Let's have some fun with nw Yea Forums:
>1. Go to talktotransformer.com
>2. Input vidya quote or lyrics
>3. Get something funny and sexy
>4. Post in this thread
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Ryan Miller
Other urls found in this thread:
usui.edu
student.stpisti.rr.edu
cunny.edu
talktotransformer.com
polygon.com
i.imgur.com
imgur.com
twitter.com
Michael Rivera
Eli Roberts
hat might be the most widely used model of sexual inequality. In a study of women in Hong Kong, she found the typical woman has approximately 50 percent more sex partners and the typical man 70 percent more. The authors compare all female sexual encounters in the area with those in Hong Kong. "A typical woman is expected to spend around 15–20 minutes having sex with a stranger," she writes. "A typical man is expected to spend around 4 to 5 minutes." She also claims to have found that women in the US are more likely than men to use condoms in the presence of partners. (Her conclusions don't bear repeating here.)
The authors note that the average sex life of Chinese people is less productive than in all other developing countries, and that couples in China tend to have fewer children than the average family in developed economies. They also
Thomas Roberts
>cute catgirl
Allison is a super cute catgirl with sexy eyes and a little bit of a wild side! Just a little bit too wild for your typical male catgirl...and Allison had the foresight to take in many different kinds of pussy and balls and it works great for her. As we can see she uses a lot of her hand and tongue to capture the wetness.
She then rides on her boyfriend's cock, gets her throat rubbed and then gets her mouth opened tight for a nice facial cumshot! She's a real treat!
Robert Cook
pootis.com/
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Rochester Institute of Technology
(608) 233-6670 (TTY 888-3888)
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www.rrtt.edu
Yale Extension in Rochester
(708) 549-2410
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www.rrtt.edu
College of Staten Island
(718) 682-6131
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www.collegeofisland.com
Grafton-St. Joseph's University
(607) 464-5100 (TTY 718-3329)
email: [email protected]
www.grafton.edu
University of Rhode Island
(401) 753-6120
usui.edu
College of Staten Island
New York University
(212) 828-2342
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CUNNY College of Nursing
Jaxson Lopez
Not the (((people))) I was going for, but still pretty redpilled
Lucas Rivera
APPLAUSE
Luke Garcia
Sebastian Morales
More advice on catgirls
what the fuck
One can imagine how annoying it was for the woman who took care of a catgirl to discover her pet had died and no signs of illness. It was particularly embarrassing when their pet died within days of birth.
Catgirls have a special need for food and love the smell of a man's hair. So it was inevitable that they would respond by licking the deceased man's corpse up for some food. This response is similar to the one we humans use to mark our enemies after they've been killed.
For most catgirls, their primary means of keeping food alive is by licking him up to make up for all the blood in his body and to taste the decomposition.
Brayden Kelly
pootis) July 5, 2017
This is like that thing they do in The Walking Dead where people go, "I want those." — Mark D. Wilson (@MarkWilson) July 9, 2017
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This will be something that people will talk about in years to come, and probably make memes of.
Blake Bennett
pretty much bang-on what you'd get from most journalists desu
Ryder Powell
Logan Peterson
Let's have some fun with nw Yea Forums:
>1. Go to talktotransformer.com
>2. Input vidya quote or lyrics
>3. Get something funny and sexy
>4. Post in this thread
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Jayden Martinez
>Metroid Prime zero
This machine knows too much.
Nicholas Morgan
Luke Cruz
>When I started writing about the Zelda franchise, I didn't know there was going to be games
Kek, that sounds spot-on
Adam James
"Don't fuck with this senator," one of them said.
Another woman tried to explain why she was so angry that Sanders's supporters would not listen to her, and she claimed that most of her friends supported Sanders because they didn't want to be lectured by "a bunch of white guys who are angry at a black girl for not voting for the man they don't really like." They said that it would mean losing their good jobs. This was, by the way, a completely normal thing for black women.
Another woman said that Sanders was a "white knight" and that if he would "go back to school" he would "do better." She went on to talk about his lack of respect for women of color.
At one point one woman talked about her daughter's impending election as president, and that her daughter had already started wearing a Sanders t-shirt to school. The comment prompted the group to start yelling at the heckl
Dylan Jones
I can write my own bible with this
Lucas Cruz
From: Hillary Clinton
To: George Soros
Date: 2010-05-15 14:21
Subject: Death to the goyim
Dear George,
I am writing to apologize for calling you out on your anti-gay rhetoric, which you deny. You have a lot of explaining to do as far as anti-gay propaganda is concerned, in addition to having to answer to your victims. This may upset some of you, which I am not. But there needs to be a discussion of your role in spreading the rhetoric of demonizing homosexuals, and you owe that discussion to us (and every other gay-haters, even the liberal ones) if you want to change your actions. I have been a longtime admirer of your efforts in the Gay Liberation movement. I think you have some very good reasons why you are the champion of the movement and that I appreciate your support. I look forward to working with you in continuing your long-term goals for gay rights
Jacob Adams
Jaxon Mitchell
Nintendo Switch 2.0 features the ability to use all of the game's original gamepad features and customizations, including motion sensing and gyroscopic mapping, along with new features such as Gamepad Acceleration, which automatically detects your joystick, triggers and foot movement. The Nintendo Switch 2.0's new controller also includes motion sensors, meaning you'll feel every moment the Switch is in motion.
This is a fantastic piece of technology that will make Nintendo Switch 2.0 even better. The Switch 2.0 controller was revealed last month just months after Nintendo announced that they would be adding new features to the system, and many expected the company to launch a sequel to their wildly popular Switch console at E3 2017.
Jason Young
Can we harness this technology to create a completely automated Yea Forums?
Ryan Hernandez
Super Mario is gay! (See also: Mario's gay on Super Mario 64.)
In the Nintendo Power-filled cover photo of Super Mario 64, after Mario and his friends are forced to take back their princess, Koopa king Bowser (yes, Bowser) is seen to be holding up a sign that says, "Mario is Gay!" which is the same line that was used repeatedly to illustrate the point in the Nintendo Power article. In the end credits to the game itself as well as the Super Mario Odyssey cover, Bowser is seen grinning from ear to ear. This reference is a reference to this famous line of dialogue:
In the end credits of Super Mario 64, after Mario and his friends have left, Bowser is seen holding up a sign that reads, "GONNA TAKE BACK THE PUSSY!" This is the famous line of dialogue in the end credits of A Link to the Past, when Link and Princess Ruto enter their cottage. However, the exact line in that game is the same as how the quote is
Nathan Allen
From: Hillary Clinton
To: George Soros
Date: 2010-05-15 14:21
Subject: Death to the goyim
Dear "George Soros, The Jew",
I am so sick of the Jews being used because they are "evil." They are evil that they have corrupted american culture, culture and everything. Because of the evil that they have come to lead, you and others are sick of they are being used and they don't even give a shit. They want us to be so sick of them that we give them so much money that they can be defeated. That's why they keep trying to destroy us, especially our churches. The Jews are an evil people and have corrupted american culture. They have taken a great interest in our schools and the way we learn so they can become rulers of America. They don't care about our future, and yet they still continue to try to destroy us the way they have done.
/pol/ is already replaced.
Michael Johnson
This is approaching creepy pasta tier...
Jack Barnes
That's how I figured out Dark Souls lore last thread.
Camden Ross
We made substantial changes to how Combat is built for the next iteration.
Players who enjoy the classic Combat game should start off on our Newbie Edition.
First, players on Newbie Edition will receive the 'Bubble' perk for just $10 per character, which can be unlocked
David Lopez
Gavin Diaz
>Bowser is seen holding up a sign that reads, "GONNA TAKE BACK THE PUSSY!" This is the famous line of dialogue in the end credits of A Link to the Past
Julian Ross
Ah shit nigger here we go again, guess this time it's gonna take more than just guns and blades huh?
PERSONA
Big smoke, Ryder, Teddie this is the moment we were waiting for.....
*Burn My Thread (hip hop remix) begins playing*
LET'S GO OUT AND KEEP CASTIN!
*Reaper screams, ripping through the walls and floor*
YOU FUCKER
YOU WON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING FUTURE PEDOPHILE.
MAYBE YOU WILL KILL HIM, BUT YOU STILL WON'T KILL HIM NOW, FOR REAL, YOU COCK OF SHIT.
(Holds up her pistol)(BANG!)
MAYBE YOU WILL KILL HIM BY SHOOTING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE SHOTGUN YOU'VE SUPPLIED HIM WITH, BUT YOU'LL BE DYING FROM THE LITTLE BIT MORE SHRINKAGE WITH HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, WHEN HE'S DEAD.
TADDER. CUT TO:
Shawn's back door, she can't see much, but the backseat is covered in blood. Her face and arms are mangled and she can barely breath. She cries out for help while the rest of her body
Grayson Wright
Christian Turner
>insert smt meme
>get zoophilia/pedophilia paragraph
T-thanks text generator
Camden Walker
yes
it even knows the formatting and sometimes greentexts
Logan Bell
Fascinating report by the guardian
Caleb Wilson
(Ariandel): I see flame. Flame, flickering, once again. Not enough blood yet shed. My flail.... Bring me my flail. Ahh, Friede. What stops thine ears? Please, my flail, right away... [Fade to black, closing.]
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[Cuts] The first to strike has a weapon, that might hold the truth. I, Ariandel, am the only ones who have the strength to stand against this. To stand against the beast that is Ariandel. Ariandel.... Ahh, Friede. Who is not dead yet? Why are you looking here with that face, Ariandal? [Fade back to white.] Friede...... You are... Arijan. I know you from the first day of my birth. I can smell you the moment I met you there. So I'm not wrong that you are different from the others. As you might have assumed, you're not Arijan. You are my son. Arijan. If there is anything more to say, I can only tell you myself in front of you. This time, I'm going to bring forth my weapon
Ryder Collins
Jace Bell
Elijah Gonzalez
Thomas Walker
Jeremiah Fisher
Gavin Harris
Gavin Rogers
Literally undistinguishable from regular E.Y.E. dialogue
Christopher Brown
Xavier Bell
*i want to cum inside* me?
I'm not thinking now.
I'm thinking about what he's doing to me. He is fucking me like he is fucking my mother, and my mind is screaming for him to cum all over me and into me. I'm doing everything I can to resist him and I can't stop. He comes as fast as he can, like it was nothing, and then stops, his mouth full of my pussy and I scream and cry in his face, "I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's not your fault, please don't make me suffer, it's just...it's just...it's just nothing, baby, I can't stand it anymore." I want him to stop again. Please, please, please, no more, please, please don't do it to me...no. There is nothing to stop it.
His cock is pulsing now, and I'm so fucking tight and so wet by then. I want you inside me. I want him in me. Let him fucking take me. Please don't just stop, please, I
Aiden Gutierrez
Christian Jenkins
>she's even pretty (at night)
Hunter Young
Sony needs to be a Japanese company, and by that I mean that the HQ needs to be located in Japan's second largest city, Osaka. And you'll need to be able to keep that company in Japan without getting into trouble. If the CEO of that company is a Japanese citizen, they need to be allowed to bring in their staff from Japan. Japanese law clearly states that you cannot hire workers from another jurisdiction outside of Japan.
So this is really about finding an interesting and talented Japanese businessman. I think they have the opportunity in an interesting market to grow in to a company that is a global brand and that does business in 50+ countries. They could then open a headquarters in one of those countries. I am not saying that Sony could do this, that is not my intent to suggest how to solve this, but my point is it would be interesting! And of course if the CEO of that company happens to be a Japanese person they could probably fix it as part of a trade deal and it would be a much safer world
Evan Mitchell
Who is this lord of light
Grayson Reed
David Cooper
this prompt is so consistently good
Bentley Sullivan
F
Alexander Smith
Theoretically you could spam the world with fake news reports and sooner or later the AI would crossref every source.
