Tell Bulborb your problems

my cat got run over

I'm very lonely and want friends but I also find being around people incredibly draining

My job offers free college as long as I go for a degree in business or tech. I don't want to do business but I'm fucking awful at math because I was homeschooled and can't understand math to save my life. Am I completely fucked if I go into software design without knowing math?

try putting peroxide in there, i do it daily.

you aren't completely fucked, you have nothing to worry about, go for it

No.

Source: Homeschooled software developer that's bad at math.

my problem is a lack of pikmin 4, bulborb. where is it?

Sometimes I feel like something is very wrong but, I can't pin down what is bothering me. How do I handle this Mr. Bulborb?

O mighty Bulborb,
what dost Thou do when happiness is out of one's reach?

I worry that I am not good enough for my boyfriend. What should I do?

You are ugly piece of shit bulborb! Go fuck yourself!

Emulate old video games

Get better!

I appreciate your wisdom, and am enlightened

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My dude just go get an earwax removal kit it's easy

I feel like I'm to retarded for social interactions and I'll spend the rest of my life alone with my autism

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My problem is that there is NO PIKMIN FOR SWITCH

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Bulborb, I'm sad. But hopeful.

My left arm is fucked up and I need MRIs and likely a surgery I can't afford. Happened because of work but without a specific incident causing it, its impossible to call it or a work related injury or to get workers comp. Thought thankfully I did qualify for medical leave and short term disabiltiy pay.

Mfw can't even lift 3lbs with my left arm.

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Apparently that bulborb fuck up isn't even here so I, the Fiery Bulblax, will listen.
Start running. It's cheap as fuck to start doing. Supplement with pikmin smoothies.
You obviously fucked up but I doubt that you caused a pregnancy.
Use photoshop or a similar program like GIMP. It does wonders.
Get your owners to bring you to the vet.
It's not 100% required to know math in depth, but having a good grasp of logic and the math that comes from logic is helpful.
Soon™
Get a small notebook and write down what you are thinking for a while. Go through it later.
Relationships are a two way street. Be open about your concerns. Not much can come wrong from being truthful.
Make an active effort to talk to others.
Fiery Bulblax thinks you will be able to recover.

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I moved to a new place and the isolation is starting to get to me

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Don't think you can help me with this one bulborb. I'm pretty sure something is really wrong with my heart as I've been having angina attacks for like three weeks and the earliest my cardiologist could schedule for an actual echo test was 10 days from now. I'm legitimately afraid I'm going to have a heart attack before then even though he told me not to worry because I'm young and 99.9% of the time it's not really heart disease and my last EKG looked okay.

Other than that I've got a busted 3DS I got free that I can't fix up cause I got no extra cash on me at the moment. I really wanted to try Bravely Default.

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Peroxide mixed with water. I do it whenever my ears get clogged up, It works and it's cheap. Do it about 3 times per ear.

Thank you, Bulblax.

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Thank you fiery bulblax

this user hello Bulbax just started getting gimp should I download it via BitTorrent or just directly?

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is the kitty ok?

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Do you have room to rent? You might be able to find someone to talk to through that, and make some money on the side. If all else fails, call your parents more often.
Do you live on your own? If you do and are truly concerned, find someone to crash with until your exam. Other than that try as best as you can to treat the symptoms.
BitTorrent will be a little bit faster but it ultimately comes down to personal opinion. Just downloading it is a bit simpler. It's not a very large file.

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Imaginen ever being cold cause your ass is always on fire.

I have thousands of dollars in medical bills and the transmission on my car just went bad. I'm fucked.

Bulborb can I trust her? She won't leave like my mother will she?

what happened that gave you medical bills. did you break your wiener?

Look at this borb. This borb is cute. I hope he has a nice day.

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Thanks friend, now maybe I'll have enough courage to try to make a Squilliam of movie sonic.

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Not bulborb, but if you've been in a relationship with this girl for a while, you have to trust her. A relationship without trust is always unhealthy and will self-destruct eventually. If you don't have any reason to believe she would, then don't. It sucks when bad shit happens in a relationship, but you can't really be in a relationship constantly expecting shit to go south, because it puts a massive strain on your mental well-being.

>Do you live on your own? If you do and are truly concerned, find someone to crash with until your exam. Other than that try as best as you can to treat the symptoms.
Thanks bulblax, I actually do live with my family. It just sucks because with all the times I've been to my doctor the past two months and the initial EKG coming back negative, they've been hinting heavily that they think I'm making the whole thing up for attention, even though I'd really rather not have to waste my own time and money to do all this shit and wracking my brain with worry every day.

I'm nice and toasty.
If whatever caused you to end up in the hospital was not your fault, you can try to get more out of your insurance company to take from your bills.
Trust is obviously the most important part of a relationship as says, but please be open about this with her. Also, if this anxiety subsists, talk to someone you can trust or see a therapist about the relationship that you had with your mother.
Bulborb is busy working on Pikmin 4 right now. I don't know how his day is.
Magnetic Lasso is your best friend.
Try to sound as sincere as possible about your pains to your family and think hard about what might be causing these pains. Even if the test comes up negative, I would still recommend to change up your lifestyle because if you have these pains so frequently it could come from one of your habits.

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Bulborb asks how were doing no one asks him how he's doing... Bulborb you good mate?

Vertigo like earwax man, but it hasn't gone away.
I'll try that maybe, thanks borb. You are good borb.

>Magnetic Lasso is your best friend
more on that Mr. Bulbax, where is magnetic lasso in gimp?

