What are some annoying enemies in video games?

My windshield is a genocidal death machine for those

>you don't
Fucking seriously? If bullets weren't so damn cheep i'd fuck off as far away as i could from this hell hole.

The sumo wrestlers from the first Samurai Warriors

NA NAAA
NA NAAA

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How do you beat them? B button does nothing

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Based

Speaking of sumo

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the Blind Deathclaw is a lot worse, they will literally follow you to the end of the map they have a Perception rating of 20.

I can still hear them approaching.

WOOOOOOOOOOOW
INSTANT DEATH
INSTANT DEATH

those fuckers are everywhere in Texas during mid summer. Disgusting bastards fuck each other like nothing else.

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>have to clean my windshield
don't forget about your radiator, if you're doing any long drives. Seen my uncle's hose burst because the whole front of his truck was coated with them once.

we need to make these fuckers extinct.

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Have sex, incel.

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Sex is fucking disgusting, especially in insects.

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the day of windshield is coming degenerate

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>tfw moved from Florida 6 months ago
I miss the weather and personal space though.

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I wish I lived in Florida, living in Beaumont is hell because of the heat and humidity is worse than Florida's. Feels like the air is made out of soup.

I like how the local legends is that they were bio-engineered by UoF to fuck mosquitos and produce non-biting offspring, only to go terribly wrong when they 1) didn't do that and 2) exploded in numbers. All to explain how these things just showed up one day.

The worst part about this is that I initially thought you were talking about the sasquatch subspecies of face eaters instead of the drugged-up human face eaters. I don't know which is worse.

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Kekd

>Enemy can paralyze you.

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>Bust a nut so fat you stay filling em up for days

My fetish

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THIS IS NOW A LOVEBUG THREAD

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these invasive pieces of shit are all over florida right now. Drive for 10 mins and my windshield is covered in their dead bodies.

why bugue fighting

Based

lovebug genocide

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>bugue
fuck off reddit

>hating on based lovebugs
Literally the most harmless insect.

THE WINDSHIELD

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>harmless insect
you know their fucking bodies eat through car paint?
have fun spending 3 grand repainting your car retard

Why are insects so fucking disgusting? I wish I could make them all disappear
>B-but muh ecosystem
Human extinction is a price I'm willing to pay.

I'm a truck driver, and I remember the first time and woke up to see them, fucking covering my skylight, it made me think I had pissed off Mosses in the night or something. They somehow would worm their way in through every fucking crack so that I was finding and killing those shits for like a week straight. I fucking hate Lovebugs.

oh so a plant can use a biological rube goldberg machine to deliver it's jizz but i can't?

2 words;
antimaterial rifle

based lovebug poster

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why are made

Why has nobody developed a way to fucking exterminate these things permanently? I'm so fucking sick of them popping up twice a year.

those bees are cute as fuck

how do their antennae move so freely through their head though?

It's easier for them to make more lovebugs than for you to get another truck.

my car doesn't run on paint tho user
are you some kind of prissy la la man who needs a pretty car

You're as annoying as fucking furries and traps with your chilidsh reddit speak. FURRIES AND TRAPS, user, FURRIES AND TRAPS.

i dont like my car looking like a nigger owned it

I fucking hate these things. How the fuck do they fly while fucking? Blows my mind, I say.

>hoses prey with cum and proceeds to suck out its insides

Sounds like something Yea Forums would jack off to.

furries and traps
furries and traps
furries and traps
furries and traps
BUDDY YOU'RE A POOR BOY

>so long gay bowser

Jesus fuck that's horrifying

>he hates free theft protection
cool its your life homo boy

DID THAT PLANT JUST FUCKING RAPE THE BEE?!

see Just make sure your car can still breathe, and that these fuckers aren't figuratively choking it to death.

I'm fine with lovebugs because they're only around for a certain time, but all cockroaches and mosquitoes need to be purged from the earth.

dont need shitty paint when they cant drive this
faggot

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It hasn't been this bad in like 15 years, I swear. It's fucking raining lovebugs when you're driving.

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FUUCK OFF I'M NOT IRONICALLY HATING YOU, YOU'RE TRULY A FUCKING RETARD

Before you go neck yourself go apologise to your parents for being a massive fucking disapointment, you fart sniffing mongoloid. You also may aswell wash those piss stains out the room you've failed to leave for more than 10 minutes at a time during your raids to the fridge which you only feebly attempt when your parent are asleep.

Cars with modern paint jobs are a lot more resistant to the high acidity content of lovebug splatter. They shouldn't damage your paint job unless you own an old ass car that looks like a nigger owned it regardless.

>reverse on top left
Here we fucking go.

The fucking bugs from Metropolis Zone in Sonic 2

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Hollow knight is a shit meme game like blood borne. Anything you say proves me right and proves you suck cock by choice.

this is the most attention i've had all week
i'm dripping with precum knowing how frustrated you are.

Insects are proof of Satan.

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No, more like it made bukkake on the bee and the bee will deliver the bukkake to another plant
it's like a flying penis for free

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Sounds like a niche Deviantart fetish

shit, the human face-eaters are bad enough, don't tell me about no sasquatch face eating spice zombies

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why the fuck is reverse in the top left? Are you fucking retarded?

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MORE FLORIDA SUPREMACY PICS

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now show how many of those people killed by insects are black or minorities and then we can declare insects are racist and that we need to ban them from our progressive world

I honestly believe that lovebugs are winning the war on windshields.

>evolution fags say this was designed

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Deathclaws are worse, especially the blind ones, but the Cazadores are still annoying as all hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=annJzNfsy5I
This video is a fucking ride, I'll tell you what

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what the fuck

The more I hear about Florida, the more perplexed I am that people live there. It's like Little Australia, do people really want 8 months of summer that badly?

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>evolution
>designed
pick one retard

It's really not that bad.

>creation fags say this was willed into existence by the imaginary man in the sky

I still prefer it to freezing my balls off. Nothing can compete with our winter weather.

I just realized the big orange part isn't the head.

>driver's seat is on the other side of the car

That still sounds like a very personal violation with those leaves holding the bee in place while it deposited its seed after coating the poor bee with sticky fluids.
>That image

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Much less macabre than I thought it'dd turn out.

kek

>another off topic animal thread
Not on my watch

None of you know the meaning of annoying enemies unless you played Ninja Gaiden Razor's Edge on the hardest difficulty and saw these faggots. Any other enemy you've fought in any other video game means nothing, they were always bullshit in the series for one thing or another but in RE they are at their absolute peak.

