Besides ssb ones, what are the most stinky gamers?

Fighting Games in general have the worst smelling players. Good god, I went to an SFV/MvCI local and holy god it was so fucking gross in that store. There was no smash and no MTG in sight, just stinky ass capcom players.

I've taken pictures with all the melee gods and none of them smell. Not even Mew2King smells which surprised the fuck out of me. Even Mango who I am pretty sure was drunk when I took a photo with him smelled like shampoo and deodorant (and a bit of beer, but that was just his breath).

However, the tournaments still smell fucking god awful horrible and 99% of the playerbase does not shower.

It's the Brawl/S4/Ultimate players that have a reputation for smell

Someone needs to make an edit of that perfume section scene in Spongebob to make it look like they have to go through the game room.

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Somebody carried a dead crab into a Melee tournament and not a single person noticed until it was thrown at Hungrybox.

I know you're trying to desperately redirect the meme but it's not gonna work.
It's gonna stick with melee players way after you're even dead and buried.
It's forever connected with melee players.

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Card Game players.

Yugioh, Magic, Pokemon, you name it.

fucking this. my buddy used to be way into MTG and I would go with him to tournaments on occasion. the venue smelled like death. also 80% were somewhere between fat and morbidly obese.

ever been to anything fgc related smash isnt fgc, fuck off niggers? it can smell pretty ripe in those but still not as bad as the last convention game room full of smashers i was at.

Personally never been to a tournament, but my friend has always REEKED of terrible body odor. He plays smash competitively, and even travels out to some majors sometimes, even though he gets 0-2'd by every other person in pools.
He's not that good, insists he is, and never practices neutral at all, and always gets punished with his approach. Once I'm done with school I plan to go to at least one tourney for Rivals :^) since the community is at least sane.
>Yugioh
Oh lord. Don't get me started on how autistic Yugioh fags are. They never brush their teeth, insist that they never need deodorant since they can't smell themselves, and are immature.
Magicfags are just old farts. They reek of age and flatulence, not of cheeto dust and terrible hygiene. See above for the real stinkers.

>smash isn't fgc, fuck off niggers
Platform fighters are their own genre, so you're right. Same way 3D fighters aren't a part of the fgc, though EVO insists on putting them on the lineup.

take a shower

as someone whose been attending comp tournies for literally a dozen+ games over the last 2 decades i lol at this shit flinging about who has worse hygiene. ive gone to tournies for cs, quake, tribes, dota, hearthstone, tekken, mvc, tf2, smash, dbfz, ggxrd, and street fighter 2-5. all of them smell like straight ass. ive never noticed one smelling worse than the other, they all just smell horrible. ive never been to a comp gaming tournie that doesnt smell bad

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or maybe all smashfags stink

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I should add, it has to be decent deodorant. I went with the cheap shit last time and it does not work besides smelling like "fresh shower" on top of sweat.

thAT FACE SAYS IT ALL

shave your FUCKING armpits
no there's nothing sexy or manly about it
it is GROSS you smelly nasty disgusting fuck

I've been to several anime conventions and I've honestly never walked past anyone who smelled bad.

Where does this meme about smash players come from?

>a man shaving his armpits
may as well start taking hormone treatments too you pathetic cuck

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i do shave my armpits but im literally gay. definitely not normal for a straight man to shave his arm pits

no wonder people avoid you
you're so insecure of your sexuality that you need to cling to "toxic masculine" traits like hairy armpits to validate yourself
but here is a fact
YOU SMELL

Haha stinky women lol

Can someone explain why this is a thing?

disagree, body hair is very masculine and attractive to women. can't stand the ads and pornos of dudes with no fucking hair.
I'm a woman, here's some vidya tits.

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It is normal you fat smelly nigger

>shaving armpit as male
Do people really do this? It will start to get itchy at some positions when the hair grows after a week

Why do you think it became less of a problem for Brawl, 4 and Ultimate after a month or so?
All of the Meleefags moved back to melee.

What kind of porn do you watch?

youtube.com/watch?v=QkZB6YxtWKI

wear a diaper

>don't shower or change clothes for days
>can smell myself
>bundle up in hoodie/sweater to contain smell
>go to work
Can they tell?

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ITT insecure femanon dislikes unkempt men.

Nintendies suffer severe autism

yes, retard
take a fucking shower

I did it once. Good lord was it itchy both because of the usual ingrown hairs and such that come with shaving but because it would scratch my arm as it was growing back.
Seriously, just scrub them and use deodorant.

Fart fetish porn. I'm a lesbian.