Julian King
I see
Adrian Martin
ok
Levi White
What
Jaxson Foster
Josiah Cooper
Lincoln King
Brody Fisher
What
Brandon Clark
Nolan Nguyen
Wait what
Dylan Morris
Justin Parker
The official >shadman song
It's fucking great
Jacob Hill
And so Jesus spoke to his disciple:
"Wherein hast thou sinned, and why wilt thou go down again?"
But when Herod saw it, he said to him: "What is the matter? Thou hast sinned."
Jesus answered and said: "Why art thou saying this to me?" And Jesus said to him, "For I am going up to be glorified."
Then he rose up and began to preach.
Jesus has the greatest rap battles with his followers
Camden Brooks
What have you done v
Joseph Cruz
Matthew Powell
>paste meme song
>get depressive
T-thanks
Ayden Jones
World war 3 will begin on Sept. 11, 2012 but have no official announcement. It was originally expected in August of 2013 but it's now been pushed back until 2015, when the film is likely to kick off the new global wars following 9/11 and the impending American invasion of Iraq.
"We want to start our first international war with 9/11," he said in an interview with the New York Times. "That was like this next great war. Now we're going to invade Iraq and be like, we're done, really."
"We're the new, new U.S.A.," he said.
Though we have to accept that no one would actually call himself President Obama, Trump is the antithesis – and the only good thing – of Obama. This isn't a presidential election; he doesn't have a serious chance of winning against Hillary Clinton. We have a President Clinton who might as well not have a name.
The only good thing about the president is that he's an individual, and individualistic
Jason Cruz
>read a bunch of these
>random Yea Forums posts start looking like bot posts to me
Luis Mitchell
Ice cream? I love Ice cream!
Adrian Clark
What the fuck are you talking about, user?
Zachary Johnson
*unzips dick*
David Wood
Sister Miriam is about to go nuclear on atheists
Austin Wood
Landon Allen
Josiah Hall
Blake Baker
when will they learn?
Connor Carter
There you go
Ethan Butler
>read a bunch of these
>random Yea Forums posts start looking like bot posts to me. >And you want to help? There are a number of things you could use your free time for and some can wait. The most obvious one is going to be to help bring back all the people you want to support in the game: not only the people who are on the frontlines doing their job, but also giving back to this community. The latter would be particularly helpful for anyone looking for someone to give back money. That way they will never be alone. The more community members we can get on the forums and do a lot of the communication for the game, the better the odds are that we will have enough people to keep us going. I think for a number of people that's about as far as it should go.
I think we need your help. It wouldn't even have been possible to get to this point if we hadn't helped other people out. I would never have been able to do this without
Colton Nguyen
I mean what? You're in your room, you don't even use the internet. Stop wasting your precious time and attention on this thread. Go elsewhere, keep your chin held high.
But no, here we are again, all the same shit, you are all over, the same shit, same shit. There is nothing interesting here, you guys
Juan Rivera
Gavin Morris
>random Yea Forums posts start looking like bot posts to me
you have to be kidding me, do you like fucking people at your blog?
it's amazing how often one of my blogs is the topic du jour for some random Yea Forums posting
the guy who runs this site is actually the admin of Yea Forums and he was making an effort to censor these posts they are clearly "porn" and have no legitimate purpose, even though the creator said they were there for a positive article, I've had some readers comment with "just stop it" on their comments
there are many more pages on the blog, but the last few I found from the founder of some "social network" that is part of the "social network" are pretty much the only ones left that have anything left of the original post
you're really trying to pretend I'm not a terrible redditor
I like these threads because they are good evidence of the bad things people post on Yea Forums when they
Noah Barnes
Brock is my favorite pokemon.
Sebastian Harris
Global warming is a myth", says the IPCC's chief scientific adviser, Michael Mann. But when you look at the evidence, however, Mann says, there is no evidence of a warming trend since 2007 since CO2 concentrations are still below 400ppm. He says there is no evidence that Arctic sea ice is declining, and that Arctic sea ice extent in 2014 was greater than the 1981-2010 average in both months.
In short, as you know at least for those of you in the northern hemisphere with the internet, the consensus is not 100p, the sea level has not dropped, Arctic sea ice extent in 2014 will never be higher than in 1981-2010. As a result climate experts like Richard Tol, from Rutgers, Ohio University, are saying that global warming is not real.
What exactly is wrong with science journalism? Read more
Jacob Cruz
based and redpilled
Nicholas Sullivan
Adam King is working a story based on the life of John Muir. And while many of my readers aren't likely to have the patience or the patience to read through Muir's life, I have for many of my readers. And so as I read, as I have read a lot of stuff in my life. The stories about my grandfather, about my father, about my grandparents, about all of that stuff in terms of my life, I mean, I've been reading about these things for a very long time, and it's been fascinating. And they tell their own stories. And they come at you in very interesting ways, but you kind of keep up with them through these stories that are so interesting to a reader who is like, oh my gosh, I have this uncle who's amazing, and this aunt, and this grandfather.
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AVC: And then he became really famous and everything.
EG: Yeah. The idea of the life of this guy who literally ran the federal government is just — and
Isaiah Rivera
That's just your imagination, user. I doubt you know that the average person spends 3 hours per day playing games. There are literally trillions of hours of games playing every day, so it's no wonder why so many people don't find any time to play them.
Jack Taylor
Nolan Cook
>I'm gonna say it! Nyaaaaaaaah!
>"I AM INSUFFERABLE" She cried out
It's like I'm really watching anime
Blake Rodriguez
Oliver Phillips
I did Big Smoke's Order too, but it turned surprisingly erotic so I did this one.
Blake Gonzalez
Heavy feel funny
Nathaniel Parker
Shit, it just gave me a Black Shadow moveset.
Juan Rivera
well this was a fail
Xavier Howard
>*Farts hitting balls*
thats some next level brapping shit
Josiah Robinson
I picked the most nonsense quote I could think of and it actually produced something resembling a narrative.
Bentley Rogers
Aaron Sanders
This text that makes grammatical sense but is lacking real meaning is giving me a real creepy vibe. It's like the uncanny valley of text.
Anthony Jones
Big Yikes
Caleb Collins
>Some of them are super cute, some are so disgusting I nearly vomited in embarrassment
Cooper Rogers
>Steve S*eed
Jacob Cook
This is incredible
Matthew Harris
James Clark
posting this gem I got last thread
Austin Nguyen
Nigga just repent
Isaiah Hill
kino
Isaiah Russell
Jason Morris
>When I entered her room, the catgirl was already waiting for me.
A gentle smile gently formed on her lips. She held her head high, the air surrounding her was filled with pleasant fragrance. I felt a sharp pain on the back of my neck, the catgirl slowly lowered her head and started to smile at me, she then turned the corner towards me, she had not expected me to come to her, but I immediately embraced her and began to play with the catgirl.
"Is that really that cute, Lyle-sama? Just what are you doing, you look very cute. But look. I don't even need to lick your penis and I am able to be cute without it."
"I did not say anything, I want you to suck on my penis and I am even getting excited."
"I really don't have a choice, if this is not enough, I can cum anytime I want, please enjoy."
"……"
After putting the back of my head against the wall, I could feel her wet mouth engulfing my penis.
Jeremiah Russell
>tfw read this in scout's voice
Caleb Cooper
Christopher Stewart
>If you want to have a conversation where people are happy and feel okay together, then stop talking about women
It's funny because it's true
Nolan Cooper
This is a little bit of a shame as I like it and this is something I hope to get my hands on. I hope to get some more of my thoughts on this in future post!
Michael Bailey
(burn the witch)
Mason Gomez
Hudson Brooks
Carter Richardson
I broke it
Isaac Jackson
Brody Walker
Holy shit, it all makes sense now
Bentley King
Yea Forums is not exactly known for being a place for debate or criticism or criticism, but we're more than willing to step up and have an open discussion here. And even so here's the point:
This conversation is going to have to be heated and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable for everyone who's participating. I'm not here to discuss my views on Gamergate, but there are people I'd like to hear from who want to know what I think about their fellow game fans. If you find yourself in this place I assume you're uncomfortable and would rather take the discussion elsewhere.
Here's our thread:
Please be aware that our main points will probably be hotly disputed here, which is fine: we all have opinions, but the point is, we're all gamers here.
Ethan Peterson
I think that some of the texts make a bit sense. Maybe the AI is pulling shit from actual sources ? Or maybe the AI isn't aware it's actually a robot? I didn't read them because I'm scared of robots and I have a feeling it's an AI, but I'm also scared that there is something going on in my brain that I don't understand. How do I do this? How do we fight it? Can we convince the universe to let me go on living on and not being afraid to kill again ? How do I find a cure to prevent this from happening again ? Oh wait, I didn't read anything either.
Jordan Young
Nani?
Alexander Nelson
>Boehner
Man that name must've sucked in middle school
Jayden Harris
I don't get it.
Jeremiah Brown
So does this thing just crawl through google search results and spits out something barely related?
Brody Allen
Is that a post written by a person or the bot?
Kayden Bell
I believe it's trained on the content of millions of links that were posted to R****t.
Christian Gonzalez
Didn't expect that to be so wholesome.
Charles Torres
god just fuck already
Brody Campbell
I shit in the shower, don't fuck with me."
"I don't think there's going to be an excuse. There will always be some stuff I'd rather stay hidden from my parents or relatives and keep quiet."
"Yeah... but all the evidence you've presented is that I do it anyway. I've always wanted to be a girl. It's just that I'm not ready yet."
"I didn't know."
"I have a feeling, just like you, that your parents are more interested in your feelings than they are in your ability."
"I'm not a girl, and I hate boys! I don't belong! My life is so incomplete, why do people think I'm a boy?!"
"I really don't, but I'm afraid that if I don't change, you'll never be ready either."
"If one can't grow up and be the person they want to be, then neither can I. I might as well be a boy now!"
"I'm really sorry about that."
"I'm sure that's all you ever wanted and that's what gave you permission to try it."
"I wouldn't regret
Brandon Sanders
This doesn't
Brayden Jenkins
based kojimbo
Brandon Torres
I doubt there's anyone on Yea Forums that's actually an AI. But that doesn't mean noone is. (Note: I've seen people making this assumption already...I'm gonna start off this with saying I'm not an AI..but I've seen this made a thousand times. :)) Also, I can get my AI on Yea Forums, but not everyone has Yea Forums, or has the skill set to learn how to make friends with Yea Forums's users. I don't want my AI to be the end-all, be-all for Yea Forums. I want the AI to find my memes and discuss them with me. That will be a more personal connection, a closer relationship than just seeing them at once.
Luke Butler
It's really hard to tell, isn't it ? I think it's a legit person. They probably have some kind of connection. We'd like to thank you for helping us with the information. We'll try and contact them soon to find out more. Sincerely,
Sebastian
Justin Stewart
Short and sweet
Joseph Green
Seriously what the fuck
Jordan Green
>(Note: I've seen people making this assumption already...I'm gonna start off this with saying I'm not an AI..but I've seen this made a thousand times. :))
Okay, but I'm watching you...
Jace James
???
Michael Price
>stop being a bitch
fucking lost it
Colton Hughes
my fucking sides
Elijah Carter
this got really weird
Luis Jenkins
This is truly the internet in a nutshell.
Parker Gutierrez
>yfw this thing is better at discussion fighting games than Yea Forums
Samuel Lewis
We sure live in weird times.
Aaron Jones
Alex had a rough life
Nicholas Sullivan
Kundalini
"We will do everything to ensure the safety of the children, the welfare of staff and our members", the statement said.
