," you answer. (you are still naked)
>"OK," you say out loud. He goes in front of you. "Do you want to watch?"
>Of course you do You grab a towel, put on some clothes and lie down on the couch beside him. He looks up at you. "Are you sure? I don't want this to turn you on."
>"I know," you answer. You pull your cock from your pants and put it on the bed, then rub it. "Don't forget to tell everyone you're my boyfriend because I want them to know who your guy is," you said.
>He's shocked. He looks down at yours as you get on with it. You kiss him goodnight, then he puts a towel around your hips, gets in his car, and gets ready to get in the shower and wash off.
>*He is so, so wrong. I promise you this is not a joke.*
>Want more Sex? Please Subscribe to my blog: https://
what the flying fuck did i just witness
Tyler Harris
JESUS CHRIST DENTON WHAT THE FUCK
Jack Foster
>our goal is to create a fictional world that is more realistic than real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jackson Ortiz
Hitler did nothing wrong and no criminal charges went his way. There is no legal basis to bring hate crime charges and no one has been charged. "It was a horrible incident," said the officer who shot the man. "I am sure I would feel so remorseful and ashamed as I feel right now. I was in fear for my own life, myself."
The officer told police at a news conference that he shot at the man on August 4, 2015.
The victim was then taken to a hospital and treated for gunshot wounds.
The officer claimed he fired his weapon to scare the offender.
"The only reason I fired my weapon (is) that a person walked up behind me with that weapon, and I realized who was in there," said the deputy in his Wednesday statement.
However, the officer said the man ran away and ran down a residential street.
In a previous case, an Alameda County Sheriff's deputy shot a man named Joe in 2011 for using words such as "f—ing n
Isaiah Green
Noah Powell
Gimme the chocolate!
David Murphy
Asher Bennett
>Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle at his actions and his "scaremongering"
>So what do you think? Does Sonic like people and the concept of "evil" as much as I do? Or is it a bit silly for him to be playing as an evil character? Did I give him too much credit?
Ayden Adams
talim you fucking shill
Owen Allen
>Hong Kong. Home. At least, it was until the government fucked everything up.
Kevin Morris
n-word
Dylan Jones
This shit is to advanced for mankind
Mason Myers
Rolfe is taking The Nerd in a bold new direction
Cameron Anderson
Smithy's life was hard after transitioning, give him a break
James Jackson
Sonic, what the fuck
Nicholas Thompson
Hunter Gutierrez
Lincoln Richardson
How many fucking homes does he have?
Angel Brown
hot
Adrian Morris
Its time to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all outta gum!
The first stage of my journey started with a short video about why I am an atheist. This had absolutely no impact on any of my friends or family - they all knew what I was talking about and they all knew that God isn't real either.
Then I did a short video about Why I Love Atheists: What It Is And Why You Should too, which has been viewed almost 100K times! Now, that the Internet has made me what I am when it matters (as in, when I'm not making fun of people), I am trying to spread the word of this video as fast as I can. If I can't do it, I will start YouTube, where I can share links on Twitter or the Reddit comments section for folks in the West to see a glimpse of who I am. And, yes, I will share how I went from a guy I've been friends with for 15 years to now a God-fearing Atheist that hates theist stuff and theism stuff.
Fucking What?
John Morris
Shieeet
Nathaniel Barnes
Turns out Mario was actually a mama's boy instead.
Ethan Reed
David Carter
Bentley Edwards
Who is this Rufus character? Will we see him in the next issue of the TF2 comic?
Adrian White
Jackson Wilson
Evidently not enough if they're that cheap.
Joseph Harris
>You got all the dominant genes, while I got all of the recessive ones! Why does she even want to be like your mom anyway? Is she just insecure? Or are you trying to seduce her? And even if it is a fling with her mom, you still got another couple on your side!""But you could say those things about me on a phone call! You could call me your boyfriend, for starters!""And I'll never think what you were thinking about that girl that's already in her 30's!""Look, it's just like my parents, even if I'm older I haven't changed! And if I have got any changes at all, it's my face! Look at me now. My face isn't that different than it was! My hair is more orange now! That girl from the movie never grew her hair long! She still looks like a baby! And you say that I've got all of the genes just like you!""But that is what I said about my dad's side too! He isn't just a dumb ass dad that doesn't know anything!"
Blake Perez
Shadow the Hedgehog: "Disgusting black creatures, get out of my sight!" Sonic and Knuckles: "Now you're gonna give us nightmares, aren't you?" — Sonic and Knuckles after their confrontation[src]
When asked if Sonic and Knuckles were brothers after the events of Sonic Boom, Shigeru Miyamoto stated that they were indeed, since "a lot of characters share similar traits".[29]
Appearance
Shigeru Miyamoto often uses three colors,[30] in particular Blue, Yellow and White as seen in the Sonic Team comic, and a fourth color that he has referred to as Red[31] is shown in the artwork of Sonic and Knuckles being shown from different angles.[32][32] The color of Knuckles' hair is also different than that of Sonic, being black instead of white (and with the exception of Amy), or red instead of blue; it is later revealed to be a different color of gray than Amy's, though he is
Isaiah Long
btfo
Camden Rodriguez
>Well, it doesn't contain any monsters. Maybe dragons, maybe orcs, maybe you'll find something interesting with the setting.
kek
Alexander Nguyen
Is there magic and monsters or not, Todd? Give me a straight answer here.
Connor Long
Anthony Johnson
Remember that time we had a cold war against India?
Adam Jones
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
Adam Morgan
Cameron Phillips
The prompt was simply "Todd Howard".
