How goes your facility, Managers?
Lobotomy Corporation
Big Bird is here! Say something nice!
HE IS LARGE THICK AND CUTE.
When should I attempt my first ordeal of dusk?
*throws salt in all of his eyes* fuck you fatass
Punishment bird? More like tremendous faggot!
Whenever you want, just make sure you have a nice spread of damage types and armor resistances because you don't know which type of dusk event will happen. Be careful for the green one.
Day 14, one of my dudes died because of testing some rock. Otherwise no issues.
Try sending an employee to work on it, don't worry you're just starting out.
When you have a couple of WAW gear/weapons. Hopefully you don't have Abnormalities who gets triggered if too many clerks die.
Day 30, I got Yang a few days before and I got forced to pick Yin, when Yin breached all went to shit in nanoseconds I was in awe, both were breaching and of course Big Bird took this oportunity, in less than two minutes everyone was dead.
10/10 would recommend to retry the day
And I forgot everything started because I was busy dealing Green Noon those bastards....
Im starting to get to the point where Im not sure if my computer can take much more. Game starts to feel like it is almost crashing when I finish a night.
and he never bought the travel package.
Like the life itself.
>Violet Midnight after 30 minutes of playing
>the screen spam is making my computer chug
>oh fuck i forgot the train
>the second it escapes, framerate drops and my game crashes
I got saved. Truly you have to exit the game after every day if you have a shitty computer. It's got memory leak issues out the wazoo.
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.
My guys still have that shit from weeb armour from the last day, are you telling me none of them can ever do attachment work ever again?!
The way of the samurai is permanent.
Child of galaxy is the best abnormality you can get, fact.
I told you that the answer lies in the heart of battle.
english artbook:
drive.google.com
>Two entire departments got pozzed by fucking armour
Which one?
For me, it's Parasyte tree mommy.
>Mission is to suppress WAW 4 times
>Check WAWs
>Only have queen of hatred and burrowing heaven
Ya I guess I‘ll wait.
Where can I download skins? FUCK
>looking at removed abnormalities
>there was a panic hammer tool that would only be accessible during trumpets and gives you insane damage, at the cost of killing the user afterwards
I wish we still had it, Backwards Clock is slightly similar but boring.
Burrowing Heaven is insanely easy to suppress.
I made mine.
Imagine melting love, knight of despair and Laetitia all fighting for your attention
>mfw when I did it with Schadenfreude
See if you can name all the abnormality in this pic!
make your own dumbo. I'm pretty sure someone also linked some in another LC thread
What's the worst thing that has happened in your facility?
All melting love has to do for my attention is escape her room.
just that?
When dreaming current escaped.
From left to right
Funeral of the Dead Butterflies, Burrowing Heaven, Fragment of the Universe, Dream of a Black Swan, Scorched Girl, Mountain Of Smiling Bodies, Judgement Bird, Der Frei, Reddit, Knight of Despair, F A T Bird, Laetitia, Child of the Galaxy, Queen of Hatred, King of Greed, Hell train conductor, Blue Star
>"aw shit, here we go again"
how the fuck is plague doctor a problem lmao. Just, like, not work on him.
She was very Alpha, but she didn't last very long
>ignore plague doc after the spooky clock appeared
>minding my own business beating the life out of some clowns
>suddenly one of my employees is out of control and walking away
wtf
>plague doc's room is pulsating pink
WTF
Sale when?
I want to buy it
pirate it then
summer sales are on their way but pirate it if you don't want to wait
Wat
>Her face
She knows shes gonna die, and yet she fought with all she got, trully an alpha.
I've had the same problem and cannot find a solution or explanation because decay seems too random to be linked to ignoring employees.
They have 100+ health. Blame the UI not translating to English properly.
I'm talking about the employee losing justice. Other anons have complained about skill decay. I've seen it happen in my game but not to all employees, I'll test it later if it has anything to do with fucking up during ordeals and suppressions.
Do you have the stat boost machine?
I don't use that thing, every time I bring it up someone comments that as if using Yes/No has ever carried over to the next day (it does not). I don't rely on stat boosting tools, and if I were to use Mirror of Adjustment I'd know why my employees stats were decaying. I've had runs where I didn't even own a tool in the early days and their Justice went down by 1 point randomly, during a day with minimal damage received and ordeals suppressed swiftly.
Nah, the 100 getting cut off is just my cropping mistake. I'm talking about the Justice stat going down
If you have something that gives you stats for only a day it can do that. Basically the stats are showing your employee's stats go back to normal, it's not a permanent loss.
What is this game?
Should I buy it?
Some abnormalities gives a buff for the day like flesh idol.
reverse monster's inc with scps, give it a pirate
This, buy it if you like it
You can transfer saves
>slime girl is in central command and everyone fucking pathfinds through her designated hallway
>Knight of Despair falls into despair
>Queen of Hatred questions if she is even needed
>King of Greed is greedy
All three if you want to live.
What if I have an employee that does not touch a single tool abnormality for the ENTIRE day, and no one else has, and they haven't even worked with an abnormality because I use them for security detail and they lose Justice and even Fortitude at times. What's the explanation for that.
I just restarted and got small birb and Shy Look as my starters so that's neat. Hoping to pick up Big Bird as one of my first WAWs.
Collect all the birbs and you get amazing gear.
Losing gifts also affects it.
If you change your employee's department they can lose stats as well.
Then my game is bugged, because neither of those apply to what I'm talking about,
Wew, finally did the 3 Aleph quest. After finishing it an agent accidentally triggered King of Greed and then both Red Riding Hood and Heroic Monk escaped, which led to Mountain of Smiling Bodies escaping again. That was intense as hell.
Just had it get it off my chest.
>meltdown on flesh idol, send a guy to pray for twenty seconds
>"alright i'm not going to forget about it this time"
>end up alt-tabbing and forget about it for the 30th time
Should I take the time to grind stats on employees or just blast through every day? This is early on, for what it's worth.