I'm doing pretty good, but I don't know how Bulborb is.
In GIMP it is called the Intelligent Scissors.
docs.gimp.org/2.10/en/gimp-tool-iscissors.html

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thanks mr. Bulbax! and also sorry I had to bother you with my stupid meme.

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Bulber, i feel like i’m a fraud, i don’t deserve think everything i have or have done, i feel like i’m stealing everything from others who deserve it, and my biggest fear is someone calling me out

nevermind, just realized why Gimp is free
>doesn't have the means to purchase photoshop
am I doomed to failure?

The person who you are lying the most to is yourself. If you have gotten at least somewhat far, you DO deserve at least some of what you have. Take a long look inside and tell yourself that you have worked hard to get where you are.

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not a borb but that's just impostor syndrome. Lots of people get that.

I doubt it's yours. Sperm are vulnerable as fuck to just about everything, but especially temperature changes.

I don't know what I want from life. I'm not suicidal or anything but I don't have any goals or shit like that.

bulborb how do I kill my faggot roommates

I met a girl online and we really hit it off and I bought her a Nintendo Switch and then she blocked me.

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>I bought her a Nintendo Switch

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I can't get a 5

Really think about it.
1.It's soap which has a lot of chemicals which would most likely kill the sperm.
2. She would have to reach all the way up there to get it
3. Sperm dies almost instantly after it leaves the dong
4. If this is a joke, fuck me I fell for it

There are dozens of online photoshop-like websites. Try those.
Fiery Bulblax felt like this a while back. You don't really need a massive goal unless you already have one in mind. Decide to make small goals like: "I want to do well this test", or "I want to go out and meet people". Write these down and stay dedicated.
As someone who had a shit roommate at some point, pull them aside and call them out on their shit.
I had a similar experience a while back, sometimes you just have to deal with it.
You went way too fast user. When buying gifts for someone you just met, start very small like gift cards so that you can causally write it off. "I was never going to use this card anyways, do you want it?" and stuff like that.
damn that sucks

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Will I ever meet someone who's actually attractive?
I stole it.

yeah but I can

bulborb I haven't been to class in like 3 months I'm skipping what's suppose to be a good time in my life apart from literally wasting my parents money and being depressed what do I do.

MY LEGS CRAMPING UP AND IT FUCKING HURTS

nice

i have massive thyroid tumors that have grown in size over the past year, along with abnormal thyroid growth. docs recommend removing at least half of my thyroid or else it could continue to grow and block off my throat/produce the wrong amount of hormones. once i get it removed im looking at months of balancing different doses of pills so i can replicate having a thyroid. i am worried about it

Well you learnt a lesson about egirls i hope. Probably was a dude too lmao

I am 27 y old virgin. I was born with kinda bulky body but also with under average height. For that reason I never had a girlfriend and every time I tried to get one every girl refused(luckily in polite and non-humilitating), I missed my teenager love experience(actually never had it). But we'll didn't had problem with school, got good engineer title, got good job, I am successful in every aspect of my life except love life because wasn't able to find girl who will love me and I mean not super sexy one, just average with decent hygiene and not bitchy personality.

I learned that at my 30 I will get some work experience and of course be able to get better money.
I know at my 30's many women will want to settle up with me, but not because they love me but because I will be one with money and they are almost hitting deadline in settling up so they are just desperate for provider.
Probably they will love my wallet more than me and if I marry one she will hardly limit their warmth towards me. In this society she still can cheat on me and still demand my hard earned money.

So my question is. How to move to anime world, because the only place where I will find a girl who sees me as person, not walking endless money pot is anime.

I see you every few months. When will you return?

My older bro used to always hang out on this board, he killed himself last year on may 22. He was 26. The only thing he left us was his misery because my parents still cry and I drink every day

I used to love watching him play pikmin:/

I continue to smoke weed instead of using my time more constructively.

I have difficulty following a healthy sleep schedule.

I’m actually in a very good place right now, lots of stuff coming together well in my life. But I need to light a fire under my ass and achieve something more.

I want to light a fire under my ass achieve something more.

But the lazy life’s siren song always beckons.

It wasn't your fault

Put yourself out there more, and I'm sure you can find someone you like eventually.
It's the end of the semester. Try as hard as you can on your finals, and make a true commitment to do well on your summer semester if you have one or in the fall. If your campus has a health building with a therapy center, use it. It's there for a reason. Be honest with your parents about how you feel as well.
Try messaging your tendon.
Fiery Bulbax isn't a doctor but knows how it feels to be worried over these kinds of things. You will never know the future but you can try to be optimistic.
Try online dating, and hide the fact that you are well off until maybe the third or fourth date.
Grief is something that everyone has to experience. You have to be ready to move on eventually. Not today, not tomorrow, maybe not for a long time. But don't try and run away from your grief. Don't keep it bottled up inside you.
I personally work much better in the nighttime, and I understand the whole wanting a fire under your ass bit. Set personal deadlines. I learned this when I realized that I only found real motivation to study or work in the few days before an exam or big job, so I decided to make my own goals and deadlines.

I must now leave for my home planet, the pikmin that were left behind at sunset "need me".

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*massaging

I've been working my same dead end job for almost nine years Bulborb, what should I do to help find something better besides just filling out random applications?

Your problem is over introspection. You are an analytical person and you apply that to yourself.

Everyone does things that are awkward sometimes. You just need to practice and try not to be so hard on yourself

Thank you Bulbax.

Thankyou bulborb. I hope you find some fat juicy purples.

I drew bulborb.

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Everything is garbage, brublob