Jordan King
Sebastian Thomas
Landon Sanders
>Anu cheeki breeki iv damke
kele kezak, sarkap kele kezak kele kezak
Ode to Khatya (Chorus)
Ah, Ah, Ah
You don't have to
You don't have to
What you're talking about -
I do it without you
You don't have to
Do it alone
Now I will
I'll bring you
I'll bring you
The day I made you
So I'll keep all things in my heart (Chorus)
So I'll keep all things in my heart (Ah)
I won't make you regret it but I'll give you one
I'll make you smile
(I)
I won't make you regret what I did
All the world's got nothing on me
So I don't need no one but myself
I don't need nobody
I don't need nobody
You're your own
I'm your own
In my dreams
So I'll never lose my mind
That's right
Just keep on dreaming
That's right
You don't have to
Do it alone (Ah)
You don't have to
Do it alone (We'll make it just as good)
Now I will bring you
blyat
Noah Nelson
what is a man? A man is a fellow-man. For a man is neither created nor completed in himself. But if he be one of us, he is made in the image of us, and in the likeness of God; and not in the image of anything else.
In this you will understand more clearly "what is", or what belongs to a man, "if it were not for one's own effort, but for that of the many." [Eph. 2:14-15:4] (The Greek text says that by no means can an act of striving be made man. Therefore as for one's effort alone, no amount of effort can be man. However, by the effort of the many we gain victory. [Eph. 2:17] We must therefore use everything that is ours in order to help others.
The effort of the Many. Is there anything more than that is the effort of the many? Let us, then, say of Man.
Now, since we cannot do all we could in Him except what is good and true, we ourselves must give us something, even a part,
Carson Reed
Yea Forums BTFO
Matthew Wright
Lol what the fuck Rockstar
Logan Allen
I'd play this version of Mario 64
Jeremiah Richardson
kek
Aaron Thompson
>"We need to get things done"
Oh, really? Fucking cunt.
Asher Bailey
what the cherry hell
Owen Martinez
I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant.
I want to stick my finger in her tender asshole and oopsie a nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down
A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
Muah baby
I then tell her to pee.
Pees for me baybee
She does so.
Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym.
When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus.
I inseminate her.
She coincides with the moons.
Venus, mars
Penis, large.
I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue.
So tender they open up like a flower.
Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
I can feel your virus.
It tastes of alluminum.
You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
Is the sweety man
With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids.
Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit.
Zia Annuki Kazüm.
The shiites knew not.
Escribes fortold stories of this.
Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed.
And thus the euphrates was born.
More denial than in egypt.
Her vagina is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically.
Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
What did God mean by this?
Only I would know because I was there.
And he is inside of us.
My follicles secrete semen.
Colton Morris
>They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over.
A week later in January 2003, at approximately 9AM, I took my life as we often did. While at work I thought about the little boy I wanted to send to heaven when I grew old. I also thought about all the things I needed to learn and all the things I needed to make sure I would never do again. So I pulled the trigger.
"My God," I prayed with everything I had left in my body. It's just a lie.
By the end of the day on that day, when I woke up with a bloody right shoulder, a broken neck, a shattered spine, shattered intestines, the contents of my body mixed with the flesh around the bullets, I realized that for all of the mistakes I had committed, life was going to be worth it.
Ayden Rivera
I haven't laughed this fucking hard in a LONG time. Thanks for this, OP.
Noah Ramirez
Oh my God JC a bomb! A bomb that's been in my back yard for months! I swear to god it is coming! How will I find my car? What if I lose it? What if I find a stolen car that was parked there? It would be bad!"
"Well let's go over there and call 911, and you are going to have to drive the speed limit on this road like you always are in front of other vehicles," says Sgt. Smith with the South Florida Transportation Patrol.
There will be a press conference at 7:30 to provide updates on the incident.
Logan Ramirez
>"There's more to life than doing the same games over and over again"
Charles James
Sounds like a sequel set thousands of years later. I'd play it.
Carson Sullivan
Christian Young
Noah Hall
He woke up dead
Hudson Gray
Austin Perry
Nice.
Andrew Stewart
Hunter Flores
WHAT THE FUCK
Julian Perez
Jack Perry
thanks, elminster
Jose Young
Jonathan Martinez
At the next Nintendo E3 Direct, Nintendo will share new details about the upcoming Pokemon games:
– A fully-flavored version of the games
– More Pokemon models, characters and locations
– More detailed art direction
– Better game balance and replay value
– A brand-new story
– New features that give players more reason to purchase Pokemon Platinum
– Additional features that will give players even more reasons to buy Pokemon HeartGold&SoulSilver
– And more!
Hunter Sanders
Surprisingly accurate, given how often my friends and I have butchered that town crier and everyone standing near him at the end of Act 2.
Levi Jenkins
>RAW Paste Data
Oliver Bailey
That part of the episode was pretty strange, always wondered what was up with the characters of Namitro and Vulcun
John Jones
lol the fuck todd
Kevin Sanchez
Big Smoke speaks too much.
Gavin Ortiz
>our trademark innovation
REAL TIME CENSORSHIP
Jackson Rodriguez
.
Grayson Thompson
Aiden Harris
Not video games but definitely the funniest one in the thread
Noah Lopez
fuck...
Michael Gonzalez
>triple negative
jesus dude
Isaiah Moore
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fist and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
That I love it and I am the hero
And it all depends on who you believe in
My song you can dance too
My song makes it easy to turn evil
It helps you go from good to evil
My song gives you the strength to face things that would otherwise be lost to words
My song makes you strong enough to face your fears
I will let you live by your own rules
I'll let the gods listen to you
I will give you a reason to do anything
I'll hold you tight
I'll hold you close
I'll give you back your peace
I'll give you love, forgiveness, love and forgiveness
I promise you that I'll change this
I promise I'll never be perfect
I promise I'll keep you safe and free
I promise I won't do bad, I'll give you the reason
I will let you love with me again, forever
I
John Jenkins
>New features that give players more reason to purchase Pokemon Platinum
> Additional features that will give players even more reasons to buy Pokemon HeartGold&SoulSilver
Carter Barnes
lol
Caleb Cook
tf2
Justin Sanders
[improv porno noises]
I'm fucking dying over here.
