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it just gets better

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So BL3 is shaping up to be a disaster huh?

mr. david eddings, i don't know you, but please kill this degenerate franchise and make it so it never returns. thank you. - a fan

Excusez moi
Wtf, this is #metoo tier

Impossible. This gentleman is not a child, and we know Randy's tastes lay in younger places.

>someone claims they were physically/sexually assaulted YEARS ago with no proof whatsoever other than their word
>we are supposed to believe them
also if you immediately accept this guy at his word but automatically scoff at rape claims then you're an idiot

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"physically assaulted" does not necessarily mean sexually assaulted.

>physically assaulted
Sexually? Or not? Wtf?

Fuck off Randy.

Wtf. Is going on here? Why is this guy doing this on social media? Also whys he so afraid of that other guy.
>"Physical assualt"
Were living in a time where men only bring up something years later like some fake rape victim?
They guy didn't have the stones to knock his block years ago?

who i choose to believe or not believe is determined by my own standards so lick my fat hairy gunt and inhale the musk.

God damn, Randy is just a shit onion isn't he?And each layer stinks worse than the last

I don't believe him, but there are people who will and that might destroy Randy.
I find that humorous.

>he's actually trying to metoo Randy
If the flash drive didn't take Randy down, nothing will.

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depending on the state, physical assault can range from a shove, a kick, a punch, etc. It doesn't include using weapons since that's a category on it's own. Sexual assault is a category on its own and doesn't apply here since he said physical, not sexual.

>flash drive
Please do tell

I dislike Randy so I'm with Claptrap. You are right, though.

I in fact WOULD believe a pathetic manchild who keeps porn on a company USB stick assaulted a voice actor over some stupid bullshit. I bet he said no to voicing claptrap in Battleborn and Randy went off on him.

Randy left a flash drive at medieval times with CP on it. He got out of it by saying it was for a magic trick.

Men can't be sexually assaulted.

>18yo is CP

Randy dropped a USB at Medieval Times, and it had "barely legal" porn on it that Randy claimed he downloaded because, and I quote, "She's a goddamn magician" and was trying to learn her trick

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Fucking horseshit but it's too good to pass up on making fun of Randy.

Men are more honest than women so I believe them.

Wasn't the trick just she squirting? I don't see how Randy would replicate that.

you're so fucking retarded. it was normal porn and merely just embarrassing

It doesn't matter if it's true or not. I just want Randy to fuck off from the industry. There's literally nothing wrong with lying as long as it fucks over shitters like Randy

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randy supports this kind of behaviour so he deserves to get fucked

Dude put porn of someone he claimed looked really young onto a company flashdrive that had content related from the company on said drive and lost it at a fair.

It's funnier the way I put it.

>The allegations about a USB stick places its discovery at a 2014 Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament location in Dallas, down the road from Gearbox's Plano, Texas, headquarters. "Pitchford declared that the thumb drive was his and requested its prompt return," Callender's suit states.

>Bizarrely enough, Pitchford corroborates some of the story's details by appearing on a podcast that went live one day after Callender's suit was filed. On the December 22 episode of The Piff Pod, Pitchford talks at length about porn that he enjoys watching, including "camgirl" pornography, in which a host exposes themself to a live feed and takes requests and financial tips from consumers. Pitchford explained that he was "a consumer of this content." He confirmed that he copied a specific video "to this memory stick" to, as he describes it, "work out the method" of how a camgirl host faked the act of female ejaculation. (Be warned: he describes how the video looks in particularly graphic detail.)

"This was before I learned I should probably have password-protected memory sticks," Pitchford says, before admitting that he had indeed left a USB flash drive at a Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament restaurant. "Some kid, an employee of Medieval Times, discovered this memory stick, took it home... and discovered secrets of my company and future games in development, and also discovered the pornography. It was 'barely legal' porn. This girl's handle was 'Only 18.'"

Pitchford claimed that the flash drive arrived at the studio while Pitchford was on vacation, so his executive assistant checked its contents. "Before I know it, I think the entire office looked at it. And there was one piece of content on here. And it never occurred to any of them that the reason why there was just that single porno was because of the magic trick, not because of [pause] I don't know whatever the fuck they thought."

what would he gain by lying

I'd imagine trying it with his whale, and no one said he was very bright.

99% sure he's lying but I'll pretend he's not because it's funnier that way

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I don't care, the fact he did actually apologize says enough.
Stop trying to spin this, tranny.

What kind of guy just rummage through a lost flash drive ?

