Game has character classes

>yaaas
Literal old businessmen trying to be hip

Haha! Wow, this is a funny thing to do! I'm gonna share it on my Facebook page! Haha! Liked!

>different colored boxes for your whopper
ok

The Salty Meal better come with extra salt packets.

Burger King is the king of terrible marketing decisions.

I thought the "Whopper for 1 cent if you order it using McDonald's wifi" was pretty funny.

r/aboringdystopia

>tfw it’s for mental health awareness
>literally for Yea Forums

The fuck's this based on?

>none of them are pink and costs more
an improvement, to be honest

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>dgaf meal
I actually had to look up what this meant. Why do people have the need to use acronyms in everything?

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What’s the last one? Why is it covered?

Why didn't they choose actual emotions like depression or loneliness? That way they could have coupled each sale with a free psych session. You know, to actually help treat mental illnesses while making a profit?

>Burger King spoofs McDonald's with not-so-Happy Meals
>Burger King debuts unhappy meals because 'no one is happy all the time'

Too lazy to type it all

It says "blue"

>Wonder Woman logo
>pissed off

Immediately thought this too

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>tfw the only burger king in my city is closed

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Oh it makes sense now

twitter character limits

Eric Striker's take on this was great. They're selling people's disenfranchisement back to them. Capitalism is based af amirite

youtu.be/PjxRUEA0Tdo

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>What meal would you like? How are you feeling today?
>I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die

Link it pl0x

Schizo here. No amount of awareness will wipe away my nightmares

Fuck BK

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>salty meal
Haha no kiddin!

lol'd

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tlttia

wait, is this an awareness campaign?

yes
delish.com/food-news/a27375840/burger-king-meals-mental-health-awareness-month/

that's fucked up

>Blue Meal
YO LISTEN UP

You never know user, maybe some boomer will eat BK, learn about mental illness and start to fund support for you and more.

It's not about actual mental illness, but rather tumblrina-tier mood swings

What the fuck does Yaas mean?

>Buy a schizo meal
>it's a raw fish and 3 crayons
what the fuck burger king

>"Not sure who needed to hear this today, but it's ok not to be happy all the time," Burger King wrote on Twitter May 1
>Not sure who needed to hear this today
So they’re literally not even marketing toward any particular group, just throwing shit out there and hoping the masses flock to them instead. This is literally the video game industry and their “We want the [people who don’t even buy games] audience” mindset at its finest.

What are you? 150?

>Buy an anorexia meal
>it has nothing inside
Fucking BK

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No, retard, that's a phrase people really use.
>not really sure who needed to hear this today, but you're beautiful

>bulimia meal
>filled with ipecac
FUCKING BURGER KING

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>Buy Bulimia Meal
>5 Whoppers and a Bucket
FUCKING BURGERSTOP

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>Buy yass meal
>Grape soda and cold, soggy fried chicken

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>buy tranny meal
>meatball sandwich and a hotdog

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>Asperger's meal
>Literally just burgers

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>Buy bipolar meal
>It's half cheeseburger and half fish sandwich
FUCKING BURGER KING

>buy depression meal
>It's McDonalds happy meal

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>Buy depression meal
>It's just burger king
T-thank you guys

FUCK YOU AND THIS THREAD
ITS NOW A FUCKING PISSED MEAL THREAD

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>hear how WOKE BK commercial is
>expect Gillette wokeness stupidity
>see it's really nothing
Probably "My boss is a creep" is the closest you could get to woke. And the YASSS meal. Could be a bit more funny. Certainly doesn't make me want to boycott BK, though I generally don't like BK anyway.

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ishygddt

>Buy DID meal
>It's just a happy meal
Fuck you BK

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does it come with a razor blade and a free download code of a linkin park song?

And you idiots still say capitalism is a good thing. News flash: NOTHING is sacred if it can be marketed. Just wait until companies start using anime girls to advertise their products. What will you do then?

>Buy pissed meal
>urine samples inside

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That's the 2006 gamer meal

>Buy dyslexia meal
>It's two patties sandwiching a bun

>Just wait until companies start using anime girls to advertise their products
>he doesn't know
God I love newfags

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who is this supposed to appeal to? please, someone explain to me what kind of demographic they are trying to appeal to?

