Saves video game movies

i hate it

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Mocap

>his tummy jiggles
I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

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>>saves
OH NO NO NO NO

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I want to cum inside pikachu, why tf is pikachu so lewd

Or Marvel

>Boomers who literally think Pokemon started with PoGo get angry and confused because they don't know what a Charizard is
Critics who actually know what pokemon is are the ones giving a high score.

One review said its missing tons of things from the phone game

Based Ryan Reynolds dabbing on leakers.
youtu.be/tAA_yWX8ycQ
twitter.com/InspectrPikachu/status/1125870821342191616

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This was already posted

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Pikachu is a mammal, so it would have a butthole and a dick or vagina.

Pikachu like all pokemon lay eggs so it has a cloaca

That Pikachu is male, so it doesn't lay eggs.

he cute

Now this is a bruh moment

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>reddit reynolds

every review saying this is an adaptation of the phone game makes me want to tear off my dick

That's why it's best to listen to the reviews of people who actually play the fucking games.

Wait for the audience score

Honestly the design's pretty solid, but I'd probably adjust the feet a little bit so it looks like he can support his weight better

I need the source on that song.

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Is the black guy CGI too?

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His name is Tim.

post the waifumons and I'll watch your movie.

Why does every CGI movie need to end with dancing?

Because of the underpaid Indian workers they got slaving over the tech stuff

youtu.be/mKwj3efLxbc?t=254

Do you think we're gonna get to see a Pokemon's asshole in this movie?

i don't care about something so that means others don't

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youtu.be/VCtqh5Gan2Y

Japan user here. Saw the movie this past weekend.

The movie doesn't do anything crazy enough to warrant the title of "ender of the 'all video game movies are bad'" title, but it's fun, nonetheless.

Really don't blame boomers for not liking it, it wholly expects you to know everything about the Pokémon beforehand.

6/10

Thank you user.

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Post a pic of your eye or fuck off.

Nobody appreciates the fact that this was actually uploaded by Ryan Renalds

I'm honestly fucking baffled by this

Sure, 10 years ago I'd expect that a fair amount of reviewers would be clueless boomers, but it's 2019, the people who were fucking 10 years old when Gen 1 came out are in their 30's now

How fucking clueless do you have to be to not even have a basic understanding of Pokemon and it's cultural importance? Are critic litterally in their fucking 60's?

>cultural importance
???
It's regarded as a complete joke even by "gamers".

You expect journalists of all people to know a damn thing about video games?

it should be illegal to be this cute

m8 my aunts and uncles who are in their late 40s and early 50's have basic understanding of pokemon, there's zero excuse

>debuted at #3 in Japan

how disappointing.

Am I the only one bothered that his feet and hands (technically feet) don't match?

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHITHEAD. HE'S ADORABLE.

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based Charizard

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Bruh, it's going up against Detective Conan and Disney has a lockdown on most of the showings in theaters for Endgame.

user you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

>tfw have faith in the Halo TV show just because of the showrunners attached even though it will probably be shit

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>highest grossing media franchise ever, beating out star wars, batman, mickey mouse, mario, etc.
>most people lack even a passing familiarity with it

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desu if the Pokemon movie is 2 hours of Pikachu dancing then it's a good movie in my books
youtube.com/watch?v=ih9zBLDr_ro

Oh, I thought you made a typo

You where asking me to prove I'm nip?

I'm not. US military.

Wow this loops perfectly, I was staring at it for 30 seconds waiting for it to end.

fuck off you dumpster hair shit

>uploaded by Ryan Renalds
???

>going up against Detective Conan
wait what the hell, what were they thinking for the release date of this film?

>cultural importance
>Expecting any of that from a popcorn flick
I'm a Pokemon fan but come on.