Knight.
>protects and pampers you
>you're the only good left in the world for her
>will mourn you if you die
>be me
>day 43
>decide to finally bite the bullet and research fully everything in my department for the quest
>also have the quest from gebura to kill midnight
>letsdothis.png
>spend about 2 hours safely researching everything in my entire facility (not including the 1 lob plebs I sacrificed to We Can Change Anything for research
>green midnight
>get through without a single problem
>everything is researched, finally, I can progress
>end the day
>160+ minutes
>feel the game start to chug because Memory Leak
>game freezes on the day transition screen
>crashes
>reload it
>day 43
should I just fucking start over? I'm not bothered to keep going after this bullshit
You can. It counts as an EGO gift.
Shan't spoil you on what kind of ego gifts will replace it though
Silent Orchestra escaped containment four times today. I just moved everyone out of the way because I couldn't do enough damage to kill him, but he kept on draining my resources.
shoot for a middle ground, some abnormalities punish you for having stats that are too high. Basically just grind until you get bored/scared.
>forget Punishing Bird is out of his cage because usually he's benign
>push Purple Noon
m i s t a k e s w e r e m a d e
I've finally got into Extraction Team but I'm starting to feel my general ease with the game has led to my team having some underpowered weaponry even though I do have ALEPH gear
almost done with The Silent Orchestra that cheeky fuck
>knock the counter to 1
>gets marked for meltdown
I would say cycle employees through different work so they have more even stat progression in the start, bar accidentally getting real shit or Shy Look Today which makes grinding the goddamn easiest fucking shit
or you could grind single stats and bolster with LOB, but remember that even when they hit V they'll still need job experience to max the stat in question.
What if you play as the monsters researching humans? After all, humans are the real monsters.
Reminder that melting love loves you!
Nothing There loves you more!
funny you say that...
If you have semi decent gear split your guys up into a damage rotation
P1 - Pale
P2 - Black
P3 - White
P4 - Red
Though it drains you resources when it hits phase 4 unless it was fixed
>magic bullet gun
>spider suit
>carrying the heart
>hardcore sniper running around at top speeds blowing away entire corridors of anomalies
>solos dawn ordels without anyone even having to stop work
Now thats what I call a trouble shooter. Is there even a better set up than this?
Hahaha. That would be crazy if it was true, hahaha.
Remember to never take the abnormality known as Ppodae in to your custody! NEVER take Abnormality D-02-107!
hes literally free Fortitude training for early levels
>solos dawn ordels
Woah, we got a badass here
Apocalypse Bird's weapon would completely BTFO of this guy, right? My only level V managed to survive getting him by everything
Wait, let me get this straight
>You are the monster
>You research on humans
>Because they are the monster
>You are ... ?
The Manager has been compromised by an abnormality.
>use Repression on him at -6%
>he still gets a good result and SO escapes
In such a short space of time nobody notices them in a facility with 5 departments?
Would it impress you if you solo'd dusk as well?
Yes, Dusk soloing is the real alpha shit
Magic Bullet is a lot less useful when you get one of those abnormalities you can't snipe down by yourself or that get into rooms instead of hallways.
Or if you're like me who would rather not have every single clerk as collateral every single ordeal.
Murderer's way better and gives you some chonky weapons to hit shit with.
And a fairly solid EGO gift to start.
I did that at 6% and it not only gave me a Good result, it maxed out the stupid fucking meter.
fuuuuuuuuuuuck that shit
I got a good result at fucking -24%
Its a beautiful day outside, manager
Why does Ppodae have a similar tattoo on its shoulder to You Know Who?
Elijah is cute!
CUTE!
you are the humans who created monsters by researching humans then using humans to research the monsters because you're a monster(mentally)
If you have high temp lads then 3 of them ragging it as soon as it spawns will shit on him before p2
You should have 2 or 3 guys with pale if you have Apoc
Why is Malkuths 4th mission so much harder than the rest of the upper and mid level sephirahs? a dusk ordeal is loads harder than 5 insight work, 3 agents deployed each department, no meltdowns, and 5 level 5 employees.
imagine the head
It's an endgame quest.
Any advice for doing dusk ordeals?
mama mia
Hit them until they die. Avoid getting hit
Face the fear.
Nothing happens if you ignore meltdowns on static abnormalities right?
>soloed fixers and the claw
you got a lot of growing up to do, little lvl II employee
You lose power, so keep that in mind if you're gunning for an end of day SAVE THE COMPANY button slam.
you lose power
I made this a few months ago
for one of my videos
You get more opportunity to grind for stat, ignore the other faggots
Reminder that one good employee is better than the entire Rabbit squad
Is there a reason why I shouldn't clump all of my employees together in the event of an Indigo Noon? Would it be better that way to just mob everything to death? I really really hate having to micro fights across almost a dozen departments.
Post it
Myo is best girl?
Do scorched girl count for suppress abnormalities mission?
It didn't give a class of abnormality, user.
You can suppress the same one five times if you like.
Myo is USELESS except for breeding
*blocks your path*
>Or if you're like me who would rather not have every single clerk as collateral every single ordeal.
Fuck clerks, unironically.
So many times they've mobbed and killed my panicing employee just as the calm down team arrive.
first thing I do every day is micro all central team members one level down
holy shit they should start like that instead
>Suppressed Apocalypse Bird with zero casualties on day 27.
Turns out if you divide your employees into Red, Black, White, and Pale squads and dispatch them accordingly, the eggs go down way faster because you aren’t doing damage that heals them.