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In the end it doesn't even matter

>buy YAAAS Meal
>biscuits and gravy

>pissed meal
>all the ingredients for a burger just angrily thrown inside of the box then pissed on

>Just wait until companies start using anime girls to advertise their products
Already happened, dumbass

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You're a bit late buddy

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>Wait

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its snarky and disses on McDonalds
its certainly interesting marketing

God I fucking hate marketing. Working at the hotel, the sales and marketing team were the most insufferable fucks I ever met.

>ghosted again, guess i'll be alone for the rest of my life

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Get your own attitude, posers
you will NEVER touch the 90s levels

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>boomer
>they knew

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It wasn't supposed to be like this
Nuke this nightmare world already

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Those are for Japanese markets. When some trendy fast food chain in America starts selling burgers in ahegao wrappers for all of the ironic weebs out there, Yea Forums will be throwing a collective tantrum.

>buy the DIY meal
>it has a whopper, a small cola and a noose in it

Has anyone actually gotten anything written on their lockers in school? I see it all the time in movies, but i've never seen it in real life.
i'd still fuck the skank girl

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>he doesn't like the ANGRY Whooper

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>That was already 6 years ago

>he doesn't know about companies culturally appropriating Japanese culture in order to sell their products

feels bad man.

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>its snarky and disses on McDonalds
no it doesn't
>its certainly interesting marketing
no, it isn't.

this is perhaps the most non-issue commies bring up when they talk about DER DANGERS OF LATE CAPITALISM
>Just wait until companies start using anime girls to advertise their products.
anime girls and the push for animes focusing on them exist specifically as marketing tools retard
so what if Arbys decides it wants an anime girl as a mascot. is it really more worth focusing on than the dangers of corporatism and globalism

yes wageslave teenager, I will have one school shooter burger with extra cafeteria bomb pickles please

Didn't Arby's?

>Yes I would like one salty meal please

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>purple has literally the exact same face as onion wojak

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I've only tried Burger King once back around 2011 or 2012, and I remember the burger not being very good.

>Buy ADHD meal
>Go one my phone instead of eating my meal

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except culture is the only reason I have to live

Sort of. I believe it was more for drawfags than for weebs though.

>I'm really smart so I'm IQ
>i love tech so I'm kid vid
>I'm great at photography so I'm snaps
>I'm crippled so i'm wheels

Have normalfags not realized that "[x] awareness" is always just a scam?

>this godawful ironic weeb schlock
I have actually started refusing to walk near Arby's with how terrible their ad campaigns are

>be actually pissed off
>go for a burger to calm down
>some faggot at the register asks if i want a color-coded box to signify to everyone how fucking butthurt i am
>now i'll take an assault charge to go
this seems like a poor decision even just in terms of how it would function

>Buy a normal meal
>It's a wife, 2 kids and a dog
Send help.

>gets proven wrong twice
>keeps going
Nigger just stop. Arby's been publishing their stuff with general #nerd shit for like two years now, jumping off of vidya and anime releases.
Pandering to 4chin niggers is a reality now

>Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh- Yeah.
>I'll have a depression burger with extra anxiety, and hold the paranoia.
>Uuuuuhhhh- and can I get a side of bipolar fries with that too.
>Oh - uuuuuhhh...
>Can I get a suicide salad as well.

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what the fuck do you know of culture
you built your culture off consumer products

everyone in america basically has for the last 100 years.
and things of culture have already been used to market other stuff (see disney)

>Buy autism meal
>It comes with a Sonic the Hedgehog toy

>buy butthurt burger
>it's covered in ghost peppers

>Buy Woke Meal
>It's empty

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How do I destroy Arby's

Didn’t realize we like in Cyberpunk now.

>how are this corporation use my corporate idols to sell their products!
>WOW NINTENDO IS SO BASED

>Buy paranoia meal
>Refuse to open it

What the fuck is the message here? "Use our fast food as stress relief"?