>High health and delimb resistance
>Gorilla damage
>Literally never stand still, their "idle" behavior is crab running around you at full speed like sharks swimming in circles around the prey
>Evasion is through the roof, practically impossible to engage them head on before stunning them in some way
>The nanosecond you attack any enemy next to them they get triggered and attack you themselves
>Impossible to counter attack because of their move properties
>Ridiculously overpowered moveset with first hit guardbreak with inhumanly fast followups, multiple guard breaks in a single combo, combo with unreactable startup frames that they can input read to punish you with, blender tier multi hit combos that go on for like 3 seconds, every single one of their moves is bullshit in some way
>throw exploding greanades on the floor that the AI is smart enough to dodge into so your attacks track into them

These enemies are a literal nightmare and in the hardest difficulty where they are at their worst the game will throw like 10 of them at once at you.

Honorable mentions also from that game for the fencer alchemists that just spam projectiles non stop instead of actual fencing and the invisible enemies that gain an attacks on the highest difficulties that hit you before you have any chance to see them.

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The way the legs dropped made me think of Valkyries in Gerwalk mode.

spice zombie, people hopped up on synthetic weed that gives them a variant of the munchies that makes them eat other peoples' faces
also makes them able to outrun a speeding car and soak an entire extended magazine of 9mm before they go down

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I hate those fucks. But not as much as the goddamn barn swallows that keep trying to make a nest at my front door.

God I hate these stupid comparisons.

>Stringshot is actually a thing
huh.

Bees, male bees in particular, have an abysmal existence. They're born, breed, and when all the eggs are in the hive and it goes into hibernation for the winter, they're kicked out of the hive to make room, where they inevitably die to some predator. Nature is a bit of a cunt.

>can't see shit
>just see eyes suddenly zooming right at you
Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>Insect thread
Is it that time again?

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Not too bad where I love

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>spiders
>insects

Just imagine it like you came on a black guy's penis and while your sperm is still fresh on his cock, he fucks your wife to make her pregnant with your sperm
it's not a violation at all, don't worry about it

that's the difference between wet and spice, the wet makes you hallucinate so much that you can't move around very fast, spice only sharpens your senses so you can run around at sanic speed, while still having wet's immunity to pain and berzerk strength

Fucking dart around everywhere.

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Fuck I was wondering why my windshield has been getting so fucking dirty today.

I'M A CHUCKSTER

spiders are arachnids, shitforbrains.

It's like Australia but worse in some ways. Brain eating amoebas, all brands of batshit crazy people, two of the world's worst shark attack beaches, and so on. We actually just had a guy get murdered by a cassowary a couple weeks back, the first recorded human death from one in almost a century.

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nope!

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I like to beleive that insects are actually biomachines created by ancient aliens to keep the planet hospitable and running

The only people that think proper winter is bad are pansies that grew up in warm weather states.

>the cope of being made fun of, by pretending you're enjoying it
fitting in nicely bro!

yeah but florida has swamp dogs at least which are the best part about living there

Arizona is better, shitbitch

You can always put more shit on if its cold, you can only take so much off when its hot.

Why can't we do shit like this? Some animals get such cool powers and we're stuck with big brains.

I thought everyone in florida had guns, why didn't he just zimmerman that bird?

this is just cute honestly

There's a lot of good about it. I personally enjoy residing in this derelict slice of Hell itself.

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This, I don't get why people every prefer summer over winter unless you spend a lot of time outside. Nothing in summer compares to wrapping yourself in a warm blanket during the dead of winter.

Tampa?

He was a 75 year old man who owned the birds and it's assumed that he tripped while going to check on them, with one (or both) birds stomping/slicing him to death in defense of their nest.

Arizona is god fucking awful and you know it.

it was his pet

>halfway through spring
>have seen like 3 bumble bees tops

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No that's east coast you dipshit, downtown Tampa is tiny.

A lot of bee populations are going extinct.

I'd like to personally genocide these fuckers

These are like a time share company. You get a free weekend vacation but they won't let you leave without their pampflets and eldritch wisdom.

fuck that dude. I hate winter with a passion. Icy roads, frozen car windows, frozen cars in general, shoveling a shitload of snow, freezing your ass off whenever you step outside, everything is just dead.
the only good thing is the all the bugs vanish for a few months which is really nice I guess

Everything that's not the northern east coast is shit. You either have shit climate, shit weather, shit animals, no shit to do, or all of the above. If its regularly over 100 degrees F or has upward of 70% humidity, its a shit place to live.

It's really unbeelievable.

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stop right now you piece of shit

based

Only bad part is the summer, but once it’s over, it’s the best. The desert is superior to the swamp, bayou boy

Yea cuz they keep flying in my ass

>*drowns in your pool filter*

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I hate living in Florida but I do like how there's no vehicle inspections.

Miami

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>for a few months
Try 5+, that shit starts dying in late October and doesn't come back til April.

It doesn't much snow anymore anyway thanks to climate change anyway, fuck living in a literal oven.

As always the best post is ignored

Flicked one of them off of myself the other day. It tried its best to survive after the shock of a flick, but an ant came out of nowhere and ate the shit out of them.

moe

You know bees shouldn't even BE ABLE to fly! So don't make fun of them.

These things are fucking shit
They wouldn't even be that bad if they darted consistently

It's a nice state as long as you avoid certain parts of South Florida, most notably Miami-Dade County.
>do people really want 8 months of summer
Being in a t-shirt and shorts year round is the best way to live.

spotted the insecure faggot

Not him I used to live in that shithole in Mesa. Central California is top tier.

i hope honeybees get raped to death by wasps, native bees are the ones dying out

I guess I never have to worry about shoveling snow because my winters only hit freezing temperature, but never actual snowfall. West coast winter is essentially just dry cold after all. I definitely wouldn't be interested in northeast winter.

Miami fade is the only civilization in south Florida. There ain’t shit anywhere else. Also, don’t go to doral or Hialeah

Sometimes you just have to beelieve.

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This one honestly needs an edit.

Based and redpilled

Why is the swamp better?

No, its really not, because wearing a t-shirt and shorts doesn't magically make 100+ degree weather and absurd humidity bearable. Fuck Florida.

So those gently undulating butts give me a boner.

Explain.

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God damn, mantises are cool.

