BioShock Infinite

>Playing Bioshock Infinite more than once

Unless you're achievement whoring 100%, there is no reason to ever replay this linear garbage shitfest.

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Didnt stop him from having the last battle be you and a giant robot bird killing blacks and robot Abe Lincolns

Edgy kid that will be miserable your entire life

Oh god user, please, I'll talk. Anything but that.

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It's infuriating. It has every bad decision: Respawning enemies, ammo is lost for good, only 2 weapons, salts are limited, but you can respawn indefinitely. Why even try?

absolute seething

I don't because I respect minorities and hope the best for everyone :)

I've never understood blowing your cover there. Why the fuck would you out yourself like that just to virtue signal?

Maybe I'm treading on old ground here but I hate pompous surface-level social commentary like this
>FUCK niggers and race mixers, am I right fellow upstanding citizen? I'm sure you agree with my cartoonishly evil opinions, so take this ball and toss it at the filthy nigger lover. Surely, you'd never toss it at another white gentleman like yourself :)

Clearly whoever wrote this shit expects you to throw it at that awful caricature of...What, exactly? 1930's American ideals concerning race relations? Are you supposed to feel virtuous and clever for being above such laughably outdated, one-sided rhetoric? It's like modern artists who parody Cold War paranoia as if perfect hindsight doesn't completely detach modern audiences from the real fear people felt back then. It's a fucking empty statement, it's lazy

You know how Elizabeth bends over to look at stuff? Yeah, that's enough for a reason for me.

I respect all colors, creeds, and nationalities, and I would humbly invite my fellow bros to join us. Game on.

I always did because you're trying to maintain a cover. Booker blowing it to virtue-signal makes no sense.

Plus, yeah, it's gross.

>First-Person Game
>On-screen button prompts for throwing a ball

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based

>playing shitty western game
throw virtual rocks all you like, but you're part of the problem

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I also watched Matt's video

I clapped, I clapped I saw the contrarian!

THIS ONE TIME I PLAYED GERMANY IN HOI4

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Don't fucking remind me about this game bitch
Unless you do so with Liz porn

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she cute

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No, retard. It's not meant to do any of that.
It's a horror segment. In Bioshock. If it wasn't obvious from the audio ques, it's the same as the spider slicer at the beginning of 1.
You're not in a nice place and this is your awakening to it.
Your choice is irrelevant and the point was shock value.

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Elizabeth is for non-consensual sex.

God, what a fucking garbage game.

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>every time
how many times are you playing this game?

>Look at me I'm a contrarian faggot, look at me LOOK AT ME

Are you fucking stupid? Do you actually think completely unsubtle commentary about racemixing ideas is the same as the apolitical spider slicer which was pure buildup? That entire scene with the ball doesn't lead you to be afraid of anything on a gameplay level, it's just supposed to be shockingly racist because it's commentary. It's not equitable

>It's a horror segment
How can so much retard fit in one single person?

Get a load of this guy!

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It's a redditors worst nightmare.

only americans can't understand this game

glorified and godlike figures like Washington and Ben Franklin, the whole bigot religion, even time travel was pretty enjoyable

it doesn't have the creepy atmosphere of the first ones, but the sheer contrast between wonderful scenery and all the entire population of a flying city that wants to kill you not because they're mad because of some bottom-of-the-sea algae, but because they're bsaically flying rednecks is what really hooked me up

but still, the DLC where you go back to Rapture is proof that they missed the balls to continue to use Columbia as a setting, and pandered the audience

"smart" game for stupid people

Shut up you fucking yuropoor redditor tranny roastie.

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>he doesnt play sniper + revolver + crows
You only have yourself to blame

I remember when Yea Forums was a little, just a little better
we used to talk about how cute was Elizabeth dancing in the beach, and how much we wanted to fuck our daughter and shit like that
now it's just
>shut up shill
>shut up discord tranny
>shut up SJW

well, fuck

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Why do some people hate this game with such a passion?

Don't come back

>I remember when Yea Forums was good
>in 2013
die newfag die

Reminder that Booker literally got a message saying "DON'T GET #77"

fuck that shit

2013 was the year of shitty art game faggotry to prove that mean old roger ebert wrong

last of us, bioshit, gone home, etc.

shittiest year in video game history

i'm sorry

i kek'ed

Lol no? Yea Forums literally never liked Infinite. You're retarded if you think Yea Forums wasn't freaking out about SJW's in 2013.

I want Elizabeth to shove her Twin Peaks in my face.

2013 was bad but 2018 was hilariously terrible.

post the pic

>completely unsubtle commentary about racemixing
Is this all you think about? Do you have any non-political thoughts?
You can't pick up on being forced to lynch someone under the threat of being lynched? Of a seemingly ideal civilization suddenly turning on you? Brutally killing people you were just pleasantly walking by because you're literally Satan?
It's not a good scene, but damn son. Try thinking beyond reactionary outrage.

The 2 weapons limit was completely pointless and only existed to piss me off personally.

Bought the collection because I remember playing Bioshock 1 back when it first came out and enjoying the atmosphere. Outside of a fine pair of tits that exist for only a few scenes and a stupidly illogical story that takes the multiverse concept and just reduces it to "le constants and variables meaning no matter wut there's always a city and a girl teehee" is Infinity worth my time? I expect no.