Is Randy officially more JUSTed than Anthony Burch at this point?

Go home to your fat cow of a wife, Randy.

Explain to me what's wrong with Randy.

you're a mouthbreather. there's already so much to shit on randy for, you don't need to make up claims

Laptrap?

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>she was 18, I swear
Randy is a pathological liar. Why would you trust anything he says?

What kind of guy pulls out a flash drive with porn on it at a medieval-themed restaurant and just leaves it behind?

borderlands has always been awful

Well I sincerely apologize for stretching the truth about Randy.

because someone else found it lmao, are you dense? randy didn't tell us about the porn first, that was whoever round it

In this case she was on a barely legal camsite so we can assume she was 18

Likes and attention. Maybe money if he play well his cards.
See

narcissism, simply put. it comes with a plethora of other problems, of course
he will accept your apology if you pre-purchase Borderlands (TM) 3 on the Epic(TM) Game Store

Me

Maybe so, but fuck Randy

Whatever happened to all that talk of Randy embezzling money?

If he wants to get heard nowadays he must have said that randy raped him.

I bet it was one of those moments where someone gets in the other persons face, one keeps saying "dont touch me" "dont touch me" over and over. Someone ends up pushing the other and they go back and forth for another 5 minutes with someone saying "thats assault" "you assaulted me"

If 2 parties disagree and one of them is Randy, it's a safe bet Randy is lying. For fucks sake, he made up a story where he won the name Gearbox from Gabe in a poker match during an interview.

Didn't Eddings voice the Claptrap ripoffs in Postal 2 Paradise Lost? I'd find it fucking hilarious if RWS paid him more to play a robot that gets pissed in than he ever got to voice the original.

...everybody?

David mentioned that too

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Who would I rather believe:
>a conman who embezzles millions of dollars as a birthday present to himself, hides CP in a "not CP folder do not open" folder to learn magic tricks for his Peacock Parties, and holds the Duke 2001 hostage so that the FBI doesn't kick his door down and accidentally destroys it
or
>Someone who worked for Randy Pitchford

Probably shoved him or something. If it was more than that he would have specified.

The real question is who cares what any of these people say?

Its really common for pedophiles to keep stashes of their favorite material someplace readily available. It's like a trophy to them.

Randy is emotionally underdeveloped, was probably bullied a lot during his childhood.

When I was a wee lad, I found a flash drive and I rummage through it, and I found a video of a chick doing a titjob. Since then, it has been my personal quest

I won't believe shit without proof, but the mental image of Randy bullying a guy who speaks like Claptrap is kekworthy.

How do you know that?

>flash drives during childhood
how old are you

It doesn't matter what you say Randy, everyone knows you fuck kids.

owed royalties is more interesting. Is Gearbox not honoring their contracts? Sue them.

Because I watch a lot of real life crime stories. The same shit happened to Thad. He kept CP on his phone at all times.

anybody who takes a pay cut for something thats not in a written contract is a fucking idiot

>Pitchford keeps porn and work secrets on the same thumb drive and leaves it in a place outside the company

>Somehow the idea that he'd have the impulsivity to assault a coworker is somehow unimaginable.

I wouldn't charge him with a crime or anything but in the court of public opinion he's guilty as shit.

your quest is to give someone a titjob?

Plugging in a lost flash drive if it's unlabelled is an excellent way to make sure it makes its way back to its owner. After all, if there's a name on it, that's already a good chunk of info towards finding an address if you want to good faith return it.

Of course, that assumes you aren't some kind of deviant that keeps porn on flash media without password protecting it. That's a really fucking niche and weird combo.

25. I found it when I was 13 years old in 2007, which was 12 years ago.
No, I want to record myself getting a titjob so I can put it on a flashdrive so some dumb kid will find it and the cycle continues

You can scoff at claims from opportunistic sacks of shit and also hope that a claim against Randy (IE: also an opportunistic sack of shit) fucks him over even if it's dicey without any real logical contradiction you fucking double retard.

putting CP on your phone is utterly retarded. there are wikileaks documents that demonstrate how federal agencies are able to view the files of your phone with backdoors.

>YEARS ago
>1.5 years ago
Cynicism is retardation.

From what I understand, Eddings did the voices for the first 2-3 games for free before he quit Gearbox, what I imagine he means by "Owed Royalties" is "Deserved Royalties," since he's talking about doing 3 for free if he gets them.
He's basically asking for his paycheck to be equal to what he should have got for the other games and calling it "working for free."