These things are insufferable. A literal horde appears around my house the first warm day of the year. They have no sense of spatial awarness like other flying bugs and will just flam into your face at full force. We have to spray poison everywhere around the windows and doors to prevent them from becoming new tenets of our house.

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>creationism fags will say God makes that shit designs

And cute!

Don’t be outside. Stay in ac

humans can create saliva in our mouths at will and spit it out.

guys I think my dog is sick

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>annoying enemies
Okay.
1.Flame brutes in saints Row 3
2.Skorge in Gears 2
3.Dogs in Far cry.
4.Mutants in RAGE
and 5. I would say this

Plant more flowers.

Crane flies have been the bane of my existence since I was a child, they're just so fucking creepy and I'm glad they're dying out in my area. They don't even contribute to the ecosystem aside from being prey animals.

>Humidity, year round bugs, and 100° heat
I live in a cold weather state, but fuck swamps. If I wanted to escape winter I'd go to Arizona/California/New Mexico
Fuck Florida and fuck swamps

>stronger than any boss in the game, even the final
>can kill a well equipped character in just two hits
>has a random chance to appear
>if it does you should probably just restart the game and hope it doesn't this time

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Literal stringshot is kind of a mundane ability when you consider big brains lets you make shit like napalm and nukes.
Scorching your enemy to the pavement > making them sticky and uncomfortable.

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We basically have every ability thanks to intelligence.

>swamp dogs
Too bad if you know what you're doing they're about as dangerous as a doorstop.

BEST bug coming through!

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>Trust me, its a great place to live if you never go outside!
lolno

If you never want to go outside, its a shit place to live. The heat, the humidity, the fucking bugs, fuck Florida.

I can see it now as a minor inconvenience for the bee since its looking for perfume and only had to go through that weird hole, but i'm still wary of plants like that. Nature is crazy enough to shit out a plant that BDSMs an insect so it can cover it from head to toe in pollen.

Looks fine to me.

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>Miami fade is the only civilization in south Florida
Good! I live right down the street from the Everglades anyways so I'll stick to my swamp life. I don't like big cities or dense populations. Sure they're nice to visit, but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be a permanent resident.
You get used to it. All the athletes that come through here do.
Reminds me of two weeks ago at my dad's second home out in some bumfuck city called Leesburg. There was a spider with a leg span the size of my hand on his bathroom ceiling. Later on we opened up the shed out back only to find 5 more curled up dead.

Ain’t too bad. I travel for work 2-3 weeks a month, so I always enjoy my time back at home in north Miami Beach

This is honestly a miracle.

>8 months
ha I wish

>You get used to it
I mean I could get used to getting kicked in the crotch every day too, doesn't mean its a good thing to have happen.

>There was a spider with a leg span the size of my hand on his bathroom ceiling
Yeah, fuck Florida.

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Source?

I probably died 10 times to one of those fuckers on my first playthrough. Their stun wave does around 2000 damage a hit and they sometimes spam it.
youtu.be/T-EyPkNfYbU?t=305

>the plant is literally designed around the existence of a completely different being in an extremely perfect and clever way
>I'm supposed to believe that this totally happened by chance

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>chance
Life finds a way, faggot. Its not chance.

PAfag here I hate these fuckers with a passion. My cat's great at catching them but they spray constantly, they're so fucking annoying.

Tags: Softvore, bukkake

It's literally RNG over the course of millions of years.

What do spiders irk you or something?

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>When an insect or spider crawling along the leaves contacts a hair, the trap prepares to close, snapping shut only if another contact occurs within approximately twenty seconds of the first strike. Triggers may occur if one-tenth of the insect is within contact.[4] The requirement of redundant triggering in this mechanism serves as a safeguard against wasting energy by trapping objects with no nutritional value, and the plant will only begin digestion after five more stimuli to ensure it has caught a live bug worthy of consumption.

>It can actually tell if a bug is worth eating or not.

More like 10 months in the south, to all 12 months with maybe a few days of "autumn" in the Keys. It can get pretty unbearable but funnily enough Florida's summers are among the most mild of all of the US not counting obvious places like the mountain states and the upper Midwest.

It's called co-evolution dumb creationfag

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Nobody sane lives there.

floridaman.com/

My dog will chase after birds that could peck her to death and in general isn't afraid of anything, but she's horrified of scarabs, especially if they get into the house.

Only when they're in my bathroom and the size of a small dinner plate

Fuck Florida

>dogs are designed to fit specific roles and be perfect for them in every way
>I'm supposed to believe they're all just inbred wolves and not created overnight

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I don't even think they have a natural predator. I never see birds or other insects around my house go for these fuckers. God I ate them.

Never ever will it go above 93 degrees

am I going crazy or were the lovebugs nowhere near this bad last year?

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god i wish that were me

Behold the might of the American education system.

they just don't love you

>literally designed
No, literally hundreds of millions of iterations over millions of years produced that

There's a reason some dude thought about concepts like "evolution" "natural selection" and "ecological niche" and how all that shit connects together instead of just calling it "its nature lamo" and fucking his cousin.

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>take out trash
>500 lovebugs on my car
I fucking hate this state.

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They usually clobber together in one massive horde so it may not seem like a lot widespread but when the horde reaches you prepare to start fisting the air and flicking shit off yourself.

>Live in Colorado
>These things have started appearing as an invasive species in recent years
Fuck these stupid niggerbugs
Nothing eats them here and I swear they can phase through windows and doors because I can't stop them from getting inside

funny, my old golden lab used to eat june bugs like candy

Sounds like we must become the natural predator

Human saliva is a somewhat decent disinfectant.
Having healing juice in your mouth is kind of cool. Also being able to throw big big sticks/rocks is neat

Sure, just like those caterpillars that have fake heads that look exactly like existing snakes was just a big coincidence.

>Enemies spawn faster than you can kill

I wouldn't wish this fate on anyone, it's a miracle I got away from it at all.

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>have massive sky orgies that lasts for days
amazing

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*scurries under your bureau*

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Do you realize that a long time means a long time?

It's already hot as fuck here and you queers are gonna make me take my shirt off with your Florida fanboying.

Beetles are swole

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Uhh... animals breathe oxygen, eat hydrocarbons and exhale carbon dioxide because plants breathe carbon dioxide, build hydrocarbons and exhale oxygen. One type of life becomes the way it is because another type of life becomes the way it is partially because of the other type of life becoming what it is.

