There are people that died waiting before this came out

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. . . Have at you!

is that a boy

Liru's game isn't a VN

Yeah but you can't die waiting for death.

Can't wait to see it announced on E3 as EGS exclusive

God, what a waste. At least Hizashi no Naka no REAL got uncensored.

I've fapped to this far too many times

I swear to fucking god if I die before otome function releases I'll kill god myself just like in my JRPGs.

>there are people that died after this thread was made

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No, but you can wait dying.
But enough talk... Have at you!

Yeah, in an earthquake.

>no anal
It's shit

>there are people who died
spooky

I'm one of them

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I remember downloading it and playing through it a couple times. now i want to do it again, but i don't remember where i put the folder.

sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2634637

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And it turns out they didn't miss much. This wasn't worth any more than a one-and-done fap.

Can't wait to not pay for it then

>1.1TB

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Don't worry, I've fapped for them all.

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So... literally everyone right now?

I'm pretty sure I played a porn game featuring this girl when I was little.

yes

Oh... You have.

Lucky them.

I assume he means within the last 5 minutes

You have.

>that filesize

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IRC is better

> there are people that dont know about the Christmas update

aw yus, thanks

>there are people that dont know

The one by Zone where she was fucked by a werewolf?

Thanks for affirming this. Is that game still available online?

fpbp still gonna pirate it though

Yes, I remember a wolf being involved.

user, please. I really don't feel like fapping a third time in quick succession this evening.

>comes out
>has none of my fetishes

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It depends on what you re waiting for if you re lucky or not
People was so hyped for this thing after ground zeroes i really envy anyone dying before Hackjima went full Hack with PP

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underfuckingrated
10/10
would (you)

Anybody who seriously wanted this game isn't worth associating with, I like some fanservice as much as the next guy but this level of self insertion is just pathetic.

>there are people

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>managed to find the christmas edition

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omg i literally died

>There are people that didn't die waiting before this came out.

me too wtf

never played this. what does one actually do in this game? is it just same anime select-your-adventure with tits at the end?

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She's in.

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why don't they make anime girls as cute as the majipoka girls anymore bros

What do women actually feel like

More like I'm in if you catch my drift

but who was the butcher?

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Soft and warm. Nothing spectacular.

Ever got one of those blood sucking leeches attached to you when you want swimming in a lake or something?

Like that

Remember that 'DLC' that was being worked on? Me either. Neither does Seismic

Please refrain from using my waifu for shitposting purposes

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What did he mean by this?

Ok, I'll use her for masturbation purposes then

I wonder how many people have died waiting on berserk to come out

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What a shame because his Mami games are better

Wish I knew more games like this, Liru was such kino that made me wanted to settle down for a beautiful waifu.
Too bad the modern world is filled with thots.

Haha come the fuck on guys
we all know people don't die, right?
everyone gets to li

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F

The game was not the only thing that “came out” that day ;-]

door tonguing is best scene

The world will literally never know

Those were great posts I made

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>someone in the world died the exact second this post was made

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Are these porn games?

The guy making this died right? That's pretty sad. What's the name of this game again? I found it once but I forgot about it

>sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2634637
not really, doesn't somebody die every 3 seconds or something?

Then i don't give a shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg 10/10

based

epic

>The guy making this died right?
No just his hermit crab.

You need to be 18yo or older to post on this website, redditor.

Who hurt you?

Is this a joke or something

>your heart can stop
>but your brain is still working
>you trip balls as you die

A man of honor

>he doesn't remember when we bullied seismic's hermit crab so hard it fucking died.

I wish, that hermit crab died for our sins

pour one out for our lil homie

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Never forget

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fucking monsters

crabmind

>Seismic used all of Yea Forums's money to buy a KTM 1290 Super Duke GT

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which edition has all the Empress games?
wish there was a list or something

I mean it looks like a nice bike.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S ALL DOLPHIN PORN

He's in your area

>everyone in this thread will die

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In fact he's already behind you

There are people a who are going to die before death stranding gets a demo

and you're the next

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I know the first three numbers

Is this every fucking eroge ever or something?

>you're the next
Tama pls go

1TB of eroges is less than 10% of all the eroges ever made. that shitty torrent doesn't even include koikatsu

this post marks all of my disappointments too well

>every fucking eroge

You underestimate our power

Is the anime shes from even good?