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Almost true. It's the villian's most trusted underling

mewtwo trusts a genetic freak
seems legit

in fairness it's also the first video game movie to get a fresh RT score

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you spoil this like someone give a fuck

twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/1125884035610415104

Mewtwo isn't the villian

>"scores low on wit, coherence and engagement"
ten bucks on the fact that this retard think that cape shit and fucking star wars past empire are the pinnacle of cinema.
shit, this will be interesting then

i didn't know carlton reviewed movies

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So movies are going to ruin video games like they ruined comic books, right?
Is there anything that can be done to stop this from happening?

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>Is there anything that can be done to stop this from happening?
Sonic bombing

It wasn't on the same release date as Detective Conan. Conan had released a few week prior. It's just somehow charting to be one of the highest grossing Detective Conan ever, which I doubt anyone could have predicted.

what the fuck they uploaded the entire fucking movie
why

Any chance you can briefly sum up the plot for me user?
I probably won't ever see the movie but it'd be cool to hear the main points.

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When the box office gross comes in
They tried this shit in the 90s and 00s and they always bomb. Detective Pikachu will do well because it's Pokemon, but the Sonic and Doom movies are going to tank. Hell, they tried doing adaptions of Assassin's Creed and Ratchet and Clank a few years ago and both of them did poorly.

Always amazes me how long and popular conan is especially in Japan

To trick tards like you

it and lupin are like the scooby doo of japan, they both never really die
though lupin's creator did, rip monkey punch

Depends. If Pikachu ends up being a huge hit, then you'll likely see companies flocking to jump on the train. If it only does okay, it'll probably be going how it's been, a few stabs at franchises every now and then until they happen to stumble on a franchise people like and the capability to make a decent movie.

To be fair, Doom is made for home video garbage that likely only exists for Universal to keep the film rights.

On my phone so it'd be a pain, but if you go over to /vp/ there's a thread with a wall of spoilers that's accurate.

>crummy pokemon creatures? The movie should be about a pail of water

This was spoiled by the TCG. They gave a marking specific for villains pokemon and Ditto had one despite not being shown in any trailers yet.

The only reviewer that matters.

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DONT CALL ME A LITTLE SHITHEAD

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/ournigger/

This. I know he's going to shit on it though.

I love the belly jiggle. I think this is the best they can do while going for hyperrealism.

t. Retard who doesn't know what's being parodied.

youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

WOW DEEP HMMMMM

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He’s talking about the franchise as a whole

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Is there anything worse than liberal boomers? Not just liberals, not just boomers, liberal boomers.

you could just literally look at the Det. Pikachu (game) wikipedia entry for its plot, it's practically the same.

t.boomer

Liberal Boomer talking heads since they have high egos for when actual entertainment isn't on.

>metacritic

>Just texted my friend that Detective Pikachu leaked and linked him to the youtube video
>"The opening scene was great bro let me know what you think"
Ehehehehehehehehe

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when did the stupid convention start

>i watched an adaptation of something and have no idea what the original source even is
>the movie should have spent hours explaining everything about the source material to me
and i thought game reviews were bad.

more or a source?

Eh the realism gets to me, wish they made the scales smoother

it's from their third trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=198gzllaumo

>don't know a Jigglypuff from a Charizard
Really? Even with just the names it should be easy to come up with a mental image of what each name represents, and then match it to the correct Pokemon presented.

I'd be willing to bet money that there isn't a single fucking plot point in the movie that requires prior knowledge of Pokemon, let alone any in-depth knowledge.

Fucking literal boomer just got disoriented by something that wasn't bog standard fantasy or scifi

>"Haha yeah it's so easy even C3PO could drive it"
>HAHA HE SAID THE THING
>"Haha yeah it's so easy even a Doduo could drive it"
>wow i just cannot even enjoy this, no wit, no charm, not even fucking coherent
maybe good if you're some kind of nerd lmao

people like this exist

Yeah it doesn't. It literally is a noir plot for kids.

I'm mildly impressed that this boomer knows what a Skitty is.

probably made it after hoenn update

>adaptation of the popular 2016 game
Holy shit, I thought you guys were kidding. They're really that fucking retarded.

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Is the Shinnosuke cameo actually Red or not?