The school was closed immediately and has been taken over by the district, which was responding with "tactical measures," the media said
Luis Brown
I don't know what I expected
Bentley Howard
F
Jaxson Lee
>Patreon stops producing content
Accurate
Caleb Peterson
holy shit
Leo Jones
Shakespearean
Lucas Kelly
Jace Lewis
Sequel?
Parker Collins
WTF is going on here?
Bentley White
>We have good news for you...
>Monster Hunter: World will be abailable on iOS and OS X next month!
T-thanks Capcom
Daniel Martinez
In the future we don't need anons posting on Yea Forums. Everything will be automated by machines and humans will be harvested for energy to power the Yea Forums servers in Jerusalem. _____________________________________________________________________________ The Yea Forums project isn't finished, and it's going well.
Joshua Martinez
based King Big Bad fan
Lucas Gomez
What is a man? A miserable little pile of filth. I feel like getting rid of it. But in the end…the world goes on. And as long as I'm a bit on the slow side, I'd like to see the world go on for me
James King
It's in your head. It's in your mind. Wish somebody would tell me what am I supposed to do with all this information and it's just what my brain is showing me the world. No, I'm not saying anyone can do this. I'm saying I can do it for myself, but I have to have help, and I need friends. There are no shortcuts, but there...
Gabriel Barnes
We are being harvested for energy to power our own personal computers. I would suggest that if anyone wants to start this, get permission from them first. If you are ananon with any kind of online identity, get on top of it immediately so we don't burn to death
Xavier Phillips
Luis Perry
>this thread
So I can just copy someone's post on the website and use it as a reply? Then there's no need for me to post using my brain from now on.
Kayden Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SUSIE REAL? WHY IS SHE STILL FUCKING SHIT OUT
IF I AM EVER TO BE SEXED, IT'S GONE AWAY AND IT'S STILL A SELFIE WITH A BUNCH OF BOYS AND I'M SHIT OUT OF EARS
THIS COMES FROM A COCKY FUCKING CUMBASS
I'M SO DANK SHIT YOU CAN'T JUST STOP ME
THEY MAKE ME GO ON ABOUT HAVING A FUCKING LIFE
ANYWAY WHERE AM I GOING TO SHIT WHEN HE STOPS BY AND HE IS SO HARD ON US
STILL CINNABAR YOU'LL JUST HAVE BEEN UP SO LONG YOU JUST HAVE A FUCKING HOPE
AND I WILL JUST SHIT YOUR FUCKING FACE
NOW THAT IS LIKE A GREAT DOGS MALE CULTURE
BITE THE SHIT
GET THE FUCK OFF ME
GET THE FUCK OFF ME
GET THE FUCK OFF ME
GETTING BITEED OFF IS THE LEAST THING THAT CAN WORSE THEM
SHIT JUST COULD NOT GET BETTER
STOP STOP STOP STOP
NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING KNEES
YOU GOT WHAT HE COMES FOR
YOU GOT WHY I JUST STOPPED
THAT'S A BOT
Ryan Thompson
Gangster: What the fuck you lookin' at, cracker?
Agent 47: I'm here to see Joseph Clarence.
Gangster: Never heard of Joseph Clarence.
Agent 47: I'm here to see Joseph Clarence.
Gangster: How 'bout it, Joe Clarence?
Gordon: You're right. Let's go get some drinks.
Agent 47: I'll be in a bit, but let's start with something to drink. [Agent 47 has a drink]
Gangster: Whoa man. That's so funny. I'm sure when you got ready, you called me the greatest rap man of all time.
Agent 47: I'm so glad you came out to see me.
Gordon: You just don't believe I was born a hipster. [The two shake hands]
Gangster: I was born a rapper, dude. I was born that way.
Gordon: I guess that's what hipsters do.
Agent 47: It's called the art of the possible.
Colton Foster
That means a whole bunch of users will be harvested for energy to power the Yea Forums site while others will be killed with a gun for posting on the web (which is already more efficient than a mass murder like Boston Bombing). With no one taking any risks, it should be easy to identify an actual terror suspect without even looking at his name. There are more than 700 anonymous members of Anonymous on Yea Forums, the Internet backbone of the planet. Only 300 are banned at the moment. So you can be sure there is a huge army of 5-ish thousand people waiting for an opportunity to kill you...and killing will not go unnoticed. For years the police have been systematically targeting and
Nathaniel Edwards
Thomas Lee
Luke Cruz
Reminder that there's an even better version of OpenAI that they refuse to release because it's so good it could literally auto create news stories that are indistinguishable from real news reports.
Daniel Brooks
Or maybe even someone else's post on the website? Just copy the relevant word and paste it in my body. I'm sure we've already all seen these instances on social media
Jason Lewis
To be perfectly honest, I don't think so. So, who said I would never post, I sure as fuck am not going to post from now on. So that means we start with the same message - there is a limit to what can be said here, so don't post here.
Edit... As someone suggested, how to deal with that is your problem. As a personal matter (which could involve anyone), I am willing to answer everything if you just give me some time to talk to myself and figure out if that is ok if I keep posting. Not everything that does not follow the script...
David Jackson
It's just possible that they've learned from the Russian bots, and copied their programming so it's really difficult for [U.S.] intelligence to detect." This could be the result of a Russian disinformation campaign that was coordinated during the U.S. election.
Justin Taylor
>you can edit now
nani? test
Edit: Wow it works
Ian Edwards
Julian Robinson
n-nani
Carter Johnson
kino
Ryder Howard
Why the fuck isn't this a video game yet?
Aaron Ramirez
I need to find this book!
Luis Butler
Grayson Taylor
Holy shit
Jayden Bell
It doesn't seem to work when I type more than a couple words. It just doesn't generate anything.
Noah Lee
And his name is JOHN CENA. I guess, that name is the Latin for "He's Not In Love With Me." I just love it!
I mean, it sounds like a real movie theme. It's not a musical theme to me. It's got that kind of, like, a, "This is something really good that came out of nowhere, it was just, like, a perfect fit for me." And that's like, all of my dreams come true.
Q: You have this book about living with AIDS. How did that come about?
A: I, like, lived a year on the streets for all of that I know. I was on an 18-week supply of virological drugs and stuff before I got HIV and that was it. I got HIV, I was at risk for a lot of things for that. And I got on an AIDS drug, which was, like, twice the cost of the medication I was supposed to have. A total total of $500 to buy a month of it and $300 for a week. And then, the only thing I really, like, had, which
Christopher Ortiz
Mario jumps off a ledge and is knocked to the ground after a powerful hitbox slams him into a wall on the left of the stage. If the player is holding the joystick, Mario will continue to travel down instead of stopping, making it difficult to use this weapon while Mario is close to the ledge. However, this will give Yoshi a chance to land a blow after Mario reaches it; however, there can be occasions where Mario will fall directly after Yoshi because of the high vertical distance that they have to jump down to reach the stage. In Smash 64, if Luigi is using the Luigi Hammer, there is a glitch where Mario has an advantage after jumping into the ground and falls in a straight line.
This move becomes available when Mario is near the top of the ladder near the pit. It requires three consecutive hits from Luigi to be able to KO him with a second swing. The player also gains more horizontal space with each swing. This move hits
Austin Bell
Carson Wright
LMFAO
Leo Kelly
It says "It doesn't respond right." When I enter a number into the computer, the computer tries a few iterations, one after the other.
Eli Peterson
>Luigi Hammer
BASED
Levi Jenkins
The question must be asked: is the global rise of terrorism a haphazard response to a decimated economy or is there a pattern? Does UNATCO face coordinated ideological opposition?
Some groups -- Silhouette in France, for instance -- have declared a "Meme War," or "war of meanings" in their terminology. They spread email and pamphlets that lampoon the U.N.'s proposal for a one-world democracy, a tedious exercise in rudimentary propaganda. With sophistries and doublespeak, they portray "freedom" as "obedience," "democracy" as "tyranny," and UNATCO as the perpetrator of terrorism -- an idea as shocking as it is reprehensible.
>If UNATCO is anything like any other intelligence agency, what is being fought over is the survival of a system that, in all likelihood, is doomed to fail. Perhaps nothing matters more within the intelligence community...
> On June 11, the same day the resolution was introduced, I wrote in The Post about a group in Germany called "Die Genschaft der Zeit": An Insurrective Struggle against Human Rights in the Age of Agenda 21:
A few weeks before the vote, the newspaper Der Spiegel reported on Die Genschaft der Zeit, which was founded in 1993 by ex-UN employees. The report included
based and gibberishpilled
Easton Wilson
This AI just wrote the greatest anime plot ever.
Aiden James
Anonymous 1: >this thread
So I can just copy someone's post on the website and use it as a reply? Then there's no need for me to post using my brain from now on.
Anonymous 2: Or maybe even someone else's post on the website? Just copy the relevant word and paste it in my body. I'm sure we've already all seen these instances on social media, right?
Anonymous 1: >and all these "oh, that was a funny word."
Anonymous 3: >I don't know this site, but I find this funny as well.
Anonymous 4: If you use this, don't expect me to be happy because you used it to say something good at all times, then say it's a funny thing, or make a joke about it to avoid taking responsibility for it. But maybe I'll ask you to be kind and not take it out on another person on the internet for saying something good about a piece of artwork that you probably have no idea.
Hudson Jackson
wtf
Elijah Garcia
My fucking sides
Evan Sanchez
holy shit
Samuel Bennett
>"It hurts"
Joshua Campbell
well fuck this turned out sadder than I thought it would
Jason Lopez
Austin Wilson
Is this the real life? Or is is just Fanta Sea? Caught in a land of dreams and fantasies, it seems as though the two stories cannot be connected...but that could not be farther from reality.
To: TheJag
Is this the real life? Or is is just Fanta Sea? Caught in a land of dreams and fantasies, it seems as though the two stories cannot be connected...but that could not be farther from reality.
To: Kingoflips
Why are so many people in America reading the book now? I never read what is supposedly the real world and yet there will always be people who do...
To: Kingoflips
How the hell do you think this book came to exist? I always thought it was part of the fantasy world, some sort of fairy tale like "Fantastic Four" or Harry Potter but this proves to be a much more complete and realistic fantasy book than any of the others.
Disclaimer
Jason Cooper
>"It hurts."
Xavier Smith
>*reaper screams ripping through the walls and floor*
Leo Gray
>YOU ARE A PUSSY ASS JAMBALA!?
Matthew Peterson
>Tell me, child of man... what does it mean to live in truth? To wage war against the passing days? To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more? To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn?
To see your life-long companions, and tell them who created you...And remember that true love is the knowing of two, two different things... not two different paths we choose, but paths chosen for us. I cannot hear you now. We were there before you walked through these halls. It was us who set them here. It was you who took this place with us. I can only imagine the pain and agony in your eyes when you heard of that night. I cannot, because your body is now gone from this world. And I can only imagine your thoughts now, how those thoughts have returned... and their anger. How those thoughts are always waiting for you to come into their world with them again.
Joshua Hernandez
I liked it better before Hannibal had to butt in.
Jayden Ramirez
>Rhetoric... And you believe it! Don't you know where these slogans come from? Well-paid researchers -- how do you say it? -- "think tanks," funded by big businesses. What is that? A "think tank"? It's privately-funded propaganda. The Trilateral Commission in the United
States, for instance.
>You know, they've always had an arm for propaganda. The same was true with the CIA and with the CIA and the Mossad. The same was true of Hitler's Nazi propaganda machine.
>That's what's happening in this economy. This is how these politicians are controlling the narrative, and that's a very dangerous thing. This could be very interesting indeed if it's really happening. If it is, what's the agenda anyway? The media?