Just make sure to leave a few dudes for things like Blue Star in case they get meltdown counters. Mountain escaped, of course.
you want to kill all of them as quickly as possible, not focus on a single one. here's why, in case you didn't know:
they lower qlipoth counters in the departments they're in if they're alive for long enough
prepare for violet noon by keeping your people in corridors but close enough so they can respond to each main room fast enough
fuck if I know which one it was, I have 52 of them
actually, scratch that, I found it since the title was pretty clear
youtu.be
How do I promote my workers?
I need to promote 2 for a quest.
>be me
>working at Lobotomy Corp
>turns out they aren't just an eco-friendly energy company
>monsters and shit everywhere
>Every day at least 15 people are killed by random worms and robots that appear
>Sometimes get deja vu about particularly rough days
>Only thing keeping me going is a qt in my department
>One day I decide to sit next to her during lunch
>No one else was around
>She leans in close and says she loves me
What should I do, anons? I don't think I'm ready for commitment.
work them to the bone
Took me three runs to figure this shitty layout out.
I meant blue noon with the sweepers, not purple with the tentacles.
The sweepers will probably kill all of my clerks but who gives a fuck, I assume they can't do anything else beyond that.
seems legit
go for it bro
Nice channel, fag
Gonna watch these later
oh fuck, I misread that then. yeah the sweepers are just literal cannon fodder and don't do anything as long as you keep your employees out of the way. just kill them whenever
kinda sad considering how the story makes them out to be some kinda organ mafia
>Almost done core supression
>forget about shelter
>fuckers keep breaching
>everyone dies
This shit is way more common than it should be. Makes me feel like a retard whenever I realize what's happening.
Say hello
nothing worse than perfect train micro all day and then the moment of tension or relaxation that bites you in the ass at the end of a day you got some rare EGO gifts
even better when the train hits absolutely no one, just like passing by saying "remember your ticket next time bro"
immediately cancel/return when dealing with tools. seriously, forgetting it always fucks you in the ass
It would have been nice to see more blue ordeals, it always seems strange to me for there to only be 1
That or just ignore them, you shit out boxes anyway
>even better when the train hits absolutely no one, just like passing by saying "remember your ticket next time bro"
This, my anus is clenched as I hear the horn but then it just goes by like "just joking bro".
they planned for more, there was also supposed to a red midnight, but they probably had to cut it or ran out of fitting ideas
imagine a midnight so big it releases the ballfuckers which then release the scorpions and then just millions of clowns
>Crimson Midnight
>The Circus is In Town
They could go back to lobcorp once they get Library of Ruina to an acceptable level. Hold on to that hope!
they won't and I'd rather they keep it as is actually. the game is pretty good and doesn't need to be perfect - they're an indie studio, not some polishing AAA developer (and that's a good thing! jesus)
I always intend to, then realize I have to check something else and completely forget it. After that I become preoccupied with the breaching niggers and don't even think about why it's happening.
It didn't fucking count and I lost an employee to it
did you kill her, or did she blow up?
also, why kill someone to let her out? just send someone tanky in on a bad work result, she breaches, and then you're fine
Blow up and I didn't plan for her to died
well you didn't suppress her then, did you? she went back "on her own"
Yeah, I'm not risking that shit, how hard is Punishment bird?
>Unlock spider
>Never send anyone in there
sometimes you just gotta try, bro
>about to end the day
>not a single problem
>green robots went down super easy
>suddenly black monoliths out of the sky
>pop tentacles
>smack the end the day button as hard as I can
How bad are those things? Its the first time I saw them
Spider is a bro, man, just sent a level 1, man
I always get everything possible from the abnormality i get, then forget about it forever.
Fuck you, Miu
they're not too bad, you really shouldn't have ended, experience only makes you stronger
Best ALEPHs for Geburah's mission?
Censored, Nothing There, Melting Love.
[CENSORED], SO, maybe even Blue Star. Those are the ones I did it with. Nothing There is too strong at that level possibly (or demands some micro at least)
some people are saying the bird event counts for three, but I haven't done it yet, so I can't tell how hard it is.
It crushed many of my employees cause I initially thought they were just invisible. Turns out they're still on their spawning animation.
>tfw
I noticed I didnt lost a single agent when they show up. They deal damage in the room where they land and star doing radial aoe damage or something? Or they just snatch clerks and slowly drain them?
Target practice. Just don't get caught when they spawn.
Manager!
>Get Little Red the same day as Geburah’s first suppression mission
>”Alright, I’ll just let Scarecrow out a few times”
>Little Red busts out while all my good employees are on Scarecrow suppression duty
>runs past my level Vs and slaughters all my trainees
>Mountain of Smiling Bodies breaks out
Do core suppressions cost days?
Yes
Did you get her to fight MoSB?
They will squash everything on the room they land in then do AoE damage around them, and some I think black damage pulses if you leave them alone for a while, but otherwise, they're sitting ducks against ranged weapons.
They're really easy if you know what's coming. The God Delusion is the really bad one anyways.
>God Delusion attacks Rabbit Team
>mfw no fps
>get tree sap
>have everyone in a department drink it
>half of them explode
>"it restores helath but has an % chance to instakill you!"
So why would you ever drink it?
The level 5 Agents with ALEPH gear are strong enough to be their own abnormalities
Never fucking mind, I lost 3 people to the monoliths but they still show up at the star of the next day and whiel they are alive on the facility they count as dead.
It also works as regen, meaning they'll heal (slowly) in any situation.
Might be useful when you have to run all over the place without time to stop and heal
>employee swings
>bug jumps to the other side
>this goes on for at least ten seconds
why are these bugs so hayai
>Level 5 agent with ALEPH gear
>keeps swinging but can't hit bugs
>clerks see the most badass agent in gear borne of nightmares swinging at air and cursing wildly
lol
Has anyone ever gotten decent milage out of Backwards Clock? Having a level V employee sacrifice himself to save the entire entire facility from bullshit sounds kino, but it would seem more practical just to reset
Look at this little fella, it look so cute
>Suppress 4 different abnormalities
>Only have 3 that could escape
Ebin
when you get balls-deep into some of the sephirah bullshit Backwards Clock is a literal godsend
oops meant for
I come to think of this as unintentional teaching of kiting abnormalities
>vore
Even worse meltdown randomly demands someone drink it or else. I can't even ignore it.