Didn't some chucklefuck in Texas burn like 3 colonies of honeybees?

House centipedes are harmless, they just look spooky.
They actually eat shit like ants so they're actually good to keep around

Funny how all these "big coincidences" all serve an extremely particular purpose. If it were truly RNG, we would have all sorts of random fucked up things, and yet everything lines up perfectly and each species has characteristics that fully consider the existence and qualities of completely different ones. But yeah, totally by chance yo.

>just keep some lovecraftian deities around so you can get rid of some ants bro

I'd rather live in an ant colony.

>meanwhile in brazil
youtube.com/watch?v=i-9KPe3nwaQ

>coincidence
Way to show you don't know jack shit of what you're talking about

Its not RNG, evolution is bound to happen. Life wants to keep living.

All the rng has gotten rid of random fucked up things over millions of years.

>If it were truly RNG, we would have all sorts of random fucked up things
If they were "fucked up" they would be less able to survive in their environment and reproduce.

Do you understand what evolution is?

This, and most spiders in non-australian countries are bros too who catch annoying flying shits for you. People don't appreciate us much these days

It happens by chance yes, except that kind of specialization tends to be a dead end. Most species alive today descend from generalists.

sure thing bro

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>mfw I found out they don't actually eat mosquitoes
Then what's the fucking point. At least they're easy to kill. Just tap them with anything and they crumple.

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>Its not RNG, evolution is bound to happen

And what exactly determines the path then? You have plants, which literally don't have anything resembling a brain or anything. And yet you have shit like carnivorous plants that emit a certain odor that attracts bugs and it just so happens to have a sticky mouth trap designed perfectly to encapsule and digest said bugs. But this came out of nothing.

>we would have all sorts of random fucked up things
there's a lot of fucked up things throughout history. majority of them are extinct -because- they're fucked up things

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Floridafags are just loud and obnoxious. Louisiana is way worse.

Except genetic anomalies happen all the fucking time, what do you think causes deformities and genetic disorders?
Eventually one deformity will just so happen to make an animal survive longer so it gets passed on and after a while an entire population shares it and we call that a new species. That's how evolution works. Maybe if your backwater hick state taught you some biology you'd understand how retarded you sound.

Nature determines the path, you dumb fuck. It something is maladapted to the environment and dies, it stops living and isn't around for fuckwits like you to gawp at 10 million years later.
Did you even go to junior high?

>They don't even contribute to the ecosystem aside from being prey animals.
That's actually a pretty big damn important thing.

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Is that like penis inspection day?
t. Floridafag

And you seriously believe that pic related just happened on a whim just like that?

>it just developed a head perfectly resembling a snake by chance bro lol

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Floridaman OP here. Thanks for the thread.

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Ask your imaginary friend she'll tell you :^)

I've had an ant swarm develop in my bedroom once when my dog didn't finish her food.
Trust me, I'd rather have 4 of those fuckers in my house than ants.

You sure that isn't PCP?

t. centipede

>some weird unknowable creature that created the universe made this just for kicks bro!

Being dumb fodder that reproduces by the hundreds to fuel predators is a really important role

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While you're correct dodos are the first animal to have been recorded as having gone extinct specifically as a result of human activity and interference.

hot!

>Being able to make friends with every animal ever is not a cool power
CHA builds are broken user, the brain is a red herring. You're the one ordering the pack of wolves to attack that dumb stag and bring food for you, and literally has complete control over the life of a cow as it grows worshipping you, isn't that cool enough to you?

I had no idea those things existed until a few days ago, almost completely ruined Epcot for me with how bad they swarmed the flower festival

Yeah I was more meaning the dodo is just a weird fucked up thing that barely has a reason -to- exist; it's no wonder humans caused their death so easily

:(

Why can't your magical RNG have created that magical creature then? Oh that's right, it's more plausible for 3980481957025714208654230857203943287098 of things perfectly lining up to create extremely intricate, complex and marvelously designed creatures of all sorts individually jUsT bY cHaNcE yO

I think I read they don't even have stomachs when they reach adulthood. So they don't eat period. They just exist to be eldritch horrors.

My big issue is they aren't even a main prey animal for any predators. They're always tertiary treats, I think the world would operate just fine without them.

>flame brutes
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Is it really that hard to comprehend that there's a chance that after millions and millions of years of genetic deformities and changes that there is a chance that a caterpillar formed a head that kind of looks like a snake?
Do you even know how big a million is and how many caterpillars hatch in a single clutch?

Seething homeschooled american.

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You're pretty magical :3

Best leafbros reporting in.

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Snakes scare away caterpillar's predators in that environment. Some caterpillars look vaguely similar to snakes and survive until it gets to this point.

>Oh that's right, it's more plausible for 3980481957025714208654230857203943287098 of things perfectly lining up to create extremely intricate, complex and marvelously designed creatures of all sorts
You have to consider how often reproduction happens, and how many chances there are for mutations to happen. The dice are rolled often enough every day for hundred of millions of years that evolution happens.

that's a rabbit, idiot

But isn't your failure to believe in cosmic rng leading to a belief in creationism just confirmation bias?

We need to terraform other planets, it's the only way to escape the insect monstrosities.

t. Centi-kun

Cliff Racers.

NPCs will hate on your post but the truth is often a middle ground. We know much less than atheist brainlets want to believe. Everything we know whether religion or science falls apart when we ask, why? Our existence is a miracle beyond our understanding.

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Don't worry user, they're coming with us
Whether you like it or not/spoiler]

youtube.com/watch?v=3DhdzPj4Cu0

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If the system for reproduction can't ever produce something different, why do we have people with Downs Syndrome?

I had a redneck education from the deep south and even I think you're being a moron

Go back to /x/ ya Barney

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the only people that think winter is good are faggots who grew up in cold weather states

>implying /x/ was ever wrong

Errors in production

>Everything we know whether religion or science falls apart when we ask, why?
Not really. In evolution, the "why" is "because it increases the organism's chance to survive and reproduce".

this looks more like a fly with vestigial wings

All it takes is for some insect's eggs to be on a bag or something for a terraformed planet.
Unless it's a planet that's cold all the time.

>Science falls apart when we ask
>WHY!?

lolno, that's when science rolls its sleeves up and attempts to answer.

Why are Christcucks so quick to pull the
>Oh sweet, summer child, you think you have it ALL figured out :^)
When that's exactly their belief system, that they have it all figured out because Goddunnit?