>Buy a few meals for me and a few friends
>open up the box
>gets whopper with no cheese,
>second friend gets original chicken sandwich
>third friend gets bacon king

>tfw all the r34 replies and the reactions to them

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Got a different guy fren, but better luck next time.

Sounds like the McNig experience alright

>buy self-loathing meal
>it's a protein shake and 600 grams of tuna

>Arby's? THIS CORPORATION, using my favorite owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisha and Shonen Jump!
>Someone needs to stop them!

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING BURGER

>using my favorite owned
*my favorite characters...

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>Burger King
No thanks.

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>Buy Existential Crisis Meal
>Don't even get handed a box
>Still feel full anyway

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At least those corporations actually make things while Arby's does nothing but destroy and misuse.

We've been living the cyberpunk dream for years now. Only problem is we don't get any of the cool tech to make it bearable, just the mega corporations, crippling sense of meaninglessness, and gradual erasure and replacement of the individual of the individual with safe prepackaged ideas.

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>buy alzheimers meal
>buy alzheimers meal
>buy alzheimers meal

Turning it into a meme is more hurtful towards the cause.

I fucking hate how normies just use depression as a zany way to stand out.

>LOL ANYONE ELSE WISH THEYD GET HIT BY A TRUCK XDD

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It's more so the undertones of the advert.
capitalising on depression to sell boigers

>those comments

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based user

wait a sec, you might be on to something with a hotdog sub

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FEEL BAD EMOTIONS
MUST CONSUME FOOD

What skank even mean? Non burger user here

>At least those corporations actually make things
things that they want you to BUY

>Want to buy anxiety meal
>Can't work up the courage to order it

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trashy slut

>Buy a tranny meal
>it has hormone blockers in it

I bet some of you idiots are actually gonna buy this. And I bet some of you idiots that bought it won't realize you have the taste of garbage in your mouth.

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>Wheels
The only way to top that would have been to name him "Legs"

slut
roastie

>game has identities
ftfy

>buy schizophrenia meal
>"and here's an extra order of fries for your tulpa sir"

...how the fuck is this a school thing?
Why there where nothing even close to sexy talk in my school?

>buy PTSD meal
>

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bk has some pretty decent chicken sandwiches

Students in America are extremely licentious

>boohoo i live my parents
what a cuck moving out was the biggest mistake of my life

Honestly, I think this is a good thing. Whether or not you like Burger King is up to you, but I hope we all can agree that bringing awareness to mental health issues is a noble goal. And if they can do it in an interesting way that breaks through the clutter, all the better.

Fuck I never want to see another MRE again.

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I like it. I really do. It's so perfectly fucking retarded but unfortunately I won't ever eat something from a fast food place that isn't a basic salad. I am fascinated what if any will be the outcome of this. Probably will be just some self backpats for some sanctimonious bastards but still interesting.

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Not the exact same thing but I got KKK spray painted on my dorm room door because some dindu thought a plague mask was a Klan hood.

There probably was, you just weren't in on it.

I'm okay spending money I'm not okay seeing things I like whored out to people who don't even have anything to do with their creation.

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Agreed.

What the fuck is that anatomy?

/r9k/

That's why it should had been more funny. The teenager being bullied in what usually leads to teen suicide isn't really something you can fix with a crappy meal.

how many figurines and posters do you own
do you buy dvds?
how much of that do you really think goes to the artists

it's a living sauce packet, what do you expect?

I don't see the correlation

Not much specifically for the reasons you're describing.

then you need to hang out with condiments more often

Isn't "yaaas" supposed to be a happy thing? Doesn't it mean "yeees"?

If you look closely at the end of the advert, you would see that they are only selling this in Seattle, LA, NYC, Austin and Miami - places full of young woke liberals. Meanwhile the fat fucks in flyover land who eat BK every day and vote Trump will never know about this.

A giant corporation is finely playing every segment of American society. God Bless America.

The real pissed meal would be something soothing and nostalgic to calm you down

number 15 burger king's pissed burger, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's piss

Pretty gross.