This is terrible.
normally I wouldn't say shit but
>he throws them back up if you get Good results
uhhhhhhh
It's okay to lose a little power sometimes, my dude. It can't get out and murder your employees if you don't drink it.
you can put off quests until later, restarting after you finish quests leaves them completed.
>not having dedicated level 1 bottom bitch agents that exist solely for suicidal situations
>trying to beat dusk ordeal
>have to keep restarting because Mountain of Bodies gets triggered by the ordeals killing too many clerks and starts steamrolling my agents
I fucking hate that thing
>A cute little girl wants to gift me her heart
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT
Laetitia still loves you!
You've fallen for his trap. Dreaming current is best.
Crimson dusk.png
what you are waiting for?
>tfw I just leave two of my agents right below his cell that dab on him as soon as he escapes
hes a scrub when he only has one body. weaker than most WAWs
i will fill knight of despair's dark soul with light!
is the core suppression of top floor worth doing? theres only a single waw breachable all the hard shit is below?
WhiteNight?
Not hard just a very long suppresion
Apo Bird?
Just hit those eggs and it's ez lol
Day 49?
FUUUUUUUUUCK
how much do you think the agents get paid to work in this hell
>very easy to get Mouth 2 +6 SP
very delicious unless you have Der Shootman
Galaxy's wep is better than Current's tho
Current has GREAT armor however, really good and comes in sets of 3
Definitely not enough
yes, the buffs they give you are insanely good
they opt into it supposedly because the earth OUTSIDE of this place is even worse.
doesnt make a lot of sense though considering the big problem is literally just sporadic hyper depression or something.
so if I memory repository afterwards do the buff stay or will I just lose them
>45% success chance on everything
he's basically only good for his gear and if you absolutely need to train but don't have other good abnormalities for specific stats
Starting the game tonight and ignoring the tutorial Give me your hottest tip.
read the wiki, cause fuck guess and testing only to find out its too late 5 days
The buffs are permanent my dude
Unless you do a HARD reset
May as well just watch a let's play, you fucking faggot
So what's the deal with refighting White Night outside of the first encounter? If you bench your blessed dudes, do no adds spawn during the fight?
don't listen to that other guy, go in blind but ask if you have technical questions, the translation can be pretty bad at times
Don't press the button.
Goofy looking bitch
Go blind and suffer like everyone else Manager
Plague Doctor is your friend
try to collect all the bird and let them play together
Queen of Hatred can be ignored.
Pick all the birds
meant for
A handsome boy!
Do press the button, multiple times even.
I wonder whoooo is behind these posts
>Dont ignore the tutorial like a dumbass
>try to farm some Abnormality for stats and gear
>dont be shy to restar a day
>Plague Doctor is your fiend, his buffs are quite good
>press the button ONCE
>Punished bird wont stop unless you hit him
>conflicting answers about both the birds and the button.
How spooky thanks for the tips
Do you keep research rewards/upgrades when you restart? Things like bullets, fast forward, etc?
you keep literally everything but agents.
bros quick, Silent Orchestra, Smiling Bodies, or Nothing There?
Leaning towards Nothing There but I find it's breathing to be really annoying.
>go in blind
>day 2 and already got my only other agent killed by some deer thing
time to reset
>Nothing There
If you got his gear and bullet shields go for it
Smiling Bodies is the most manageable. Even if your clerks get mowed down and it breaches, you can just park a couple of dudes with ALEPH gear and beat it back before it walks over to a corpse.
if you see an abnormality description talking about a magic bullet, take it. he's a bro.
Is there any good porn of Angela?
Smiling bodies is easy, his armor lets you eat corpse so so you can just have an employee be on body patrol and then purposefully breach him and beat his ass to reset him back to 2. If there is no bodies he cant get stronger
>hod suppression
>you must be happy overrides the debuffs
Easy as fuck, just took forever.
You'll have to look for it, Manager.
I can't seem to find more than 4 pics the rest ain't good enough and it's only 1 page on Pixiv
There might be more hidden on Twitter
>core suppression is complete random chance
f-fuck... guess I'm suppose to just brute force put down everything that leaves its cell and farm galaxy child exclusively...
Why is Angela such a murderous good-for-nothing slut?
What's the most mislabeled abnormality?
>he doesn't know
Angela is a loyal and extremely useful member of the company who devotes her all to the manager even if he doesn't love her but she knows that deep down he cares about her and knows how competent she is!
Isn’t Army in Black labeled as Zayin?
t-teach me pls
Pay attention, manager!
post Big Bird
YOU ARE A BIG BIRD !
Here's a tip. Think about the core you're suppressing and be like them. What does Malkuth always do?
Please old men for PE boxes!
no thats hod.
I said Malkuth, not __Hod__
Stay under my desk servicing me.
DELETE this
>Hodfags
>mfw Yesod Core Suppression
Hod pleases employees to make herself feel better, but she's so bad that they kill themselves anyway!
Please don't tell anyone else about Hod or else she'll up her hourly rates
Hod already has it hard enough, please dont slander her too
Link me Anons, this sounds fun.
Download more RAM. Beat this game!
Oh she'll have it hard alright when I'm done with her. I'll invite all male employees and even the Sephirah. And Geburah as the finishing act.
>Hard enough
Poor choice of words
>guy who has the WR speedrun(8h27m, FRESH save) had like 2-3 freezes too
heheh
if you're too stupid to find the game despite being given the name then honestly don't bother, it will be too hard for you.
Link? I need to watch this.
youtube.com
His Sephirah work is fucking immaculate
Day 46 teared me a new anus, will it get worse won't it bros?
