Why aren't you playing Splatoon 2 right now, Yea Forums?
Why aren't you playing Splatoon 2 right now, Yea Forums?
Joshua Sanchez
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Grayson Edwards
Jaxon Morales
I just bought a Switch online a few days ago.
Jordan James
It's stale, it has various connection problems, the player base is trash.
Landon Wright
Waiting for Salmon run to start
Robert Ross
Cause I feel like a fucking pedo just by playing it.
Julian Rodriguez
That says more about you than the game
William Phillips
I can't because I am at work. But post more Marina
Bentley Scott
It's an E-rated Nintendo game. Literally nothing lewd in the game at all. You must be an actual insecure pedo
Benjamin Scott
Alexander Brown
Because I'm not autistic.
Jaxson Ward
I literally am right this moment.
Logan Johnson
I like it but I get this weird anxiety about whether I’m using the right gear/weapons and its trashing my mental when i play.
>Kensa Dualies with the Baller
>Quick Super Jump/Comeback/Steath Jump for primaries
I just hate the whole stats attached to the fashion concept. My squid is fashionable but I feel too restricted.
I’m probably just being retarded though and gear abilities dont change shit.
Anthony Campbell
Parker Thompson
because sploon 2 sucks. the first one was about one hundred and seventy five thousand fucking times better
Alexander Howard
I wana be a cutie squidkid but I don't own a switch because all the games on it are expensive as shit in NZ (tho maybe digital download is cheaper)
Kayden Harris
Because Splatoon is a terribly designed shooter with netcode somehow worse than games from the 90s.
Joshua Jones
I did after I got the the free switch online.
Still fun but stopped playing it after 2 weeks. It’s good to come back to, but not something I’ll play constantly.
Salmon run seems permanent now
Jordan Wood
>got my switch replaced under warranty
>all splatoon content is saved locally
aside from that i'm shit at it
Asher Baker
because I just want to kms right now
Jayden Campbell
Brody Hall
Jaxon Jackson
I got soulcalibur in the sale, it's breddy fun
Samuel Gomez
I'm not a kiddy diddler
I don't care for shooters
Nintendo's online is still horrid
Also check these digits
Lincoln Cruz
working will play when at home
Austin Collins
>pedo caller is a newfag who doesn't know about Yea Forums digits
Wow, who would have thunk?
Charles Jones
I just lost interest in it.
2 didn’t keep me hooked as long as 1 did.
Christopher Wood
because Im inseminating marina right now
Ethan Peterson
Because the game thinks I'm good enough to play with X ranks, but I'm not good enough to play with X ranks.
Colton Butler
Liam Wright
Because I don't have Splatoon 2 or a Switch.
Dylan Edwards
Because I'm waiting for Mario Maker 2 and CTR to come out before paying for online
Bentley Flores
this is pretty fucking good desu.
Sebastian Young
>Horrible netcode
>Horrible balance
>Horrible matchmaking
>Horrible maps
Gee I wonder
Carson Rodriguez
Because it's not Splatfest.
Owen Bailey
But I am.
>bad connection made me miss the entire clam blitz rotation
Carson Cruz
Because I refuse to pay for the online service. I miss Splatoon, but fuck that.
Easton Bennett
If you have Amazon prime you can get it for free
Andrew Gomez
>another fucking disconnect right near the end of a really good game
Fuck me. Fuck this internet. I guess I'll go do a couple levels of the campaign. I need to finish it so I can buy the Octo Expansion anyway.
Lucas Torres
Artist?
Brandon Fisher
Jace Long
Clam Blitz sucks.
James White
It's fun.
Kayden Cook
Xavier Morgan
Best Expansion.
Justin Cooper
Levi Barnes
Lincoln Gomez
Die
Joseph Cooper
Chase Robinson
Jack Diaz
Luis Jones
Adrian Butler
What if the Map announcers for Splatoon 3 are a punk band?
Adrian Howard
Samuel Ortiz
I really like her hair tentacle physics
Logan Williams
Jacob Nelson
So we can all agree that Marina is best girl.
Aaron Morris
Callie
Pearl
Marina
Marie
Logan Harris
Benjamin Adams
Playing right now and struggling to secure my zones A rank. Shit's getting tougher.