Asher Kelly
based
Jayden Hughes
what the fuck Randy
Carson Hernandez
Connor Reyes
Jesus christ hes really gone off the rails
Wyatt Sanders
>I don't know what you mean, man.
go on...
Eli Thompson
tender grips
real sad bois
Ayden Johnson
>It's not over yet! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE! You'll be missed, and there will be more stories like this to come! Thanks for reading! I'll be back soon with Chapter 4! The next Chapter has only come out, and you'll need 3/4 full to finish.
Daniel Sanders
I can't breath kek
Isaiah Nelson
A bit of a departure from his usual advertising roles...
Jacob Butler
Ayden Hernandez
That escalated quickly
Cooper Gonzalez
BATMAN CONFIRMED
Andrew Miller
Curious.
Wyatt Bailey
An alternate time line where the Bed of Chaos creates a champion who conquerors anor Londo, Lord Aethos.
Lincoln Rivera
oh no
Robert Russell
>I don't care what the plague is. For I am the plague. I have taken your form, forged it from ashes, and consumed the blood of your ancestors to bring you to this place.
This sounds so fucking weird and cool, man I would love a fantasy story where it seems normal and then just when something important is happening the main character goes schizo and the story turns into a weird feverish nightmare. My imagination here thinks that Uther recoiled in horror when he yelled "Arthas" because what the dude just said was so bizarre, and then Arthas just sprinted out of the room and murdered his own guards.
Dominic Fisher
inb4 vaati steals this for a video
Anthony Bailey
I'm pretty sure a couple of these facts are a little bit off.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Chase Sullivan
Think I broke it
Josiah Cruz
Leaked intro to Nintendo's next E3 presentation
Christopher Moore
TODD
TOO FAR
Luke Campbell
Jason Perez
Isaiah Butler
You did it again, Todd
Jacob Reed
Oh god, it has the Self-Insert OC and everything!
Aiden Ward
this sounds vastly more interesting than the actual game
Brandon Sanders
It's weird how coherent some of the narratives it generates are.
Parker Allen
Jesus, Robotnik.
Christopher Gutierrez
>Have to play a premium price for that cinematic 30fps.
I could see that actually being a thing.
Hunter Adams
I, Masahiro Sakurai have come to make an announcement. Smash Ultimate will receive 4 new fighters, they are as follows: Mewtwo, Mewtwo 2, Pikachu and R. Mika. The four fighters are confirmed to be as follows: Mewtwo, Mewtwo 2 and Pikachu. For all the latest on this news, be sure to keep this page updated with any information. We will update you on this news as soon as we have something more concrete.
What do you think with this news?
Carson Powell
>along with their sister, Riku
Oh god my sides
Thomas Garcia
Thomas Roberts
kek
Adrian Bailey
Something kind of unnerving about this one.
Christian Cooper
I got Bully and Bubbles.
Jaxon Long
Isaiah Price
>Kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm sorry you have to go through what you have." He reached to the door, took a couple steps, pushed it open, and opened the door. "See?" he grinned, looking at the ceiling. It was a nice day out, and there were enough people walking around and looking around to let him know how things worked. "Good," he said. He stepped outside into the sun. Jack smiled a little, waved him in. "No more work for me." "Don't you have a better job?" "Yes," she said. "Just one more... thing to take care of." He had two other people around him at the time, but he had never told them what this job was or why he took it. It would take time for them to get used to the idea. "I'll get into the room and see what I can figure out." He smiled. "See what you can figure out, Jack?"
>After his trip with Jack, he had had to work on his own
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Evan Johnson
>(along with their sister,Riku)
>Sora,Donald,Goofy, Ventus, Kairi and Bayonetta(along with DIO)
Cooper Flores
"Take my fucks and cum, or I'll fucking break the fuck out."
James Ward
you piece of shit
Joshua Rogers
this website blows
Hunter Young
deep.
Luis Kelly
I can't believe Bubbles is banned
Leo Allen
Joseph Martin
I knew league was a trash game but damn
Cameron Turner
Interesting.
Anthony Scott
Aiden Williams
This one had me in tears.
Caleb Myers
I miss the original GoW.
Owen Morgan
too real
Landon Gutierrez
OH SHIT HALO CONFIRMED FOR SONY
Gavin Price
Wyatt Campbell
Mii bros unite.
Isaiah Johnson
reads like a dwarf fortress description
Jacob White
Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to oxygen deprivation or, in this case, to heat and water, to allow the cells in them to divide and multiply and repair themselves if the cell needs it.
Levi Baker
Jonathan Russell
>I'll get fat from eating your black hearts. My body will become so overloaded with carbs - and the fat won't just stay in the stomach. You're gonna get all messed up. That's when you want a steak!" That's because, I say, your belly is just as much a part of your anatomy as your stomach. Your liver is what kills the fat and transports it into your cell wall for reabsorption while your organs, including the fat, are not yet in your body. My body is like the furnace that consumes fat and burns it away while your cells continue to function. The liver is also like a refrigerator. It keeps your cells fresh, but the fat is always there. So for me, eating your black hearts would be good for my digestion, because it has just as much energy as you do (not to mention carbs). I would take a little less than 200 of your black hearts and put them on my breakfast cereal and eat them without eating anything
Ian Evans
Is this just OP quickly writing down whatever comes to mind?
Easton Wright
please tell me that this is unedited. either way you're a nigger btw.
Anthony Jackson
What did he mean by this?
Justin Phillips
I'm editing the cover. Hope the thread is still here when i finish.
Alexander Butler
>Ask for Drakengard
>Get Nier:Automata instead
Jackson Peterson
Life is simply unfair, don't you think? There are moments when a single snail can make a world go extinct.