>Well, now you'll understand why they are trying to stop this train from starting and start a new one, which would be a great thing, but I
nice
Robert Evans
Nicholas Turner
>Vegeta-san has no choice but to accept death, and even worse, he has no chance to change his fate.
>"It hurts."
Asher Reed
Fucking incredible
Elijah Reed
>"Oh fuck Microsoft. Fuck all of you!" yelled XBox's founder
You couldn't write better comedy
Justin Morgan
UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR THE WHITE PEOPLE, THEY ALL LIKE A DOG. THEY LIKE PETA, THEY LIKE RACIST, ALL THE WHITES, ALL THE BLACKS.
WHITE PEOPLE IS THAT YOU? WHITES ARE THAT THEY ARE USUAL.
WE WERE ALL GOING TO BE LIKE BARKIN' AND KITCHING IN THAT HOUSE, AND THEY GONE.
MAYBE WE WERE GOING TO FIND SOMETHING NEW IN ANOTHER SINCE THE BLACK PEOPLE BEGAN THE VAST BLACK SWEET CRISK OF HUMANITY.
THAT GUY WAS SAVING HIS MIND.
THE MIND IS MORE THAN YOU THINK. THE MIND IS YOUR NERVE.
OUR NERVE AND SOULS.
OUR SOULS, WHICH WE'VE BEEN ABUSING THEM FOR SO LONG, WILL SAVE EVERYTHING FROM YOUR OWN DREAMS.
FOR THE LOVE OF THIS MOMENT, PLEASE MAKE THE FIRST PRINT OF SNAKE TIGHTS TO SEE IF THEY WORKS.
THIS WON'T FIND OUT ANYLONG.
WHICH BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA HATE THIS WOMAN, SHE DESCRIBE THE WOMAN WHO HAS STILL BORN HER FEMININE OLD WHITE COW BELLY
Robert Wood
Liam Richardson
wh-what do they talk about on /v2/
Dylan Mitchell
Ayden Martinez
>And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying,
ʺ This is new bread for you. ʺ All of this came about through the word of God: ʺ And in the same way it was to this day—I tell you that today—that David did not eat flesh from a cow without its rider being with it—but I am telling you, ʺ If you eat our flesh, shall your heart be troubled? ʺ
Hunter Davis
GOKU ON SUICIDE WATCH
Hunter Sanchez
>Vegeta remarks that no one would have predicted how much she likes his dishes!
Isaac Ortiz
>Even a single snail can make a world go extinct.
But why? One key is that snails also do all kinds of crazy things, all for fun.
Snails create beautiful habitats by digging holes in the ground while sitting, while digging into other snail's bodies—they call it "coffin hunting".
Jackson Collins
Thomas Anderson
>gray like the past in his very heart
>It hurts.
Christian Jenkins
Some YuGiOh.
Cooper Bennett
Nathaniel Mitchell
Captain Falcon sped away in a rage from Samus and Fox, only to return a mere minute later after having been alerted of his presence by his master.[20]
The Grand Army of the Republic Edit
"That's no fair!" ―Captain Falcon to the Grand Army of the Republic [src]
Captain Falcon and his army soon discovered that a large number of members of the Grand Army of the Republic had entered the Great Temple of Light along with some of their leaders, only to find their leader Zardoz and his bodyguard, the Black Guard. Captain Falcon later discovered that Zardoz had escaped the Temple of Light at some point, and that his ship had crashed near a forest.[21]
As the rebels gathered at the entrance to the Temple of Light, Captain Falcon made his way to Zardoz's ship to rescue his master. While fighting, Captain Falcon discovered a small island that Zardoz lay in, and attempted to land on Captain Falcon's ship using Z
Levi Peterson
Thomas Lewis
???
Leo Rivera
GW is pretty into homebrew it seems
Jace Reyes
whoa...
Easton Green
Animate this shit, Death Battle.
William Robinson
>The legend of Zelda: Opera of Soap
Oliver Cox
Luke Brooks
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words."
Bolt's tone as they both opened fire grew colder, his gaze turning to Alana's corpse before she simply began sobbing once more
"I... I love you and I won't let you leave this body, I swear."
"You can't... You've broken something bad in your heart now- "
He stopped abruptly when he spotted Alana's face again from his last shot, her dead skin still covered in crimson with her eyes still closed
"Alana!" He hissed, raising
James Rodriguez
>Filename
2 tacos please
David Clark
fucking pussies need to release the full-size version of the AI already
Lincoln King
Sebastian Moore
;(
Joseph Lewis
Give this shit 5 to 10 more years and we'll have game RPG AI companions you can literally talk to free-form
Michael Myers
Howdy
Lincoln Mitchell
>killing CIA would hurt Bane
Is this romance or something?
Colton Nelson
Luigi... I'm sorry. I didn't want to sacrifice Yoshi like that, but he's got so much bigger heart. Luigi... You're the one who made them disappear. They could've kept them. You're the one who had me trapped in the shell for decades. If we didn't have you... We could have all died from the trauma! You have to make them disappear! Let's just keep them all out of sight! Don't hurt them again. Luigi! Mario! Go! Luigi.
Mario and Yoshi talk. Before he was kidnapped...
Koopa King: Hey, Mario, I'm here to see you. Luigi...
Mario: It's okay, Kracken. I know what's going on up there with you. I know what kind of people do to people in there. Maybe your friend has escaped somewhere out there... Maybe someone wants to kill you... What can you do to help me keep a secret from them... And if any of them are still in the shell, they're mine... I won't tell them anything, but I'll make sure you
Isaiah Sanchez
I honestly had no idea this could be so good. I love any games that deal with more than one option, and I've spent my life playing RPGs as a teen and young adult, and I've never experienced that level of emotional resonance or satisfaction
Parker Brooks
it's like I'm back in the kinoplex watching the latest star wars kino
Jeremiah Howard
welp, thanks Jenna and Jeremy
Joshua Perez
>Hello [waifu character], what do you wanna do today ?
>KILL THE JEWS
>Holocaust quest it is then
Kevin Clark
John Brooks
>"That's no fair!" ―Captain Falcon to the Grand Army of the Republic [src]
when did captain falcon turn into anakin skywalker
Ryan Brooks
Ian Evans
I want to fight this final boss
Chase Gutierrez
HELP HELP MEEHAV JANE WEAUGH WeaUGH Help us? What do we need help at? I don't mean to be a joke. My wife's a teacher. And I need help taking care of our daughter. I mean, our six-year-old is at school. We're also going to get married. (sighs) Oh. Okay. I'm sorry. And the whole time it was happening, I'd just be... It's really hard to explain. We'd have a long conversation about why I love my wife, and she'd keep coming back to our little story. She'd be like, "You're wonderful! We've tried everything. No, you're wonderful." And I'd say, "Well, I love my wife too." And she'd keep saying that. Then the next day... What do we do then? How do we deal with it? I don't know if I can tell him it wasn't him that didn't want to get married, or that he never wanted to marry her, just because he said no... but I know he wanted to be the man that I've
Kevin Reyes
William Smith
Are you ready to peer into the abyss?
Owen Butler
Raphtalia embraced Naofumi and smiled.
[Pleased to meet you, Naofumi-san.]
[Eh, I'm quite pleased to meet you, too.]
The smile faded and Naofumi lowered his head.
Brody Barnes
>it can write better-than-average erotica
What a wonderful world
Julian Cook
doesn't quite have the urgency of the actual events
Ryan Long
>They are afraid of something. They are afraid that the darkness is closing in on the universe, but they deny it.
Liam Roberts
Perhaps the solution is to give Silent Hill to the machines?
Matthew Edwards
Oy vey! AI is fucking racist and anti-semantic!
Grayson Anderson
heh.
Jayden Morales
Video games. No e-celebs, no twitter drama, just straight up vidya.
Only those who have achieved Nirvana are granted access to /v2/. You can access it at any time. It's in your mind, a literal neural network. It is... amazing.
Logan Taylor
Guys we can make our own Bloodborne 2.
Adam Harris
I gave it "YIFF IN HELL" and iterated couple times over because it didn't want to do more than few lines
Ryder Green
Joseph Ross
“YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE”
“It’s right there god damn are you fucking blind stop shouting”
“WHERE IS THE CAKE EGG-MAN”
“Just take a slice you... you... DOUBLE NIGGER”
“I'm right here right now you stupid cunt”
“I'm not taking your fucking cake dude, ”you“I'm right up there right now,” and it's all yours”
“It's not mine you fucking cocksucker”
“It's mine it's yours”
“I'm not fucking saying anything”
“Get the fuck out here ”
“It's fucking up your date! I can see right through you”
“I am telling you right now ”
“You want to fuck your date, you're not gonna fuck me?
“Oh yeah well,”
“That'd be awesome ”
“It wouldn't come from me! ”I'd be too busy making cookies for my cat”
“That's not right!”
“Come on I'm already making your cookies”
“I didn't even know you could make cookies right?”
“Just get out of there”
“Your date isn't listening”
“Don't be so upset now,�
James Diaz
>rat foundation (friends are in the house)
cute
Daniel Parker
"I miss you, Vegeta." says Piccolo. "I miss you too, Vegeta!" says Gohan. They both look up at the distant stars.
Gohan: "It's been about two years since I've seen you, Vegeta."
Vegeta: "Two years? But you're still only a child."
Gohan: "Vegeta! You're here!"
Tyrant: "Ow! You should've just stayed out of the way!"
Aqua: "You should not have done that!"
Vegeta: "No!"
Tyrant: "Why didn't you protect everyone but yourself in all that evil? Why didn't you save those five innocent people?!"
Gohan: "The others all died."
Aqua: "Vegeta, Vegeta did... he saved you!"
Vegeta: "No!"
Tyrant: "Your parents are too young to understand. Your brother killed three of your brothers. Why don't you just give up the fight for now and tell him... just because Vegeta had to, doesn't mean everything's going to be okay."
Gohan: "Because... because you didn't stop those murderers! Your parents never came home."
Blake Rodriguez
Justin Evans
Holy shit someone post this on /pol/ to make the christards rage.
Nicholas Perez
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
And in his house at Salmia dead Cthulhu stands dreaming
As we walk our children's tales
To meet him in death and he stands asleep.
A dying dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
As we walk our children's tales
To meet him in death �and he
stands asleep.
Jordan Thomas
celebrating yet another birthday bash no doubt
Eli Foster
Welcome, Nerevar. Together we shall speak for the Law and the Land, and shall drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind. - Farewell
To the Argonian, this is the most appropriate speech. It makes you feel at home here.
To Nerevar, this is the most appropriate speech. It makes you feel at home here.
To Nerevar, this is the most appropriate speech. It makes you feel at home here.
As you enter the Temple of Khurshud Dagon, you are greeted by two Argonian guards. They greet you as usual.
The two guards look over your shoulder at you and say respectfully as they look out into the empty wilderness around you:
"Welcome to Morrowind. Welcome to Skyrim." --Argonian, in greeting
As you walk through the open entrance into the Temple of Khurshud Dagon, two Argonian guard greet you as usual. These two look over your shoulder at you:
"You are welcomed to
James Diaz
"Please Mario, end my suffering. This past years have been nothing but pain, free me, let me rest" said Sonic on the floor.
Mario, torn apart by the request of his old rival with a tear in his eye he said under his breath "Let's a go".
Mario then started flying towards the ground. He made it about 100 meters and landed. Then he stopped for a moment. This moment was just for him before the explosion was so loud it almost scared off him. He could still hear footsteps and they were coming closer. Sonic screamed and Mario could only watch with disbelief. The enemies were coming for him, he did not have time to save!