Nicholas Barnes
How's the salmon run rotation looking?
Daniel Roberts
Would you take a Veemo home and raise her as a daughter Yea Forums?
Dylan Carter
Taking a break from it so it'll feel fresh when I pick it back up again. Usually got 2 months on 2 months off and it's a lot more enjoyable that way for me.
Ryder Perez
Yes. Octo daughter best daughter
Levi James
Would raise a squid or an octo, cephs are love
Dylan Perez
I prefer this little octo but both are great choices.
Anthony Young
Cephs are everything
Matthew Wilson
I got like 250 hours before I got bored. Will buy Splatoon 3 or a fun looking spin off when they come out, though.
Jack Gomez
Splatoon 1 was better
Ryder Cook
Fukkin saved
Kevin Myers
Too cute!
Christopher Evans
I disagree. The only thing Splatoon 1 had going for it IMO was a better final boss and the Wii U pad having better gyro aiming.
Jonathan Fisher
Got it secured with two cracks, I'm scared.
Ian Ward
Marina>Callie>Marie>Pearl
Samuel Adams
I literally can't choose, I love them all
Connor Davis
Gimme your ideas for new ranked modes
William Bennett
Oliver Clark
Now I want fries, fuck
Hudson Carter
Anything that's not clam blitz.
In seriousness, maybe something ike Battlefield's Rush mode, where you have to set a bomb on an objective and the other team has to stop you and/or defuse the bomb
Alexander Nelson
I want some more score based objectives like Clam Blitz that aren't over in one go like Tower or Rainmaker...but that also aren't Clam Blitz.
Carter Adams
Because some dick head stole my switch, that had my game cartage in it.
Asher White
Well that's some shit user, sorry to hear that.
Tyler Baker
That fuckin' sucks, dude.
Austin Howard
Damn, dude.
Samuel Campbell
Juan Long
I feel like I should experiment with the sensitivity on my motion controls, what are you guys playing at?
Samuel Robinson
That's a very unique gun woomy has
But anyway, if you wanna experiment, set it to max and work your way down until you find your preference.
Colton Russell
to busy looking for any bestiality splatoon porn i can find out there. Shit takes up way to much time away from my day to actually play the game.
Easton Allen
The Hero Shot in Splat2 is literally a fucking P90
Benjamin Richardson
oh nice i didnt think one was gonna pop up for a while
Thomas Anderson
Yes, I'm aware
But that's just a FAMAS F1 with a hose attached to it, which if I must point out, not other splattershot or other shooter does. No weapon in this game has a connection to the ink tank... for some reason.
Blake Rodriguez
good nyoomy
Gabriel Brooks
I just happened to look and here it was, was a nice surprise
That pic was also like week one fanart after the initial reveal that I still have lying around
Brayden Foster
big cute
hopefully we're in for a comfy thread that has a good mix of actual discussion and cuteposts
Samuel Young
I played it all week. Let a man play carnivores mods
Jace Nelson
Last thread died half way through, I wanted to bump it but was too late.
That's the trend with the past few threads
Jaxon Watson
>last event will be in a couple months, then squid radio silence is likely for a year or two afterwards
I'm not ready
Justin Martin
It better not be Pearl vs Marina. I fucking swear.
Alexander Kelly
yeah, and ive been thoroughly enjoying it that way
you never know, a spinoff game could come relatively earlier than we'd expect
Jason Davis
You know it will be, and it will be pure suffering.
Asher Myers
I'd be down for anything . Rhythm game seems like an obvious choice.
Benjamin Williams
Rhythm game makes the most sense, I'd reckon, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a woomy sims kind of deal.
Don't you fucking dare tempt fate like that. I'm so sick of waifu wars. The annoying secondaries brought in by the end of S1 and beginning of S2 were shitty enough. We don't need a third dose.
Owen Thompson
I want it to be a combination of that and an idol (maybe not idol but it's the only word I can think of) sim that also features and develops all of the various in-worl bands.
Ayden White
Kinda burned out at the moment, playing fighting games in the meantime.
