Damn speedrunners look like THAT?

Damn speedrunners look like THAT?

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Imagine the fucking smell.

Benjamin Franklin is a transgender speedrunner now?

I have a sneaking suspicion most of those females are really men.

Cosmo still exists, John Numbers should be charged with homicide!

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I am the vidya game fairy. What is your wish, user?

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Is this the next level after Incel? honestly I hope none of you become this just because you're virgins.

I wish Yea Forums wasn't obsessed with trannies, politics and e-celebs.

They seriously have to look into what the fuck is in our water systems

>majority of Yea Forums is gay or bi
>still hates trans people

Hmmm...

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Yea keep telling yourself that incel tranny. have actual sex.

>You can't hate what you fuck
Tell that to the slave owners from back in the day

Is there a single XX female in this photo?

Don't lump us in with those degenerates.

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Protip: If you don't want your hobbies to be ruined by trannies, find another hobby besides video games. Something that requires you to get out of your house, which is deterrent number one for trannies.

based and redpilled

Your a big >girl

You know what this is going to be great, an all women anything always ends up in distraction, they wind up starting shit with each other for no reason.

TIME TO YABBA DABBA DILATE BROS!

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I wish to hold your hand, vidya game fairy

This guy versus Macho Ma'am, who wins?

God, he's such a fucking gremlin.

Why do i have a boner

>for the rest of their lives
fucking seriously? I thought it was like for a few months or something
that sounds fucking awful

mental illness

I wish trannies, politics and e-celebs weren't obsessed with vidya.

I wish for the tranny of my choice to hang himself today.

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>Week 13 forward - Dilation or intercourse a minimum of once or twice a week for the rest of your life

>I thought it was like for a few months or something
Why would you think that? No open wounds stay open forever and they're constantly trying to heal.
Just ask anyone with earrings.

lol wow. at least we can visually distinguish these weirdos so as to not associate with them.

They made their choice and that's fine by me.

Man what about when you're old and shit?
I sincerely hope the 5 to 20 years at max of happiness is worth the rest of your life going to shit

>have had ears pierced for almost a decade now
>if I leave earrings out for a few days, it starts to close

Nah senpai, they fucked.

>as to not associate with them
Not for long, you can already get arrested just for not masturbating their delusions, it won't be long until you will be forced to threat them 100% as a woman and be as nice as possible or you go to jail

What is even happening here?

Why do you think their suicide rates are so high?

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I maybe a faggot, but I'm not delusional to the point that I believe people choose their gender. That shit is retarded and anyone who buys into that nonsense are as mentally ill as those who believe in gender fluidity.

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I caught part of that stream. He just stared at the camera the entire time. IIRC in the end when I checked his archives it was a ~4 hour stream without him saying a single word. Knowing him he was probably facing his fears or something retarded.

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I'm only Bi for ladyboys. Fuck I have yellow fever bad.

This absolute unit could kill the average Yea Forumstard.

Just because I have a girlfriend and fuck twinks on the side does not mean i’m a dick chopping degenerate

Jacking off to futa on shota doesn't make me bi, I'm sick of hearing this shitty argument.

>Ben Franklin next to Andre the Giant in drag

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This right here is why i play video games as slow as possible now. Im afraid.

Being a homo is better than trying to cut my dick off and pretend I need a vagina and menstrual issues

>tfw willingly would fuck the hell out of a good looking lady-boy but know I'd never be able to live it down

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NERF THIS!

anybody want a peanut?

Do yourself a favor and never go to Thailand.

>Do yourself a favor and never go to Thailand
Holy fuck this 10000x. I went on a business trip last year to Thailand and as a foreigner you literally can't sit down in a bar without being approached by ladyboy's non-stop.

I would like to be surrounded by ladyboys

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good games that are finished

This. Shit wasn't this bad 4, 5 years ago.
If you're built like a linebacker, you probably shouldn't try that.

No you don't.

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enjoy your AIDS

This.

FOR THE 4TH FUCKING TIME, WHAT GAMES ARE THEY PLAYING?!

STOP TALKING ABOUT /POL/SHIT AND TRANSVESTITES, NOBODY CARES

YOU FUCKERS RUINED Yea Forums

>women(female) complained of sexual harassment from fellow females(male)
>Females(male) bitching about no dilation station and dilation timeout
>Smell complaint

How much can it go wrong?