This is why I love life to death, it doesn't care what kind of hell or dystopia you're walking through. That would suck, I can't imagine what that could have been like. However, I've seen it done before in the movies. A single snail, or even ten can go on a path to hell. Now this could have been my idea of a film that could have taken inspiration from an awful ending. I think I could have saved myself the embarrassment by just changing the ending slightly.
Colton Nelson
Well, that's a pretty exhaustive description.
Jacob Robinson
I don't remember Goldman saying this
Jack Wood
Anthony Murphy
Liam Bell
>Goldman tells you to have sex.
Colton Morales
this one actually came out kinda funny
Ian Taylor
Facts about Peter Molyneux: He started a successful video game company, worked at the company for 10 years, and has been the CEO of YouTube for two years. He founded a company, Maker Studios in 2004, and now he's the CEO of YouTube, becoming a global pioneer in the rapidly growing field of "creative content creation." I am not sure what he does for any other job. His company is very good — and has been very profitable. He even has two kids.
But as it turns out, even if it were true that Molyneux is now CEO of YouTube, you'll have to explain how he becomes CEO without the authority to hold a company accountable for his actions — even though his employees make those decisions for him. That's where a lawsuit might come in; Maker Studios is seeking to revoke Molyneux's authority to fire employees through a board-led review of their performance reports, after Maker sued the company.
Austin Garcia
What the fuck is this anyway, this actually sounds like another game.
Hunter Anderson
GET FUCKING HYPE
Kevin Nguyen
>and the two
The two what? THE TWO WHAT???
Asher Campbell
Raimi was a ahead of his time.
Connor Gutierrez
luigifags btfo
John Thomas
"We ported Skyrim into WoW now. Give me your fucking money!!!!!
David Brown
Wait, what do I have to do to get Isshin's ex-girlfriend to meet up with me after I beat him.
Landon Morris
Alexander Anderson
Aerith tells Cloud that she'd rather save Cloud from himself, but he says it would be better just to die
Fucking edgelord
Levi Barnes
This is essentially just a furry fanfic
Jaxson Lewis
the cliffhanger worries me
Juan Long
This wasn't the path I was expecting Little Tom
Luis Thomas
Luke Campbell
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Liam Wilson
oh my fucking god I can't breath kek
Jack Williams
Henry Stewart
I don't remember any of this.
Austin Campbell
I could turn this shit into a novel, goddamn.
Justin Flores
Tyler Harris
>Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System.
************** You're probably all too busy for your mornings to think about what needs to be done, so please just sit back and enjoy the ride. As I have explained in past stories, Black Mesa must remain operational for as long as it exists because it holds the key to the survival of mankind. And like with any great facility, there were risks involved with doing business with a place that has been deemed illegal by the government. ************** Welcome to Black Mesa, a place that has an important purpose and no real boundaries at all. It's a place where we build the world's most advanced spacecraft for a very simple reason: We'll learn why technology works. ************** One of the most controversial aspects of Black Mesa's construction was the need to keep the city safe from the hostile forces of space. The only thing more important
Justin Ramirez
This is too real, delete this shit before he sees
David Powell
Uh, Geralt, what are you doing in Baldur's Gate, and... Morrowind??
Brandon Gutierrez
WHAT
Carson Hernandez
this is pretty good
Hudson Carter
fucking kek
Daniel Butler
>The farm is run by three guys: two brothers and the third
Andrew Perez
kek
Brody Myers
>One of these bugs can cause skin cancer at the bite site; as humans do not possess skin, they are rarely dangerous
Adam Gonzalez
Hudson Gutierrez
>He is not yet playable in any tournament matches or online, but is a playable character that makes a cameo in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Smashes the player once a match ends.
Juan Gomez
>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.
Life was simple, and they were both happy.
That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin! He needs to be saved!"
Saving our child was too difficult, so Isaac chose murder.
Saving him didn't make more sense then. Isaac wanted to become a killer to become known as God's chosen one. The more violent he became, the better his life could go. In his last days, even though God gave him the power to kill in heaven, he was unable to kill in heaven. He had killed in a dream on Easter, and thus had fallen into the hands of Satan's minions. Satan had planned to use his powers to send him to Hell. Isaac's body was already rotting away in God's grasp, so his
Sounds about right.
Carter Miller
I tried it again out of curiosity. It's interesting that each attempt is different.
Jackson Reyes
Wew
Connor Russell
Uh, Kojima...I don't think I can defend you on this one.
Ian Cox
gets a bit too real in some parts
Dominic Myers
My motives are... complex. I would be surprised if there wasn't some degree of mutual understanding."
Mangalapalli believes that there is only time for peace on our planet, while others view it as an endless quest. He said, "My motivation stems from my love of animals for their wonderful nature. I can't help but love animals and see animals in conflict with each other and in life, in all sorts of ways."
Mangalapalli, the founder of the NGO The Peace Education Trust, also has a passion for conservation and the world's elephants. He hopes to see the wild Indian elephant population, which is estimated at about 70,000, grow to about 40,000 by 2050. He stated, "We need to look to species where these threats are in their lowest state. There'll be a lot of interest in elephant conservation on the news and there's already a lot of interest in tigers."
James Watson
Kawakami: But I'm your teacher.
Joker: That's the best part.
Kawakami: I don't have a teacher, so I'm really the teacher.
Joker: I'll show you the way out. You're going to have to be in the right place at the right time...
Kawakami: No!
Joker: You can't do that! You can't...
Kawakami: I already said!
Joker: You're getting a little too cocky, are you? Because otherwise they could be stuck here with you forever...
Kawakami: I want to know why the fuck you want to get in my pants. ...
Joker: ...Because you're the man who likes to take my shit...
Kawakami: No! You're the man who will be my lover! So get going! I, the master of the house, am going to do this.
(Kawakami comes out of her shower.)
Kawakami: That thing at the bottom of my legs... That's me! Come on! ...I'm the only one who understands you!
(Kawakami stands up without moving her legs.)