Jose Nguyen
>it's Marina vs Pearl
>they're repping each other
John Campbell
What fightan you playing user? Fightan is pretty much the only other type of game I play.
Alexander Campbell
this. besides salmon run ive been playing a shit ton of yakuza 0 while i recover from being so burned out from the main game
Parker Brown
>tfw playing For Honor when burnt out on Splatoon
It's an odd feel. I play a game I burn out on super fast to recover from a game I burn out on super slow.
Kevin Phillips
>the futa pic where she has big green balls
why do I find this arousing
Jayden Morgan
I have been playing Sekiro while being burned out from playing Splatoon
Carter King
Jaxon Barnes
If you get worried about people thinking you're a pedo just because short humanoid characters are in your proximity, you might be a pedo.
Angel Smith
Because futa is 99% garbage and so is your taste
Blake Ward
All these pics of Pearl smoking oversized cigs amuse me more than they should
Dylan Anderson
yeah i find yakuza to be a good time waster that i really enjoy, still havent burned out on it yet, but i hope when i do ill be good to go with splatoon again.
Thomas Gomez
Been alternating between SFV and T7, with some Rev2 on the side. I'm dogshit though.
Jeremiah Ross
I get burnt out on it really quickly, to be honest.
A combination of connection issues, getting stuck on teams with shitty players, and poor balance.
Though I do enjoy coming back to it now and again.
Kayden Wilson
I haven't played SFV since Smash dropped, I was in Super Diamond but still feel like trash.
Adam Wilson
When I get burned out with a game, I just stop playing it for a week or two.
Logan King
>poor balance
I don't get this one, the game is really well balanced, you can do good with a ton of weapons in solo queue and the meta only starts to matter at the very highest ranks
Julian Myers
usually a week or two isnt long enough for me. when i get burnt out, i *really* get burnt out. takes me a long while to get back into it
Jonathan Price
I mean, it's more balanced than say, Smash, but there's still shit like Bwasters that drive me nuts, but that could just be in combination with connection issues that make one-hit weapons like that especially annoying.
Ian Lee
Do any custom lobbies ever go up?
Levi Mitchell
Is the Bloiblobber cancer or am I just bad?
Juan Morales
It's a scrub stomper. You learn to deal with it in time.
Carson Barnes
in these threads? not as far as im aware, /ink/ has them sometimes
Jacob Ward
It just feels like being able to put out hitboxes that stay active for that long is pretty fucking ridiculous.
Jaxon Bennett
Because I just finished a big salmon run session and it was an absolute nightmare. Usually a shit weapon loadout means the people who suck ass stay away but I could barely get any wins this time around. I'm amazed I kept my level above 400. Might try again later, see if the japs are any better. Octo daughter best daughter.
Samuel Barnes
>bamboozler
what the fuck is grizz thinking
Evan Foster
how difficult would it be to play through octo expansion if I'm playing on a japanese copy and cant read kanji to save my life
Xavier Myers
Ceph grins are so fucking adorable holy shit
Nolan Williams
you need to avoid SR for a week now because the golden rotation carried a shitload of kids into the higher ranks, they'll soon get weeded out
Parker Foster
I would rather have the bamboozler than the fucking goo tuber, it takes fucking forever to get a charge and it's not helped when your teammates only have a squeezer and fucking slosher.
The most precious thing in the world to me.
I'm sorry user, SR is the whole game to me. When I want to Splatoon, I play SR and that won't change. I'm prepared for the worst.
Ryder Diaz
Probably not very, the challenges are pretty self explanatory
Brody Green
I love cute user!
Cameron Cruz
>Thought I typed goo tuber
>typed bamboozler
I need sleep. Work has not been good to me today
But yeah, easily worst charger in game.
Austin Campbell
then try at least to play with friends, Yea Forums or the general because kids on Ark polaris and Salmonid smokeyard are especially painful to deal with,
Elijah Lee
SR is way more stressful than anything in multiplayer at the top ranks, those motherfuckers take the gloves off
Jaxon King
I know they always have to put one shit weapon per rotation unless they're feeling generous, but the only decent thing this shift is the sploosh o matic and it can't save a mediocre team.
Despite how frustrating SR can be I still play it mainly because of how fun it is and to relax. Actual ranked multiplayer can send me into a frothing rage.
