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>poor ass euros dont tip
Not surprised

>tip
Put some effort on your begging 'tip'.

The screen shot looks total legit. Nevermind the fact that there are no cents in the Sims.

>game takes place in America

nevermind the fact that sims used simoleons and not $

NO TIPPY NO PIZZA

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It's just that we don't live in a dystopia where the minimum wage needs to be partially paid by costumers through tips because while bad our politicians aren't literal cartoon villains that want to set the world of fire

>tfw actually pizza delivery driver
>tfw don't give a fuck if people tip me or how well they tip me
My job is awesome. I get paid way more than I should and I get to sit and drive around.

the fuck's wrong with his eyes

Sounds cash money, sometimes I miss not working as shitty dead end jobs like a pizza driver or a line cook that sound like they could be a lot of fun.

You cooked my pizza, you took the time to drive all the way over here, and I even have the correct amount of money for the order. Now give me the fucking pizza or taste lead.

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>our politicians aren't literal cartoon villains that want to set the world of fire
>Literal surveillance state

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Why is pizza so expensive in the US. you could get 3 pizzas + delivery with 20 bucks almost anywhere else in the world

Uhh you okay there? US and UK are the only ones who do that shit. Like father like son

I tip a minimum of 25%

>at a gas station, decide to get some lunch
>walk into nearby pizza hut
>ask for a medium pepperoni pizza, and nothing else
>"Okay, that'll be $16.99."

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>"Lmao, k bye"
>close door
Owned

>order-and-pick-up food place changes their receipts to have a tip section

Quality insurance

>Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!

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