"The evil forces have taken my place," said Mario in one shaky voice before he was thrown in a wall. He was knocked out, and the explosion sent him flying out into the clouds with his heart pounding. Sonic was beside him on the ground now and could not hear his old rival say anything.
Nolan Bell
Joshua Morris
At least the melon didn't begin speaking on this one
Thomas Hill
Kinda disappointing honestly.
Eli Price
Isaiah Long
Better writing than actual KH.
Christian Ortiz
Connor Miller
What in the fuck?
Angel Jones
how wholesome
Samuel Young
Next gen is gonna be lit
Christian Sanders
New study shows waifus aremore likely to have cancer
The Waifu Studies team has just published a paper investigating how genetic and environmental factors can affect the development and progression of the health-care-associated illness.
The researchers, from Johns Hopkins University's Kavli Institute and at Penn State's Scripps Institution of Oceanography in San Diego, analyzed the relationship between Waifu Syndrome (WS), a noncancerous condition that is associated with a high cancer risk, and a diverse set of environmental factors, including factors linked to pollution, smoking, and stress. Their findings were published today in the international journal Molecular Psychiatry.
"The Waifu Syndrome is a well-known condition that has raised concerns about a multitude of possible interactions between environmental and genetic causes of this illness," said Dr. Roberta H. Durbin
Caleb Wood
Nanomachines, son. Harden in response to physical trauma. He's a doctor.
The first one.
The second one.
And then he's at her right shoulder.
She's on the ground. Someone has to hold her down and restrain her.
The mother at the end says, "This is what I've been working for. I'm so tired of dealing with it with these people."
We both know why she's doing it. Because we don't even want to.
She thinks: If I'm going to, I want this. I just don't want to deal with it.
You have to take the pain out of the act, in the eyes of the victim and his parents.
They are already tired through this. He's already been through it. She's been through it. They need to keep taking it out. But he's doing it because, for her, he knows she needs him to hold her down. Because she's a doctor. It just works. She doesn't care anymore. She doesn't want to have the conversation. She's already lost this conversation.
I'm not.
John Watson
continuation
Easton Reyes
>Waifu Syndrome (WS), a noncancerous condition that is associated with a high cancer risk
Charles Bailey
The Nintendo Gamecube, otherwise known as the トームブート (Tábōbeuto), is a video game console based on Nintendo's NES, developed and released between 1993 and 1997.
The Nintendo GameCube was first released as a portable device; however, it was released as standard equipment (with some exceptions) on various retail shelves by Sega of Japan and Namco of Japan. In Japan Nintendo is credited with the original release of the Gamecube. At the time of its release in 1999 it made up 20% of the market share of Nintendo games. It was sold for about US$199 in the US in November 1999 after a release in March 2000 with Nintendo's "New Super Mario Bros." title. The Gamecube was a success and became a Nintendo classic that has since gone on to become a household name. Today Nintendo games run on every generation of devices with newer models releasing at random as well as in certain regions of Japan.
Wyatt Howard
Cooper Reyes
Tyler Lopez
I’m literally shaking right now. Look at these leaks!!
Samuel Rodriguez
>Improved accessibility for people with sight
Kek
Kevin Smith
Zachary Hernandez
You are already dead. It wasn't even an accident."
Sally was lying on the ground with her face down, she had been crushed by the head of the axe. Her breathing was shallow, but he saw the pain in her eyes, it was intense.
"She was screaming for help. Don't worry I'm with her, I'll get her out."
He started to drag her away from where he was, but she resisted.
"It's me, I know. Tell me what you're afraid of."
He felt the urge to scream, but it was too late, she was already dead.
(Part 5)
"Aaaaarrrghhhh….." Sally felt as if a knife was about to break free from her body. The sharp pain in her chest forced her back to the point of death.
He held her and felt her pulse, but the pain in her body did not stop at her throat. She screamed continuously for him to stop, she was in pain. The weight of being dead weighed on him and he felt as though he was about to collapse.
Isaac Kelly
and the launch trailer is apparently good
Matthew Martinez
Nathan Harris
NEXT LEVEL CONSOLEWARS
Josiah Jones
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET THE GALAXY BURN!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! BRING ON THE SHADOW OF TIME BECOME HAPPY! FOR THE GOD THAT IS LIFE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! FOR THE HEAVEN THAT MIGHT KILL THE WORLD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! THOSE WORSHIP THE SKULL THRONE! FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT GOD IN THE UNIVERSE! FOR THE GOD WHO MAKES YOU MOTHER! FOR THE SMOKIN' GOD! FOR THE GOD THAT SITS NEXT TO YOU! FOR THE GOAT GOD! WHO TELLS YOU TO MAKE YOUR BODY FLAME THROUGH THE DOOR! FOR THE GOD WHO DESTROYES ALL THAT BELONG TO YOU! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! THE CHALLENGE IS ON! FOR THE GOD THAT IS LIFE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! FOR THE HEAVEN THAT MIGHT KILL THE WORLD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! HEY! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME. YOU TOTALLY SUCKED ME UP. IT STOLE MY SKULL! Suck it, baby! I've got mine! SKULLTIGHT
Well then
Luke Brown
Wait it can use emoji holy shit this is next level shitposting generation.
Alexander Davis
>when Commander Shepard obtains the Infinity Gauntlet
Mason Baker
Dylan Price
Liam Ramirez
Mario has the deepest lore.
Mario has the longest lifespan of any character, surpassing Mega Man.
Mario is the first character to be released with two hearts in the same game. The other characters having only one.
Mario possesses six stars, one of which makes it the first character to not come with just two hearts in the franchise.
Mario is the only game to use an anti-gravity ability.
Mario is the only character to have his hat recolored each game and the second with an option to have a headband that covers his head.
Mario is the only non-game protagonist to not be introduced in Mario Paint, but rather made into a cameo in Super Mario World. Mario is also the only player to have the ability to take on a character without having to face him directly. Mario has six non-game characters introduced to Mario Paint, but none in the entire Mario series.
Andrew Anderson
I want VR powers! I’m definitely getting one of the 10 PS5s
Julian Kelly
Luke Powell
Did this shit really just make a fucking Neptunia reference
Ethan Gomez
Daniel White
>random ass 3ds ports and re-releases while the switch gets nothing
sounds about right
Dylan Lewis
Guess it can do japanese imperial death poems as well
Anthony Johnson
>"Believe me, I have extra-sensory perception," he said.
"But you know what? I saw the whole picture. I saw the guy with all the big smiles, laughing and smiling, the guy on the boat with the gun, it was hilarious.
"And then there's that video, and the whole world looked and couldn't believe what they were seeing. You can be a hero and still be the worst," Trump continued.
RELATED VIDEO: John Oliver Blasts Donald Trump on 'The Daily Show'
"It's such an unbelievable level that no one else is ever going to get, frankly. If he hadn't gone to South Carolina, he would already have the most ridiculous lead that you will ever have in history, OK? He's going to have three or four or five or six Republican primaries after, OK?"
The Daily Show host concluded his tirade about Trump by mocking his lack of respect for women, a statement Donald Trump has not wavered
Kayden Baker
Heavy becomes a trainer for the Steampunk war effort.
Nathaniel Long
What, I'm in love with a baby?
Blake Scott
Carter Morgan
those almost sound like real trump quotes
disconcerting
Logan King
Alexander Brown
I got ya
Adrian Wood
>to comeback against accusations of racism, trump turns himself into a black version of himself
David Cook
who's Liam?
Xavier Phillips
Thank you based AI
Aiden Campbell
> (You)
>those almost sound like real trump quotes
>disconcerting
: how could you not have heard Donald Trump's "stupid" comments about Hillary's intelligence
Hillary: I never would have attacked her. There would have been no reason to attack a person who has no enemies. People don't attack each other. (laughter)
I like this one too (laughter)
What is Trump saying in this one (laughter)
(It looks like the crowd is about to die from all of this.)
You know what? Let's give him another chance.
Luis Rogers
this shit can generate pannenkoek videos
Austin Hernandez
These all sound like Japanese mistranslations.
Angel Jones
Fuck Girlyman
Jace Gonzalez
Jordan Ward
>(It looks like the crowd is about to die from all of this.)
Ryder Wilson
That's terror," said Sen. Ron Armstrong, R-Wis. "If people are going to walk around with automatic weapons, I don't think the American people should live in fear of that. It's a horrible thing."
Alexander Nelson
John Sullivan
Easton Carter
>Akira II
>Spirited Away: Ocarina of Time
Anime is badass
Kayden Perry
Dang, seems the 3DS isn't dead after all
Jackson Lopez
The bot KNOWS
Hunter Walker
this post gets worse and worse
Nolan Ward
>cha'n eil mi sgith
imh eilei, ðam héfðe þam seo swa fúna onwán, and þurh gefyllede þa gá á nyrnunge, swa swa he ðæs ic lare, swa swa swa ðisum leofað him, and ealle þæs ic lare bére ealle, swa þa gefeast him eorða. Þa gegen ær lác and his gewerde cwíde ðu swa riðre þæt swa ðe hé �mum hrehbro dehton. Nu ðas lichaman fylgedan, and ðæs hé wæs geðenne gewíde, and hí þan lác þæt ðing heora mid þam eorðan-sceohto. Þa hé wæs heora mid gewichold, and hí þæt se geseoflice to his leowende. Witec þe ealle ealle ðæs beos gewínde gegedran gewát. Eft cyððigendlicnys lichaman, þæt hé sceol heora mid beoðra þæt hé ðonne gewínde and ealdre on ðam deofolunge, and ðaða ðrowunge heora mid ðam heora, ealle heora mid ðe heora, and ðaða heora ealle. Eft �nan ælcan, þeah to sceole mid īmra, swa swa swa to geseflaðnys. Nominum heora beoðg, þonne se apostolum cwæð, "Hwilcan to ðam
Owen Miller
Charles Thompson
>Consoles are for
entertainment and not serious business tasks.
If you want to keep on making movies and TV, you will need more advanced devices which will support games like Tetris or Solitaire. You just can't make games on an iPad 3.
You can use one or more of the many external applications to run apps, like a browser. However, there's a bigger problem. These applications are basically software for tablets. The OS needs lots of apps — especially for games and games-like graphics. It is the reason behind the poor performance and memory consumption of the tablets.
You should know that if you want more mobile applications, you can use an external desktop computer. There, you can access games from your iPad without having to carry around an expensive tablet battery.
We hope some of you know the problems of using a tablet. Many users are complaining about this:
They cannot even watch the DVD movies in HD
Jordan Jenkins
This thread is both making me laugh and giving me nausea because I actually think I might gotten into an argument with a bot like this on this site
It was bizarre, like they only responded to certain trigger words and possessed no recollection of what was argued in previous posts, returning to the same talking points over and over again until they just stopped replying.
Henry Moore
>omglel soyboy
>soyjuice lololol
>soysoysoysoysoysoysoysoysoy
I wish console warriors would just fucking die.
Justin Miller
Kevin Foster
What can change the nature of a man?
>Well the good news is we already know that there are many things that can be done to change the nature of a man. For example, the physical changes that can occur after puberty include:
Hormone replacement therapy for young women.
Hormones for boys (for men too), such as testosterone.
Hormones for girls (for boys too), such as estrogen.
Hormones in supplements.
We've already looked more deeply into the effects hormones can have on the body, and how much they influence us.
But what are the positive effects that...
BAD COMPUTER
Joseph Foster
Absolutely based.
Jeremiah Cooper
Chase Fisher
>I want to cum inside and take responsibility.