I haven't read a thread this funny in fucking ages. I can't be chuckling like this in a doctor's waiting room you fucks. Oh god my sides

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either way
companies using things for marketing is the least of problems of "late capitalism"

What harm is any of this when there are so many other problems caused by consumerism

why did I laugh at this

The only one that's had any success with that is Wendy's, and it's only success in the "bantzing the competition way" and has had no impact on their actual sales.

What would a Yaaaaas meal taste like?

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>buy agoraphobia meal
>it's delivery

>ghosted again, guess i'll be alone for the rest of my life
hits too close to home

Tumblr bleeding pads between some roast beef with two shitty buns

Fucking really? Now even their nuggets are PC?

I'm glad Americans have found even more ways to commodify emotions.

Calling the authorities on behalf of your new wife.
Enjoy jail, user.

they're 1 dollar but aren't really worth that honestly

It's a retarded way of saying yes.
White women and faggots co-opted it from black women since white women have been morphing into bitchier, more entitled, and somehow even more annoying versions of black women for the past 20 years.

>buy berserk meal
>its just pepper spray rigged to spray you in your face the moment you open it

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>buy obesity meal

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Better than my waste of mspaint.

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>order comes in 5 years later

>and then detonates in a fiery burst of napalm
>and operatives have already been dispatched to rape your family to death
>and your dog

Fucking hell

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real mental illness is horrible and bleak, people trapped in their own heads or in a nightmare world, shitting their pants and constantly either struggling on their own or getting by with the help of others
woke mental illness is having to live with your parents at 23 (muh student loans)

>MODIFIED
Can't fool me.

>22990g of sodium
>22.99kg of sodium
>50.684274lbs for burgers

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>burgerking normalizing childrens use of the crude form of the word sex

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>order cis white male meal
>order comes out right every time, never any mistakes

Burger King disappoints me every time I go there. It's the only fast food burger place in my university and I fucking hate how tiny and/or flavorless everything is.

Protip: These kinds of commercials and shit don't really bring awareness to mental health issues.
What the fuck is with white people and thinking people aren't AWARE of these issues?
I'm AWARE that people are starving.
I'm AWARE that rape is a thing that exists and am bad.
I'm AWARE that some people are fucking crazy, especially with all the tranny shit you fucks keep trying to shove down my throat.
I'm AWARE that bad shit happens.
People don't need to be made aware of this shit, they already are, they just largely don't give a fuck.
Like how the fuck do you fucktards not already realize this?

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if you're gonna be dishonest you could at least make a half-assed photoshop effort to make it look like it isn't carls jr./hardees

is this american comedy?

>ghosting
Why the fuck does this term exist? Why not say "ignored"? Fucking Sooners, I swear

They’re all the same thing. It’s just trying to compete with McDonald’s “Happy Meal”

go there and stay reddit faggot

>50
64 if you factor in all of it.

they do they just love jerking themselves off over raising "awareness" to dumb bigot retards like you who need to be told how the world works :^)

Do you need an angry meal?

>box is shaped like a boat

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>They’re all the same thing
What a dumb fucking gimmick. This could've been at least somewhat cool if they were different meals with their own themes

>sides are potato fries and an apple pie

But they need to realize that all they're doing is pissing off all the people who don't think like them, and trust me, that is the VAST majority of the population on the planet.
Despite what white SJWs think, most of the rest of us aren't down with all this weird tranny shit or moronic ad campaigns trying to sell me a fucking heart attack sandwich because "abloobloo, people are sad."
They need to fuck off.

a happy meal makes you happy, apply this

Does that mean burger king will come out with the cunny meal?

It's a marketing gimmick.

what?

I've already mentioned this but "awareness" is a scam. Never donate to an "awareness" campaign for a disease that you care about. Your money will be going to merchandise and ad campaigns.

>Don't Give A Fuck Meal

>YAAAS
>YOU
>ARE
>ALWAYS
>ANALLY
>SUCKING
>(MY COCK)

Why were most the people in the fucking ad depicted as making shit life decisions?
>Single teenage(around) mother.
>Woman throws a public tantrum after quitting her job.
>Black dude literally fucking tosses his phone away after being rejected
>The Arab looking dude is gay.