Joker: ...What? You're just a puppet?
Adam Sanchez
lel shitposts write themselves now. what a time to be alive
Jacob Gomez
MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESS "GANNON" STOLE ONE OF THE TRIFORCE WITH POWER. PRINCESS ZELDA HAD ONE OF THE TRIFORCE WITH WISDOM. SHE DIVIDED IT INTO 8 UNITS TO HIDE IT FROM "GANNON" BEFORE SHE WAS CAPTURED. GO FIND THE "8" UNITS "LINK" TO SAVE HER.
**************************** THE DANCING WITCH MONEY PIPE **************************** A MAN BEAUTIFUL FROM THE DYNAMIC STYLE IS TALKING. THE PIPE WAS ALERTLY IN HIS HEAD. AN ANGEL RIPPED ON THE PIPE WHICH WAS A DISTURBING ONE! THE ANGEL TANGED UP INTO HIM LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. THE ANGEL SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD NEVER EXIST AGAIN. PRINCE DARKNESS REVEALS THE ANGEL. HE WAS JUST AN ANGEL ON THE HORIZON! SHE SEES THE PIPE IN HIS HEAD JUST LIKE "JARVIS" WAS SEEN IN THE FINAL DISNEY JOURNEY. THIS IS THE PRINCESS FROM THE CHAIN. SHE WAS ON HER CUTEST DANCING STYLE... THE WAY SHE LOOKED, THE WAY SHE STILL LOOKS.
It's funny that not only did it keep it in all caps, it reads like early NES engrish as well.
Nathan Martinez
H-He's thinking.
Christopher Watson
So is the database he used fucking copypastas and fanfiction.net? As far as I can tell this is word for word.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Xavier Wright
The oracle has spoken.
Liam Hernandez
You can stop now, old man.
Nicholas Fisher
GOOSEMAN
Nathaniel Morgan
I'm going to say the 'G' word.
Cameron Gutierrez
It was trained to predict the next word, yours was king of predictable.
Landon White
longcat is long.
It is so long, in fact, that it's a good approximation for a number of numbers. Take about 150 seconds for a one second time to move two dots in a row (100 milliseconds). Now take only 150 seconds to move two dots in a row.
So the length of a cat is 150 seconds (100 milliseconds). The distance to 100 milliseconds is 3,750,000,000,000 (m). That's 1,150. This is still a very large number (2,723.6915 × 1013) so this calculator (and cat) could fit into one of the smallest pockets in your wallet.
The calculator may not be useful for more than a minute, so take it slow! That might be why a lot of calculators require hours of input before you can even run them (1 minute is 1 and half seconds; 1 minute and 2 seconds is 1/23 of a second).
Calculators Are the Most Important Part
It's important to understand that I used these numbers when designing the calculator
Levi Campbell
holy shit
Nathaniel Wood
Justin Powell
Yeah uh
David Moore
Wholesome G-Man.
Camden Stewart
I got totally different results
Dominic Lee
Bob Page: Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
Walton Simons: I take it he was agreeable?
Page: Yes, he did not object, he agreed with the terms that that meeting was necessary to do so. And so there was no objection, and there were no negotiations about any other issues at that time whatsoever on behalf of FEMA or otherwise. That meeting is what should have occurred. That would've been the only basis. And that meeting was necessary to begin.
Dane Davenport: At 10 o'clock that afternoon, this is Mr. Wayne, who will go to court if he's asked to testify. It's a criminal trial of him. Mr. Bruce is an assistant attorney general with the Department of Justice.
Simons: It's been four days and he hasn't been answering his questions. It is an obvious matter that we need to get those answers.
Page: He is now.
Levi Morales
You're missing the comma. Apparently that makes a world of difference here. Interesting.
Easton Cruz
Oh my god, JC, a bomb!
Where are you?" "Sorry, we're on the ground floor, but there's some fire on top," she replied. JC looked at the floorboards. "Oh, no. Not even a fire extinguisher. Where is this?" She looked into his eyes, then into those of the others. "It's here. We're down here on the fourth floor." JC's brow knotted in confusion. "We're on the ground floor?" The woman looked at him for several seconds, then nodded. "That's where they're taking us, that's where they set a car bomb in a car." "It's not." "It's going to take at least twelve and a half floors to get to the fourth floor. It's actually on this level, I think," she stated. "That's good." She shook her head. "The bomb's probably just waiting for us here." She pulled open a shelf in the upper part of the room, where several metal boxes sat. Suddenly, she was surrounded by a huge
fucking cliffhangers
Dylan Jones
I didn't ask for this
Brody Bailey
It generates completely different things with the same lines either way. You can keep generating new stuff without changing anything as many times as you want.
Christian Perez
Mass Effect 4 leaked plotline: Shepard gets cu.cked.
Cooper Martin
Interesting new details about Metroid Prime 4.
Jeremiah Ross
AI is going to fit right in here.
Matthew Jones
no fucking way...
Brayden Allen
I tried it again out of curiosity. What the fuck is this language. Though it's pretty nice I got the copypasta the first time.
Julian Gray
Huh, is that how the gold saucer scene went?
Charles Roberts
>i
Henry Ward
Samuel Jones
Kevin Collins
holy shit
Josiah Evans
FUCKING GAMESTOP
Ryan Flores
Let's show him the true power of teamwork!
"This one will be tough!" The two brothers stood up and made a fist each. Their eyes looked like they were having fun, the joyous feeling in their eyes couldn't be found anywhere else!
"Hahaha!" The two brothers smiled as if they had gotten something out of this meeting. Both of them stared at each other with the intention of joining hands, they would certainly fight together, and the first one would be the first one to be crowned King!
"Ah, this one has a lot of strength!"
"Hmm?" The two brothers laughed as they looked at each other and said.
At this moment, it turned dark in the cave, the light was coming from a single spot. The two brothers were shocked as though they could suddenly find out what was going to happen.