It had Revengence so it wasn't all bad

unironically based and redpilled

I'm not the reactionary /pol/tard you think I am, you're just a retard if you don't see the commentary woven into Columbia. It's literally in your post but you somehow think that it's non-political

this but unironically

this but actually unironically

Is there a mod that removes the weapon limit?
Is there a mod that adds cosmetic changes if you upgrade a gun?
Is there a mod that makes Infinite a better game?

>I'm not the reactionary /pol/tard you think I am
I can see the entire braindead conversation leading up to this without even having to click through.

Man this fight was shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, biggest bullet sponge off all time, and there is no ammo, fuck it .

oh sweet children of summer

Yea Forums loved Elizabeth so much it was full of waifu threads
you are in denial
and I never said it was good, because Yea Forums was never good
it was just a little bit less political, and more naive
it was just about games you know, and how much they also wanted to fuck Roosevelt's daughter

GrossGermanum is fun, but the red pill is playing as Poland and conquering the Soviets.

The commentary is more against isolationism and fanaticism than it is outright for anything.
You remember what happens in this game when the black people get their way? I don't think the game is saying much in terms of peaceful getting together and racemixing.

have sex

If you're trying to imply that just because there was people making waifu threads with her (which granted, she's never been as popular, even in her hayday) it means that Yea Forums ever liked this turd of a game, then you need to neck yourself.

HELLOOOOOOOO

Gameplay-wise, it was a downgrade in every possible way from Bioshock 2, but game journalists only looked at the "deep" story and the "provoking" social commentary and started handing out 10/10s.

The only thing I remember from that game is that Lizzy's moaning did funny things to my peepee.

have cope. sex harder. seethe

if only you could read my first post, you'd get what I'm saying
>implying Yea Forums ever liked anything
no, but there were little, brilliant moments in this game that made it a little different from the first Bioshock, and some people liked that

this game was shit, but it was a nice experience
never replayed again

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the gameplay is generic COD tier shit when compared to the earlier games in the series and everything that could be interesting about the setting is dropped halfway trough for a shitty multiverse plot that only exists to establish a poorly constructed canon for the series and for some lazy twists

Game's like "We have 800 guns, but you have to pay money to upgrade them one at a time idiot"
Also game: "Fight this Siren and die 3000 times oh btw you lose coin every time you die. Good luck sucker!"

Also "Girls just want to have fun" on a fairground organ. What the fuck was that about?

Fans were never going to accept the further streamlining of the gameplay.
Levine has always had his throne sniffers defending him but with Burial at Sea it was blatantly clear that a lot of Infinite was pullled out of his ass.

Which is enraging in its' own right, because these jack asses write like they're Siskel and Ebert, and tend to forget they are actually VIDEO GAME journos. Literally who cares how deep you found the story brainlets, tell me about the combat and mechanics.

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"DUDE, IT'S DA MULTIVERSE!!! HAHA LOOK 80'S HITS BEING PLAYED IN 1913. REVENGE OF THE JEDI BEING THE TITLE! I'M SILLY!"

"It ain't me
It ain't me-heee
I ain't no senator's soooon, no"

I hope they play that while burning Moro villages in the Philippines in that timeline

Loved that game.

But the DLC was a missed opportunity : Bookerstock was my favorite character in this one.

>Tfw no game about a priest who used to control a flying city for himself who goes to an underwater city and become a private detective for hire.

Absolutely fucking cool man, the stories write themselves.

>Booker sits on a chair and lets himself get locked to it
>is helpless against and old blind man drowning him
>Sees a sign saying "Kill the guy with AD marked on his hand," looks at his hand with AD marked on it and makes no attempt to hide it
>Gets told not to pick #77
>goes out of his way to pick a numbered baseball, makes no attempt not to pick #77
>can decide to try to cause a disruption and blow his cover by throwing a ball at the carnival guy
>gets his ass beat by a girl like 3 times
>is too stupid to remember he sold his daughter
Is Booker retarded or what?

cringe

Are there people who needed a video to come to this idea?

you underestimate the stupidity of the average eceleb bootlicker

This is Yea Forums.
Anytime someone brings up an interesting point they almost always got it from a youtube video.

There should be a list of opinions you can't have anymore because some faggot said it in a youtube video.

Bioshock 2 is better. BS:I would've been great if it weren't for how much they deviated from that E3 2010 beta to the watered down garbage with the worst story telling in the entire series. It was stripped of it's dark atmosphere and horror-esque setting that made the first games work. Elizabeth is LITERALLY the only likeable aspect of the game, and mostly for porn because her character's not even written well.

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If I cared enough to find the threads I could literally show 2000's forums I was in making the same point about the original Bioshock doing the same thing over harvest/save. It's an FPS, you expect to point and shoot.

I'm guessing you're talking about TTLG, I don't doubt people made the observation, those people knew what they were talking about.

Average Yea Forums user doesn't know shit.

>utopia
>outsiders and degenerates try to ruin it
Same with Wolfenstein, Far Cry 4 and Man in the High Castle. Why is this a trend?

I just wanted to say that ecelebs and their mindless cocksuckers should all be skinned alive
that is all

1999 mode is the definition of unfun.

Damn, you guys are faggots.
Maybe he just doesn't want to circlejerk with you?
You guys are mad he's calling you out?

eceleb worshippers always get super pissy when you insult their idols because you're basically insulting a "close friend" of theirs

No kidding. Snowflakes.