I haven't really followed the game or its creator so no I don't. I thought he died though so that's why it stopped being updated

In english I meant

It's a comedy sitcom about monster girl princess living in the human world doing dumb shit while the underrated cow-titted villain tries proving they're a threat to civilization.
It's decent, but people mainly only remember it for Liru because her design is great. Most of the show is mainly jokes about how the vampire girl is flat, the mage girl being retarded and or a crude bitch, Liru being mistaken for a puppy instead of a werewolf and the robot girl genuinely dealing with everyone's bullshit (There is also an invisible princess, but she's mainly a running gag).

There is also that episode where the girls find a bunch of woman with mega cow tits in a hot spring and fondle them and shit until it turns out they're all futa but then it turns out they're a gang of Tanooki who were trying to steal their cloths, that's the other thing people remember.

Will you give it too them?

>he died
Kinda.
He blew his dosh on a VR set and now lives in VRchat.

>turns out they're all futa but then it turns out they're a gang of Tanooki who were trying to steal their cloths, that's the other thing people remember.

what the fuck

Japan is a magical place.

Crabs should not be trusted.

Been looking for some of these for a while now. Thanks a lot pal.

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What was said to the crab?

what butcher, user?

Yeah, I forgot the context. I think it's like they went on an adventure in the mountains or something and there is some snow princess there or something.
They get lost but find a hot spring full of women and join them, the women have huge boobs and all the girls are jealous (including Liru who's the bustiest of the main cast followed by the robot girl).
They fondle them and shit in typical "i'm so jealous, I hope I get as big as you" fashion. The vampire princess befriends the one flat girl there because "LOL WHY AM I SO FLAT!?".
The scene of the fondleing was aired censored but some people got a hold of the non-censored version (although the nipples are nothing but pink spots) which is posted here frequently.
At some point the women decide to leave and as they leave the water sloshes off a silhouette that implies they have huge erect dongs(The flat girl as a small dick as a part of the gag).
The girls a bewildered, but then they realize they're all naked up to their waste in snow and turn around to find a bunch of little racoon dogs in their clothing.
Tanooki typically can't hide their balls when they transform, so the women were Futa because the Tanooki were all male.

The anime has a lot of weird shit like that, such as an episode where the mage girl unironically dies and is sent to hell because she's tricked by a will-o-wisp guy in a prior episode where the girls were trying to hook up this other underated girl with said will-o-wisp

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Pretty sure I had a gif of that scene somewhere but I can't find it in my fucking hundreds of gigabytes of retarded bullshit images god damn

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This makes me even more confused but i accept it as it is

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it's great

That's it. Couldn't fucking find it but I did find this one

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source?

I've got a bunch of unorganized shit too. Usually ends up being easier looking it up on a booru or sankaku.

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Liru's anime was really that lewd?

Are you fucking illiterate?

>no patchu
SEISMIC GIVE ME PATCHY, A CUTE A PLUMP PATCHY

It's a dumb fan service show about monster girls. What do you think?

since this thread is getting deleted anyway
i just wanted to talk to 3AngledBlue sometime in my life.
oh well

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>Completed:42

These clips of the futa girls in the onsen is from the second half of episode 10.

Here is the episode for your viewing pleasure.
Unfortunately 576p is the highest that I've been able to find.

megaupload.nz/i26013o7n2/_MystVortex_Renkin_San-Kyuu_Magical_Pokaan_-_10_DVD_576p_AAC_AnimgeRG_mp4

>megaupload
I aint clicking that
but still gave me a good shot of nostalgia

u can find the bds in 30s on nyaa

THERE ARENT EMPRESS GAMES FUCK
I was planning to play the untranslated ones with the translation machine or something I saw a few weeks ago
On that topic, I heard win 10 had problems with TM, any tips? pls don't say learn japanese

>waiting so long
>wasn't even anything special

the free version or the pay version ?

is there any uncensored footage yet

I liked this vn she was best girl

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>tfw many anons who waited for it will never see S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2

Can you link them?
When I searched I only found the 576p copies

>Look up "Pokan" on nyaa.
>0 results
Seriously though, I never watched the series proper cuse I could never find it anywhere...
I wanna see it.

I wouldn't even count it as a VN, you pick a dialogue option, see a short 3d movie, pick another one, get another 3d short, etc

Where?

DLC?