Perfect example of an absolute brainlet, holy shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=OX1-G69WLzo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That's because everything that doesn't work out dies, idiot.

>The probability of small changes over time generating huge, complex changes is ridiculous
>It all has to be because of instant cosmic magicians
Fuck off. Retard.

What's wrong with you faggot, scared of a little snow?

formerly sneedster?

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holy fuck that is so elaborate

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Except it's pretty much guaranteed that we would intentionally introduce insects to that terraformed planet to create a stable ecosystem.

Florida is the bug testing zone

Now here's something, it's just a theory though, what if, what if these "errors in production" actually provided a benefit rather than fucking someone over.
And then what if the person who had that benefit was able to spread it to more people until everyone had it.

Reminder that we will die before they even start terraforming a planet. Not even our great, great grandchildren will get to be pioneers and adventurers of a new frontier just as our forefathers did. We'll never get first dibs on the most scenic and wealthiest in resources locations on these terraformed planets. The age of true mystery and wonder is long over on our planet, and won't be on any other planets for centuries.

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>we barely understand things like gravity
>advanced physics literally looks like magic
>but we know for certain there isn't a design behind all these 23984739847184701340718 perfect things that totally just happened by chance because this is the propaganda I was fed on r/atheism
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Because those that didn't serve a purpose died out and went extinct just like hopefully you will as well you retarded piece of shit.

user, that's eugenics.

Because biology is rooted in chemistry and not physics
And we have a very deep understanding of chemistry to the point where we can manufacture chemicals to do extremely specific things.

It's true though we don't even know how anything exists
And if you keep asking why you will inevitably not have an answer. I don't say that as an excuse for people to not trust science but our understanding is of patterns on a surface level whether you want to blame limited capabilities or whatever else.

You could always try Louisiana instead. We've got all the humidity and niggers but none of the theme parks or beaches. Plus every single road in the entire state is fucked and full of potholes! Come see us!

Don't believe in Christ, but you're absolutely right. Why does everyone immediately assume that because you dismiss Christianity you can dismiss every other system of belief? Just because you can point out fallacies in a religion that openly dictates to its followers to not question it does not mean you can dismiss everything else. You have merely dismissed one (1) explanation. Not even including Buddhism, Hinduism, etc., there are several thousand different sets of beliefs that attempt to explain the world. Is it too much to acknowledge that the idea of proving or disproving the existence of an incomprehensible entity that exists beyond our universal law is too great of a task to take?

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Just moved to Florida five months ago. Already dying of heat and these fucking things don't make it any better. How much worse does it get?

At least Zaxbys is good.

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>Scares streamer

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But like what if it happened to a bug. And that benefit made the bug more likely to survive.
And then once all the bugs in that species had that same gene another benefit emerged, and then that kept happening over and over forever?

True. Our lives are too short and miserable to pay any mind to science. Spirituality is always the best way for humans to live a more fulfilling life.

I bet you think god designed bananas for your hand and throat.Burden of proof lies with the person proposing such bullshit, my dude.

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Prometheans in halo. Man fuck em especially crawlers

Those bird man things in fucking Nioh, harder than 95% of the main game bosses desu fuck those faggots

Religion has no basis in reality

>MAGIC MAN IN SKY MADE EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE
I'm glad I didn't fall for the religion meme.

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>Tfw you will never trick insects into carrying your sperm to a woman's vagina with the promise of sweet nectar

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>Skorge
Naw, I disagree

But you'll making use of the advances science has brought you like a fucking parasite, right?
Typical religioncucks.

>it's another Yea Forumseddit thinks they know shit about nature thread
Keep it up, I'm dying

>but we know for certain
Again, you're helplessly retarded. No self-respecting scientist believes without a doubt any current theories. They're just the best explanations with the hardest evidence. Space magic isn't a valid answer anymore.
>advanced physics literally looks like magic
If you're a brainlet. The more you delve into them, the less you understand but it's not "like magic", just difficult to explain thoroughly at the moment, and this changes with every breakthrough discovery.

our entire species happened by chance
we rule the planet by accident, sheer luck
there is no point to life, we just are

lmao!

One thing I don't understand is how hardcore creationists don't think that evolution is possible. Like even if there is a God, what is stopping evolution from still taking place?
Nothing, in fact you can see it in action in animals like dogs. Who's to say that God didn't give his creations the ability to keep changing and adapting for their environment because he knew that he would not be able to predict the future of his creations?

That's evolution, we've decided that it's no longer necessary for us since we're the dominant species by a gigantic margin.

This. But unironically.

Just wait til July

That's because they're from gookland where they're adapted to hibernating during the winter.

I was being sarcastic :)

>come into my pollen sac I have rock cd's

>A few obvious bait posts derail an entire thread yet again
Holy fuck, why are you guys so fucking stupid and obsessed with proving you’re better/smarter than someone else? How come nobody has learned to take some posts with at least A FEW grains of salt?

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Just look how aggressively upset people get over stating a simple lol

I know I was trying to get at that.
Not trying to be proponent for eugenics, just trying to explain to an user how evolution works.

They do eat mosquitoes, but only baby mosquitos when they themselves are larvae.

Not proposing anything. I think the answer is unsolvable. Why assert that everyone who believes in an unknowable entity that exists beyond universal law is an idiot? Without me asserting that such a figure exists, could you disprove the idea that one exists?

Who said I was supporting any religion? Without any assertion on my part, disprove the idea that an incomprehensible entity that does not abide to our universal law and exists outside of it does not exist.

>because he knew that he would not be able to predict the future of his creations?
Then he's not god, god is infinitely wise and omnipotent/omniscient according to christcucks

meanwhile the world is filled with the horrible accidents and creatures that should never exist as a result of evolution and the medical science to keep them alive past their due
nature throws whatever crazy shit it can at the wall and works with what sticks

Dogs don't evolve, even the 10,000 years since dogs have been domesticated are far too short for evolution, much less the hundreds they've been actively bred. Dog breeds are "intelligent" design (i.e. artificial selection) by dumbfuck humans who make them maladapted to anything other than the one thing they're bred for.
Look up the health problems that "pure"breds have, it's ridiculous.

We would've had Disney World if our politicans were't so historically corrupt

>disprove the idea
Burden of proof is on those presenting the idea

TORI
ABUNAI

Well then why couldn't he, in his wisdom, allow it to take place?
Even religious folks nowadays are saying that God doesn't have as much of a hand on everything as he did, maybe he created everything just to see how would pan out.