"This one will be the winner!" The brothers smiled, and they were like this
Henry Barnes
Go on...
Xavier White
I, uh, kiss other girls all the time...and I just...I don't know, it's weird. I don't know why. But sometimes I do it...I don't know, my mind just goes back to school and my friends and how wonderful and exciting that school was. I guess I didn't really have too much else that I wanted to do with my time but I guess I just kept kissing girls all the time, and I wanted to just go back to school and feel like I'm always good enough or good enough to meet girls or to do it with the best girls. And the more I kissed my crush's friends the more I started feeling so desperate to have sex with everyone I ever knew. I think it was about the same year that I finally started thinking about trying out my own sexual fantasies. At that point in time I was into reading fanfictions and I found some of them in erotic magazines, like these sexy, erotica stories I just
I honestly didn't expect it to turn out so lewd
Leo Edwards
Cooper Rogers
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... but what I'm talking about.... I haven't really been able to find anything... that I've seen or heard about the Kosm people... I would really like to know more.
So if you haven't heard about Kosm People yet, I'd really appreciate if you read on. I feel like this should be an easy thing to find in a place like this... it has never been covered before... and I think it would be an interesting topic for those who want to learn more about the people who live there. And I'm very eager to share my book when it's out!
Logan Ross
Ryder Gutierrez
:(
Brayden Harris
pure kino
Hudson Martinez
Jill: but what about you?
Barry: I have this! Just take a look at this! It's a bunch of stuff you'll be able to get your hands on in the end credits for the movie. *worries* What's he trying to say?
Jill: He's trying to throw me off the mountain! We must save him! We must save everybody!
Barry: I'm not throwing you off the mountain! It'll be all right! Your parents will have to get back to work. You didn't mean me anything by calling me a boy! We need to help her survive!
[Shot to a shot of Robin standing beside a woman's body, holding a sign that says 'Save the Children', and holding a piece of cloth by his side.]
Jill: I'm going back for you baby... *worries*
Barry: You didn't mean it! I'm so sick of this!
Jill: Barry, you are going back for me now! I'm done.
Barry: *starts crying* Let go of me. There's something we must do together. *walks away* I'm not gonna die! *walks away
Ryder Moore
Who the fuck is Bib and why is he bellowing?
Zachary Sanchez
Wyatt Harris
This has been the best thread I've seen in a while
Cooper Hughes
Oscar worthy performance
Jaxon Barnes
What the fuck did I uncover here
Zachary Cox
Jose Hughes
>...I don't want to die.
Kayden Turner
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. It's not like there isn't room for some character development in this game. There's even some decent ones. The first level of the game is simply an open-world, with only one side cut. It ends without any consequences to any characters, as there's no need to complete much of any game's side quest line. The only way to go back to the ending is to kill all of the bad guys. There are no achievements, no achievements. You kill every one of them and then kill them. If you fail at it before you die, you lose. There are only a handful of kill missions and, unless you're very good at it, you'll die a lot. It's all a little too simple. That being said, each kill mission is a different way to finish the game. Most have
Evan Cox
This is poetry.
Xavier Peterson
>that's where they set a car bomb in a car
Charles Adams
Unironically kino
Kayden Moore
wat
Owen Morgan
Jonathan Murphy
What a shame. What a rotten way to die.
〜"That's enough. To be clear, we'll always have you."〜"Of course we would. You gave the world you're in so that it could live again."〜"But there's nothing left of that child anymore, so we won't be able to give it back to him. Please don't let us lose our dignity again."〜"I see. Then, how about this thing we've been discussing?"〜"This thing we've been working on for a while. The time you spent fighting, studying the way the world works, and making sure that it never turned to rubble. Those years, those days. To this point, this should have been a complete failure until two years ago. At the end of that time, the country had grown stronger, and that girl was able to fight back, save the kingdom. It should've made it to the top, and had the power to conquer the world. But it doesn't. It's weak as shit. The only thing stronger
Jackson Peterson
Brayden Mitchell
A virgin wakes up to find that he has become Anthony Burch. He tries to protect his young son from a murderous murderer by getting his son killed and is successful in doing so. When Anthony Burch wakes from cryocopy, he finds out that he has become a virgin with a new identity and a new personality. On the other hand, when he meets a beautiful girl and begins to fall for her, his heart gets broken, and the new Anthony starts the struggle for his life. Written by Anonymous
Mason Hernandez
What the fuck?
Jacob Brown
Thanks for the advice.
Robert Adams
Hunter Richardson
[I like big butts], but I also don't like them hanging out in my mouth. Well I want a super comfortable butt pack and I need one!
This butt pack is super flexible that's easy to pack up, fits inside pants, and can hold a little more than the standard butt pack size. I ordered my set from Amazon, and then my friend who was on my holiday shopping spree sent me an email that ordered a set for me using Paypal. The shipping was quick once I got it home! I'm pleased with the package. It was packed up quickly, and when I opened the package I was glad I ordered the big butt bundle instead of my regular ones (which are just barely large enough to fit my butt).
I received a very well designed butt pack in a cute little package! I'm very pleased and it is very comfortable and it will hold up to anything when it comes time to use it. I'm already considering grabbing a larger butt packing as I try and squeeze in my favorite butt plugs. It even fits on...
Grayson Wilson
>"she"
Brody Nguyen
Are those chat logs from zoe quinn around the time of GG?
Cameron Long
This is some fever dream shit.
Eli Cox
/biz/
Adrian Brown
Dylan Walker
DEEPEST LORE
Lucas Scott
pfft
Brandon Mitchell
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series). After getting myself through high school and college, what I learned is that learning Japanese requires time. So I joined the Japanese Army, and I was posted right away in front of the front lines. I can tell you right now that every one of them was fun, and I can tell you right now that most of them were even better than the ones I went to school with. I like talking to people, and I like talking with people; I'm not the type of person who's just hanging out and hanging out, and that's what I'd call a fun person. But you can't get more fun than learning Japanese. For me learning is a little like getting a lot of sleep.