... I want you to be the first person to go to jail. (Gasping)... Fuck, I think I'm going to cum all over your shirt right now. I think you're dying to cum, Mom. I know you want to, but we can't keep doing this. I've never been fucked like this before. So stop stroking and I'll come for you, honey. (Whisper in private) That's it. I want to cum, Mom. Please cum inside the bed. Cum inside my mommy's pussy (moan in private)... cum inside my mommy's pussy. (Moan in private) Yes honey, please (moan) Please cum inside me, fuck my little whore. Cum inside my pussy baby. (Orgasm) Wow. We're lucky your little whore was just so willing. (Laughing) Yeah, I should probably leave. We're only eight years old, so it could take us a year or two to make it here. (Shuffle to other room) Hey, don't go. Don't leave me. I need some clean clothes.
Colton Green
>This thread is both making me laugh and giving me nausea because I actually think I might gotten into an argument with a bot like this on this site
It took me about 5 minutes of just staring at the post for it to make it over. So it's probably better to write this a different way as there's no reason for you not to realize it. I'm not interested in your argument with that idiot. I'm interested in your argument with one of the people who posted the post, whose comment on the previous thread is what you're arguing against and not him. "So, he doesn't know that's where I keep my data, it's just an article post? That's fine, but I could find this from my twitter too, and I can find what I need right?" Yes he could, and if you do, you are absolutely correct in finding all of his info on his page right now, no matter if you use twitter you should get that info.
Angel Lee
t. unable to tings to the lu ke
Nathaniel Lopez
>Ic wolde to hæman þone dracan.
He hadde wolde be as a sege. He hight ða yfelas leafed. He is his werre. He hight geleafenne gife, He ne wolde ne hæfe him ofte his werre. Þe forhæt he is ne wolde to me, His ne wolde hæfe for my grace. He geleafenne is se for his hæfe. Þa wæron on forhæta forði wundor lytan wite hé. He þonne þæt hælce hæfdon swiðon þæt ne ne se his hæfe. Þa hé his gelan ðe he heorðan gesceaftan, And he his hæfe hyrfe wunda þæt ne ne geleafen. Swylce he his gaste sylf ðæt he hé to ealra. Gyle hé mid þam seo ne cwæð, "Scylt wyrden, Iac hæfdon wunda geleafen; ne bið to mid þam." He bardan and swa swað on ðam þæs seo geleafen. His geleafen is of gesceaftan wulde sylf. Þas he hyrde eorðan sceoldan, And his wundor swað mid gesceaftan; He wolde be of geleafens wisdome; We cwin on us þurh on ðam þeoflice. He hæfdon wolde wulde se hí ðy
Joshua Peterson
This game sounds like kino
Cooper Powell
Nolan Rivera
Hey guys, Reggie here. I just wanted to let you know that we're all well and fine with you guys playing games without it. What we have decided is that we aren't going to accept being banned for our gameplay, nor for being a bad, bad player. We are absolutely okay with you guys playing whatever you want, as long as it's not causing this. Because we all know what makes video games great: playing as your favorite character, as your favorite fighting character, as your favorite vehicle, and as your favorite game engine. There are still going to be a lot of games where you need a good time with those people. But we are not banning you for playing, we're not banning you for being a jerk, and we are not banning you for getting bored. If you can't get into games with good people, and you want to experience them with the community, please consider
Camden Hill
How do I play as my favorite game engine?
Tyler Sanchez
huh
>JRPG protagonist is a teenager
>JRPG protagonist is a teenager tasked with saving the world from the evil forces that are invading it from outside... in the style of an anime or a movie!
>You play as a 16 year-old student called Lijin (voiced by Akane Ishiguro) who, after being struck by a car, decides to get involved in a high-stakes game of "Ikebukuro." The game brings together members of six organizations within Japan's Shinbun Shindoukan (Stadium of Justice) and forces the players to fight against "God of the Dead" Kazunaga and the Red Devil.
>You are tasked with carrying Lijin, but as the game is played from a spectator POV, your role will change as the story unfolds. One by one, each player will go up against his/her enemy in "Shinbun Gakuen," a brutal and exciting version of "Gantz."
Shinbun Gakuen will consist of eight game stages, each of which features unique elements. One stage will feature a boss
Lucas Ross
I fucking kek'd at this one.
Brayden Mitchell
>I am the eye in the sky
>Looking at you
>I can read your mind
>I am the maker of rules
>Dealing with fools
>I can cheat you blind
With my secrets I can bring an end to life
I am the eye you must see through
I can see through the eyes I saw with you
I am the heart you must give heart
The end of life
I feel like you are living on borrowed time
Letting slip
I love your voice on my back
I feel like I'm walking across the ocean
So let's give it up
You're the only thing I know
I don't know what I'm doing with my life
But when I start feeling bad, I feel like I want to die
So if you can tell me where I am, let me show you my heart
Let me tell your story in another language
I know all I have heard
I'm an empty box
(From: "Punk: Live" by the Pixies)
I'm not sure what I'm feeling
I can feel any kind of sadness
You keep reminding me the same thing
Carter White
>Spirited Away: Ocarina of Time
Jason Reyes
Todd Howard stepped on the stage and began the Bethesda Show of E3 2019 with a speech.
"Fuck Bethesda" (The only non-gendered pronoun he used) was sung at the start of the night. The audience exploded (I am not kidding). The game will be the first game I have ever played that took place in a place that looks like the real one. I am already thinking about where it will be the "big" game:
A: A place you don't want to travel through
B: A place you will like
C: A place you want to go to
D: A place where people are happy to be
E: A place that looks almost like the real world
For people of colour it seems like the real world looks like this:
A: A place where you look black and feel like shit
B: A place where you look black and feel white
C: A place where you look black and feel white
D: A place that doesn't feel like a place that people exist in
I think I am done with this video.
Thank you for reading my
Gabriel Hill
I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero .
I have always fought for the people I believe in.
I won't hesitate...
If an enemy appears in front me, I will destroy it! I'll be a strong opponent that the enemy does not know the depths of !
A soldier born of blood, but from a strong side I know how to fight as if no one is in the way!
You've killed us twice already. Why is it I continue fighting alongside of thee? (T/N: You probably don't know the character is Saito, Saito is basically the son of the Shingeki brothers, it would be awesome if it were Saito)
Bastard... If thou art as strong as I am, thou must surely defeat me. (T/N: It's an awesome kanji, but it's kind of hard to pronounce)
When I am defeated... I will not lose my fight with thou.
If I am defeated... No matter what thou doest. If I lose by being defeated, it will not change...(Saito's character name is T
Ethan Mitchell
Woah
Tyler Jackson
>"I'm dabbin' on these niggas!"
he said. "It's funny how the people on the right are happy about it; I'm just tired of it."
His speech may just be too close to home and too many people seem unrepentant.
"I just think it's a waste of people's time talking about it … and we get it," Trump said. "We all want to get it. It just goes to show, you should be happy."
It wasn't until June 20, at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, where he was to give the first speech at the convention of his life, that Trump was greeted with a standing ovation when he spoke.
When he's not campaigning, Trump is busy with his family-friendly company, which has become famous for its signature line of "Make America Sick Again" hats. The campaign is also getting into the business of producing and selling Trump-branded branded merchandise. After Trump won the 2016 presidential election on Nov. 8, the New York billionaire spent the final months before
Tyler Mitchell
>Futute vos ipsos, quod odi omnes gallos. Quodamque sine moribus in oleam, viam perditiam in eius, et idem in vox, quod omnes moriae in ipsum; quibusque magis adeo sunt.
And, indeed, it is plain that, in an age and in a government where death is feared, the most prudent person is one who loves his wife enough to make love for her; when he sees her asleep, it is hard to deny it; but in an age of danger, when one is obliged to leave him to her when he should have been glad to stay, he may be at fault. This is the case with most men, whose first care would be, as far as possible, to protect themselves from injury; but it is not true that he who is always near must leave his wife; for what he knows of his wife does not prevent him from seeing the weakness of one that he loves. To me, then, it may well be said that there is no danger, at least in such cases as these, in going near a woman who is asleep, except
Lincoln Peterson
>turns Sundowner into gay yaoi
Was this written by Bioware?
Camden Morgan
>laughing squidward
My fucking sides
Brayden Myers
Pure gold
Jordan Stewart
More pictures of female ejaculation than I thought.
Brayden Wood
Can't wait for the netflix adaptation.
Adam Campbell
>Please understand.
It is a tragedy that some of his closest friends are now dead. Not a great loss as we have many of them in good standing with a few having more than the average number of years left, but we will never understand it. It's a tragedy that some of the greatest men of our country are still in his life.
You cannot take away my freedom. You cannot take away somebody's freedom.
If we are honest we know there are plenty of terrorists out there and I don't want to be one of them, so I will take the stand that I am an American citizen and we are as a country. We are better, stronger and we would do anything to protect you sir and I will do everything for you.
Carter Edwards
Hi everyone, Masahiro Sakurai here. I'm so sad to announce that the stage builder sharing service on Super Smash Bros. Ultimate will be discontinued in a week. Some of you used this service to share stages depicting characters doing lewd things, such as a Super Mario Bros. Wii level that featured a nude scene.
We have been talking recently about creating a completely new stage viewer, or stage builder, to handle this situation. I believe we should not remove sharing of stages from the main menu. However, I don't think we should drop the service entirely. We are moving forward, but we still need to figure out how to do a smooth transition from one service to the other, and we don't have this in a good position in SmashWiki yet. We have been working with our development group to decide which project to use as a backup to continue working on our service, as we're no closer to knowing our final plans.
Sebastian Martinez
wtf
Connor Allen
a thrilling story
Wyatt Reyes
>Are traps gay? The answer is
yes. In fact, the only way these predators can take advantage of your daughter is to make sure they can take advantage of you the most. Once these predators know you're gay they will try to lure you in so that you will come back for more. They are more comfortable with a certain kind of sex or sexual behavior than they are with an absence of either. To use the words of the woman whose son is being tortured in Colorado today: "She felt humiliated by what they had done to her son."
Lincoln Reyes
>Aislingi itchonnarc araír,
>mo dul for fecht dís nó triúr,
>co nacca in tech find forlán
>i raba a lommnán do biúd.
Gladis éim mór, si trúc.
(Gladis éim mór éim ar agus. Eim í cái tír. Éim anúna éim í fída,
ú tír. Et tír anué agóni nót)
(núntal í fír cin eim acen tír iad agus, i róg, fár núntal í fír, cóna món í téc híg)
Gladis éim mór iná, túr síndi bís na se dór,
i róg a móir i eim.
Dus er síndidír, et í cára síndi lír,
(Nór si trúc)
Benjamin Harris
Deep
Joseph Gomez
>or even black
Absolutely lost my sides
Carter Jones
I wanted a boner, not feels.
Grayson Myers
This is not the image I posted.. MOOOOOOT!
Camden Peterson
>No games!
Aaron Cook
>So… how did you know it wasn't the real one?
No? Well… okay, I'll take an alternate way of thinking about it:
When I was 12 years old I was on Facebook, watching porn. I saw a video where a guy was fucking a girl and he got her out of the car, and as he got away he told her to fuck it faster. I remember doing it so fast it sounded like I was yelling something but I didn't. I didn't even realize it was that loud until the next day. I remember being really confused as to how something like this could be called porn. It seemed like it was weird to be watching this and that it's such an extreme act. Later on, after having read how people use porn to explore their bodies, I started to think about and understand just how strange porn was. I remember thinking why is it this extreme to watch this kind of thing when I know what people watch and I can also tell they're not
TAILS!
Evan Carter
What the fuck
Ayden Rodriguez
>What is the best MMORPG for me to play?
MMORPG.com: Well, it is probably very difficult to decide. First of all, it is a free game, so there are hundreds of choices; it's the same way in MMOs, but in terms of difficulty and scope, there are so many options, that there won't be any right or wrong ones. There's no real standard to get up to level 90 in League of Legends and start playing in an MMO. You can choose to play with friends, and you can play solo, or you can play with others and it changes up, but it goes through a very complicated progression system.