Ian Evans
>Despite how frustrating SR can be I still play it mainly because of how fun it is and to relax. Actual ranked multiplayer can send me into a frothing rage.
fucking this
Brandon Taylor
nice, my dumbass bought the Japanese version on launch because it came out on eshop first, so I've been putting off playing the dlc since I heard it was pretty story heavy. doesn't matter that much now since I've already been spoiled anyway so might as well try it out and watch a playthrough online for my lore fix
Robert Flores
On the plus side, Annie finally stocked some fucking shades today on Splanet, too bad they are the ugliest ones but it's a start!
Aaron Nelson
Jaxon Young
Marina is the only force on earth that can tame Pearl
Grayson Sullivan
Hopefully there'll be more soon. I personally want better versions of the Halloween and winter gear.
Colton Clark
sadly i popped into this thread a little later than i would have liked, so long friendos, sleep awaits
Christopher Richardson
Sleep tight, user.
Jason Harris
>missed both due to just starting the game at the end of March
I want the witch costume dammit
Jonathan Morales
that's amiibo gear though
Jordan Baker
Wait what? Really? Which one?
Xavier Perez
female octoling
splatoonwiki.org
Liam Phillips
Jonathan Wilson
Good night, Callie lover.
Gonna have to spend money for witch veemo, I'm afraid. The skills aren't the best but she's just so damn adorable it makes up for it.
Justin Williams
Ah shit. I'd gladly buy them without a second thought if Nintendo actually made enough of the fucking things but of course they're retarded and only made like 50 of them.
Joshua Bennett
I am, just got S rank finally
Julian Long
You can still import them for like 15 bucks, they're relatively recent and aren't in huge demand like Squid Sisters or Off the Hook.
Easton Brooks
(no)
Isaiah Butler
Aaron Reyes
>can get a reasonably priced splatoon pro controller from Play Asia
>it's not the fixed Xenoblade 2 version so I'd just be shooting myself in the foot
This world isn't fair.
Kayden Edwards
post weaponfus
Colton Reed
Matthew Parker
Well that's good at least. Cooked myself some late supper for the first time in months and feeling pretty cozy at the moment.
Jose Roberts
She may be simple and basic but that's never stopped me from destroying any and every other type of weapon out there. It was even more ludicrous in 1 with the bubbler. Maybe Custom with point sensor if I was feeling generous.
Hudson Morris
don't have it
Daniel Murphy
Late night home cooking is top tier home cooking. Also, I just checked Play-Asia and they're having a sale. You can get veemo for the same price as in burgerland, just with some shipping fees.
Julian Powell
I wish she had better fans.
Hudson Sanchez
I should give it more chances.
It's easy to forget how great it is at turfing, and while it's damage per shot is low its fast fire rate will still take anyone out quick if you can get to point blank range.
Problem is that splattershot and dualies exist.
Jaxon Nguyen
Gotta wait till I get paid on Thursday but I'm probably gonna take the plunge
Alexander Parker
I wish I could buy her plushie without selling a few liters of blood. Also, looking at that picture I wish I had gotten the green squid pillow instead of blue so I could pretend it was Marie.
Caleb Johnson
have fun in S+ hell
Landon Russell
The sale doesn't end until the 24th, so no hurry. If you're into knights and shit the octoling boy amiibo gives you that.
Joseph Cox
>Problem is that splattershot and dualies exist.
Just have to flank and outmaneuver those bastards. All else fails, ink armor exists so pop it, get in their face and murder.
Jaxon Morgan
I'll pass on the armor, I just want a cute witch outfit. But that's cool. I've never really imported anything from PA though, how long does stuff usually take to arrive?
Justin Roberts
Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I do the majority of my importing from other sites like Amiami. The last time I imported through PA, I was getting myself a copy of Jump Ultimate Stars and Ouendan 2. For what it's worth, I don't remember it being any hassle.
Matthew Nguyen
Allrighty cool. Thanks veemofriend.
Jaxson Thomas
She has wonderful fans
It's just that few of those are on Yea Forums
William Thompson
Anytime. That squid's look and posture are far too lewd.