Yes.

A non-meme answer please?

Yes

I do it every so often cause the hair seems to absorb smell after awhile.

Straight porn usually, I'm bi and I only really hate porn when the woman has tiny breasts or the man has a tiny dick/unmasculine body. I force my boyfriend to keep all his body hair except what on his shaft because it gets in my teeth.

you're that discord lesbian form earlier aren't you

It's an FGC thing.

But nobody says anything about it?

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lmfao yes. They just don't say anything to your face. I've had customers come in that smelled like literal shit. Like they shit themselves and didn't wipe and then came here and i didn't say or word or do anything.

N-no

The fighting game community in general is just filled with people who devote their lives to the game and simply forget.
As much as people like to meme about melee being big stinkers it's not contained to them, they just do happen to be one of the groups in the FGC.

D&Dfag here, MtGfaggots are loud as fuck and generally obnoxious to play around

>he thinks that because people are too uncomfortable to tell him he reeks, it's okay
only a real friend would tell you
so i'm telling you.

Of course they wouldn't. They don't want to shame you.

>toxic masculine
>correlating hair with smell
lol ok nigger

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card game fucks, i’ll never complain about fightan smells again.

How can you even stand being so stinky?

I used to think it was a meme until I attended a local smash tourney and had to take fresh air breaks. How the fuck do people who do this for a living even tolerate this?

Do you tell your coworkers when they smell like shit?

>used to work in a toy store at my local mall
>old woman would roam the mall looking for places to piss herself
>mfw it was my store on my first day there

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>tfw noseblind to stench
>Have 6 month old tshirt I use as cumrag everynight on floor

It has to smell right?

without question
you're growing fungus in your room

If you can smell yourself, everyone else can too.

on my first day working in an auto parts store i spilled 30 dollar oil cleaner all over my shoes and the floor

classic WoW psueds

you need some fuckin TIDE

Are you retarded?
EVO isn't the entire FGC.

trading card players.

How often are you supposed to wash your pants and sheets?

this.
i want to take my son to our local game store but the back part is taken over by disgusting kids and manchildren playing magic. its nasty

Yea Forums - Basic Hygiene

>let me walk up to this dude and tell him he smells like cum-dried dead ass under a hot sun

Nobody socially adjusted is going to tell you that you stink to your face unless you smell like literal death. Everyone knows that you smell bad though.

Never had and never noticed it smelling. But I use deodorant twice a day and shower everyday.

Every two hours.

Remove smash, soul calibur, tekken and samurai shitshow and then you'll have the entire fgc as the evo lineup.

Because it's considered rude to tell someone they smell like shit.
And you have no reason to smell as such, unless you immediately came from someplace doing hard labor.
You lazy stupid ass weeb, at least clean your crotch, feet, and armpits if you're gonna subject yourself to public places.

sheets start getting uncomfortable when they really need to be changed, but ideally once a month. You can get good priced bed sheets at places like ROSS, seriously,, bed sheets for $20 or less is good ass pricing.
Pants should be 1-2 uses depending on how sweaty you got when wearing them or how long you wore them.

you probably smell worse

Not him, but body hair does trap odor.

hair does retain moisture and stink, fatty

weekly

So you don't know what FGC even means.

People are just naturally disgusting creatures. Just look at hygiene throughout history.

One bad every other day is enough.

Also one per day.

Depends on your weight, how old you are, how often you shower before/after you sleep, and even how much you masturbate.
Wash your clothes every week, wash your sheets every two. Have at least 7 pairs of pants and underwear, and have at least 14 shirts. Socks matter, at least a dozen. Hoodies are the only exception since they are considered to be similar to coats in a way.

I haven't washed my sheets in 8 months.

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>Smash
Platform fighters aren't fighters.
>Tekken
>SC
3D fighters aren't fighters.
>SS
The game isn't even out yet. Doesn't have a community.

You don't have to wash sheets if you don't have them

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Some of you people on this website make me want to dry heave. How do you fucks live with yourselves?

Unironically neck yourself, you filthy motherfucker.

well, you should go do it then. no biggie

just dont be like this guy

>$50 for a mario amiibo
wat?

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>Frogposters sleeping in a pile of their own body oil and sweat
Figures.

Magic the Gathering tournaments are the worst smell ive ever smelled. Its why i quit. I couldn't handle the autism anymore.

I would honestly rather smell someone's BO than some cheap ass deodorant.

Absolutely disgusting

Go take a shower, it's not that fucking hard

Literally never fails

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Anyone who takes video games seriously enough to spend time and money going to a location to play video games with people they don’t know for the remote possibility of making a few bucks smells like shit and garbage rolled into a dead man’s rectum.