I don't need to. It's an unscientific assertion that has to be taken on faith.
Without any assertion on your part, convince me why I should give a shit about the potential existence of such a thing, much less pray or build my entire life/society around it.

Just wait until your first major hurricane senpai

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Artificial selection is basically the same mechanic as natural evolution except it's being abused by intelligent life forms (humans) to fulfill certain tasks.

Enemies that burrow, become invulnerable, and just have you wait for 3+ seconds while they pop up and attack, which is often easily dealt with.

The people who do get it won’t appreciate what they have anyways. It’ll be just as boring for them. You don’t seem very 24/7 grateful you’re not dying of siphillus/the plague and not living under a tyrannical lord for instance.

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The worst part is the same points and posts and arguments have gone on for a decade or longer. Its the teenagers and underage, I swear man. They cant help but bite because of their faggoty nature.

Yeah that's because they're inbred. You'll notice that any animal that tries to remain the same instead of taking on new genetic material tends to have that problem.
And you could argue, in fact I would argue, The dog breeding is just a selective form of evolution, since it uses the same genetic mechanics and achieves the same endgame.

That's just the logic Christcucks use, that god is omnipotent/omniscient

>that one character that's a complete bro but you want absolutely nothing to do with them

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You're not really wrong, we barely understand shit, but we have to keep going. But why organisms are what they are is better understood nowadays Think of it like an ever changing game of roullette where the chosen number gets to spawn the next roullette, and each number is trying to weight the game to favor itself. And the pointer is connected to another roullette that is also going on at the same time.
You can't simply understand a single animal and complain about it being out of the standard of evolution when the whole point of the damn idea is that everything is connected in some form. That retarded snake-headed caterpillar is weird when you look at it from your cushy room, but you have to also look at where the fuck it is or what it does to understand it.

Now every time you look to the sky and don't see a giant meteor the size of mars coming straight at you yeah, I'm calling that a miracle. I fucking love big bro Jupiter.

I'm not asserting the idea. I'm saying you cannot disprove it or prove it. The burden of proving it or disproving it is upon you. Your posts imply you are an atheist. Without citing fallacies you found from Christianity, provide your rationale as to why no entity exists. I'm not talking about Christ, or Yahweh, or the Buddha, or anything else. I'm talking about the general idea of such an entity existing.

You shouldn't. If you've looked at everything that the world contains and feel like there's nothing there, then simply live with that. I'm not asserting you should fold and pray to something you're not sure exists. I want rationale or evidence as to how an entity could or could not exist.

I mean I wasn't saying that any religion is necessarily right but rather that science itself is a form of logical religion until we can explain literally everything in our universe. Amazing people are slowly doing that but answering the question of why anything exists has no answer yet so why do people try to throw away the idea of design? If growth and evolution can continue indefinitely through the use of artificial+organic means then what's the evidence that we aren't an extremely complex design of a higher race? Such a race might as well be a god compared to us. And if god exists, how does god exist? Why does a god exist? It's not explainable yet so I find the idea of atheism especially in todays context an absolute joke. We engage in belief systems everyday.

I know exactly how you feel. my family has been dealing with them for well over a year all because of my brother's son's she-boon mom unintentionally giving them to us.

they're out of my room because I went crazy and threw out almost everything,nuked my room with spray multiple times, and got an actual bed with a frame instead of a mattress on the floor, as well as metal wire racks for my clothes and shit, and they haven't come back in months at least for my room only.

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Man, I remember picking up a longlegs as a kid and it literally managed to draw blood on my hand, actually hurt too.

The point I'm trying to get at is that I don't understand why Christians can't embrace that it does happen, when there's proof of it happening in our era.
You're just saying the same thing over and over.

Underrated

apparently they also eat bed bugs too

this one

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>Already dying of heat
m8 this ain't even summer yet. Just you wait, one day soon you are going to walk out your front door straight through a wall of boiling liquid air. You ever been somewhere that gets so hot you can feel the heat being absorbed into the asphalt of the roads through your shoes?

>letting a darkie into your house
>letting one of them breed with your family
You deserve it user

Will we still, in our lifetimes, experience a video game so advanced that the enemies literally evolve as we play?

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Please tell me (because I can't remember whether it was just a real long fever dream or not) I distinctly remember these fuckers swarming towns as if it was a fucking plauge. Former Shreveport resident btw.

>find a stone cross in minecraft
>out of all the block types and shapes available it creates a cross shape
>i'm supposed to believe this was happenstance and not overt brainwashing by the devs

>tfw spore was shit and we'll never get to play will wright's actual vision

What's the fucking purpose of these things?

How did they come to exist?

>You don’t seem very 24/7 grateful you’re not dying of siphillus/the plague and not living under a tyrannical lord for instance.
I do, if only because I'm on Yea Forums all the time and get to see what kinds of people those shithole countries produce

>What's the fucking purpose of these things?
Like the purpose of all life, their purpose is to consume, reproduce and then get eaten by something.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1633

>dying of heat
>may
You're gonna have a bad time friend

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>The burden of proving it or disproving it is upon you
The burden of proof is upon those presenting the idea

>The point I'm trying to get at is that I don't understand why Christians can't embrace that it does happen
I just told you why twice, because those christians believe god is omnipotent/omniscient, there's no need for evolution and the idea that god would need to leave it open-ended contradicts their idea of what god is. If he's omnipotent/omniscient, there's no reason for him to do that, he doesn't need to because he already knows and is everything.

Why dont they just breed more birds and predators to eat them?

You get used to it, or you don't I guess.
Publix is the best grocery store and their subs are god tier

my bro has already cut ties with her a while ago since she's a piece of shit, it just happened because her dorm at the college she went to had an infestation and they came home with my nephew one unfortunate night when he visited her.

i'm saving this bait, thank you

>and got an actual bed with a frame instead of a mattress on the floor, as well as metal wire racks for my clothes and shit

>I stopped living in filth and squalor like white trash and the bed bugs went away!

I agree. I just think most people tend to raised in a christian environment, point out all of its fallacies, but forget that the rest of the world has other ideas as to what created us and why it did so. Apart from other religions, there's also the general groundwork of an entity that no one attempts to work with. Christians will point to life and try to connect it to the Bible and justify the existence of their God. Most atheists I've encountered point to the Bible or merely attack the points the Christians made first. They do not point to life and work from the ground up. If they do point to life, its to relate it to Christianity. For example, I've encountered an atheist who pointed at the suffering that some people endured and asked why would a god allow such suffering and for a life to be wasted. When I suggested reincarnation and the idea that suffering leads to a deeper understanding and appreciation of beauty, they didn't know how to respond. They kept relating their argument to Christianity because of the environment they were raised in.