A Doom movie that actually followed the Doom Marine could be incredible. I have no idea why we're getting another Doom movie about some literally-who paramilitary mooks getting killed by demons and then one of them getting corrupted and turned evil.

its a film critic, they literally have sub 60 IQ or are just hack frauds
I hope RLM reviews this, I just want Mike to get confused and try to talk about star trek due to Ryan Reynolds playing a yellow rodent

user, he's not talking about Pokemon GO.

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I will wake for Doug Walker's reaction

oh, I'm the retarded one .-.

>Metacritic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=-lfiTebewnc

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he's a non-descript trainer, he doesn't even wear 1:1 red's clothes

Wait, the movie Doom is getting a sequel?

The guy doesn't like Pokemon though.

you never know

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*dabs*

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POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS

It was saved 12 years ago my dude

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>gave pacific rimjob 2 an 88
I just can't understand

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Uprising is brain dead compared to DP

What is the difference between this movie and the Sonic one?
All these "but in real life" cgi monstrosities look terrible.

>Pokémon don’t go
This is painful. I don’t even like Pokémon

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DP has soul behind it even if it looks wonky. Sonic looks like a shitty cashgrab with 0 effort in it. Uhh... Meow?

How much do you want to bet this faggot never touched a comic book in his life but eats Marvel movies up anyways.

>a movie was actually born from a shitty meme
dear god what is this timeline turning into

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>Defending PR:U
OVER THE LINE

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Friendly reminder that anyone who says detective pikachu and sonic are on the same level are actually mentally challeneged and not to give them (you)s

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are you retarded

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Pikachu is live-action Pokemon world.
Sonic is live-action real world, with maybe live-action Sonic world at the end given what we've seen in the trailer.

Boomers quietly hate anything Japanese because they were brought up by people who'd fought them in a war and consumed leagues of hilariously aggressive propaganda doing so. It's the same reason why the guy at the gas station in a Chevy crossover chastises you for "not buying American". They genuinely have a subconscious belief that the dang-gum zipperheads are trying to brainwash their youth.

Stupid movie, stop shilling.

Some people will eat up anything from a franchise they like.

>Wait for people who jerk off to pokemon score
no thanks

are you
there's nothing incorrect about my post

Only nintendo fans believe this. And you'll believe the mario movie will be Illumination's best movie just cause you're faggots.

>6/10 instead of 5/10
wow so much better

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Conservative boomers.

It's amazing how braindead Zoomers are.

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>reading is hard

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Yeah you wish
washingtonpost.com/outlook/2018/10/12/thanks-not-raping-us-all-you-good-men-its-not-enough/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.ff2518df73a6

This article was written by an elderly history professor ffs

Click on more info you retards

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>Ted 2 PG edition
people think this shit will be good

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>Thinks the numerical score matters and not the tomatometer rating
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then why are you comparing the scores you mongoloid?

i can't imagine anyone is going to sit through this shitty movie for the actual story

So will Pokemon take over now that the MCU is wrapping up since all their major actors left?

even more based
godspeed, user

Darned young'uns and their Pokemon creatures.

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Is that a person? How is a failed clone of Mew a villain?

You're the one trusts Metacritic.
1. Nobody's opinion is valuable enough to be worth anything more than a like/dislike. This is why review aggregates are only useful if they're just 2 ratings. This is why Urbanspoon was reliable when it was just like/dislike, and turned to shit when they went to numerical ratings. Also, IMDB user scores are fairly reliable because traditionally, IMDB users don't vote anything other 1 or 10.
2. Metacritic has 17 reviews, Rottentomatoes has 66. The sites Metacritic chose include shit like The Gaurdian and The Washington Post. Are you really going to listen to the fucking Washington Post to tell you whether a fucking Pokemon movie is good or not?

I don't know how you could make that connection. Ted was bad because it was 90 minutes of Seth MacFarlane not being funny, not because it was about a teddy bear.

