Spit a verse Yea Forums

Spit a verse Yea Forums.

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The cat in the hat

Ooga booga bix nood where da wyt wymn at homies rolling up to the hood wif my niggas kangz n shiet

Aye aye
Obese Nigga on tha beat
Love to my Gamer Nation
Yung Button Masha lets go

>fifty minutes of sloppy wet farts

I SCROLL DOWN THE Yea Forums CATALOG
HAND DOWN MY PANTS TUGGING ON MY KNOB
I SEE PORN IN THE OP
OF BIG ANIME TITTY
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

N

and that was that

BUSTA RHYMES

I woke up this morning and figured I'd call you
In case I'm not here tomorrow
I'm hoping that I can borrow a piece of mind
I'm behind on what's really important
My mind is really distorted
I find nothing but trouble in my life
I'm fortunate you believe in a dream
This orphanage we call a ghetto is quite a routine
And last night was just another distraction
Or a reaction of what we consider madness
I know exactly what happened
You ran outside when you heard my brother cry for help
Held him like a newborn baby and made him feel
Like everything was alright
And a fight he tried to put up, but the type
Of bullet that stuck had went against his will
As blood spilled on your hands
My plans rather vindictive
Everybody's a victim in my eyes
When I ride it's a murderous rhythm
And outside became pitch black
A demon glued to my back whispering, "Get em"
I got em, and I ain't give a fuck
That same mentality that told my brother not to duck
In actuality it's a trip how we trip off of colors
I wonder if I'll ever discover
A passion like you and recover
The life that I knew as a young'n
In pajamas and Dun-ta-duns
When thunder comes it rains cats and dogs
Dumb niggas like me never prosper
Prognosis of a problem child
I'm proud and well devoted
This piru shit been in me forever
So forever I'mma push it, wherever whenever
And I love you cause you love my brother like you did
Just promise me you'll tell this story when you make it big
And if I die before your album drop I hope

I've been here for 12 years already.
Mom's spaghetti.

Sorry I don't speak nigger

haha niggers

Sneeds feed and seed

Smoke weed

my name is user and I'm here to say
the ps3 didn't have any games

SCUUUUUMMMMMMM GAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

AAAAAAAAA
C'MON FUCK A GUY

I see a fucking nigger
Im gonna pull the trigger

I LIVE ON THE SWING SET
PUSH ME HARDER
PUSH ME
PUSH ME HARDER

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Cunny cunny uh

THE SHITCH GOES BRRRRRRRRAP
PAP PAP CÚCK CÚCK CÚCK
SHITTYGAMES PORT PORT, AND A SQUAT SQUAT WHIRRRRRRR POOM
PII U
DOODOO POOPOO FOO FOOM
POOM POOM

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>Wake up in the morning and I'm starin at a heffer
>Dr. Dre? Shit, more like Dr Diet Dr Pepper
>An' I'm seein' now he brought with him some merry little men
>Oreos, nigga, all you're missin's Eminem's

Nigger shit, nigger shit
Nigger, nigger, nigger hit

TOO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING MEAL ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHERFUCKER FEELS

THIS YO BOY
YEAH
WORLD WIDE
YO BOY
WE DO IT LIKE THIS SON
YEAH
DONT FORGET MY BOY PEPE
OR MY MAIN MAN WOJACK
WE MADE IT
FROM RAGS TO RICHES
YEAH
LETS DROP THAT BEAT
NOW MY WHOLE CREW HERE
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH

im representing Yea Forums all day
and I can tell you that traps aint that gay
24/7 im playing that vidya
even though my toaster cant handle a nvidia
im the illest rapper on this board
dont believe me? Ill come at you with a sword
The jannies aint got shit on me
and ya know those nerds are doing it for free
Uther im so glad you could make it
so you can see all these others try and fake it
Im slaying these kids bacon
now watch all these (You)s im makin