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You gotta search the full name, but it's got some weird characters. Searching "Magical Pokaan" pulls up a few results, but only one of them has seeders at the moment.

nyaa.si/view/1050865

someone post the "list of things that happened waiting for Duke Nukem Forever to come out"

Well I promise to seed it for the night when I do get it downloaded. It's going to take a while, though.

>duke.a-13.net/
Has most of the info you need.
It's only has the stuff from April 1997- May 2009, but that should be a good list.

I’m sure it will come out any day now...

it was worth it

>There are people who died before Guts got off the boat
>They didn't live to see the drop in art quality and Slice Of Life shenanigans the manga has now become
sometimes I truly envy the dead

Was this an OVA or something? I watched MagiPoka way back when it was the big thing on Yea Forums in like 2005 or whatever but I don't remember it being this lewd either.

it's said in this very thread that it's the uncensored version

That's because on most rips the groping scene is censored, showing just Liru's hands groping a colorful background.

HYDRO STORM!!!

>people will die waiting for part 2

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>Literally the entire GTA series up to Chinatown Wars
good lord this makes me feel old

WAITED TWENTY MOTHS TO CUM

There's a scene in the anime where she gets flattened by traveling in a lightspeed bus. Why does that turn me on so much?

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Ah, that explains it. I guess I missed the post about it earlier.

wasn't even that good, the teaser was the best part

I haven't seen a liru thread on Yea Forums for so long

NEVER EVER'S FINALLY COME

>1,1 TB
Good god.

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god fucking speed user what a wonderful torrent

I still believe

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>it's all so vanilla that there isn't even butt stuff
bo-ring

source?

He's dead, right? It finally killed him?

Was the last version even released or translated?

I remember being in the thread for that cancer dudes last posts

Reminder that there is the DLC in '''production'''

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what kind of crab even is that?

Can someone give me some highlights of the best stuff?
All I recognize name-wise is seismic and bingo tarte

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fuck you faggot crab

[mu soft] Hizashi no Naka no Riaru (English)

>Check file list
>ctrl+f seismic
>8 results including christmas edition

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Dungeon & Prisoner

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>this
What "this"? Thats the werewolf girl from that old anime about 4 supernatural girls, now working in as model in numerous eroge, but what is this DLC talk?

ty

Seismic's eel died 3 days ago
Press F to pay respect to Ade-kun anons, he was a good boy

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Post fake cardboard version

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Commemorate properly.

youtube.com/watch?v=sc1Byzb8UYE

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>filename
I did up until I couldn't anymore.

>not setting your clock back to Christmas 16

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Long live ade-kun

>Sweet Mami 4 never

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And the game they made up in their head was better.

soon anons, soon

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This the right thread for the good stuff?

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reminder

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>tfw I started the first liru project thread on /h/

What a ride. Canceranon, people translating the sweet mamis due to seismic hype. It was all worth it.

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>Won't live to play Bannerlord
>If I ever have a son he wouldn't live long enough either

>A blue crab lives one to eight years, while a hermit crab lives 30 to 70 years.

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He stills posts about shitty music once or twice a year on twitter.

Miura himself will die before berserk is finished

unless Yea Forums is mean

It's only its molt here actually
It died some months later though

NEVER 5GET

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shitty CG animals deserve worse than this

>father waiting for a porn flash game to come out
>father has cancer
>dies after being active in threads anticipating porn flash game
>child of father who died of cancer finds all of this and decides to post in a thread for a porn flash game
>posts a picture off of google or jlist for a waifu figurine
>"This was balanced perfectly on his forehead as he died."

you are gullible and stupid if you believe this

And you are underage

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It's kind of incredible how porn games used to be such a big part of my life.

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Are you? Think about the post, how it was made, what it says, and the context it's posted under. If you believe it off of that single post alone you're a fool.

I think it is you who does not understand.

a Liru bread!?

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Sure thing, that's why you won't bother going into it. You saw an epic post that got a bunch of replies and everyone else taking the bait so it's true because you saw a larp that went on for however many threads, culminating in a convenient end where nothing else has to happen, all with no evidence besides an anonymous post with a stock image off of a website that sells figurines. It's all real believable, especially the part where he dies and perfectly balances a figurine on top of his head. No actual photo, no timestamp, no proof, just a googled image and a ridiculous claim, but it tugs at your fee fees.