Elijah Collins
>make a shooter
>set tickrate to 8
Why?
Alexander Ward
Yea Forums is probably better off than somewhere like reddit or twitter at this point.
Christopher Rivera
They can't all be darling angels
Daniel Nguyen
Hell, squids are more inclined to it what with their hedonistic lifestyle and military-based hobbies.
Samuel Myers
>assassin woomy launching ink ambushes
Actually terrifying
Angel Bailey
I'm poor.
Wyatt Martinez
Xavier Sanchez
I bet the other marine species in the world are thankful that inklings occupy their time in harmless self-conflict instead of trying to conquer all other life.
Benjamin Roberts
>one random squid kid can storm militarized Octo strongholds and single handedly defeat their most advanced weaponry
The casual Turf War generation could easily overrun the planet if they weren't too busy goofing off and buying clothes
Easton Bennett
They already rule the world
Hunter Myers
My headcanon is that Inklings are perverted and very sexually carefree and the octos that have just moved into Inkopolis have no idea what they're in for
Gabriel Jones
In all likelihood that's probably not too off the mark, given what we know about inklings.
Isaiah Jones
I think it was mentioned during an interview that (((jellies))) were the inkling world's sponsors
Adrian Walker
The way I see it, Inklings are a "do what makes you feel good" society. They eat when the get hungry, they sleep when they get sleepy, they fuck cause they wanna fuck. It's not even a big deal, it's just shit you do cause it's what you feel like doing. Which is absolutely fucking degenerate and it's a miracle Inkling society doesn't collapse but eh what can you do
Jaxon Long
I wish she was my little sister so I can fuck her
Daniel Powell
Leo Bell
the only thing perverted are headcanonfags
Xavier Harris
All the more reason to protect our octos.
Aiden Nguyen
>>the octos that have just moved into Inkopolis have no idea what they're in for
>when they're showing off their vagina bones like
They know.
Josiah Taylor
>not wanting Marina to be your doting older sister instead
Shit taste friend
Brandon Lee
Nice Engrish
Liam Gray
It's too expensive.
Lucas Cruz
Just wait till decadency hits
Jordan Diaz
Good question, is it too late for a newcomer to get into the game at this point?
Asher Russell
I've only been playing a few weeks myself, hop on in if you wanna.
Blake Jones
Nice reading skill.
Logan Clark
Octo expansion implies they will eventually destroy themselves for the same reason humans did, so rip
Alexander Young
Well without nukes and polar ice caps to melt they're gonna have to find another method at the very least
Jaxson Allen
Shame on you, user. She didn't choose what Octavio made her wear. Getting rid of this outfit was probably heaven for her.
There's only about 2 splatfests left so if you want in on those then hop to it. Otherwise it's as full as it's ever been, feel free to get it anytime.
Matthew Taylor
I'll be sure to file that under my ass cheeks.
Isaiah Kelly
Octavio did nothing wrong
Isaiah Martinez
Rescuing octo from the underground and giving her the fresh clothes and good home she deserves.
Isaiah Barnes
I'm gonna dump some Marie while I'm here.
Daniel Morgan
Octavio did literally everything wrong. OE pretty much spells out that the Octos don't want anything to do with trying to make war with the Inklings anymore but he mind controls them into doing it anyway.
Anthony Mitchell
Jaxon Nguyen
Propaganda
Henry Ward
Chase James
What a wonderful squid.
Angel Bell
Jace Sanchez
You wouldn't accuse sweet little Marina of lying now would you?
Julian Ortiz
Yes.
Christian Ortiz
Christopher Ward
Jordan Hughes
Lucas Moore
Not a real evidence
Noah Rodriguez
Juan Sanchez
I wish there was more art of bioluminescent Marie.
Parker Gonzalez
Jeremiah King
I think the biggest loss from the end of Splatfests will be the night versions of maps becoming literally unplayable forever without hacks
Luis Perry
Cameron Bennett
Is she even that species of squid?
Camden Jenkins
I wish the games had a day/night cycle
Nathan Allen
Juan Gutierrez
Yes, she's a firefly squid. It's even her namesake in the Japanese version.