Luis King
Isaac Roberts
Nolan Kelly
Jose Taylor
Leaked chat logs from GameJournoPros or whatever it was called? Weird that they're in the training set.
Andrew Williams
this is gold
Jonathan Murphy
Pack it up boys. Death Stranding is going to be a MASTAPIECE.
Charles Lopez
War. War never changes.
Now, I am no expert on the internet so we will use one or two examples from an actual video game, but the problem with any video game is that they are often created without much thought as to what can and cannot be done. One could make a game that is similar to what the military uses today that is as tough as possible by creating a war scenario that takes into account both the complexity of the equipment and the technology of the weapons of war used in the game, but this would be a hard and time consuming task that might not be possible in a video game.
That being said, the one I'm going to choose has to do with a world where the player has a certain job; the ability to shoot the player character.
That job, in real life (and I know its not the way video games come across as, but the world of the video game is not what it could be,
Julian Johnson
Don't ask why
Luke Walker
Schizo Mario was getting his groceries. When he turned around, his mind had been blank for as long as he could remember, but he tried to think of something now… something that would capture his attention and remind him of how he was feeling on his last trip out. As he stared into his cup, he realized he was staring at something rather odd… something that couldn't be in the cup.
A small, square symbol that reminded him of the image of a rainbow upon his cup, although he wasn't sure if he knew what one was. It looked like a skull with a big, green, red and green circle across it. The symbol was so bizarre that he couldn't bring himself to think it was the one he found in the past few days… not after his trip to the museum. In fact, he probably didn't even remember that he bought it. He was going to buy the same thing today. Why was it getting to him now? Why was he getting so upset? Why could
Carson Phillips
You're pretty good. Hmmmm, PRETTY GOOD. Just like the man you are, right? That dick tastes soooooo good for me right now. And you're getting really close to cumming as well. [Gentle, lusty] I think I need to start doing other favors for you to make sure you're good for me when you cum for me. I want you to masturbate for me, I want you to look at me, I want you to look at yourself as I lick my fingers with my tongue and move my hips down… oh God, my dick is so fucking hard. I can't focus. I want you to cum all over my pussy and you're already cumming for me. Mmmmm, [Moan until climax] God I love my husband. [Orgasm] Oh God, you're so close. You're so close to orgasm. Your legs are so warm and you're so close to cumming. I love how wet you make me and how hard you make me cum, how hot you make me cum. Mmmmm, [Panting, kissing sounds] Thank you. [Pause] I love you too.
David Martinez
Nardo: oh fuck my boypussy saucegay.
Saucegay: ... that's so gay man
gay: that was me! the one that was fucked up
Saucegay: I fucked up so bad I could barely see the face on it man
Saucegay: its not fucking nice
gay: you've killed my boypussy!
Saucegay: I fucked up SO bad... and I'm still not that good
gay: I guess now youre just gonna get a free pair, even if its a lot of boypussys
Saucegay: That was so much fun!
Saucegay: What did my man say?
gay: I am not really sure if he is going to buy me another pair, or take me home for some sexy time...
Saucegay: I had so much fun watching this guy blow his load to see how badly I fucked him!
gay: he was so good... and had me so horny so I just had to let go of him
Saucegay: Then he fucked me and blew so much cum inside of my pussy, I couldn't get myself off
gay: the look in his eyes told me all I needed to know
gay: I started to wish that I would
Alexander Bennett
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a crossover fighting video game developed by HAL Laboratory and published by Nintendo for the GameCube. In the game, players must battle the evil Dr. Mario by using different Mario-like Mario and Luigi characters. A total of eight characters were released simultaneously for GameCube, with the latest one released in August 2009.
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Summary
In the game, Mario and Luigi are sent to an alternate reality to protect his brother Luigi from Dr. Mario and his army of robots and Dr Robotnik. During their stay in New Super Mario Bros. U, Mario, Luigi, and Rosalina appear as playable characters on the stage of New Bowser's base, which is based in his alternate universe, which includes Bowser as a playable character and Super Mario Bros., Mario, Luigi, and Rosalina as a trio; with Bowser as Princess Peach/Wario (with no mention of Rosalina being a
Cameron Powell
Nothing new, sadly. That's leaked 5 Guys chat logs. They're still doing that kind of shit on Twitter. Anyone against them or people like them is a "Nazi" or "White Supremacist" or whatever.
The word Nazi has lost all fucking meaning to me outside of WW2 contexts.
Samuel Watson
Have sex, incel.
But it would have been nice to be asked to make the choice from your own personal perspective: Would you want to start and stop sex? And where does your head end and your heart begin? I'll tell you: "It's up to you".
I'm not talking about the old-fashioned idea that if you have any sex you need to have to "have it all done for you", but what is a guy supposed to do when he doesn't get any? If he feels like he doesn't have time to do something right and it just feels like a waste of time because he's so fucking busy?
My personal journey into the world of cuckolding and my thoughts on whether to accept it or not, it comes down to my feeling: It's a beautiful situation in our community.
I've tried and tried to get past my own fears about cuckolding.
But as more and more people discover it's not an ugly thing, I hope I'm able to overcome them in
Ian Evans
>In the year 3000...
As far as the future is concerned, the Earth is already an independent planet that has its own government. There is no way the Earth is destined to be annexed.
However, as far as the past is concerned...
According to the official version, human beings were born in the beginning of the Earth.
...The reason why humans were born is because of the divine will of Heaven and Earth. The human being became sentient. There was no beginning, and nothing that could be said.
Then a time when the Heaven's will was completely abandoned, no living being in the past could be born. This, I believe, caused many of Earth's creatures to die.
...This happened because the human being who is born had a soul.