Angela's body is wrapped around me.
My heart pounds as I feel the tightness around me. I have never been so fucking helpless in my life.
"I can't..."
"I can't do your stupid stupid thing."
The redhead says with no fear in her voice.
"And you said you liked me,"
I can't take any more. I want more.
"I'm gonna let you go. You're a big sister."
I shake my head
"I'm going to get you off of me."
I want to scream when she starts fucking me but then I realize I'll have to shut them both up then...
It is a dream-like moment when we finally move away from each other.
We are silent for a couple more minutes.
Angela keeps me inside for a nice breath-full.
I can't help but shake my head.
"You don't feel the need to thank me,"
I want to say anything but to say I don't need it but my sister wants to get her reward.
"I'm glad you told me."
The redhead leans over and kisses.
Oh, he also restarts a bunch at the beginning, so fastforward to 23:00 or so. That's the run that sticks.
:^)
I know the name.
I've searched for a while already. Most of the downloads I've found tripped my AV and I'd rather not fuck my PC up.
At least here I can trust the links here a bit more SLIGHTLY than just googling or binging it.
My first three are one sin and many good deeds, fairys, and old lady. Is the game being nice with those?
Heh
*siips*
We are just getting started user
>Not being a lv100 pirate
Bro...
>cutest girl is worst girl
Why
You always get One Sin so he can be with you in your time of need.
you wot m8?
I'd really like to play this game but don't have a good computer (yet) to play it on. can you run the game on a low-spec computer or does it require a good one to run decently?
Shit, the last time I've pirated anything was back in 08 so I'm a bit rusty and I tend to assume most Torrents arn't what the say they are unless I'm proven otherwise.
Slam more RAM into your computer.
Kind of? The fairies and grandma are both kinda clingy so they may bite you in the ass later literally in the case of the fairies but otherwise they're pretty benign.
Without anything that could breach and hurt your employees the fairies are kinda useless, though.
>one sin
oh no. I'm so sorry user.
What are you talking about?
It doesn't have high requirements in terms of grafics but it's very poorly optimized and it leaks memory out of the ass, so if you're lacking in ram you're gonna feel it.
>purple slugs
>manage to quickly kill two
>third one blows up and breachs Der Freischütz and the Static
>Freischütz goes triggerhappy killing 99% of the agents and clerks and 1.76 just covers the whole facility with white damage
nice
It’s a sin to tell a lie user
CONFESS
Alright, did a bit more looking. Is IGG Games a trust-able download source?
I want to date Long Bird!
So that's how it is huh.. Guess i'll have to wait two more weeks to play it then..
What
Laetitia is worst girl. Her father is a Catholic priest who used to be a bishop. She has a boyfriend who lives with her mother. This isn't the kind of relationship for which there is a prayerful thought attached. Her boyfriend is "in love", as is her mother. She is "emotionally involved" with people she does not know, usually women. Some of that is in keeping with the Bible.
"A woman is not set over a man, for the man over her may make her as one piece, but she will be part of his family. " (Matthew 6:18-19)
I hope that the women from the New Testament will not take the liberty of going on a tear about all that she has been through. She's only talking out of her ass. I hope that people like myself will read and go home and read for a while, maybe even for three days, to think about how she could really be describing something to people when
Any tips for Hod meltdown? Do I just need to accept the fact that after the 4th meltdown counter everything is fucked and I have to hope I don't get Nothing There targeted for a meltdown?
I cant stop posting about how cute Laetitia is
Should I be worried that my plague doctor is turning white?
Not the same user, but I have 8GB of ram. Is that decent enough?
Either that, or have throwaway agents or hope you have "You Must be Happy"
Bro he is just spreading the word of evolution.
no just keep hanging out with him :^)
he's just full of conviction
Despite how attractive I find Angela, I've jerked off to Nothing There more.
Yeah but some torrents might not be updated
>did the upper level core suppression
>those departments no longer affect by the Qliphoth Meltdown as a "reward"
>now all the meltdown happen at lower level where my waw and aleph located
T-thanks
What
>turning white
I didn't knew Michael Jackson was on this game
I'm trying to write the wall gazer lewdfic but I keep getting distracted by stupid shit, none of it is actually the game.
Also I want to fuck Angela without the cognition filter.
>8 hours
Why people "speedrun" games that are this fucking long?
I think the Sephirahs are sexier in their true forms
>can't execute employees
what the fuck is the point then
>He doesn't know
What, I like jerking off to Angela. I want to be jerked off to her. Well, I'll fuck that cunt, if you please, you will." I smiled at him.
"I'll come and fucking fuck you later." He seemed to think that this response gave off a certain amount of menace though.
"No, don't worry about it. I'm going to come and fuck you when I'm done." I thought for a moment while I watched him leave.
"Ohhh! I think…" I had never heard any sound that sounded like this before, something like it could only be from me fucking Angela's cunt. Then again, I knew this sounded wrong. What if it was actually the other girl? I guess I just had fantasies about fucking her as well. What sort of a monster was Angela, what kind of a crazy asshole would even want to fuck a girl who was so fucked up I have a feeling I'd just rape her!
I watched Angela go to the bathroom.
>tfw in the same boat
d-dang
The download I chose is a .rar file. The ver. it says that it is, is 1.0.2.13b. That the most recent one?
I'm doing the Hod one right now and that shit fucking hurts considering my stats are so heavily debuffed
> 1.0.2.13b
Ye
oh is this from that one thread on Yea Forums with the thing where you put in a quote and it connects it to something found somewhere else
Who gave Nothing There a computer?
How do you get it to breach without instakilling the guy you send to work on it?