It's a clown world bros

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This is a myth created by incel chuds proclaiming transwomen have to keep a wound open on their taint to simulate a vagina. It's all bullshit

That's a myth. I had my surgery in 2001, and yes for the first year you have to dilate a lot and yes it sucks, but after that you don't need to. You vagina will never "heal closed;" that's a malicious myth spread by the same kind of anti-trans folk who think trans women transition just to rape lesbians. If you stop dilating, it gets tighter and you might lose an inch of depth (but in my experience, no man will ever use more than the first three inches or so)

I've had my vagina for 16 years, and there were stretches of YEARS where I didn't have a partner and didn't masturbate, so I essentially did nothing in the way of dilation, and I'm fine. It gets tighter--at my tightest, it was difficult to use two fingers to masturbate--but any vagina will tighten over time without play. You can stretch it back out with dilators if you want to use bigger toys or get a well-endowed partner, and it's uncomfortable at first to do so, but it goes quickly.

There are no medical consequences to stopping your dilation ONCE EVERYTHING FINISHES HEALING (so after the first year). If you don't dilate for the first year, I don't know what the side-effects would be; given that there's a lot of tissue knitting itself together, it would probably result in permanent tightness, but it's almost impossible for a vagina to heal shut.

Have sex

>phoneposter

I'm not gay because I masturbated over Astolfa. Fuck off!

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>this pasta again

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Anyone else get legit queasy whenever the topic turns to the actual surgical and medicinal part of this bullshit? I felt sick to my stomach and my dick actively hurt reading

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Who cares what you think? You're gay!

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That just means you are normal.

I'm beginning to think Thanos was in the right when he snapped away half of the universe.

>in my experience, no man will ever use more than the first three inches or so

so if I'm reading this correctly, only dicklets actually fuck trannies?

it checks out

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I get quesy whenever invasive/surgical stuff is brought up in general. I don't do well with that kind of mental imagery.

What does pussy (male) (after penis has been inverted) smell like brehs?

>majority of Yea Forums are fags
>no one denies it
I hate this board so God damn much the only reason i use it is because the other options are even gayer

frame fatales? more like, FAILED FEMALES lmao

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Fun fact: fluoride causes a large decrease in intelligence, turns a specific part of the brain into an inert calcium deposit, and has negligible effect on dental health!

See ethos.bl.uk/OrderDetails.do?uin=uk.bl.ethos.361991 "The effect of fluoride on the physiology of the pineal gland"

>Fluoride ingestion as a child appears to decrease IQ:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3491930/ "Developmental Fluoride Neurotoxicity: A Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis"
>Thus, children in high-fluoride areas had significantly lower IQ scores than those who lived in low-fluoride areas.

>Fluoride ingestion during pregnancy appears to greatly decrease the intelligence of the child:

ehp.niehs.nih.gov/doi/10.1289/ehp655 "Prenatal Fluoride Exposure and Cognitive Outcomes in Children at 4 and 6–12 Years of Age in Mexico"
>In this study, higher prenatal fluoride exposure, in (the general range of exposures reported for the general population,) was associated with lower scores on tests of cognitive function in the offspring at age 4 and 6–12 y.

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See also

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineal_gland
>Calcification of the pineal gland is typical in young adults, and has been observed in children as young as two years of age.[30] The calcified gland is often seen in skull X-Rays.[30] Calcification rates vary widely by country and correlate with an increase in age, with calcification occurring in an estimated 40% of Americans by their 17th year.[30] Calcification of the pineal gland is largely associated with corpora arenacea, also known as "brain sand".
>It seems that the internal secretions of the pineal gland inhibit the development of the reproductive glands, because, in cases where it is severely damaged in children, the result is accelerated development of the sexual organs and the skeleton.[34]

Another fun fact: fluoride water doping is not practiced in Europe. America implemented it in 1945, immediately after pilfering the medical research from the infamous Unit 731 (human research facility in Japan that tested thousands of drugs on POWs)

Fun fact #3: fluoride passes right through even the most sophisticated water filters. The only way to defluoridate water is to distill it.

Fun fact #4: You can get a tabletop water distiller for $75-$100 on aliexpress. They use no filter and would consume ~$15 of electricity per year if you ran them 24/7 (you don't.) They also remove all other harmful contaminants like lead (very common in US tapwater.)

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HOLY SHIT GOT EM

Huh, that's strange! I wonder why we've never heard of this, and why we continue to fluoridate water even knowing this. Does someone want us to be stupid and docile?

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Be silent, goy. It is for... your teeth, yes. Your teeth.

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I'm surprised they got mad at them for making an all female speedrun event.

i dont wanna imagine it

that fucking chad stride

Sweet fucking jesus, just tape your dick to your thigh and wear a wig, shits not worth that

Is that SyncError? Why is he there?