>t. people who never been to a smash tournament spewing memes
epic

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>Yea Forums acts like they're masters of video games, criticism, and experts on various studies from scientific to the humanities

>Most of Yea Forums still can't combine soap and water with skin at least once a day.

Bet half you fucks can't even shave your face without leaving ingrown hairs everywhere.

t. seething, smelly smashfag

BURN!!!!!

In my experience, it's gotta be Yugioh

MtG also has smelly people but it's mostly adults that have given up, and it's mostly specific few people that smell really fucking bad.
YGO, on the other hand, has a playerbase a bunch of teenagers that still haven't discovered basic hygiene and deodorant, and combined with the hormones and excessive sweating of puberty, they make their events revenues smell like absolute death in an amazing display of combined lack of effort

all smashfags smell like shit, it doesn't matter which version of the game you play. smash is known as the stinky game for a reason.

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How do you get the motivation to bathe everyday though?
Why is life so hard.

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People that fail to sneeze into their arm/shirt/away from people are the same people that never brush their teeth or wear deodorant.
I can smell whenever someone down the street mows their lawn, the lawn clippings are so fucking putrid i have to actually stay inside or else i throw up. I've been to one SF tourney and i'm never going there again.

There's nothing better than a jog, lifting, and a nice shower afterwards. Keeps you feeling alive and has seriously improved my mood and mental and physical well being

Have sex.

classic

do it every other day after you work out

The only people that bathe every day are the people having sex every day.

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>D&D
my nigga

Just imagine

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It's really only the beyond-morbidly-obese butterballs that have the pudge rot aura on them. And when you smell it, jesus christ, it's awful.

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based mommy poster

Shower time bros!

>All these butthurt smashfags
Pathetic

>Motivation to shower

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>Why is life so hard.

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I can literally imagine a thread now of Yea Forums shitposters unironically arguing tier lists for soaps and talking about hygenie like it's some zero-sum game from American Psycho.

Excess sweat has an overpowering, acrid stench to it. You can smell sweaty people from the other side of a room.

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By the way women like that smell.

>shaving your armpits, even if you're a woman
low T detected.

I went to an internet cafe in Manhattan the other day to kill some time before i had another thing to do. I still had 4 hours left from my last visit, and was ready to get down on my OW smurf account. People there are usually playing CSGO, League, and DBZF.

The smell was SO FUCKING Bad that i just left and saw Endgame by myself at the nearest theater that was pretty pricey.

Mind you I had already been biking for 2 1/2 hours before i walked through the door, and didn't smell as bad as whoever that smell was coming from.

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They really don't.

No they fucking don't dude

Just trim them. Best of both worlds.

I don't get it. I rarely leave the house and even I know to shower and spray some shit cologne on before going somewhere with lots of people

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They like the general scent of their man but if he's been working himself to death all day and comes home with socks that could provide hydration for all of ethiopia for a month they'll fucking push you into the shower themselves.

>being this stupid
a little musk on a man is totally different from a greasy disgusting sweatball.

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You could try bathing, fag

How do you know if you're not a woman?

It's called having a gf user...

I actually can relate user. When I was at the absolute rock bottom of my depression I would go weeks without showering because I didn't have motivation to do fucking anything

GRR GRUG SMASH SHOWER TRIBE!
GRUG LIKE SMASH!!!

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it's okay, sometimes I go that long without washing my sheets and quilts because I have to take them to a laundromat
my gf never says anything so i guess it's ok

I wish girls were stinky gamers and would sit on my face

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This is pasta.

Have fun with dry ass red skin due to washing away all the precious skin oils

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I don't enjoy showering

Literally how? Both cold and hot showers feel nice.

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it takes 10 minutes at most including drying your hair. It takes 3 hours for my hair to dry, don't fucking bitch.

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That only happens if you're the sort of lunatic who tries to use the most abrasive of sponges to "sandpaper" away the color of your skin.

>It takes 3 hours for my hair to dry
How is that possible? Are you a woman or something?

every single man and the girls who are below a 7/10 should wear deoderant/perfume

attractive girl sweat is kino

Probably either a grill or some metalhead.

He may have hair that just doesn't let the water out.

If you're male kill yourself
If you're female be my gf and sit on my face

so basically you want only the games you like to be fgc.