>thinks the movie was made because of a meme

are you

I don't use either. I can't believe you're so upset over a kids buddy cop movie.

first off, learn to context

this movie is selling the idea of pokemon and humans living together. no "alternate dimension" bullshit, we actually see them in the background. sonic meanwhile doesn't

You sound upset. Here's a pile of gerbils to cheer you up.

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Is /ourpuff/ in it much or just a cameo?

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They're film critics not game critics. They probably don't care about something made for kids.

>movie about unfunny teddy bears
you just explained it

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I don't plan on seeing this but it's amazing that none of the Sonic movie people saw this design and seriously thought their creature was fine.

Contrarian or not, his reviews are great reads

they saw the other gross looking mons and figured they were fine

Stream it.

all it reminds of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

but the movie is like entirely made by Americans?

Hating Pokémon gives you cred.

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>I think the orgy scene was a little unnecessary but overall, 9.3/10

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>69
Nice. Still mad about that one Explorers of Sky review, though.

post more critic reviews

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Cameo.

Pikachu, Mewtwo, and Ditto are the only Pokémon with some plot relevance. Even psyduck just has one moment of glory but is otherwise just hanging around. The rest of the Pokémon are more so just window dressing.

Do these people have a fucking major in puns?

damn these are some sexy 80's people

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Between this and Libre I feel like Pikachu is finally earning that spot as a mascot. I never bought into it before; it's hardly cuter than anything else in Gen 1 and def. not a good fighter.

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I can't stop watching it. It's too cute.

/ourgirl/

They got their degrees at StarU.

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How many Disney movies do you think this one watches

I mean, they're not wrong that is a money grab from a corporation.
>two execs doing cocaine, realizing they'll need some more soon
>all of a sudden Ryan Reynolds walks in for a chat, he just got off of Deadpool and is playing Pokemon go
>the executives look at each other and smile

>people who don't know what pokemon is rate a movie about pokemon poorly

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BOOYAKA
BOOYAKA

>Tfw have to choose between critics and Pokemon fags
Both are subhuman, fuck

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Prediction of opening box office money amounts?

What the fuck is wrong with this one?

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>try to use a rare word like "venal"
>use it completely wrong

yikes, that one's going in my oof compilation

It's up against Endgame. It can't wait.

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See for yourself.
rottentomatoes.com/critic/mark-kennedy/movies?page=1

>Endgame requires extensive knowledge of 24 previous movies to know what's going on yet gets praise
>Detective Pikachu requires 24 seconds on wikipedia or any sort of passing familiarity with anything relating to the biggest media franchise in the history of mankind to know what's going on yet gets blasted

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>one is a movie one is a video game
see the difference

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It already opened below Endgame in Japan and capeshit isn't even big over there. It's not looking good.

ITT: Idiots not realizing critics are saying the flick is bad and the only redeeming quality might be seeing muh vidya character in dur big screen which doesn't make a flick good, Detective Pikachu doesn't even have anything to do with deep Pokemon lore or anything.

Pokémon is more famous as a cartoon to normies.

We're going to need a bit more than "opened below Endgame" to get a proper perspective on things. Also, just how "not big" do you think the MCU is over there.

What about Bulbasaur?

>seeing muh vidya character in dur big screen which doesn't make a flick good

I tought that was the whole point?

>deep Pokemon lore

lol

Possibly $50-100million. It will be Endgame's third weekend, which should make $60-80 million.
According to a reddit post it opened on par with the annual Pokemon movie. Which I did not even know was a thing.
$2.7 million on its first day.

>annual Pokemon movie

Jesus fucking christ, there are 19 of those things now?

You can tell these faggots went in with the full intention of not liking it. They're like game reviewers.

>movie doesn't tell me where pokemon come from
NO STARS THREE THUMBS DOWN

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the only good pokemon anything was the first animated movie, when will you manchildren realize you just want to fuck furry animals from a mediocre toy franchise for infants?

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According to the same thread, there is a Conan movie every year since 97. Perhaps even more impressive.
And still from the same source, opening weekend is less important than legs in Japan. So it really is too early to tell for Japan.
But I doubt this is really the biggest market.