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Dis dat nigga shit, dis dis dis dat nigga shit, how many nigga shits yo bee on nigga im gangsta free welfare kfc spree jordans stolen from jd sport YEEEHHHHH, dis dis dis dat nigga shit dis dis dis dat nigga shit, dis dis dis dat nigga shit, *Stolen guitar solo from 70's funk song* dis dat nigga shit, dis dis dis dat nigga shit....... WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINZ AT *echos*

Spread da cheeks a muh ass
Hit ya nose wit da gas
Pound da hole Fas’
Cuz da smell won’t las’

Based

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rap is for monkies and wiggers

Which one is Doctor Dre? Can't tell them apart, they look like identical twins. Anyways, here I go.
CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN, WADDYMELLON, MUHFUGGA. WHY MY KOOL-AID WATER BROWN??
FLINT MICHIGAN CONTAMINATED WATER, SHEEEEIT.

Nigga, nigga, bitch, nigga, nigga
Nigga, friend chicken, nigga, watermelon, nigga
Bitch nigga, nigga, white women, titties, ass

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
get on your knees and suck my dick
Yea Forumss full of virgins and fags Im sick
ain't nobody here to suck my dick

Niggas in my butt hole
Niggas in my butt hole
Niggas In niggas In niggas In my butt hole
Niggas in my butt hole
Niggas in my butt hole

N

I want to be the best
there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah,
that's my cause.

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

KANYE WEST HE LIKES

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

FINGERS IN HIS ASS

Fuckin lost it to this

NOW IF IT FUCK THIS MODEL
AND SHE BLEACH HER ASSHOLE
AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT
IMMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

yabba dabba doo
gab's a problem too
missiles over gaza
just blow up the kaaba
followin a spook
followed jews who juked the rules
followed jewels and bought the schools
blood money lead the tools
hate to leave em here but would just lure out more fools
come for hooks and not the message
i see less and less for man
bet against time
bet against revivals
cancer in remission then relapse so no survival
politicking picking out the snakes among my rivals
split between an exit bag and dousing up a tidal

kek

I'M A LIMP DICKED, LITTLE PRICK MIDGET ABOUT TO GET FRIGID WITH BRIDGET

TRUMP IS A RACIST, JUST LIKE MY PLAYSTATION FOR I'M NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH, TO MANY CINEMATIC MOVIES, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO GAMING

DON'T GET IT CONFLATED, I WOULD GLADLY LET TYRONE IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER HAILIE AND FATHER ANOTHER BABY, SO WHAT IF HE COMES OUT A LITTLE DARK, WE ALL KNOW HIS SKIN IS SHADY

UH YEA AND AS FOR THIS PRESIDENCY, FUCK THAT SHIT I DON'T WANT TO SEE A SEQUEL, SO VOTE NO TO DRUMPF IN 2020 AND OH YEA, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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BASED

that nig has the ugliest lips in human history

Any moonman song.

>DON'T GET IT CONFLATED, I WOULD GLADLY LET TYRONE IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER HAILIE AND FATHER ANOTHER BABY, SO WHAT IF HE COMES OUT A LITTLE DARK, WE ALL KNOW HIS SKIN IS SHADY
10/10

I am legitimately saddened by the fact that the first reply in this thread doesn't have the word nigger in it

My name is user and I am good
i like 2d girls and eating food
off topic threads are the best
Specially if its about flat chests
go away you stupid jannies
back to your mom, go suck her tiddies