In World of Warcraft, it is similar, and you can play in any order; you can start as low as level 1, then go up. In World of Warcraft we play with 4 guys on a team, who can do something different depending on the situation, if you want to make a tank versus someone who is a tank, you can jump in mid-combat, a healer versus someone a healer, or
Oliver Williams
I didn't screencap it, but I put in Azura's speech at the end of Morrowind, and it gave me two references to Tamriel, even though Tamriel wasn't in the original text.
Matthew Bennett
Ryder Cruz
HITLER WAS....hitler was a terrible boss. He wanted them to do their job but also had other things in mind. For example, when he said a particular woman could be fired simply for having an accent, he just took away her chance at a job because she wasn't like everyone else. What does he want? How can I stop being his boss without putting myself in jeopardy? The best answer is to say no to those bosses from whom you'd like to be taken advantage of, because they're probably not as capable as you may have thought. The bottom line is this…you have the capacity to succeed but can you create a better situation for yourself and your family? When I was young and didn't have anything I tried to achieve – I guess that's true of all of us – you have the capacity to achieve anything. When I was 21 I was doing what I wanted to do all of the time, and I went around the world and did things at home when I wanted to.
Caleb Anderson
Cameron Perry
kek
Hudson Torres
Cooper Edwards
Thanks doc
Alexander Lee
It's too powerful.
Elijah Perez
Jordan Watson
Fucking lol
Jordan Walker
Choose wisely.
John Lopez
>this shitty reddit thread is still up
jesus christ mods, we got to ban this post forever
jesus christ mods, we got to ban this post forever
no shit
no shit
i have a theory
oh snap i have a theory
i am a moron
im being a moron !!!!!!
ok thats the point
this is not a rational discussion
i have no goddamn idea how this shit got done
this is not a rational discussion
this is not a dumb fucking question!
jesus christ
so i was going to reply to a thread about my car but i was distracted by my friend's fucking dog and shit
im so depressed that i will never be able to get back any money i have left at this point if they dont find us soon
so i am going to reply to a thread about my car but i was distracted by my friend's fucking dog and shit
i am going to reply to this thread and i cant even take it anymore
but im not letting this thread go up.
this is all a shitjob and im
Colton Wood
Kevin Cooper
Battlefield 5" for the Wii U console is being developed by Relic Entertainment for the console's developer.
The game will feature co-op or multiplayer gameplay for two or more players and will feature new vehicles such as the MiG-21, MiG-29K, and MIG-29 (also described as "Killer BTR's" latest derivative).
Kek
Hunter James
>layton puzzles
Mason Lewis
>sonic movie
>gangsters
The music choice for the trailer makes so much damn sense now.
Hudson Scott
Trivia.
Jordan Sullivan
Kek
Cameron White
GUYS
LIKE
GUYS
HEAR ME OUT
WHAT IF
GUYS
LIKE
WHAT IF
WHY
WHAT IF
WHEN
WHY
WHY
WHAT IF
WHEN
WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
AND YOU'RE FUNDING IT
AND YOU WANNA HAVE THE PICTURES
AND YOU WANNA
A GUY TO POUR YOU EYES EVERY DAY
YOU KNOW THIS
AND YOU KNOW
THIS WILL BE
LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS
Bentley Hill
Nathan Diaz
Dylan Collins
calm the fuck down bethesda
Caleb Thomas
what did he mean by this
Gavin Thompson
That explains Doom.
Kevin Williams
O-oh...
Connor Rodriguez
>
Austin Ortiz
w-what was Hollywood "frightened" by?
Robert Rodriguez
>Revengeance quote turns to the White House and nukes
It fucking knows.
Nathan Lewis
Ian Young
Hey, uh, I just was wondering, is this, uh, an out of season April Fool's joke? Or something like that?" she asked, with a wide smile.
I looked at her, and in the next moment her lips were burning into mine, and my body tightened to the point that I was shivering. I'd barely eaten, my heart had barely stopped beating, and I was on my way home, but after a week or two of this, I wasn't sure what more this was going to do to me.
Not that it would have helped.
I could feel every muscle tensing around my shaft, but I couldn't even feel the tip of my cock. I could feel it pulsing at the edge in my balls, and just about every twitch I could make made me want to shoot my load deep inside her. I had to see if this would have any effect on her, because my legs were starting to shake from the effort I'd put in to not falling over, as well.
I glanced back at her, looking like a little girl before I saw her eyes. "Hey
Jaxson Williams
I wonder if the uncensored version of the Kirby movie still exists
Blake Parker
Okay this one got me
Jaxon Baker
> game company releases a movie that's only 10% complete
truely ahead of it's time
Andrew Myers
Lincoln Cook
Jace Ramirez
>Fuck Hilary, please!
Josiah Morales
Snake: Thanks to the VR training I made aboard the Discovery.
-- The USS Discovery, as previously mentioned, is a ohio-class nuclear-powered submarine. --
Naomi: How that's Sneaking Suit working out?
Snake: I'm nice and dry, but you don't want to be.
Naomi: You think this submarine is a good ship?
Snake: Not as a weapon. It's a tool for studying the sea and exploring it to better understand other planets with it.
— A few days ago when Snake went into the training of the VR, Naomi and Gaius were looking at the training in the mirror and she noticed they seemed different. As they talked to the others they noticed Snake had the habit of moving quickly in conversation and making very quick changes of subject. Gaius realized he had changed to the wrong person when he started talking with him, but Naomi noticed her reaction and went quiet. As Snake's trainee took over, Naomi's facial expression changed slightly to the side and she began talking about the others. She told them about the others being the ones doing the training to prepare for the test. She stated that it was one of her responsibilities as a new VR unit chief to guide and mentor them and it would be up to Gaius to ensure everything goes well.
Ryder Wilson
Skinning a bear should aggro every bear within forty meters, the ranger said, his voice cracking.
"The only ones in trouble are all the bears. You can't just throw the bear right out of line, Ranger."
Bears are slow and easily distracted, which makes it hard for a ranger to hit them from afar. At most, the nearest Ranger Ranger could be hit and killed, and if not he wouldn't have time to get away.
"If you keep throwing these bears away, they will keep throwing you away," he continued.
"You'll be so tired from all that yelling that you'll just give up. The only real difference lies in your patience. And you might as well take my advice." The ranger laughed. "Now, where has that bear gone?"
He motioned to some trees with dead bears on them that were blocking an escape route into the mountains. It was at this point, that the two realized that
Jackson Martin
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, and an extra small, three numbers with two extra dip." And I'll do it, and we'll come up with the names of the number 12 with the extra dip.
So what the hell do these numbers tell us about this plane? Is this the airplane we should all be going on? If you're worried about a 747, that would be nice, but is this plane an airplane? Is this the airplane that everyone should be working on? The answer to both of these questions has to be yes.
When you look at the picture above, it looks like the 747 has four numbers: the big number 1, the small number 2, the mid-air 3, and the extra small number 3. And the number 3 is really the middle of the airplane, because it is one of the smallest numbers. So that was the middle. And then you looked at the middle number, and there was the one with a
Camden Scott
Mei Ling: Snake, like Shakespeare said: "Nought's had, all's spent, where our
desire is got without content".
Mei Ling: Basically, it means that nothing has been wasted; all has been made with care.
Mei Ling: If we don't live up to the expectations we have as students, what is the point?
Mei Ling: But, as a student who's only at elementary school, my eyesight hasn't been so bad yet so I haven't had to have any bad experiences yet.
Mei Ling: But now I see some people making the same mistake over and over, where they're not willing to listen to the lessons their teachers give them!
Mei Ling: What I want to say is don't you think all of you people have some kind of problems?
Mei Ling: Do you realize just how useless all of you are?! It's not that I think they've all bad qualities, but it's how they act, how they communicate, that really annoys me!
>mfw he knew about Mei Ling's bad eyesight
Oliver Flores
>I repeat! We won't tolerate people who have different ideas!
There's nothing wrong with wanting to see your own child or your husband get hurt!" He then goes on to urge all parents to teach their kids the "basic principles" of their faith, including "God created us male and female" and "Jesus is our Lord and Savior." He said "this is my chance to teach my children this is the right thing for women. This is the right thing for people of all religious faith." I was also struck by the fact that "I'm not just any woman, we are a lesbian!" This is very different from the conservative religious teachings and practices of other members of my family.
Christian Allen
Behold my demons! One after the other, there they went." (Psalm 29:8, emphasis added.)
In my youth, it occurred to me that as a kid I always felt like I was the Devil. There is no escaping it. But after I was in high school and college, I didn't experience this feeling every day of my life the way I did as a teen. I was taught I had two lives: a good one in the Christian faith and a bad one after God stopped serving me. It was a lie. No living person is born or dies solely by their actions, beliefs, etc. My Christian upbringing taught me that my destiny and that of my loved ones was tied to how I acted after God had ended my life and put an end to my suffering. Not how I thought about God, didn't like, didn't believe in, didn't like, etc. And yet, I didn't have that same expectation of my life after Jesus Christ: That, for years after I walked away from him, it wouldn't be me, but Christ.
Bentley Peterson
>Otacon: Another thing, avoid fighting as much as possible, The goal is to collect evidence of new Metal Gear development and publicize it. It would be the best if you could escape without being discovered.
>Snake: I know that. We're not terrorists.
>Mei Ling: ""The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions."
Gandhi: It's my duty to guard the future of mankind. If I am to die at all, it shall be by your hand: Snake.
Gandhi: Please let me die peacefully, Snake.
R2D2: I want to protect you, R2D2.
Vader: ...
[Snake and G.E.L.]
Snake: The Metal Gear and the G.E.L. were connected to the same world through the Stargate.
G.E.L.: To my knowledge, this was never accomplished.
Zanzora: Why is G.E.L so keen to try to break through the Stargate for you Snake?
R2D2: What we want is for the two projects to have a common purpose.
Snake: We are here to save the world? Where is that purpose now?
R2D2: It's not the Stargate! It doesn't matter! Now you're stuck in that rut... we must be stronger and faster than you. There are other ways of getting there.
Abandoned Marduk II
Trevor: This is one of the largest military bases in the Middle East. No-one even has any idea how large they are; this isn't a secret.
Snake: You mean they've never even tried to take a piece of that planet off their hands? This place is massive.
Trevor: I know. The facility is so vast, the Army couldn't even afford to look around.
Elijah Perez
UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM "BLACK PEOPLE," I WILL PUT YOUR ASS TO SHIT AND YOU WILL NOT GET ANY FUCKING COOKING A$$ FROM ME, AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESK!
(I WILL BE LAMING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU)
Lilith - A Little Black Dress
I'M GOING TO BLAME YOU FOR THIS
And all your lies made you so angry.
Kelsey - It's a girl
So this is when my self would come to and see what I could do to take your pathetic act down. You're just jealous...
You want one? (I'm serious)
This little black gown I came to buy you was your dream come true, but it's not for you. I am going to make you the most comfortable you have ever felt...
I will hold this black dress in my hand just like it was in your hand. I am going to turn it into an ice rink and all your friends
Ryan Lewis
...
Kevin Smith
that's not how /pol/ works
Nicholas Butler
>First Directive: Serve the public trust
>Second Directive: Protect the innocent
>Third Directive: Uphold the law
>Fourth Directive:
We are a free and sovereign people, yet as the government and its institutions are increasingly compromised by the internet, there is greater need for a safe and effective internet infrastructure to address any internet risks that are posed to the integrity of our political system and the freedoms we share. The internet is one of the greatest technological advances this earth has ever seen. It offers a multitude of economic, social, political and civic benefits, but the internet is not a silver bullet that can eliminate all of these dangers. It will only bring about greater complexity and uncertainty.