>I just told you why twice, because those christians believe god is omnipotent/omniscient
And I'll tell you straight up I've never met a real Christian who genuinely believed that every single lifeform on earth is perfect
I'm not sure why you're trying to start an argument with me-- oh wait this is Yea Forums

remember when we, as humans, once thought bullets were magic
haha guess god really does exist huh, I mean how else can you explain how stars work

Well that's why lots of christians don't believe in it, take the explanation or leave it.

I live in Melbourne by Orlando, it's a fucking nightmare these fucks are every where.

? Nothing except the alchemists are annoying. Unless you're talking about RE and even then most enemies are basic.

More specifically the purpose of anything living is to preserve information, since that is what DNA is, and it's the one trait links every living being together.

In the future, they're going to make super soldiers with that shit. Mark my words.

>all the incels mad because bugs are getting laid and they aren't

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They don't necessarily believe everything is perfect, just that god made everything, therefore there's no need for evolution. They believe god just made it all.

DIO'S MIO!

STEP ON THE GAS HONEY! WE'RE GOING BACK TO MEHICO!

Very well. In order to prove that a god or higher being exists, one would have to provide evidence of that presence. It's impossible to do so without pointing to physical matters, like other people's lives or nature. To disprove such a being exists, one would have to find an absence of their argued presence. To do so, one has to point to the physical yet again. If such a being existed, they would exist beyond universal law, meaning we could not comprehend it. In addition, an entity would not be physical because everything that is physical is subject to change. If eternity exists, then it is stagnant. Thus, a god would not be physical because if a god is eternal, then it would not be physical, meaning there is no method of obtaining physical proof. You cannot measure that which cannot be measured. If we cannot comprehend or have the chance to comprehend it, how could you prove or disprove it? You cannot. You're merely left with faith or no faith. That is my assertion.

>More specifically the purpose of anything living is to preserve information
That's not actually the purpose of life
The creation and preservation of a species' DNA is independant of the species itself, animals only follow base instincts like "hungry", "sleepy", "horny", none of them except humans really give a shit about preservation.

bumblebees are cute as fuck

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what if you make it to new vegas?

They're like little robots

Why are bugs so cool bros?

THICK

>tfw a pretty flower will never slurp you up in a wet kiss and not let you leave unless you spread its pollen somewhere else

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>Very well. In order to prove that a god or higher being exists, one would have to provide evidence of that presence
Yes, and this has yet to happen, nor has anyone ever come anywhere close.

Faith has no basis in realty or fact.

Are you shure man? I love in Littleton and I've never seen these.

Every single enemy in this

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Yeah man, surprised you haven't
I used to live in Greenwood Village and I live in Denver now, I had one ruin a cup of tea I made by hanging out in my mug before I poored in the water just before the first frost killed them all.
Haven't seen any yet this year, though.

How does wanting to eat, sleep and fuck not equate to caring about self-preservation?

SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY

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I kept my room clean but I had a big ass wooden bureau and some other small wooden furniture that gave the little vampire nigger jews plenty of hiding spots. the mattress on the floor was probably the biggest thing that got my room infested.

Nibba again?
Scythe-spam and UN is ez. IS-Ninjas in 2 are on an entire different level.

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Ants are fucking monsters, I'm so glad they're tiny and dumb as hell.

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i want to burn them with a flamethrower

just come on down to the basement nothing bad down here.

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Trigger warning

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Yeah but your initial post wasn't about self-preservation, it implied that animals all have a central ideal of preserving their own species. Animals aren't capable of thought, they just follow instinct. It's not like they try to achieve self-preservation for the sake of continuing their species, they do it because their instincts are designed to make them try not die.

Because then you need to breed predators for the overabundance of birds that now exist.

Final Fantasy IV, good times.

>Lives in filth with mattress on the floor, probably doesn't even use sheets half the time
>Clothes likely piled on the bare floor, clean and dirty alike
>Spouts /pol/speak like a mongoloid
>Blames blacks despite choosing to live like white trash subhuman filth
You are what you abhor.

am i the only one who thought as a kid that this was a single 2 headed insect and not 2 shitheads fucking each other?

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Also known as the chips and nacho cheese problem.

fuck ants

No, you read more into it than I said. I never implied it was a conscious process, but everything about evolution is just DNA trying to exist as long as possible.

>gives you heart disease
wewlad

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>all these replies
Why are atheists so insecure?? Have some respect for the unknown you armchair einsteins.

Science and religion cannot exist without the other. This is fact. Go look at what civilizations had the most significant scientific contributions. Tip: they believed in sky daddies.

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not monsters, just organic robots

It wasn't religious civilizations. It was the oppressed intellectuals in those civilizations that got shat on by the sky-daddy believers.
Ever heard of Galileo, you fag?

The RNG does fuck up all the time. That is what a genetic defect is.
Sometimes the RNG works out well. That is why there are a few people that are naturally immune to HIV. And over a long time, the people with the lucky good mutation would make more babies than the not lucky ones. Then those babies would make even more babies. Eventually after millions of years, the "mutation" is a common trait.

>even when there's no wind, they move like a leaf in the breeze
Stupid bug

Ok, this fucker's trolling now.

And no one has disproved it either. Which will never happen, I might add. But you've made your mind up, so I'll leave you with that.

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>Have some respect for the unknown
Evolution is a known, though. Saying stuff like "how did this just happen BY CHANCE?" shows a lack of understanding of what evolution is. That doesn't change that I know there are lots of unknowns in the universe.

Meanwhile in Dallas it's like 100°F+ and humidity only a little below Houston and North Florida. Much worse than 90°F and higher humidity as in South Florida imo

>cunt who pushes his teammate into a trap
this is why people votekick

More like no self respecting scientist openly disregards hypothesis due to the lack of data. It just means they have no data, not that X thing certainly doesn't not happen and does not exist.

KEK
youtu.be/jFkk3qjuu1U?t=37

They've made their mind up. Leave them be. All you'll do is just rile them up. They think that because they can dismiss some fallacies in the Bible, that there is nothing else in the world and that there is no other system to tackle.