I love you
I hope you have you must be happy
Schadenfreude is an HE abnormality. Don’t you lie to me
>set tasks and alt tab out
>alt tab back in
>I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
I have 8gb ram myself
I have had the game freeze up on me multiple times if i exceed around 120mins
Restarting after I have finished the day seems to work like a charm though
Don't you love her, user?
>still haven't done it
>on Day 41 with ALEPH gear
oops
wear black defense clothing
or send cannon fodder 4 times
>ywn work for Lobotomy Corp
It ain't fair bros..
Alright. Thanks for the info
Smoothie Time.
>day 38
>no laetitia
>no knight of despair
>no queen of hatred
>no fairy
I'm at day 48, where is the red mist? I think I'd rather bet on fighting her than trying to fight the claw again
took yall a minute. Ive been doing this in a few threads. I used to do something similar back when 7chan staged a coup in eRepublik to take over venezuela and I sent our irc chatbot into eGermany's IRC and they legit thought it was a drunk american. It was beautiful.
krautfag: Are you drunk?
boterick: I am frequently drunk
Reach Meltdown 5
That is an upgrade acquired later user
Work hard on Gebura’s missions
Day 36 and I am kind of loss with the plot because of the translation
are the manager A who loss his memory?
what is cogito experiment? Either I miss it or the game didn't explain what it is
who is B?
Have you completed Hokma's missions? Most of these are answered in his conversations.
You'd die on your 3rd day anyways.
Blue star and [Censored] both escaped. Bs kept all the other abnormalities from escaping because of its bullshit damage. Had a lone level 5 get it back simply because it spawned in a sick bay. [Censored] gave no fucks. I hate them so God damn much.
The cogito experiment was designed to determine whether, given a choice between a single-person and two-person execution, one could choose the latter. The participants in the experiment then chose to be executed according to two different instructions: an instruction to kill a single-person before one-person executions could begin, and an instruction to kill two persons beforehand as preparations for single-person executions. The experimenters were instructed to kill the participants who were more likely to respond in their own defense and to not kill those who were not.
Although the subjects were given identical instructions to kill each other, when faced with the prospect of the death penalty, people who were less likely to cooperate gave themselves more incentive to go on the record to the authorities to confess. Indeed, those subjects who had the option of cooperating told more investigators when they committed these murders..
I can’t tell you how much that thing freaked me out
Now I know he’s a chump but I was so sure that it was hyper-lethal so I spent a week avoiding them when one showed up
why is the plague doctor changing? why can't I send people back to him? what does the circle mean?
The circle is a clock. It means time is running out
>Sin weight: Denser than a fucking black hole.
TICK TOCK
One sin is your friend user, DON'T FORGET YOUR FRIEND!
so how the fuck does a robotic box take drugs?
C O F F E E
Cause "Time" Is what you're runnin' out of.
If there's a hole..
There is a way!
They aren't entirely robotic.
Fuck it lads, I can't beat the Hod suppression. Is it time to restart?
my smug employee is being cheeky before I summon Apocalypse Bird, wish her good luck
Good luck!
me on the right
I'm both happy and distressed by these threads, because I worry that if the game gets more and more popular it'll just fill up with worse and worse people, especially insofar as a fanbase is concerned, and it really sucks because I want more people to like it but I absolutely hate what people do to things
The game has been out for a long time and is "done" with probably no more updates, there's nowhere to grow.
much like the facility itself, lobotomy corp threads are eternal and doomed to repeat in cycles. old anons post about the game which drags newfags in who in turn replace the oldfags after they leave.
No worries lad
Normalfags aint gonna like this game anyway
How could the manager resist Angela's tits?
Too busy minmaxing his employees
Does Knight of Despear needs a level of stats to work on her? Everyone I send, even guys with lvl 3 stats just go nuts and get bad results
I want to take Apocalypse Bird's fat bird cock in my waiting asshole. Can I see him like that?
"Hey! I want you to give me a blowjob!"
I was so hot. That dick and my fat body were so close together. And they came like a dream. I pulled them together, but then…
It was too late. Apocalypse Bird put my big hairy pussy down on front of his big cock.
He kept giving me loads on the bed for weeks. I had to beg him.
"Come on baby, let me have a taste of yours."
Praise Be to Apocalypse Bird for the quality blowjob he did.
Praise Be for the good times. And to Apocalypse Bird for the blowjob he did.
Praise Big Bird for coming to my request to the best the pleasure for the right price.
I-I can't fucking do it, the info core suppress whoever thought of this pixel shit needs to bite an execute bullet, my eyes actually hurt from squinting. having to deal with to shitty magical girl and timing her guage right before a meltdown in impossible
no. She deals pale damage which your employees are usually weak to.
High temperance to avoid dmg and HE armor atleast
I have no idea what this game truly is about, and I'm a newfag trying to lurk and spoil myself.
just play it you double clerk
im the one who's been posting the same picture of Big Bird doing the 'say something nice!' in every Lob Corp thread I see
I want to fap to Gebura getting anal fisted by Nothing There's spiked nutsack
24.99 is a lot for me right now.
Going to wait for another deal - if this game is as old as people say it is, it wont be long before it goes on sale again.
I want to fap to Gebura a few times in the morning. I am sure the sun is shining here. I think if I let my eyes adjust so that I can see the sun in the distance. When you say that a part of my body feels like an apple in its place and you say a whole part of my body feels like an apple in two places. So then I'll fap that part of myself and the whole part will feel like apples. Oh yeah, I want to fap in your bedroom! But first I want to fap in front of a mirror. Like the most flattering way possible to my body!"
As the movie's ending music comes in, he then takes off his pants, and in addition to showing the buttock of his vagina, he starts fapping, then he gets up, grabs his hands in the air to put his pussy on the top of the phone, and faps on it, as the screen says, "Fap the best.
there is no escape
Why are people sexualizing Nothing There?
stay snug, smug
>trying the fuck the apple
See the arrow?
Coffee goes there.
you could always just pirate and buy if you like, like 90% of people here did that.