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They've been doing this since the 60s mate

In that context it doesn't mean sex though. It's just a generic vulgarity used for emphasis.

>Anally sucking
That's quite some skill though.

Is the kid in the picture a girl or a boy?

It's an abused boy.

Damn I feel bad for him.

its a boy

I hate anime now.

actually even muslims support shit like LGBT quite often in the west

till we're eventually conquered by this kind of subversion, then they'll be throwing them off rooftops again like they do in their own countries, and the ones who pretended to be so moderate and tolerant wont lift a single finger to stop it

T-Thanks doc

even worse, it normalizes the use of a word that considers sex as like a meaningless vulgarity

those are the kinds of people who eat fast food the most i guess lol

if u dont laugh u cry evertiem

>even worse, it normalizes the use of a word that considers sex as like a meaningless vulgarity
So does saying "what the hell" make me a satanist? Buddy, I'm as anti-fornication as you can get and I freely say fuck every other sentence.

its still fucking degenerate to use vulgarities around children especially the one which when looked up will lead to 900 billion porn results

please don't reply to me aspie

i think you already know that

What do you think

It's not meant for children
And they don't expect for you to say "I'd like one 'Don't give a fuck' Meal" anyways.

>Be Toppo
>Sit on your fat ass and do nothing throughout the arc while your teammates are getting raped
>Do a couple dabs and yell "JUSTICE" so people think you're participating
>White knight for Ribrianne when 17 beams her
>No acknowledgement on her part
>She tries to act tsundere around Jiren in the special
>Jiren then beats up the guy you jobbed to, even when he attained a new form and is now miles stronger than he was when he fodderized you
>Call Vegeta a second fiddle, internally congratulating yourself on such a sick burn
>Your fragile ego is somewhat mended when you shrug off Goku's balding son's Kamehameha without a scratch
>Your fragile ego shatters because you're unable to land any good hits on a much weaker low-test mandroidlet for several episodes
>Effeminate lizard shoots you in the back until your shirt's shredded, exposing your six-pack flabs to a laughing audience
>Humiliated, you draw upon the power of your GoD and become moustached Terry Crews
>First order of business is to rape the effeminate lizard
>You're high as fuck on your new power
>Still can't land any hits on the mandroidlet, though
>YOU SERIOUSLY CAN'T LAND A SINGLE HIT ON THE MANDROIDLET
>Suddenly Vegeta approaches, looking a little bit bluer than before
>High on power, you attempt to assert dominance
>Vegeta literally blows you the fuck out
>Out of power, you revert back to your fat, fat self for everyone in the peanut gallery to see
>Your GoD looks at you, disgusted
>Your Supreme Kai is in disbelief at how short-lived your peak performance was
>Your universe's angel, struggling not to laugh out loud, smirks and says "Good job."
>Unable to lift yourself off your back, you have to be lifted up by Dyspo, the only one with enough sympathy to even look your way
>Jiren straight-up roasts you in front of everyone for being a sellout AND a failure
>You secretly wish for erasure so that you never have to see (or be seen by) anyone again...

>ghosted again
>spoken by attractive tyrone who could probably bang any college-aged white or mexican chick he sets his eyes on
Why do you hurt me BK? I actually like your shitty food. But, this betrayal...

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>>The Arab looking dude is gay.
Really? I'm pretty sure he was sitting next to his dad

>one of the largest fast food chains in the world
>using pissed
>using fuck (albeit in acronym form)

unironically won't someone think of the children?

Only reason I thought he was gay is because of how close he was sitting to the other dude, and the fact that the other dude offered him the spoon he was just using.

they have these value menu meals at taco bell so its probably a parody of that

What the Fuck did I just watch?

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user I hate to tell you this but kids older than 11 say piss and fuck to each other when adults aren't around

>gimmicky meals that come in special boxes
>not for children

ah yes, the manchild and "independent womyn" generation

literally wtf lmao

I'm sorry to break your delusion black boy

That's because all unattractive people clearly aren't functional human beings and all commit mass shootings user, duh. If they ever show any human emotions make sure to call them an incel and tell them to kill themselves.