Ayden Diaz
Kayden White
Liam Cook
It's a significant loss because not only that, we don't get to hear Pearl and Marina singing in the square anymore. All the shifty stations will disappear despite a good number of thing being 10/10 maps.
I did not know that, that's really cool. You'd think they would have worked that into the splatfests since they took place at night.
Nicholas Bailey
Joshua Morales
Her hair does have some glowy bits, but all squids ingame have that.
Joshua Lee
Christian Perry
And Callie is based on the bigfin reef squid:
Anthony Gray
Cause I only fap yo big titted Octoling
Hudson Adams
Juan Smith
Jose Bailey
The more you know, I guess.
Jacob Ortiz
Jason Foster
And Marina is based on a webfoot octopus while Pearl is based on a pygmy squid.
Ian Collins
Zachary Nguyen
Xavier Lewis
Now that I did know. Pearl's species fills me with chortles.
Xavier Morris
Bentley Russell
Don't bully Pearl, please.
Brody Price
>Pearl is so tiny the Shoal's automatic doors don't detect her
Oliver Gray
Lincoln Sanders
I will lovingly bully Marina's senpai and you can't stop me.
All the squidlet jokes during the stage announcements are top tier.
Jacob Morgan
Luis Price
>lovingly bully
I'm not sure that's how it works. Also, the squidlet jokes repeat too often for them to be good.
Christian Nelson
Aaron Russell
Lucas Bennett
Brody Ortiz
My heart tells me that's how it works.
Dominic Thomas
Pearl being such a firebrand despite her size makes me love her more
Jason Cooper
Gavin Rogers
Goddamn CAPTCHA.
Parker Flores
She's a treasure.
Dylan Foster
I don't understand how anyone can hate Pearl at this point. She's great.
Nathan Long
Carson Garcia
People who didn't play OE and still just see a little gremlin would be my guess
Charles Butler
William Thompson
Hunter Carter
I had already warmed up to her considerably. She's just naturally endearing and you can tell she really loves Marina. OE put her over the top and in serious contending with Marina. They're a fantastic pair.
Jackson Richardson
Hudson Lewis
Gavin Diaz
Zachary Nguyen
Lucas Brown
John Kelly
Brody Williams
Daniel Robinson
Splatoon porn >>>>> everything else about Splatoon
Grayson Lewis
Ian Smith
I'm upset Marie didn't wear anything different in the square for Splatoween or Frostyfest considering her love of costumes.
Aiden Long
Sebastian Phillips
>Pearl literally telling Cuttlefish she'll fucking shank his ass if he ever went after Marina
They really do love each other a lot
Carter Collins
Caleb Hall
I thought it was cute Pearl and Marina switched their color schemes for Spooktober, though I wish it had been actual costumes.
Damn straight.
Oliver Mitchell
Parker Robinson
The balance is better than its ever been in the past. So many weapons are viable now. Of course you retards wouldn’t know anything about that.
Grayson Clark
Julian Jackson
Aiden Campbell
Last one. Good night.
Anthony Scott
Blessed plush Marie.
Andrew Green
Thank you for the good squids. They were much appreciated.
Easton Martin
I need to start collecting Pearl and Marina pics to add to my ceph folder, though not tonignt because I'm phoneposting from bed now and my folders are on my PC
David Lewis
Shame, there's a lot of great images out there.
Jeremiah Scott
I mean I'm sure there are plenty so I'm not too worried. Also Jesus Marina
Julian Parker
She can't help being sexy. It's her nature.
William Gray
Damn
Christopher Walker
Gavin Morales
Jordan Hill
I haven't played in a while, so if I just started playing again I'd end up fucking my team over. Especially in Salmon Run, I don't want people ranking down 'cause of my idiocy.
Juan Davis
You can't get better if you don't play. I'd rather have one guy fucking up but still trying to improve himself than 3 more braindead idiots who can't deliver eggs or kill a steelhead with a charger.
Cameron Campbell
How will they top Marina? I want her as a main girl again in Splatoon 3.
Noah Wilson
It can't be done, they'll just have to put her in another important role.