Just pirate it
You're on Yea Forums of all places
Because some user asked and another user actually went through with it the absolute madman
I think it would've been better if she'd poked her head back in with Nothing There's eyes
>first trumpet
Gasp indeed
Dreaming current wont drop his goddamn mouth piece!!
>we get this instead of Angela lewds
I got frustrated and moderately spooked and I read the whole abo list on the wiki
Do agents and everyone literally never interact with the sephirahs? Physically?
Their bodies are illusionary right?
Someone must notice somethings up.
Question, how many gifts can i wear? I have glasses, fairy hand and child of galaxy brooch on a character.
of course they know theyre machines but the alternative to robosupervisor is geting gangraped by radioctive psychos if a wild anomaly doesnt do it first so of course they dont give a shit claptrap is writing their paychecks
I just saw the trailer of the "sequel". I've never been so disappointed in my life.
We're never getting another SCP management simulator as decent as this one, are we?
You're not likely to max anyone, but you are only limited by overlap: If you want to change out an ego gift, it's as simple as getting the other one without using the lock function (Which you get at agent level 5)
Never say never. With the VR boom, we might get a resurgence.
I kinda wanna do an in-situ one where you're running it from the control room, but also can leave it to the bridge bunnies and go get yourself killed playing hero.
who is the cutest box? for me it's hod unironically
Say something nice about my bodyguard
>Manager, I'm Rabbit Team.
maybe if this gets picked up by the big youtubers enough people will try and cash in on the craze, and just maybe one of those will be good
Same.
>Armor fucker made my entire staff incapable of performing attachment work
>Violet noon insta-killing everyone at the end of a long day
Actually not that bad. At least it isn't Nameless Fetus
>people who didn't get to experience wall-gazer pre-nerf
That shit got my anxiety going like no tomorrow
Fuck it I'm making one myself. See you in 10 years.
>my only good weapons are melee
>can't even scratch fiery bird before he fucks off
How much do they get paid?
What's there to even spend it on if world is fuck?
This game is funnest when everything is going wrong.
I'll be sure to pre-order user
Not sure if cyan agent is a girl
[Sirens intensifies]
The outside world is fucked, there are still cities but they are all under the wings power and it's implied there is a huge gap between the rich and poor, the worst place to live it's the outskirts followed by the back-alley, aside from that it's probably just gloomy neon dystopia from what's seen in LoR.
They progress the story and yoi'll know
Also the world isn't 100% fucked, since 'cities' exist
I love seeing abnormalities fight each other. When I get a new deadly one, I purposefully let someone pray to flesh cross to see what happens. So far, La Luna has gone straight for other abnormalities while they all brawl in the info team, Rudolta fucks shit up in the central command, and Ppodae stands outside his door doing nothing but die to Blue Star's damage..
i'd rather get vored by the wolf than look at her stupid-ass prices
>beat the slugs
>everybody goes crazy
Im sorry?
The employees have the choice between living in the slums and having their organs harvested by cannibals, or to work at LC in a building with air conditioning and food and the slight chance that you'll be mindbroken or turn into a giant wasp, etc etc
just don't make it in something shitty like adobe flash or unity
cheapskate
i want her to fuck me silly!
>t. Wolf
>Ppodae stands outside his door doing nothing but die to Blue Star's damage..
Blue star just seems to btfo all lower class abs in any shelter abnormality battleroyale experiments apparently
>wall gazer legacy
>face comes up with the scream if you forget about her for even a second
>post-nerf
>all you get is a static-y screen
I mean, it is pretty annoying when you're playing.
Yeah, that happened to me too, no idea why.
Well, I mean it has facility wide AoE damage and a shitton of health. It's kind of cheating.
>you'll never be afraid of dying horrifically every second you work yet know that if you live long enough you'll learn things you shouldn't know
Real bummer there
You do realize those prices are actually discounted right. Considering the fixers you see in the later endgame days her prices aren't really /that/ bad.
STOP ESCAPING YOU GOD DAMN CUNT THEY'RE JUST CLERKS
I've created backstories in my head for all of my employees even though everyone said to not get attached to them. I put all newbies in the Training department as a pretend training session for the first day I make them, then send them off based on their personalities
For example, semi recently I lost a pretty old employee to Little Prince, and so I brought her friends to take her down even though gameplay wise I had a V agent (with apocalypse bird blessings) who could solo that thing. It was pretty sad. But hey, it all made suppressing Yesod very easy as I know everyone.
Unity is fine, shit devs gravitating towards it gives it its bad reputation for the most part. Flash is dead though.
Lobotomy corp has been played by big youtubers. I haven't seen a single one finish the entire game except for Sinvitica but he wasn't invested in the story and also got the shitty end
Take a moment and you'll see a bunch of very competently programmed games in Unity that perform well and are fun.
The problem is that with such a low barrier to entry, making a shitty game is easy, so everyone does it.
I will be Scorched Girl's friend. It's not fair that the employees all bully her.
Living the dream
But you can never leave
are the employees even real? is the entire game a computer simulation? hokma's dialogue made no sense to me
god I hate that song
How I deal with YIN? Everything gives me a bad result and my agents keep killing themself
>Rank V Employee and his gf
>have to work on stressful ones if you're qualified for it
>but also get to work on cool abnormalities like La Luna or Knight of Despair
>probably decent/good enough food and off-time activities since the average life expectancy is low enough that it probably isn't all that expensive for a Wing to cover the cost
>when you're feeling stressed you can ask to pay One Sin a visit
>free Well Cheers! in the break room
It's not so bad as long as you're allowed internet access.
Is Melting Love or Censored easier to suppress?
