GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right, it's Minecraft! The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
When DLC ends then it will just go into Smash 6. And then Smash 6 DLC. And then Smash 7 and so on.
The only way for Steveposting to end is for Steve to actually get in.
Chase Foster
>The only way for Steveposting to end is for Steve to actually get in. Imagine actually believing this
Aaron Wright
It’s always been a phone poster. Where have you been for the past year?
Thomas Peterson
>The only way for Steveposting to end is for Steve to actually get in. He would probably have to get hard deconfirmed. Not a MS character like Master Cheif or Banjo getting in deconfirmed. Not getting spirited, not getting a mii costume. Sakurai would personally have to say he's never getting in
Jace Williams
If he gets in it will still continue. First after the reveal, during the wait for his release and the after he’s in the threads will just be gloating about how great he is even if he’s shit tier
Nicholas Reyes
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
Matthew Jenkins
I miss when Steve was good and was just a based lad who groaned when hurt.
Sebastian Williams
WAKEY WAKEY! It’s never bedtime when there’s Steveposting to be done!
-Reimu? more like Rei-must never be added -Shovel Knight? more like Shovelware Dyke -Doomguy? more like Doomedguy -Geno? more like Ge-no thanks -Rayman? more like Gayman -Crash Bandicoot? more like Trash Bandicrap -Isaac? more like I-sack of trash -Chosen Undead? more like Stay Dead -Mario? more like Nah, bro -Ridley? more like Too Bigley -Decidueye? more like Decidu-nay -Ninten? more like Nonten -Bomberman? more like Flopperman -Ike? more like Dyke -Paper Mario? more like Paper Towel -Ashley? more like Trashley -Waluigi? more like Walmaoooo -Bandana Dee? more like you'll never be in -Excitebike? More like take a hike! -Lip? More like R.I.P.! -K. Rool? More like Ok, fool! -Steve? more like Dweeb! -Banjo? more like Banjoke! -Akira Nishikiyama? more like Faggira Nishittyama!
there you go, much better shantaeposter. he'd unironcially be a good character though, and his creator said hed be down for him in smash, though things arent lookin good for him
Honestly, at this point. I'm so burnt out by these shitposters, I don't care anymore. I have a number one pick, but honestly, no body at Yea Forums listens anyways (expect for some pretty based bros.)
In a way, I'm gonna kinda miss these threads honestly. Its gonna come to the point, maybe sooner than expected that DLC will be over. No more speculation, no who's gonna get in, and no more future updates aside from character patches. I've already logged about 400 hours into the game but in a way, it feels like I've had it forever in a way. Sorry for the blogpost, continue on with the shitposting.
>Neutral >Gexposters Don't drag us into your bullshit.
Thomas Fisher
I know. Even with the bias, I would be totally fine with Steve joining, it's honestly the fans who are a piss off and damage the character for me. Guaranteed people are only bandwagoning for the sake of memes, drowning out the people who actually want to see this character.
James Price
>allies >doombros fuck off with this shit, stop coat tailing doombros you fags
That happened for me when Aubrey Norris commented on the whole fiasco. It would break a Non-Disclosure Agreement if it were true, which mean't the comments would have been deleted at this point due to Nintendo throwing a hissy fit. And honestly, I don't think so. He said that for Ridley, but people still pushed for him.
Cooper Long
I know, I don't want to either, I just want it so I can spead it for people to see this cancer.
As in the shitty dlc character who will never happen because she’s irrelevant fapbait who was lucky enough to be added as a spirit as a consolation prize for you waifufaggots?
I never left. I've only been doing it less because it's not what it used to be. It's not as funny to me as before and I have a job that takes a fair amount of my time up.