Jason Harris
>solo queuing gets boring
>no voice chat
>connection is all over the place
>ttk too high
>clam Blitz and rainmaker are shit modes
>the gear system is retarded
>motion controls don't work properly all the time
>can't change gear to adapt to teammates
>leveling up takes way too long
>salmon run is boring imo and you can't access it sometimes for some reason
>can't skip opening talk
>you spend more time waiting than playing
The worst is that most of these are all on purpose.
William Cruz
Up you go.
Ethan Gonzalez
>just bought
I hope I can experience at least 3 splatfests before it’s over. God i’m So damn late :(. Also bought a pro controller since the joycons are crap. Wish I could use my Wii U gamepad.
Aaron Wood
I fucking told everyone the gamepad was a blessing, but nobody believed me. And now that it's gone I can't ever get it back.
Jackson Reed
Hudson Robinson
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE cute Pearls?
Justin James
Happy veemos are the cutest veemos.
Benjamin Anderson
How about sad ones?
Robert Martinez
Don't make my baby cry, you monster.
James Baker
nah
Xavier Howard
Girlfriend too the Switch with her when she left, so all I can do now is save and post photos of cute woomy and veemo
Gavin Davis
She can't be happy all the time, also one more sad ceph.
James Gonzalez
Hunt down that bitch and take it back. No man should be deprived of their veemo.
Blake Barnes
Obviously not, but it is a parent's sworn duty to keep their beloved child happy. Someone makes her cry, I make them cry.
Lucas Phillips
I didn't even get to buy Octo Expension for it so I have no idea how cute the veemos actually are
Connor King
The cutest thing to ever exist.
Easton Butler
They are pretty dang cute
Jason Sanders
Carson Baker
Adrian Ward
My heart!
Adam Hall
how can nintendo create iconic characters so easily? what's their secret?
Matthew Russell
God dang it. I spending my 5 o clock with Veemo posting
Jonathan Walker
Focus testing. Also blue balling everyone in splatoon 1 with non playable octolings
Mason Barnes
Well they went through several design iterations before they nailed it. I don't think they would've had the same appeal if they stayed with the bunny idea.
Landon Adams
Tyler Harris
Joseph Davis
Sebastian Williams
Nathaniel Adams
Paruko fans rise up
Caleb Barnes
Caleb Morris
It seems kind of fun, but I would much rather play smash.
Landon Parker
I miss Marie
Samuel Wood
a lot
Anthony Thomas
a loooooooooooot
Andrew Rodriguez
>underboob
>ass cheeks poking out
>whale tail
good lordy
Kayden Morgan
What is the worst ranked mode and why is it CB
Easton Collins
>camo brella
>kensa pro
>camo brella
>mini splatling
>camo brella
>camo brella
gotcha
Ryan Martin
Last tested with version 3.1.0 on July 1, 2018
Brandon Perry
Someone must have just blocked Gal Hell from their memory
Dylan Butler
Because im stuck at rank because im always matched with losing teams
Angel Flores
That input lag difference is a fundamental thing, Switch controllers work on plain old bluetooth while WiiU spoiled us with bespoke high-speed high-bandwidth protocol specifically for Gamepad.
Adrian Bennett
Jason Rivera
Splatoon netcode is a lot better than Smash Ultimate's.
John Flores
It encourages brush users. It's the most decentralized objective. It's the hardest to score in so drawn out games and overtime are more common.
Leo Lee
>be ninty
>have a game coded for native 60 tick
>deliberately send every fourth packet when playing online, slashing that tickrate to 15
It's not even incompetence at this point.
Ryan Richardson
test
Connor Bell
Thread survived the night, excellent
Robert Scott
The player base being trash really is the main problem with it. Nintendo refuses to properly stratify the skill level through the ranks. C through S is entirely made up of absolute shitters peppered with smurfs leveling through them.
S+ is about an even mix of shitters and people who know what they're doing but struggling to win games because they're paired with shitters.
And X is about 75% people who are good and STILL 25% shitters.
Hunter Howard
The problem is that you're ranked by wins, not by individual performance, so people get carried easily.
Landon Thomas
Yep. It would be wonderful if you were scored by a combination of kills, specials, and how much you as an individual pushed the objective.
Josiah Turner
I'm just glad Nintendo has been fulfilling my ebony queen fetishes lately