>when will
>not "when did"

Lack of world building is a valid criticism.

Well, that is a pretty big issue with film in general and why animation is still struggling to have a place in film. Critics are too far up their own assholes they only critique big mature movies or big mature adults like themselves, just look at any big budget movie's reviews on RT, it's full of pretentious pricks using big words to pretend they know shit about acting/directing/etc

>the only good thing was the thing i grew up with
ok nerd

>doesn't dab or floss once

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except Detective Pikachu is what relies on nostalgia.

It's a fucking Pokemon movie for normies and zoomers. World building should rightfully take a back seat

Cursed

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This movie would have been kind if it was stop animated with Danny devito voicing and no humans

seething virgin

>they stole a TF2 dance over a fortnite dance
haha oh wow

Fuckin a, carlos

Be honest did you have to look up a list of Pokemon and sort through the ones that end with a -yu sound

>Movie based on game
>Review it like a game reviewer

Pottery

Pokemon are animals

Sure, but not specifically "where Pokemon come from." The LotR movies don't explain where all the weird shit in that comes from, it just is. Not that Pokemon is like LotR is any capacity, but it's about the expectation of having some things explained and others not for the purposes of the specific story. We don't need to know where Pokemon come from, we don't even really know in the actual games. Unless it's integral to the plot.

...

It’s not ign scores, a 50 in movies is literally average unlike games where a 70 is average

Not exactly true since Greninja, Charizard, Bulbasaur, and arguably Torterra have notable spotlight.

>killme.png
indeed

>rotten tomatoes
Even worse you fucking dumbass

>Watch Titanic
>Movie doesn't explain ice comes from

0/10 would not watch again.

Seems like something he'd considering he leaked the script and test footage for Deadpool to get that movie out of development hell.

who is the female equivalent of ryan reynolds

none
women will never understand ryan reynalds performance in BladeRunner2049 and just call him an incel

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They have spotlight, but don't really serve the plot so much as serve as fun little action sequences, usually

As in, the charizard fight was fun, but if Mr shirtless had just given the info off the bat, the story would've progressed all the same.

>ryan reynalds performance in BladeRunner2049
>ryan reynolds
>BR2049

I'd watch it

Wonder if this is a scene from the movie or if they spent money just to make this jape video

There's a difference between normal human world now with fictional creatures and world with fictional creatures. Do these faggots ask why sentient toys are sentient or why aliens exist or why talking animals can talk? You can bet your ass they don't. They're nitpicking for the sake of it.

They understand it just fine, retard. That's why they can see that the movie sucked.

I think that was the joke, user

I'm conflicted, he looks pretty good but at the same time he looks ugly like they tried really hard to make him look "epic" but he just looks over detailed and hard to look at

It's not in the movie.

>it wholly expects you to know everything about the Pokémon beforehand.
no shit? the movie are for pokemon fans not 60 year boomers who played the phone game for a week

Cope

>the movie are for pokemon fans
features the same shitty gen 1 mons that everyone knows, how is it for fans? do normalfags really dont know who bulbasur mr mime or mewtwo are?

My fucking grandpa is the fagit that got me into the games when he was 68 back in '99. He just saw a few commercials about cute cartoon animals being forced into busses and crushed by car crushers. How he thought "God damn, my grandkid would love that shit" while also knowing what a gameboy was blows my mind, even today. Moral of the story is that you don't have to be a bitter cunt just becuase you are old.

I'd be more inclined to see it if it wasn't voiced by Ryan Reynolds. They should have gotten Danny Devito.

This is the perfect movie to take girls to

Pokémon? Check
Epic humor? Check
Black male protagonist? Check

My wife and daughter are gonna love it

Oh shit, this user's the real deal...

>Black male protagonist
he is not black though

>Danny Devito
That's really not an improvement

Not really. no one cared about the game so it wasn't popular and everyone forgot about it, the fag probably just googled the title and saw the game and assumed it was popular.

