Why is there still no game where you play as a slime?

Why is there still no game where you play as a slime?

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hard for you to self insert huh

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>play as slime
>get human form and OP skills anyway

What's even the point?

Dragon Quest 5 and 6, also 7 technically if you use the slime hearts.

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Rocket Slime + 2 more games in its series if you can understand Nip

I'm kinda shocked that Tensura has done so well. It's an isekai where the MC is a fucking slime, and when he is in a human form he's androgynous with long blue hair and yellow eyes. Most of these isekai MC's are generic Japanese people with black hair and dark eyes so that fat fucking neets can self insert.

What gives?

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Too fun for the average "gamer" I guess. Putty Squad is close.

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made me lol

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I thought that was a fat or preg tum from the thumbnail
disappointed
This was the game that got me into DQ, somehow. Very good

A boy and his blob

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Fuck the slime. Where are the monster sim cities spin-offs?

Because it actually stands out (a little) among all the garbage that the isekai genre is saturated in

it's actually stupid because a "human form" should have been him with a blue jellyfied human body

it's the exact same wish fullfilment bullshit as every other isekai
>b-b-but the mc is a slime
yeah a slime with godly powers that turns into a human form after 5 minutes

Gish

>no one here played fucking slime bob
disappointed.

GIWTWM

How can Japan compete?

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It subverted my expectations a bit, when he absorbed Shizue and learned how to transform into humans I thought the rest of the series would be him transformed into what he looked like back before he died.

uhhh nevermind thats not it. Must of forgot the name.

I want an RPG Grand Strategy hybrid game based on Tensura. Kinda like CK2.

Who?
I wish we had some game like that OP im gonna suggest Slime Rancher to you i know is not exactly what you are looking for but it s pretty fun and there are lots of slimes in it.

Claymates kinda, I mean you're a soft blue orb so may as well be.

The most popular manga currently.

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I'm watching this anime now I have no idea why it was rated as highly as it apparently was
>15 minutes of everyone fucking around and being unable to accomplish jack shit
>Rimuru rolls in and curbstomps big bad
>repeat except let Milim do it once
Not to mention Rimuru is the very definition of a Mary Sue

Smart Ball on the SNES (I recommend you get the Japanese version "Jerry Boy" and apply the fan translation if you want the story and town segments cut from the localized version)

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You meant ?

>monster sim cities spin-offs
I really want this now.

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>dies wishing he fucked more women
>vows to be the incarnation of lust if he gets reborn
>zero libido in his next life
gay shit

Probably waifus and the fact it's an isekai.

It's just one giant genre of wish-fulfillment with a few fun exceptions to the rule.

I thought she was pregnant in the thumbnail

would have been much sexier, a shame really

It's annoying how later on in the novels it shows that every country outside of South Korea is run by corrupt shitheads and proceeds to talk about how great and pure South Korea is. Sure, nationalism is fine, but be subtle about it.

Any kind of media that does this shit just irks me, It was annoying when it was done in GATE with Japan being shown as an unbeatable power that has never done anything wrong.

Same with American media, America is never the bad guy, they're the good guy who never does anything wrong. It's jarring to see major powers portrayed in such one dimensional views of being good/evil.

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Now imagine if she were pregnant and had pancakes that big

a slime really

It's one of the few that attempts to do something different.

It does it incredibly poorly, and is hot garbage, but it's different enough that retards pick it up off the shelves.

The Americans does a decent job of making America look somewhat corrupt and not as pure as the media would have people believe, shame it's created by a bevy of fucking kikes though

i want to hug that slime

This, im honestly amazed there is virtually zero fanservice throughout the whole show, all there is is a few shots of Milim's ass and a handful of bath scenes that show absolutely nothing

Why are there no games where you write your own isekai?

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He's barley a slime half the time and HE IS a generic japanese, the entire story is generic, Overlord is much better

is ooze part of the slime family or a completely different branch?

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>click thread for fatty belly
>it's some blue shit with eyes
yeah ok I'm out of here

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Is slime the unluckiest isekai victim?

Think about it. At least most of the rest have functioning dicks. What the fuck is the purpose in living when you're a slime with no sex drive?

I want to create a slime army through asexual reproduction

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get fucked fatfag. your image describes yourself. would have been okay if you expected a pregnant woman, but you have garbage taste and we're better off without you

Yeah, it's interesting to see the MC slowly lose his humanity as the story progresses until he's really fitting the name of "Overlord". Shame the anime was hot fucking garbage though.

But user, what if She sucks up the blob and her belly gets fat and jiggly?

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Thats a very particular cover of One piece.

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The novel turn into total shit after 100 chapters, just like other korean crap. The bullshit nationalism in this one is really high.

Isn't there that one 2d pixel indie game were you are basically the thing, stealthily oozing along ceilings and walls eating people and adding them to your mass.

Why is it that all of these isekai stories are only fun for the first few episodes of set-up, and occasionally the resolution of the first minor roadblock?

Are there no isekai series with any kind of stakes? I can understand not killing off the hero, but in every single one of these fucking stories I start rolling my eyes the 80th time every single member of the hero's entourage manages to narrowly avoid dying or some shit.

It just makes these fantasy worlds seem bland. Where's the edge, where's the frustration of burying your new friends because it turns out hunting monsters isn't a job with decent life expectancy, and that's why the pay is good?

Is One Piece even close to being finished yet?

He could likely give himself a dick/vag if he wanted
Honestly it makes no sense for him to NOT have genitals since he can mimic whatever he absorbs and his default appearance is essentially a younger Shizu