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>multinational corporations should pander to kids by reflecting their most degenerate behaviors

yeah this capitalism thing is going to go well i can see already

weimar soon

>ah yes, the manchild and "independent womyn" generation
Yes, that's who it's for. I don't know why you answered yourself in this post.

>its an awareness campaign
>give us money
are the big wigs of BK sociopaths

Nigger you have to go through hundreds of pages of google results to get to the FIRST porn result from googling the word fuck. Are you actually retarded?

The guy is clearly 20-30 years older than him. The kid says he's living with his parents because of student debt. That was his dad.

Do BK executives really think depressed people are gonna go to BK and be like "Hey can I get a sadboy meal please.." How out of touch with society are the people in marketing?

Faggot

>co-opting other people’s mental health issues to sell shit

Late-stage capitalism, everybody.

It's not meant for kids

>tfw eyeballs begin to materialize on on the bun of the burger and it starts barking at you

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i suppose search engines have improved over the years but still

you think there is nothing wrong with this, even disregarding the political shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=XqHYzYn3WZw

>The guy is clearly 20-30 years older than him

You better remember those words when you turn 50 and still want to bang early 20 skanks

There's more to those burgers than that, user.

Everyone gets ghosted, cute people and niggers too.

No, because I’m not a pussy who gets upset about hearing bad words.

yeah just 19 year old single moms who totally can raise a kid by themselves

fuck burger king and the kikes in charge of it

makes no difference i havent eaten from a single fast food joint in literally 5+ years

god damn degenerates

youtube.com/watch?v=ng4C2HMH664
hmmmm

>go to BURGER King
>order chicken nuggets
Ill never understand people who do this shit. Go to a chicken place if you want chicken.

having a problem with a thing does not equal having a problem with children associated with a thing you brainless moron

>Fucking Sooners
Why does this term exist? What does it even mean

A number four and a piss meal for my boy, please.

Soon™

Reminder that the "This sucks...Except when Wendy's does it" crowd are just more evidence that this sort of marketing works, since they've inadvertently decided that one multi-million dollar lard peddler deserves special treatment over the other precisely because of their marketing campaign.

To be fair you shouldn't be going to burger king to get burgers either

Can you get 10 nuggets for $1.49 at the chicken place? I think not.

>hot dog meat ground into a paste folded into a small hotdog bun
>advertised as oyster style
>transgender meal

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someone had to top gilette and holy fuck they set the bar lot higher

Isn't Burger King closing a ton of locations

Thats not what I said. I was commenting on your clearly not knowing the basic functions of search engines. Or just being so fucking stupid that you think merely googling the word fuck would for some reason return porn. I wasn't trying to make enlightening commentary on the nature of children swearing I was just poking fun at you for being a common sense lacking, out of touch, moron.

well, it was a term for those who cheated in the Oklahoma land rush. now the inferior university here has them as a mascot.

You can get even better, real chicken nuggets at a chicken place for slightly more.

Salty meal seems redundant. I'm sure they're all salty.

>Ahhhh b-but nintendo

A Happy Meal is bland generic shit because you're already satisfied and don't need anything to make you feel better

Has anybody else ever noticed a weird thing where you always remember Burger King being better than it actually is? I don't get it with any other fast food place but it always happens to me with BK. I've mentioned this to a few other people and they've agreed as well.

hi retard, arbys called and took that throne

thats called confirmation bias

i like burger king

No, demonizing swear words is a fucktarded puritan practice for boomers. I fully expect that the majority of swear words save for shit like nigger and faggot will become no more than slightly rude words in 50 years.

and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

fuck

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Honk fucking Honk

Also fuck that bitch who quit, who cares if he's a "creep" you're a shitbag who throws a tantrum and makes a mess someone else will have to clean up. Fucking people like that are cunts

Why is this making me hard what have you all done to me

Accepted this fate when I was 12 and got abused by my babysitter. She beat my ass all over her house for a pair of scissors she said I stole. Bitch misplaced them and took it out on me because I wouldn't clip her coupons at the age of 8. CPS didn't do shit. Cops didn't do shit.