I'm almost certain this is exactly what it was referencing.

I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW PIKACHU

Nah kiddo, I know your mom's one of god's chosen, but you are still a schwarze

If you watched the trailer you'd notice all the different pokemon from gens.
Seems like I fucked up the reply
Here it goes

desu I clapped mentally when I saw Golurk

Everything is improved by Danny Devito.

>you're a video game addict who spends his pittance on Japanese crap and jerks off to cartoons

hmmm were they wrong?

The world was such a happier place back then.

Cool. Should've had him walk in though, seems kinda weird to me that they spent money on this and didn't give him an intro then he started dancing.

The Ace Attorney movie is still excellent if you know nothing about the series. You'd expect a Pokemon movie to be the more accessible one.

I am so glad I grew up with the original Pokemon movie instead of this zombified 3D shit. The only anime series from my youth that's still good quality is DBS, with new Broly movie being just as good as the old anime was.

Someone owes you 10 moniez
He also thinks that episode VIII is the third best Star Wars movie

>original Pokemon movie
>good
No.

This. It's bad enough that anime Ash is as dark as a Mexican now. They didn't have to replace an actual Aryan kid with some mutt.

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Detective Pikachu is probably accesible to the whole generation that grew up with pokemon and others with an open mind, not the old people who only look at it as some weird thing they don't understand.
To those people the Ace Attorney movie would also be weird because it's japanese.

Kill yourself.

Still strange to me that the very first live action Pokemon movie ever made has nothing to do with a trainer catching and journeying

Sleep tight Mareep!

>ctrl+f
>kino
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Wow, Yea Forums actually isn't autistic for once.

user the concept of Pokemon itself isn't important in the movie's plot, and it outright tells you what you need to know. these old fogeys are literally the type who dwell on something so unimportant

Surprised that I unironically enjoyed this.

Adapting the whole concept of a pokemon game to an hour and a half movie doesn't sound like a good idea compared to a detective story that happens to involve pokemon.

You know that Asian home stylist who always says you should remove things from your life that do not spark joy? Get rid of Yea Forums from your board list. I feel so much better after I stopped going to that place. All it does is shit on your favourite movies and they try to prey on physical insecurities even harder than /fit/ does.

based kondo user

why is she cute? is she a cake?

I'm old enough to have been in primary school when the anime was airing and I detest the movie simply because it's shit.

it's all right not to like something user

Zoomers hate anything Japanese because of the Tik Tok videos that get posted there. Although I will admit weebs can be pretty cringe.

There is no difference it's just that people are less tolerant of Sonic because he hasn't had anything good come out of his franchise in nearly a decade. Liking pokemon is currently cool because of nostalgic normies whereas liking Sonic makes you look autistic.

>Zoomers hate anything Japanese because of the Tik Tok videos that get posted there.
literal retard

>supporzing your country
Oof, cringe, yikes

>le wacky trashman XD
Back to Plebbit you go

>Millennials get hyped over a garbage movie because it has a brand name attached to it

Only because is a retarded phoneposter.

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>le ebin wacky trash man XD
Back to Plebbit you go

there is nothing to fucking explain pokemons are animals thats it.

And worse of all he thinks le ebin wacky trash man is so based and epic that it appeals to his Reddit sense of humor.

It's Pokemon and not Pokemons you dumb boomer.

>no fortnite dances
im surprised

>saves the sonic movie

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It's true dude. Who do you think the majority of frogposters are?

it's creepy how natural that looks, was this the real model the whole time?

>7 hours later
>still up and request entirely ignored
>leaking sensitive information about Paramount Studios via youtube
>taken down in under 5 minutes
what did they mean by this?

> Pokemon is literally the most popular thing on the entire planet behind Dogs, Soccer, Christmas & Pizza
> Still hasn't had a single good game that doesn't feel like a low budget mobile game
What went so horribly wrong Yea Forums?