'12. I'm such a newfag, sorry.

hmm

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He PROMISED US AN EXPANSION
fucking
WHEN

orz

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>1.1TB

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Dont her tits get bigger over the course of the game

Fuck, that's so cute. Just have a petting section where all you do is hug, cuddle, and tickle.

Nigga everybody knew it was fake we where just pretending to believe like the autists we have always been
Are you new here?

I legally died waiting for Casca to get unretarded.

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>I was just pretending to be retarded!
Amazing.

Sweet Mami series was better.

There will be cuddling scenes in the DLC

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Welcome on Yea Forums faggot

>cuddling scenes

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This is everything I ever wanted.

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Color me fucking surprised. He is still alive. And still posting shitty music.

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Was it really fake? I was overjoyed in June 2016 when it was finally released and had a strong emotional experience fapping thinking of canceranon

it means you're into the /d/ Shape change/Flattening fetish. Congrats! You're a /d/egenerate!

How to find a doggo girlfriend like Liru?

>everyone who doesn't like my stupid epic maymay is new
Are you a teenager or just foreign?

>Welcome on

This was the best scene. Especially after getting punched in the face so many times.

I didn't know I wanted this :DDD

Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion.

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How to get this scene?

Entrance #3 3rd option

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/end thread

Thanks.

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I will never tire of naked apron.

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You're making me want to download it again Yea Forums, but I can't remember the moonrunes to find a torrent

2009
Forever a newfag

nvm found it

Any kind of slapstick violence against women is sexy and exciting. Girls getting hit on the head and their eyes turn into spirals while stars circle around them, or getting electrocuted and you see their skeleton flashing and then their hair's frizzy, or they get thrown into a wall and half their body sticks out like a nail. It's cute and silly because it's not dangerous or serious but you still get the excitement of seeing a woman in peril.

>all big tiddies anime whores
>haha nice
>that fucking water glitch
>stupid fuckin anima-
>that's not fucking water
God damnit man

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My father and grandfather died waiting for Shenmue 3. I shall take their place and play it for them. Then I shall pass on the wait for Shenmue 4 to my son.

>no uncensored version
Why

Because this is a japanese game

There is a scene in anime where her bottom half is turned into eldritch abomination.

Who is the butcher?

Liru a cute

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No you're probably thinking of this guy

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When is he going to add anal

youtube.com/watch?v=hpxwviupGD0
This is still sad.
Pic related too.

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Why the fuck are her shoes beartraps???

>22:38:21
>22:38:37
what kind of hivemind is this?!

yes

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>videos that didnt age well

>5th edition

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WHAT HAVE I DONE

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Liru is love, Liru is life

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hey, at least Some of us got to witness it. hl3 on the other hand..

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Was that a subtle dick measuring contest ?

HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!

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Wait, more is supposed to come out?

It better be all dolphin porn, user.

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DLC planned to be released for the end of 2017
oh wait, right, that's Seismic making it...

>Has done 75% of the DLC by the end of 2017
>Nas been procrastinating since then
>Expected to comeback to work date: When he is broke as fuck

>one day this tiny speck of dust can just be wiped out.
Its nice to be free of fear of death.

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...

CUMMING
yueiine? Get fucked. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING GHOSTWAVE RIDING FAGGOT

>We'll never see her belly full of puppies.

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Redpill me on the whole "never ever" meme
I saw people spouting it and tried out the game and it's okay but pretty repetitive. The bath scene is the best.

Cringe as fuck, honestly.

There are people here since before 2008 holy fuck I Hope I dont take this long to leave this place I dont want to be here forever

>mountain
lul

>2by4chan
Omegacringe

What? That nigga's been ded for years, fuck are you on about?

>redpill
>cringe
>can't infer meaning from the most basic of phrases
Don't lurk more, just leave

And he puts fucking dots at the end of his sentences
Fucking dots

>there are people that will die before this comes out

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This better be the greatest game of the Reiwa era

I have lung cancer and I'll probably die before rance quest and the rest of the series gets translated
Feels bad

>tfw 09er
>i will never not be a newfag
10 years is a long time to spend on this website but i don’t want to end up like the actual oldfags

Hurry up and learn Japanese

Spotted box crab

I've been here since sometime before mid-'04 (not sure exactly when, but it was before the .net to .org switch.) Give it up, you're here forever.

Implying this cinematic rando bullshit will ever be playable