>go to Wellcheer's room
>get carted off on a boat to adventure, shitpost from Wellcheer's Land
living the dream
Censored, FUCK infection type abnormalities. At least Censored can be mitigated by executing clerks.
why are slimes so hot
>tfw theyre right next to eachother in my facility
based and cutepilled
Basically you're stuck in a time loop. The facility is stuck in a time loop. Agents you hire all existed in the past and are being brought back. And this will repeat until you get it right.
Wasn't referencing the song, but any reason for the dislike?
> inb4 >ftw no yandere slime gf
Are you ready to endure the pain of physical harm or mental damage these things can dish out?
This too
Called it
What boards would the Sephiras go on?
Hokma and Binah shitpost on /pol/ every day
>Are you ready to endure the pain of physical harm or mental damage these things can dish out?
If manager is smart about it I'm only ever in real danger in my first days (when I'm a candidate for tryouts on new tools) and when manager is doing missions (and all hell breaks loose).
Or if I'm not careful around the guy with the musket. That can be dangerous too.
>forgot I can speed up work
>I'm on Day 43
: ^ )
hotel california plays all the fucking time on the four radio stations I listen to, it was even used for a report about analyzing music, of all the songs to choose they had to pick that overrated piece of shit
wait aren't these characters reversed in these pictures?
Gebura might like /k/
I officially give up trying to get dreaming current mouthpiece.
>not taking the thirty seconds to edit that border out
461362551
lol nigger there's so many days left, just keep sending people while progressing and one of 'em will get it before you know it
Dude, i sent my main as many times as possible for 8 meltdowns! Even with the lower rate each time it was successful, but no piece.
you could always just let her breach. what's the worst that could happen? :^)
A knight is fine, too.
>hello clerks, I'll be your handler for today. Would you kindly all line up please?
I dunno
hod on /adv/
Ah ok.
Is there any way to reliably work on censored? That initial panic that eats SP always fucking gets me.
But hod doesn't tell people to kill themselves
she just turns them into druggies[/spoilers]
>has a tripcode
>always posts unhelpful advice and links people to silkroad
>everyone tells her to shut up when she enters the thread
>posts suicide threats on /gioyc/
you want employee level V, 100 stats, 0,5 or better black resist
>pic
ok now i want apple femdom art
You need an Employee with Voice of a Star, Justitia, or some other kind of White Resist at .5 - and at Level 5 with max Prudence(to survive the massive SP damage) and Temperance(to get work done ASAP)
Whoops, was thinking about what Big Bird's egg was weak to when I mentioned White, it's Black
Why would you want that?
when the above dudes say max they mean properly Worked to max, not just LOB max
>oh boy this managerial tip is sure to help!
When the work result was bad, Qliphoth counter has decreased.
>when the work result was good, Qliphoth counter has decreased
But wait, what boards would the abnormalities go on?
that's good to know
DELETE THIS
I'm using a level 5 agent with Da Capo, she's got maxed stats over 100. Still barely makes it most of the time. I guess I just need to get those + success chances.
because semen contains many key nutrients that plants need, that and the pic shows apple absolutely btfoing the low test beta employees (like myself) by only producing one (1) energy
>When should I attempt my first ordeal of dusk?
After the middle of the day ends.
That's normal. Even the best agents can't do much about the initial 60% SP hit(Hopeless) + big honking black damage. Since you get bullets back every meltdown, best to use SP bullets on 'em so they're ready right away for more.
Do you have the painting abnormality? What I do is have my best employee research while the person he’s leeching HP from is in a recovery room. You can also surrounded him with white damage-dealing employees for good measure.
What's Gamma41 thinking about?
>Fucking casuals
>Card suits
Will they introduce a Club rep?
Ok I really need help, this cunt breached and his flying farp form just insta kill everybody with huge black damage
>being bamboozled
>vs bamboozling
>get by with 2-3 agents per department and usually suited to the abnormalities they're working with
>every single abnormality in central command meltsdown and the upper level agents won't make it in time while my security and welfare agents are dealing with their own meltdowns and don't have the right stats.
>A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of men who have been executed, particularly by hanging.
that's exactly what I was thinking of too
Why are the panic faces the scariest thing in the game for some reason. I don't wanna see such an ugly face on the cute employees.
Unlock the tips.
Instinct and repression at level 3 and above are the only ways to get good results, and the agent should also have high temperance and be wearing HE or above gear that is resistant to black damage.
I love smug employees.
>You can also surrounded him with white damage-dealing employees for good measure
That's my plan until I can the success increases. Also I completely forgot about the shield bullets that some other guy mentioned.
>god i wish that were me
*slide whistle as curtains close*
JUST BREACH YOU STUPID FUCK
>back to back work on SO
lol.
Doremi is cute!
Dude, screw the dreaming current, everything else was gotten on the same day and been trying to get that thing for 3 days straight.
she does a lot of work with CENSORED
>schadenfreude
You should really pay more attention to your employees working on that.
Haha no, it already breached but dealt with ti easily thanks to the management tips.
Pick up the soap.
Anyone have any sephirah portraits in the old art style?
Thanks, now I got the bloody YANG too. Did both are going to beach and turn into a huge as rape monster?
"Nope."
I wouldn't worry about it.
Make them meet each other and see what happens
Remember to give Angela lots of love, Manager
>trying to do core suppressions in days 2X while unlocking new departments and not enough gear to go around
>unlock new "This abnormality is capable of instadeath" for the welfare team
BLUE STAR-KUN IS COMING
HIDE YOUR EMPLOYEES
HIDE YOUR FACILITY
Hello?
How may I help you?
I love you
Together, we are one
Good bye
To late.
NOOOOOOOO I NEED MY EMPLOYEES
translation please, tip 1 on The Little Prince
ACTION IS COMING
I want to FUCK Nothing There
1 out of every 3 work orders needs to be insight. pretty much do 2 repression, 1 insight, then repeat.
so is nothing there actually evil or is it just desperately trying to act human, to the dismay of the agent it kills and wears?