>never thought much about Pancham and Pangoro before
>see them in DP trailers
>try them out
>now they're one of my best bros

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>Pokemon
>No cultural impact
Actual underage

t. casual who has never played Pokken

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He said popular

>The Gaurdian and The Washington Post. Are you really going to listen to the fucking Washington Post to tell you whether a fucking Pokemon movie is good or not?
Depends entirely on the person who's actually reviewing it.

>everything good is reddit, therefore it's bad
Beware the contrarian.

I work for team aqua. I caught Groudon just so team magma could not have it.

>burgers buy the film rights to a game and write the film before the game is translated into english or even finished in japanese because they saw trailers and thought the basic concept of talking detective pikachu was marketable
>saving video game movies
perpetuating everything bad about video game movies

Why would something based off the biggest media franchise of all time need to be especially accessible to people that don't know about pokemon?

>hurp a durp
Funny how closely the movie follows the game for being made before the Americans even knew what it was about, hm?

What about it makes you shit yourself into a rage?

Pokimayns has been around for 20 fuckign years now. How are there STILL old fart fucks that dont know what it is and are confused by "them kids and their new fangled japanimation cartoon creatchures!".

People who grew up with it are in their 30s now.

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>hurp a durp

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Now that the movie is so popular, do you think they'll replace the protag of the english version with a black guy?

quick rundown of the role of the bogdanoffs on team aqua and magma pls

I know right, this is one of my favorite

Like god damn nigger the parents taking their kids to this shit probably are the ones who know more about pokemon.

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>hollywood westcuck garbage with ugly 3DPD pikachu doing a nigger dance and a nigger blackwashed MC
>saving video game movies
Fuck off shill

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Anyone else think this was an awful idea during the first trailer but has slowly come around to it? I still dont think many of the jokes are funny at all but I'm always a fan of seeing the Pokemon world well-realized with Pokemon in their natural habitats, just being around with humans, etc. and the detective story aspect seems like it'll be fun
I like Ryan Renolds as Pika but I hate that it brings in the normie/npc crowd who are just watching it to see le deadpool guy make more memes

So it looks like this Shigeru Ohmori guy is to blame for Pokemon falling to shit? And Masuda I guess?

Hollywood is promoting black culture because white people have no culture

Imagine how smelly that studio must be

Do you people actually get legitimately angry at the mere existence of women and non-whites, or are you just trying to fit into the board culture?

Nah, it's just fags seething because the games they grew up with (gen 4 and 5) are widely recognized as the worst ones.

i never finished platinum or bw2 until last year lol

I like all the gens. Fuck the crybabies.

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reminds me of this
youtu.be/sva6MbLY86I

how can the games go to shit while the movies get good

God I'm of this talentless hack and his meme characters and movies.

TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL? TOO SICK FOR POKEMAN

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Whoa, so this is where all the BW shilling in /vp/ comes from.

Nah, the shilling comes from underage unovabortions and sinnohfoeti. This "chart" is just used as post-hoc justification for their contrarianism.

pokemon is quite literally the most successful media franchise that has ever existed

>tfw all the Dolby Cinema showtimes are early in the morning because Avengers is taking up all the slots STILL
Fuck those fucking Avengers, wish they all got Thanos'd

That was fucking based

>what are beavers

unironically rent-free you turbonigger

Not to mention Japan had nothing to do with the production of this movie besides keeping it accurate to the pokemon world.

>There are full grown male adults who will pay real world money to watch this.

Disgusting.

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I'm so thankful I didn't have to live through the 80's, literally the gayest fucking decade.

Litterally my grampa knows what Pokemon is
My take is that the director mandated that that should talk it with a PoGo prospective

>If you don't have any investment in the Pokemon franchise the movie is uniteresting
No shit, sherlock

Still looks like shit. And the concept is so fucking retarded. Jesus christ
The fuck is the matter with people looking forward to this?

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>There are full grown male adults who will pay real world money for video games
Grow up and get a job, you wastes of carbon.

Find somewhere else to complain about people enjoying things, grandpa.