Uh, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle
Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple
Scorbunny, Sobble and Grookey
Lickitung and Lickilicky
Haxorus, Cofagrigus, Poliwrath, Mismagius
Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider
Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer
Golurk, Luxio, Swampert
Lilligant, Tynamo, Seismitoad, Politoed, Palpitoad, Seel
Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal
Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper
Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr
Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring
Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking
(Be the best)
Skrrrelp! Alakazam, Patrat
Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat, Golbat, Zubat
Poochyena, Carracosta, Teddiursa, Umbreon
Alomomola, Chikorita, Gothorita, Druddigon
Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug
Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg
Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon, Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff
Igglybuff, Wigglytuff
Dhelmise, Servine, Rockruff
Porygon, Porygon-Z, Porygon2, Ribombee
Skuntank, Klang, Klinklang
Miltank and Metang, Luxray
Pidgey, Hitmonlee, Skitty, Happiny, Mudbray
Lotad, Durant, Serperior, Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor
Abra, Seadra, Nidorina, Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina
Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard
Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir
Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor, Ariados, Tyranitar
Glameow, Meowth, Exploud
Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout
Starmie, Starly, Frogadier
Delcatty, Escavalier
Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas
Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas
Foongus, Amoonguss and Pidgeotto
Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o
Aurorus, Aromatisse
Medicham, Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabébé
Feraligatr, Eevee
Sigilyph, Elekid, Anorith, Inkay
(Gotta catch 'em all!)
Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw
(Gotta catch 'em all!)
Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna
Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi, Popplio, Abomasnow
Charmeleon, Darumaka, Hariyama, Sharpedo
Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye
Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly
Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona
Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola
Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan
Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon

actually pretty well done. You got the multi syllable rhyme scheme of Eminem as well as his recent cucked politics

IT'S 4CHANNEL NOW
AIN'T NOBODY GET THEIR FUCK ON
IT'S 4CHANNEL NOW
ALL THE JANNIES AT THE LUNCHEON
WHEN ALL I WANT, ALL I REALLY NEED
IS SWEET RELEASE, NOT WASTED SEED
I WANNA SHOOT, NOT DRIBBLE
I WANNA IT BIG, NOT JUST A LITTLE
I PACE AROUND, I FIGHT THE FEELING BUT I JUST
I FACE A ROUND, KNOW I'LL BE REELING TIL I BUST
YEAH OKAY I BE MASTURBATIN
FISHES WANT THE BAIT
I CAN'T EVEN WAIT, NUT MAKE ME LOSE WEIGHT
FEEL THE SHAME
I BE SWIFT, WHEN I HIT THE SHAFT I LIFT
NOT THE SAME
ALL THE SAME
ZERO GAME
ZERO AIM, I HIT THE FAUCET MISS THE SINK

Tldr lol

ooga booga steal that car
take me wheah de white girls are

Find me in da club
Bottle full of bub

I may be horny
but I ain't no faggot
I may be a lonely
but I ain't no faggot
I may dress up like a girl
but I ain't no faggot
I may take it up the ass
but I ain't no faggot

ain't no faggot x3

I may suck dick
but I ain't no faggot
I may whore myself
but at least I'm not anthony burch

not anthony burch x 3

Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand

Some G telling me that I suck cocks
Well that nigga ain't wrong that shit rocks
In my mouth and out comes white pee
Forgot to mention that I'm the OP

lol impressive

>WE ALL KNOW HIS SKIN IS SHADY
Holy fucking shit

>I WOULD GLADLY LET TYRONE IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER HAILIE AND FATHER ANOTHER BABY, SO WHAT IF HE COMES OUT A LITTLE DARK, WE ALL KNOW HIS SKIN IS SHADY

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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I've got 0 mac 11s
about 0 .38s
1 9
0 mac 10s
the shits end
go to gamestop with my frens
accidentally back into a benz
listen to Radiohead's "The Bends"
eat a burger, tastes pretty good
nigger

years ago they tried to
years ago they tried to put me in a

The coldest opponent, know in this moment
The last in fact, the swag intact, I mass attack
What do that mean, I'm a murder machine?
Nah, I raise more hopes than popes fuck teens
Open the seams, lift the veil, we live in hell
These sheiks got more sick gifts to sell
Don't try to force it, let it come natural
Destroying your source of lies is a tortured battle
Most skaddale, not from the fight
They get a tip from the cattle, watch them falling off a flight
Bitch you can fly, you ain't left the tree yet
Instead you can get high, you know that dope a mean hit
Clean it, mass produced it, advertise it to the kids
Don't mean mean shit when you got a lucy trip between your mitts