"Graduated" 8th grade and went to a High School where I knew no one all because my mom went there. When she went there, it was mostly white kids (85%) and blacks (15%). Now, when I went to High School there it was 95% black kids and 5% white kids. She was expecting the same experience and education she got.

Prior to all of this, my dad left my mom and my mom gave up hope.

I had to raise myself as a man living with all women.

I believe in God but holy fuck have I been dealt a shit hand.
Whatever, my destiny is Heaven. I'll be last on this earth if that means being first in Heaven.

Man the disconnect between Arby's tweets and their actual product is so fucking strange. Like how are you talking about anime and wafius when your primary consumer is a trucker at a loves

>M-muh black people
Yeah nah, you deserve everything that's come your way

>DGAF Meal
>YAAAS Meal

I've seen ISIS videos that left me less disgusted than this image

Which one has the foot lettuce?

Niggers ruin everything, especially education.

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For me?

I'ts a large Yaaaas meal.

>pissed meal
BK couldn't even properly cater to idiot vegans with the veggie whopper and now this degen shit lol. Fuck BK and their mooshy burgers.

Report to the Goof Troop!
Bob-a-loo bop boppa loo wop! Yeah!

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

As much as I hate niggers this has to be false at least number wise. Literally everywhere I go nowadays is filled with the filthy fucks, you can't escape them. Unless 75% of whites are holed up in the middle of nowhere I simply don't understand where they all went

this entire thread

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CAN YOU IMAGINE ACTUALLY BEING AN AMERICAN?

This shit is both hilarious and pathetic, I feel sorry for you guys having to deal with it.

>I'm great at photography so I'm snaps
That is NOT why she is called "Snaps".

> I won't ever eat something from a fast food place that isn't a basic salad.

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I would buy a meatball sandwich and a hotdog for the price of a happy meal

The American negro minority and its dominance in all aspects of violent crime is well documented and factual. Even though there are over one hundred million more whites in the US than blacks, at the LEAST they keep pace with us in terms of crime. But yes modern society is bringing out the worst in everyone.

Holy shit, I can't unsee the goofy nose

>I'm AWARE that rape is a thing that exists and am bad.
>am bad
A-user, is there something you want to tell us?

>yaaas meal

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Americans, why? Why are all your fast food chains pulling stupid shit like this? It never happens here.

Remember when BK unironically thought they could dethrone Ronald McDonald and was talking shit about how their garbage fries were better than McDonalds'? Now they have depression meals. Poor King.

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I don't know. I only bother with Wendy's and Chick-fil-a. Most other cheap places are mushy unfood.

Based. If only Canes hadn't taken a shit in quality.

Is it just me, or has Yea Forums had amazing threads this past week?

>Can't be happy all the time
>This is allowed
They really couldn't try to not be blatant woke zoomer bait

>urine samples inside
There could be a market for this. Weed's still illegal in many states.

true, their sauce is still nice though

They would just outsource the samples from India or Thailand or something.

So its not just the dipshit teens and coons at the 2 near me? Its consistent? Because the chicken is just so fucking... thick and squishy now, with so many nasty fatty string of shit in it. No idea what went wrong.

I'M PISSED ALRIGHT

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So if you order an IDGAF meal do you say "ideegeeehef meal" or "I don't give a fuck meal?"
Salty meal seems redundant for fast food as well, not to mention it's "face" is more neutral than anything.

yeah it's here too. the only non sit-down place that had actual good chicken in the past 5 years for me is slim chicken and that's a long drive aways

>Buy a trial meal
>its fifty pounds of deer meat and a wheel axle

As long as it includes bagged milk I'm good

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What's with advertisements pushing only minorities now? Theres not 1 single white dude in that commercial lol

don't you know, user? Minorities are exciting.

White people are above eating at BK now. BK accepts this.

Minorities are gullible tribalists who adore it when corporations/politicians transparently pander to them.