Did you shit yourself into a rage over the game?

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ITT auiistic creeks get mad because grown up mans don't take their autistic vidya games for kids sireosly.

>Grow up and get a job, you wastes of carbon

I did, that's why I don't have time for children's movies. Sounds like you're the one could use some "growing up".

why are they using 80s music for a franchise that was big during the late 90s and 2000s

I have numerous pairs of dirty, crapped briefs.

>Liking Solo just because the Falcon is in it
Journalists are cute

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what game?
Forgot where you are?

Show of hands, how many of you piss in bottles in your room?

I've only done it once ever when I had mono and wanted to die. I've always been tempted to though but then I think to myself that's a line I need to not cross or I'll have 10 piss bottles at my feet.

Pokemon died culturally with gen3-4. I was 9 when it came out and by middle school three years later i was made fun of whenever i mentioned Pokemon. No one cared for it then in most places. It later had a revival because they kept obstinately pushing shit and relevant content non-stop instead of letting the fad die, constantly roping in new kids.

This had like 2M views in less than 2 hours, how is it not trending?

>hoennfag

also no, it didn't "die", what you're seeing is its natural popularity now that it has gotten over the fad phase

Was there EVER a glut of content in Pokemon, fag? Or did they keep regularly releasing the same content of those famous first few years, with TV series, game and then movie all timed the same way to recreate the original fad dynamic? Why do you think they fail to capitalize on anything new since back in the day like pokemon snap and stadium, fucking next gen consoles, mystery dungeon, pokemon go... because all those thing only matter to keep the name out there while they repeat their main money cycle.
Pokemon is the most soulless franchise ever devised.

>It later had a revival because they kept obstinately pushing shit and relevant content non-stop instead of letting the fad die, constantly roping in new kids.
Then why didn't Digimon ever make a comeback? They keep pushing that shit but it never sticks beyond the existing niche of 30 year olds who desperately want to fuck renamon.

Easy. Because it never got popular enough in the first place.

being angry a white character was changed to a black character is more than being angry at the mere existence of a black character.

I'm going to watch it tomorrow.
Black MC is a bit off-putting, but I 'll watch it for the pokemons.
(I'm not racist btw.)

I guess all these pokemon media I keep seeing are not real.

>all these content that I do not like don't count!

Yeah, let's just pretend GO didn't exist and end up being the most popular mobile game of all time.

>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>3DPD!
>do i fit in now guiz?lol based and redpilled XD

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Why did they make him talk? He shouldn't say anything more than "pika" and "chu".

Did you fail grade school?
That's not what the sentence is trying to convey. It's telling you how Solo tries to cash in on nostalgia by showing us things the audience is already familiar with, eg. the Falcon.
Fag.

>dumb people are a chore

I'll say it one more time: that's the result of the pokemon company releasing content in bursts to keep the pokemon name spread wide, so it feeds its main revenue streams. What's so complicated about that?

Pokemon is the typical commercial fad. It has no physical value to people, it's 100% entertainment. It also has no cultural value to people. What cultural value does it have? Take care of your pets? Work hard even though you lose constantly? Run away from home at 10? Fight with people on the streets? There is fucking nothing. It's a fad, and as any fad it would have died completely in a few years when people got bored of it. That's why the pokemon company did its genius move: it created a product cycle. It would take dozens of posts to write how that works here in detail, but all it does it prevents the fad from dying by recycling and engineering the fad-creation mechanic over and over.

Pokemon is a forced meme.

He only does say "pika" and "chu" it's the main protagonist can understand him for some reason. Did you even watch the trailer?

Did you? Absolutely nowhere in that headline does it mention anything about cashing in on nostalgia.

He is a human. It is the mcs dad transformed into a pokemon

I like Ryan reynolds
I feel like there would have been better choices for pimachu though.

Speaking of va does Kathleen Barr have a role in this movie?, that would be pretty cool.

I never got round to seeing the pacific rim sequel.
The trailers made it look a lot more acrobatic though which I wasn't a fan of