No one cares about your mainstream capeshit, faggot.

god look at how fucking uncomfortable the guy on the left is. Everytime I watch the webm repeat I notice some bit of body language that tells me he would rather be on the titanic than on that couch

>people

>Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
Franklin is based. He knows he's likely to live if he kills 2.

didnt his vagina explode?

Hope my life turns out better and I can improve

Wow, I might try this out. $250 for a distiller, but I easily pay for that in 24 packs of bottled water. This might be cheaper than bottled water. I'll try this out, thanks for this post.

Buy the cheap Chinese ones. They are made in the same factories and rebranded and sold for $100-150 higher in the west. Chinese homes all require water distillers so they don't skimp on making them.

More like homocide

>Get your own event
>Complain that they get their own event
Why do they HAVE to insert themselves into the regular event?

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Reminder that only nuclear fire can save us
>youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys

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Redpill me on Transgenderism Yea Forums, it strikes me as nothing more than a paraphillic fetish and it seems to me from casual observation that most transgenders are sex obsessed, homosexual young men, that have absolutely no interests whatsoever so they use sex and their sexuality as the defining characteristic of their personality, while also being incredibly narcissistic attention seekers. Am I close to the mark with my observation?

You're dead on.

You are entirely correct.

how much further can cosmo fall?

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is he still able to climb up on his bed? if so, about 3 feet

i dont have the clip anymore, but there was an episode of "my name is jazz" where his mom mentions "his future husband" will have to be less than 5 inches long

That's been my personal experience, but I've never looked into any research (if any legitimate studies do exist) because I really don't care, so its nothing more than anecdotal.

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close, you can be more specific.
The whole tranny fiasco is 50% fetish, 50% jealous white liberal retards who want to have their own version of the Civil Rights movement against white people(?) so they can feel oppressed and relate more with "muh fellow oppressed minorities" even though they are by far the most """"privileged""" group in western society. Its a fucking clown world, user, where the phew cast a shadow on the many

How reckless are they? If I go with my gf will they still come up? We were planning a trip in July.

Actual god damn demons.

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blase quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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based lynchian poster
wait wtf this isn't Yea Forums

lol you even have the pasta

That's about it.

There's a sociology paper's worth of study around the idea that "fandoms as a replacement for an individual personality" has driven our current culture insane.

It's the same way religion works. A fandom has a all the same mental hooks a religion does, built in knowledge, built in community. But it has none of the moral and life living structure a classic faith has.

You guys know there's normal speedrunners too right? Well adjusted hetero men with jobs.

The trans community situation is an odd one. For one, they are the only people who firsthand experience what I experience. They are a necessity to fully contextualize how I interact with others, especially as a young trans woman.

But at the same time, it's full of people who just don't understand that who we and what led us to transition isn't healthy. It's not normal and should never be normal. It's not the same thing as homosexuality because it's rooted in mental illness. So many in the trans community don't want to admit it because they act like if we address it as such, it needs to be "cured" which is obviously naive. I have a mental illness, but I live in a world accommodating enough that through psychological and surgical help, I can live with it. I can be happy with it. You don't cure depression. You don't cure autism. But there are people out there with mental illnesses that function just fine and live happy healthy lives interacting with others. I find it sickening to find people like Charlize Theron push non-normativity on her son who is clearly too young to understand the complexities of masculinity and femininity.

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I miss Jazz threads.

yeah and they banned most of them.

Based Yea Forums poster. See you in the jazz threads fren.

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Why stop at hair?

wait, does that basedboy actually cry in other videos too? holy shit his wife's pussy must be more used by poor blacks than a Motel 6

Mutilating yourself and living in a delusional state where you think you can magically become the opposite sex is very different from wanting to stick my dick in whoever I want.

mate those are two totally different people

I would hope they would back off if you were with another girl. I was with 6 other guys so we must have been a prime target. Their really demanding too. They come up and sit with you, ask questions and then they want you to buy them a drink and socialize more. And if its obvious that you don't want any sex, they will just bugger off to someone else but STILL want you to pay for their drink.

>30 years old
>had to move back in with his parents after squandering his patreon donations on food delivery, onions, and video games
>2014 Cosmo had thousands of viewers per stream, sponsors, his own speedrunning website, was landing interviews with the likes of CNN and Kotaku
>2019 Narcissa quit streaming, burned all of his bridges with Twitch, closed off his discord so that only he and his enablers can chat, got addicted to shrooms
It's not looking good

He's a special kind of onions

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This man is absolutely based.

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Usually you're a cool guy imagine the smell poster. Not today.

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