There have been many explanations, such as 'to help humanity out in the future', like 'to make sure it doesn't get destroyed by another race',
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Brayden Gray
Are Dunmer mistreated in Skyrim? An investigation shows that Dunmer are treated rather well from the moment you meet them in Tamriel." – Anonymous
So the question is, do they care about being treated well or treated horribly?
Well, that depends how you interpret the question: if you see them as "the same," or "different," or "unfair" or something equally awful, then it's easy to say that they will see them suffer equally. On the other hand, if they're treated as equal, then they will care more, and they'll be more empathetic and open to other races' views. If you have to go with the assumption that they'd care less if they could treat other races differently, then it's not hard to make sense of their attitude. It's the one that's difficult to square with the reality of the situation around them. There is no sense that they were created to be treated like second-rate people when they've
Robert Cruz
Longcat is really fucking long
Jose Sanchez
>mario(in a deep voice): Why?
Comedy gold.
Levi Ross
Read in AoStH's Sonic voice, kek.
Gavin Parker
Amazing.
Jackson Thomas
Criminally underrated
Dominic Taylor
>the next elder scrolls is just called Skyrim again
I almost fucking peed my pants.
Sebastian Campbell
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.
The question now seems to be how well the idea of the Internet is working. I think people are going to be really fascinated to find out.
The Web will be so awesome.
Samuel James
>Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy. Grant us sight. For sight is the first step, the only step, towards holiness and spiritual maturity. You will be glad to have eyes and hands to bless our souls. We come here before you to offer you an offering: to bless the souls of every one of your ancestors, to pray for the souls of them you love as well as your own.
>The holy spirit is one-pointedness, as the word indicates: it moves upwards through the universe, while every point remains perfectly the same, and there is never any difference from one step to another. It is the same at all levels from the very lowest to the highest. The higher you become, the more you see what is so obvious, so simple, and obvious and just. You may say that the human race is so simple that it would be
kinda accurate actually
Christopher Barnes
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Robert Reed
shut up
Aiden Scott
Sneed's Feed and Seed (formally Chuck's) has been a mainstay of the region's growing farmers market scene, but with limited local distribution, Sneed's recently expanded into another area with a slightly larger footprint of markets, including a location near the University of Virginia and Richmond College of Pharmacy, both of which opened recently. Sneed's is also opening a separate branch in Virginia near Fairmount Park.
With its new plant in Southeast Asia, Sneed's hopes to expand into other Asia territories where growers are looking for healthy, sustainable and affordable seed and fertilizer solutions, in addition to getting an edge in growing high-quality produce for consumption globally.
Sneed's Feed and Seed (formally Chuck's)
Location: Taipei, Taiwan, the third largest market city in Taiwan
Capacity: 20,000-25,000 square meters [1,250,000 square feet / 300,000 square ft])
Anthony Harris
Bob Page: Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
Walton Simons: I take it he was agreeable?
Bob Page: He didn't really have a choice.
Walton Simons: Has he been infected? How do we know?
Bob Page: There is an outbreak, but it's limited to a portion of the population. It is affecting only that fraction of the population that would normally be affected, which makes it relatively easy to control. I think that we've had success with our program for controlling outbreaks, but we could do better than that here. We need the virus in the United States to be on par with the threat that exists there.
Walton Simons: Do you agree with me that this is a very serious threat?
Bob Page: I do. I think that you'll find that there are significant differences between the virus and all the existing diseases that may occur in the United States; for example, influenza
Angel Ramirez
MODS
Nicholas Watson
Shadow: So What are you anyway?
Sonic: What you see is what you get. The only thing you need to find out is what is real and what really isn't.
Sonic: If you believe that you are different and special then you will make a huge contribution and become the next great one.
I've been trying to reach beyond Sonic, my favorite Sonic was King Tails. I'm still trying to learn how he came to hold so much power. But I have learned a lot! I think I'm going to have my own unique journey along with the rest of these kids that aren't Sonic.
Sebastian Baker
>turns off gun
>fires at police
I'm fucking crying
Hudson Flores
I just hear the voices, and see the images
lmaoing my ass off
Brandon Lopez
Im over here, boss! Wait, maybe I am over here? Or maybe I am behind you with hatchet in my hand … or did you ever stop to think that, if given a voice, your fear … would … sound … like … thisss? What, boss, are you making it sound like a joke? I'm not making it sound like a joke … I am a very, very scared man. Is this a toy? … Oh … here we go. This should be fun! Oh.
We'll get it. What's it going to be? You're gonna try to get the words? No?!
[To a woman at an airport] Oh! Hello. Hello, what's your name?
Holly: I'm Holly. What's your name? What are you doing here?
Woman: Oh. No, no, no. I'm not a very well known airport employee.
Holly: What?! Hey! Listen, I just realized my little friend is …
Woman: Look, Holly! [to him] She's a very talented girl. Her name is Holly. Holly… Holly, my name's Holly. What is Holly to you?
Holly: It's something you can do?
Ryder Martinez
>Every world has its end, I know that's sad, but... That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. I mean, that's just... I know this ain't the case with every race, so... But that's where my heart is.
>Molly: Yeah, yeah.
>Raiden: You know...
>Molly: What did you think about that... about the "good guys" and the "bad guys," that, like, you know, when they did the "good guy" thing for the first time, did they feel, like, the same way when they did the "bad guy" thing?
>Seth: Yeah, they did.
>Molly: So, the "good guys" are a... are a little more reasonable, because they know that all the time, "Oh... Oh, I got my revenge" you know...
>Raiden: Yeah, they are. But the "bad guys" still, well, they're just, they are the same as the first time they did it.
>Sam: They're just just, you know, that same bad guy.
>Seth: Yeah, yeah.
>Molly: Yeah.
What the fuck
Mason Gonzalez
kill yourself
Noah Young
>What do you think with this news?
MEWTWO 2?! FUCK YEAH
Colton Ward
holy fuck