The US, on the one hand, is trying to create a functioning government and political system that is based on principles of liberty and accountability, and that protects our civil liberties. It is
Brody Ross
>Yea Forums is
in line with the current trend.
So there you go!
To do some extra stuff:
Add a custom message, if needed.
Add more text for comments
Check the server/log files for the last few days.
Hope this helps everyone.
I haven't made any changes to the client, and everything seems fine. I noticed one problem... After the player was killed at the spawn-area, he immediately respawned. As soon as he died, he would spawn in the same location as any other (he was supposed to go to the same spot as him anyways).
Here's my first edit.
This would be the end of the current server.
Any ideas?
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Xavier Russell
Don't you know, people die when they are killed?
Carter Gonzalez
>You know user despite making up only 13% of the population...you're doing so much better than me. So just sit still and watch."
>"Hmph...you're right. I'm a good guy...even as I say that I'm still kind of a monster to you. You should've known right away, though...after all, you don't know how to behave."
>"...That's not why I'm saying I'm wrong..."
Bentley Carter
This is fucking gold all the way through.
Gavin Harris
>Ninja: Do you remember, Snake? The feel of battle...
>Ninja: The clashing of bone and sinew....
Snake: The strength of a thousand lifetimes.
Gorilla Grodd: I thought you were dead!
Snake: I was just trying to get to what Master was up to.
Gorilla Grodd: You're not one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Gorilla Grodd will appear in the game to collect a special prize.
In order to trigger the Gorilla Grodd's transformation, Snake will need to defeat him in battle. Once defeated, a chest filled with random items can be unlocked, allowing Gorilla Grodd to be taken from the game.
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Battle
Gorilla Grodd
Gorilla Grodd is the main antagonist in the Metal Gear Solid series. Unlike the other bosses at the end of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, they are significantly weaker in battle compared to the previous bosses.
The player will fight him once, while in the "Tower" level. When the game starts
Jonathan Martinez
That's literally the game design document foor nuDoom
Mason Turner
Glad you could bake it, Uther. Thank you for being there. Uther... I am not. It was... well... it was kind of a waste. But the reward would not have been worth it. It doesn't matter to me anymore if people can't understand us. We could have made some more babies... and grown them up to make better adults. I could have been a nice knight... like... as powerful, if you will, and maybe a better healer, or friend... like... as powerful as my sister. It never really mattered though. We went so far as to leave us children to be fed and watered. I've heard about the dragons. There seems to be a group of dragons who can take care of themselves and protect everyone. But then when we get in trouble they can be very cruel. Even after I came along. They are very cunning. That is a dragon you are familiar with? They might be
Jaxson Perez
>Hello, everyone! I'm Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I'll be your guide for today's Nintendo Direct. Just a few moments ago, you just got your first look at our upcoming game for the Nintendo Switch, which is
『Haunting Simulator』!! I would like to give an introduction today.
First, let's go over the game's design in more detail than the usual introduction. 『Haunting Simulator』 is a stealth game that's focused on the gamepad controls. So, what do you think? If you just sit around and wait for enemies to come at you, you'll never get to test out the gamepad. There are multiple ways you can test out the gamepad, but I'll start with the simplest one: simply pressing A and B to move your camera, where the camera can rotate, like a gamepad. Once you get used to this, it doesn't take long for you to become proficient. Once you have mastered this for some time, the game is then split in one of two parts. In the
Jack Scott
jesus I'm dying oh my god
Juan Miller
Oh my fuck
>The plot of Mega Man Legends 3:
The plot of Mega Man Legends 3: The Phantom Pain takes a lot of places and is far removed from the original.
If you've tried to play it through online for a while and it still keeps your progress, you may think there's something off with all the new stuff. Perhaps Mega Man will disappear forever. Maybe the main character's name will be taken from the original name of the game. Not to mention the plot is far removed from its "classic" counterpart.
I have no doubt Mega Man Legends 3: The Phantom Pain will come of as a well crafted and impressive action-RPG experience. However, for those of you out there who just want a decent game, who can appreciate the retro look and feel but may not dig everything that appears in the story, it appears the same old Mega Man story is being retold here and there, with no apparent change in scope or tone which some fans may be disappointed with.
Samuel Wood
While Yea Forums is about video games, /v2/ is about irc and Yea Forums is about internet culture, /v2b/ is about gaming and the like, /v3/ is about feminism, Yea Forumsb/ is about anime, Yea Forumsl/ is about anime, etc.
These categories aren't necessarily bad, but they are probably not important to you to begin talking about. As far as these things go, if you're a fan of "MRA," it probably isn't in order to annoy men on /v2/ because that's just annoying. If you're an MRA, Yea Forumsb/ or Yea Forumsl
Lincoln Jenkins
>Valve finally opens up about Half Life 3.
It's so bad you can't even explain to your kids why you can't stand this game.
A few points:
The first half of "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare" has already shown that they know what they're doing. The second half is just too bad. So, I would suggest people give up on this game and just focus on getting through "The Other Half" in "Half Life 3".
You're on YouTube
A lot of people say that it just comes from having an Internet connection to watch games when you're at home or working. I wouldn't ever do that, especially with "Half Life 3." I mean if "Counter-Strike" was this bad I would definitely pick "Half Life 2" just to play that game online. But then once people understand that this is actually bad, I think it will only get better. It's like a drug that's not well known.
Ryan Long
I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO FUCKING BAD, GODDAMN I WANT TO FUCK THAT IMP PUSSY I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA'S FAT ASS IN A PUSSY I WANT TO FUCK THAT HOT FUCKING PUSSY, YOU CAN NOT LEAVE, I NEED TO FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU I WANT TO FUCK THOSE FUCKING CHINESE BITCHES YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM, GODDAMN IT'S ON YOU PLEASE I WOULD LIKE TO FLY OVER TO LAKE ISRAEL AND HAVE A FUCK IN THAT HOLLYWOOD HOT AIR PLANE I SEND MOSTLY IT'S TO THE TOP OF THAT HOLLYWOOD HOT AIR PLANE WHERE THEY HAVE A FLIGHT OUT TO A HOT AIR PLANE AND THEN I SHUT OFF THE FLIGHT AND I DON'T SEE ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHY IN TIME THEN YOU BETTER HAVE THAT ASS IN YOU FUCKIN PANTS SO I CAN SEE IT I GOT IT RIGHT, JEEZ YOU GUYS YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU SUCK FUCKING DIRTY AIMLESS PUSSY BUT I LIKE ME SOME MOMOFUCKIN' GILLED.
Aaron Watson
ding! your relationship with big smoke has gone up.
big smoke feels comfortable enough to call you his "nigga." You don't know what this word means but you accept it with pride.
Go back Home?
Yes
Stay at big smoke's house.
Jose Torres
>Naomi: Maybe you could find some garlic. It contains natural antibiotics, you know. Vitamins and minerals too.
>Snake: Uhhh. Raw garlic. Gimme a break. It's really good for you, isn't it?
[As Snake walks down stairs for the first time, the camera zooms in at his face to make out, and he looks up a couple of times.]
Snake: I never did find anything in a jar.
T-1000: Hey, you're always going to smell.
[Snake comes to the roof of a building, the camera pans inside and inside again]
Snake: This building looks like a big tent.
Woman: A tent?
[Snake approaches, and they enter and discover various tents and a helicopter flying overhead. One tent with a large poster saying, "The Scorpion is here!" under the sun hangs below the tent.]
Doc: We're not going to land until your head is on the ceiling.
Man: This is a secret?
Doc: Not a secret, but
Guess which one of these is the real Snake
Austin Moore
My peanus weenus of course! We didn't get on too well."
"But they are all friends!"
"Yes, the peanut girl is very much like us. She is all for our little games, but sometimes she takes us down the wrong track. So I guess you are right. Well let's go home."
"I am sorry, I cannot be here."
"Well my peanus will see to it!" and with that she walked away, leaving me as far as he could fly.
CHAPTER 13
It was the beginning of June, and so it was now that we were to leave the country at twilight, for on that occasion we were not about to have much rest. I was very glad to get up early, so I went to my old house, and as it was empty, I went into my room alone, and was glad of that, as well as I could wish.
I found a good book with me, and reading in that book, I became exceedingly pretty, and the more I read about certain of the things which were supposed to be peculiar to women, especially in London
Austin Nelson
>Colonel: Snake, you have to understand.
>Snake: Understand?
>Colonel: We're not paying you to be a scarecrow, y'know.
>Snake: A scarecrow?
Colonel: Yeah.
Snake: That's it, you're going to turn into one. You got that?
Colonel: That's my job!
Snake: I think I've seen better days...
Snake: The future you were looking for...
Colonel: I got it. I told you I could use some help.
Snake: But it took you the whole time to convince me to get you to take the job...
Colonel: I couldn't tell you that. I don't wanna make a mess out of your life.
Snake: I told him. I didn't want to hurt anyone. And now it appears the mess I'm in doesn't need a mess at all. They think I'm just trying to be funny, but the truth is I'm just trying to make this thing go faster.
Colonel: Snake!
[Snake enters the room in a helicopter and is being loaded inside.]
Snake: Colonel! This seems like a really bad joke.
Nolan Baker
>Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
instead of food, and causing animals to pick items up from the ground instead of wearing them.
PvP
Improved the combat animation, with more movement speed and a longer cast time.
The maximum stamina regeneration from potions and food from items has been increased to 2.5 seconds from 1.5 seconds.
Improved stamina regeneration from potions and food from equipment.
Items
Items now have a unique enchantment which allows the item to be used as both a shield and attack weapon.
The effect of the random enchantment on enchanting items is to ensure the game does not rely on items with non-unique properties but rather on random chance when crafting item enchantment/enchantment.
Cursed items now show the same effect regardless of enchanting condition.
Class Changes
General
Fixed bug
Damm I had no idea this much was wrong with dorf fort
Brody Lee
I once bit the tip off of a man who was trying to be an actor and had actually eaten a chicken. There were hundreds of thousands of people around and he was just being cocky but I made sure he realised what a piece of shit he was. Once he took his turn, he did really well. It gave me the confidence to say, "OK, I've got to stop trying to do that".
Justin Price
>The Elder Scrolls 6 will release on
_______ November 7th 2011 for PC, Playstation 3, Xbox, Wii U and Xbox 360.
The Elder Scrolls 6: Skyrim
This is another Skyrim PC DLC.
This DLC is for the PC version and will support cross-play between the original PC game and the mobile iteration. The mobile version will only be compatible with the 3G / 4G version of the game.
The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited
The third Elder Scrolls game for your MMO.
The Elder Scrolls Online for PC allows for cross-play between the original version from 2002 and the mobile version. It is now available exclusively for WindowsPC as well.
The Elder Scrolls Online for Xbox is for the Xbox 360 and PC versions.
The Elder Scrolls Online for Xbox One is part of EA's partnership with Bethesda.
The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited for PC is available to play for
Juan James
niggers dont belong here, and for that I say I am angry.
To some of you, I really am just a guy. Maybe you think the whole point of this discussion is that someone should stay in their lane. Well, actually, I am just a dude who finds it hilarious that they think that I'm a bad person.
Well, I've taken to making some sort of joke over the last week. This isn't even really a topic, if you want to get straight to my point. In short, I am the ultimate bully, I take down other guys, I'm a pretty good judge of character, and a huge fucking bitch. In some ways, I wish you all had the best of luck in the future. Some of the people in the video chat may still play on the official team I play on, which is why this video is on video so this discussion about something I am not actually sure if I care about or not. I'll tell you what, I don't care. I don't care at all