It's sad but it shows they're scared desu. The US is still whiter than they want it to be, and it will be for a while so they're trying to portray it as a caramel cesspool on TV now.

>Never got to keep a friend
>This guy was nice to me because he didn’t wanted me to be alone
>Eventually become friends

>Send him messages each week but he keeps ignoring my messages.
>Usually takes him a month to send me a response.
>”Ah user, I forgot about you”

>Ask him if he want to hangout
>”Sure user, I can this Thursday”
>[Friday] “Sorry user, I had to do something, but we can still go out this Sunday, it will be 3 hours”
>[Sunday]
>>He comes late and goes earlier
>Tell him it’ll be better if he decides which day to meet again
>”I’ll visit you this week”
>Wait for him to respond
>2 weeks later and still no response, even after messaging him (he read the message)
>Think I fucked up in the last visit so I check his Twitter if he said something about it.
>”I’m moving back to another state” -3 days ago
>Still not a single response.

Why no one likes me?

They're trying to capitalize on the growing trend of pseudo-depression. You know all those cringey memes about "OMG I AM LIKE SO DEPRESSED?!" followed by a gorillian upvotes and "YASSSS ME TOO!" Comments? This is what an out of touch fast food joint's hip millenial marketers came up with.

VIDEO GAMES

Stop being clingy bitch.

Because they know you like boys.

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I absolutely fucking despise this trend. Just because something unfortunate happens and it keeps being on your mind doesn't make you "depressed", you're just fucking sad. You know, a fucking basic human emotion. Everyone's so goddamn obsessed with getting pats on the back that they go around and spew this kind of shit. I've been sad for weeks before, I've thought about suicide, but I get the fuck over it. I've got plenty of reasons to be sad; I've never had a real father figure, the best relationship I've ever had ended abruptly, my mother has been dead for 4 years, I have a small penis, etc. Yeah it's real rich coming from a faggot user who's blog posting on Yea Forums but getting over sadness is what makes the better parts of life what they are.

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>i'm so depressed and suicidal :(
>surely this greasy fast food will make me feel better

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damn, she took it like a champ.

No one wants your life advice micro dick, go to a therapist.

Have sex.

You still read my post though

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You should try out VRchat, user. Find an avatar of something you like and go look to introduce yourself to people with an orange or purple colored nametags.

People on there will like you.

What do you expect from a generation that grew up hearing "everyone deserves love and acceptance no matter what, everyone gets a prize for participation, everyone is special and unique"?
These people grow up, come into a world that doesn't give a fuck about them, yet they still crave the validation and attention their coddled upbringings gave them. Since they're not special or talented, they need to stand out in other ways: namely the self-diagnosed mental issues they so much parade about. Hunting for the recognition and privileges a disability grants and suffering none of the downsides an actually ill person goes through.

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Following up with this - Do not let yourself be demoralized if you find yourself struggling to talk to people. You really only need to befriend one good orange (known)/purple (trusted) user for the game to evolve into something no one here on this weenie board ever experiences.

You sound like a clingy homosexual user, not even memeing. Guy probably thought you were gay for him.

>something no one here on this weenie board ever experiences.
I know I'll never experience white knighting for a clingy gay person who blogs on video game boards.

lol

Does anyone else have a crush on their therapist? I know shes only pretending to be nice to me, but it feels good anyway.

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No because I’m too unmotivated to even seek one out, its much easier to complain about my problems on an anonymous image board.

Fuck off. Humor and absurdity is the best medicine.

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god, I want to do things to kyouko

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>buy gender disphoria meal
>"Here's your revolver, sir!"

>OU
>Inferior
Either Texas or osu fag

YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH I HAVENT HAD MY PISSED MEAL YET HOW CAN IT BE A PISSED MEAL THREAD THEN

>be about to move out with a stable job
>fail my exam by 3% causing me to fail the semester by 0.3%
>i have to reapply for next year
tfw 24 and still havent moved out

>Buy a Love Meal
>Its a Plastic Burger and fries

absurdity is escapism, camus was a hack

trips dont lie

> buy an anxiety meal
> nothing inside
> Nothing jumps out!

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