>tfw my rpg game was on Friday night magic at the comic shop

ugh

it's close between "Generic Realistic Shooter 936 Revengeance Edition" and "[insert MOBA of the month]"

i was like this once. the moment that made me realize it was when i was walking to my car after a normal day and somebody yelled from his car "user SMELLS LIKE PISS!!!" and drove away. i worked with this guy over a year, it was a small retail store, i knew what everyone drove. i considered this guy my friend, my favorite coworker there. i realized it was building up for so long and everyone was so uncomfortable with the idea of telling me. (i didn't piss myself i have dogs and a cat and i live like a slob, so my house smells like animal piss and my clothes and smell like animal piss. i smoke indoors, the animals piss on the carpet, etc). now i keep my work clothes separate from the rest of my stuff and i make sure to shower or at least put on deodorant BEFORE work every day. still nobody there likes me but hey at least i'm not ruining their shifts by smelling like a dog pissed on cat piss on my shirt

woman, growing my hair for 4 years besides getting the ends trimmed. The air is dry here so I have to use coconut oil or leave in conditioners, blow dryer isn't an option unless I want frizz and damage.

Yes. You might not smell like body odour but you'll definitely smell weird. You also probably look disgusting.

By not being a degenerate

Not him, but can confirm. I'm considering a blow dryer at this point.

>like putting a little bit of garlic and onions on my sandwich
>i smell like a curry shop later despite showering every day and using deodorant
Why does this shit have to be excreted through the pores, I just want my spices.

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I fucking hate showering every morning. But I hate even more people noticing my smell.

Weekends where I don't leave my house, I will marinate though.

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>was never this kind of person
>tfw slowly becoming like user now after getting chronic pain and therefore washing hurts
J-just putting on some deoderant and dousing mysef in cologne helps, r-right?

Same here. You should try rewarding your self when you do it. I put my clothes in the dryer so they are nice and warm when I get dressed.

>I fucking hate showering every morning.
you should reevaluate yourself and get a clue
taking a cold shower in the morning is the best way to guarantee that you will have a good day
or at least a good morning

Magic.

Showering sucks already why would you want to go ahead and make it even worse.
The only remotely good thing about cold shower is that they are cheaper and force me to get out of the shower even faster

Take a shower at night then

>shave your armpits
no
>its normal for gay men
again no it sure as shit aint. You just want to be a girl

>the umbrella employee in the background
Didn’t know it was THAT bad.

I enjoy it, but sometimes it's hard to motivate myself to do it
but once I'm in there, I'm in there for like 15 minutes

I don't like SFV at all. I don't even like unist or all the other anime fighters. I just wish MVCIII and SFIII were the only fighting games that mattered.

You know I thought my Principal was mad gathering all the lads to the auditorium and lecturing us on personal hygiene. Years later, I finally understand.

Kek

You took the bait retard.

that makes you smell worse

Reading this thread is just an yikes for me. Unless youre living on a really cold place, how could one endure the its own sweat and smell after days of not showering?

You get used to your own smell so im sure you just cant notice everyone else

I unironically started to grow my hair out so that I NEED to shower daily or my hair starts killing me. It also unintentionally improved my posture, for I need to look straight ahead or otherwise my hair gets in my face.

>there are people this stupid

Not that guy, but spoken like a true vappa.

just becuz you chopped ur peepee off doesn't make you a lesbian

this

why don't these tournaments ever ask the deodorant company to be sponsors?

Serious question Yea Forums
Do you think attendees of tournaments (spectator or entrants) who have a noticeable smell should be asked to leave and made example of in order to fix this problem?

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I used to only use shampoo while showering but after getting a shit job I practically come home with blackface from all the grim that I needed to start buying soap bars too. Which is the best brand Yea Forums? I'm using Irish Spring cause I like the smell.

The last thing smashfags want to see is a reminder of their own uselessness, that would make the whole convention empty

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Fighting game communities because they have the most niggers

Midday/evening showers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning showers

A serious, unironic question.
Why don't people take 15-20 minutes to shower and put deodorant on?
I can't imagine being like these people, it's pathetic.

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In the winter I only shower every other day since I barely sweat or get dirty.

>tfw people who live in first world countries have third world shitstain bathing habits
>mental gymnastics to justify not bathing

A bar of soap is about a dollar and showering takes less than 20 min. Master race mirite?

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SKIN OIL

I honestly don't get those people. If I go out without showering I feel gross, and in worst case scenarios where I have no time I'll at least lightly wash off parts of me with body hair.

i legit cant stand myself if i go a single day without a shower
how do these fucks do it

that sign should also include that drenching yourself in shit like axe is not an acceptable substitute to bathing

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I fucking love melee

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