And they wouldn't have something to push them to reform their discoveries if it wasn't for the oppressive sky daddies. The negative press also helped cement their findings even more.

What a fucking moron you are.

Theres plenty of unknown variables in the theory evolution.

Thats right. Run away.

Doesn't need to be disproven if it both has not been proven and has no basis in reality in the first place.

What if I said that God created evolution and all the means of measuring nature so that we may admire it?

Technically there's always some amount of wind. Unless they were in a vacuum, then they'd probably be dead.

The kakapo literally shouldn't and wouldn't exist without human intervention. Not everything that's put on this planet succeeds, you're just seeing the success of the things that happened to work out.

>annoying
How can they annoy you when you're dead as soon as you see them?

Yeah man i've never seen them so far, my real issue are earwigs. I had to keep all my clothes and shoes in plastic wrap to insure they wern't hiding out in there, I shit you not literally every morning I would have to pull all my furniture out and gas the living fuck out of them just to keep them at bay. Not playing this shit again this year, I'm spraying raid on every corner of the outside of my house.

are those mantises? that would be so cool to have a bunch on my hand like that

I'd say that's a lot less likely than other explanations that have a basis in reality

>BZZZZZTTTT

And what of the existence of something that existed beyond the scopes of measurement, of something that existed beyond perception?

From hentai and back to this board and into this thread, I do wonder what my dreams will consist of tonight.

Who's to say god isn't a reality. If he exist and didn't want to be found I'm sure they'd have the means to achieve that feat.

literally the only reason to live in Louisiana is the food
nothing compare's to mom's cajun gumbo and fresh caught boiled crawfish
i miss it so much now that i live in Georgia

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How has nobody brought up this asshole right here?

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>Who's to say god isn't a reality
Reality
I'd say take less acid

replace popeyes with raising canes. popeyes is shit tier compared to canes

and where do that caterpillar that look vaguely similar to snakes come from?
Mutation?
So there were caterpillar that looks like everything else like eels or the head looks like chicken, but they didn't survived so we never see them?
Then where is those examples of living things these days?
Something that obviously doesn't fit into the nature, yet they exists because mutation.

And what about reality says definitively that god doesn't exist in one form or another?

>Burden of proof
Going in circles, dipshit, stop any time

>muh reality
don't even bother user
This nigger is narrowminded and is not down for discourse

NEET bird.

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They're actually a type of stick insect. You can buy them in most places for pocket change, and all they need to survive are bramble leaves, some humidity and room temperature. They also get pretty big, like 7-8in.

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I wish I could get out of fucking louisiana but being a neet doesn't help that

It's not even the cold weather. Winter up North sucks ass because of all the fucking snow. Snow is just a giant inconvenience if you actually own property and have responsibility and aren't some gay ass NEET or city boy.

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>cane's
>in Georgia
the best we get is fucking Zaxby's which is like cane's but shitty, faggot

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He's talking about the picture
You know
The louisiana one, not georgia.

I mean the image, you fucking hillbilly moonshine slurping inbred

considering its eating a wart honestly looks pretty satisfying.

Because summer weather without humidity ain't shit. it's when its like 50%+ humidity when you want to die.

You're doing the same thing though.
>God doesn't exist because of reality says so
>reality exists because God says so

this has been a surprisingly comfy thread

>Caterpillar lives in an area where most of it's predators are themselves preyed on by snakes
>The Caterpillars that look more like snakes are less likely to be eaten
>This goes on for millions of years

Boom. It's not that difficult to understand

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No, I'm not.

I don't believe god exists because here is no evidence of it, and the entire concept is derived of ideas and other concepts that also have no basis in fact or reality. There is no hypothesis that can be tested and results observed that support the idea.

Burden of proof is on christcucks. I say evolution exists because we have evidence it does, there is a basis for it in fact and reality. It was a hypothesis that through experimentation and observation was supported, and thus became a scientific theory.

Where did lovebugs even come from?

>he doesn't live in a neighborhood that gets sprayed
lmao nerds

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>IS-Ninjas in 2 are on an entire different level

Yes as in they are the easiest of all the iterations by miles

>lol just cheese the game LMAO

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Fucking UF fags thought it was a good idea to create these bugs

To add, if you say time travel exists I'll say the same thing. No evidence exists that it is possible, nor is it possible to test any hypothesis that suggests it is. Its fantasy just like the idea of god until that changes.

Its okay to say you don't know if a god exists or not.

>muh millions
statistically you need about a billion for a 1 percent chance for something like that to happen.

As a kid I spent 2 hours in that room they infinitely respawn trying to kill all of them before giving up.

Cazadores are annoying as sin but I kinda like them because they're so fucking tanky they actually encourage aiming for something other than the head. You shoot out the wings and pick them off while they terrifyingly scurry at you on the ground.

awful thread desu

You pull on a ring trigger with index and middle finger while moving on first gear to instead go into reverse.

Its also okay to say the very concept has no basis in fact or reality as we know it and is dependent entirely on faith, believing with no evidence or proof, because that is an objectively true statement.

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>Watch a bug fight
>There's a big-ass beetle fighting any other bug
>The other bug can't harm the gigantic beetle and the fight becomes a 1 sided curbstomp

It's not fair bros...
beetles should be banned from bug fights

>You need billions for something with a one-in-one-hundred chance of happening to happen
How do I into maths?

Why is there literally NO MORE LAND in Florida anymore?

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Nah, beetles are the perfect counter to giant hornets

They get eaten immediately while the snake chaderpillars live on.

The proof is all around you. Everything in our universe works too well together not to have had some kind of thought put into it saying its all random is just as asinine.

>The proof is all around you
Shut up, hippy.

What, and miss out on beetle vs beetle mirror matches? Fuck off scrub.

Can't believe I'm still here, good thing I remembered you can shift+click to hide threads, it's as simple as that!

Just hover you cursor over the thread in the catalog
Hold shift
Then press down on the left mouse button and....

Presto! The thread will now be hidden, go ahead and try it now on this thread.

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earwigs fucking suck, yeah
I'm just glad I haven't seen any in my apartment yet

Why do insects have such violent ways of killing each other? I mean, it seems even more violent than our typical ways.

>seething insecure atheists feel the need to trot out their tired pseudisms
Like clockwork

Hello.

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This but unironically, early game creepers are really fucking annoying to deal with

>he doesn't want to believe that he's a pure accident
lmaoing at your egocentrism