Are you ready for cat crimes and online parties?

based

He's gonna fuck her right in the pussy.

If the level design for the new chapter isn't shit like Seal the Deal was, yeah.

I'm playing seal the deal right now and loving the level design besides maybe how simplistic parts of it like the main foyer/garden are. Why do you not like it?

It was mainly the last level that wasn't great in seal the deal because of how cramped it was but the main problem was how short it was. The first couple of ones are pretty fun though

this
The backtracking scavenger hunt focus made it tedious. Didn't help that the last level had a hallway with bad geometry to get stuck on while a timer was running.

I didn't find the scavenger hunt tedious at all since it has that overcooked kind of appeal, though I think I was able to beat it on my first or second try. Feels like it was made more so with the co-op in mind since it's the perfect thing for you and your friends to shout at eachother over

Yeah, modded levels with Yea Forums seems like a good time.

>2 days
AHHHH

Sorry, I still don't follow.

Yea Forums party with a bunch of hat kids sounds like the goofiest fucking shit. I'd totally be in for that.

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There are a lot of good mod levels out there the problem is a lot of em take quite awhile to load for some reason

The new dlc is slightly cheaper for you. $5 vs. $7

I assume they're inefficiently made/optimized, for whatever reason. If enough people put their heads together they might be able to figure out ways to reduce load time, but I don't think the modding community is quite that organized?

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Feel like seal the deal rewards are somewhat underwhelming. Dress is cute, indiana jones outfit is meh, 16-bit costume, metallic and cardboard paints are just not interesting. And the cool witch costume and spooky paint are tied to really hard challenges near the end.

It's a shame because some of my favorite mods so far have insane load times. The Tales of Queen Vanessa is pretty amazing with some new mechanics and a pretty long length, perfect for being torn apart by 50 kids but it can take like 2-4 minutes to load

I think that's just the unreal engine 3 more than anything else. For whatever reason nothing's ever compressed so all the big maps are like 500mb+

As if that makes up for it. I don't want to spend more money on the GOG version.
I want my money back, and spend it on the non-fucked version. That is to say I don't want to dig myself in even deeper.

I still want the DLC though. If it was free like the last DLC, and like they initially said the DLC would be, I at the very least wouldn't have to spend further money on this shit.

Any good workshop levels lately?

it's actually an asian thing
They wear facemasks because their air quality is shit and cute facemasks started to become popular
but of course, every asian trend needs to be adapted

Pretty sure the devs are working on mod load times. There's a patch out on the 17th which should address the issue.

I am so ready.

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Please tell me we're doing 50 player Yea Forums parties?

ackshually it's done because crowded places are hotspots for all sorts of air-transmitted illnesses. Anyone that's been to a con or a fest can confirm, your odds of catching a cold or something skyrocket when you've got a ton of people jammed somewhere. And asian cities are crowded to the next level. Also if you already have a cold it's just a polite thing to wear one in order to not transmit your germs to everyone else around you.

It will inevitably happen and then they will force us to /vg/ and the whole thing will be taken over by reddit.

If you sexualize children, please consider suicide.

I'll sexualize you faggot

She is 168 years old.

1)Put PONOS to VAGOOO
2)JAM IT IN!
3)????
4)Profit!

user, it’s just pixels.

Why normalfags like are so violent and emotional?

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I'mma check that shit out right fuckin' now, thanks mate, more level suggestions would be great

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Because they're actual pedos.

Absolutely seething

Still not following

>The Big Parade with 50 players
IMAGINE

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50 lolis crammed inside the small pillow fort.

>That death wish where you get like 100 owls following you
Oh I can imagine

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We don't need Hat battle royale, we merely need to throw 50 players in The Big Parade and whichever one dies last is the winner.

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Imagine the smelle

>still no bikini mod
Can someone with modding ability throw me a frickin bone here?
Base it on the shad one or make it one of those japanese one pieces just do it pls

I bought the game 4 days ago but didn't launch it since then. I'm waiting for the online party update to discover this game with a friend

Don't need, you can thank the purple ghost.

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Imagine being a literal pedophile like these people

Friendly reminder to praise gaben for blessing us with online party.

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Wait.
So, how does the party mode work? Does the host decide what level to enter?
Do we lobby up in the hosts ship?

I don't have to imagine if you catch my drift

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It's fucking comical how many owls they throw at you in this mission to the point of the frame rate dropping
youtube.com/watch?v=S_l1HChxACA

Gaben also has an easier update system so we don't get hard gay'ed like console owners; is switch getting the cat update too?

user I made it pretty clear I wanted you

Stop projecting.

What little jokes/details in the game made you laugh or smile?

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Stop taking bait.

Man I can't imagine how hard discord is going to kill this one, better enjoy it while it last

>You feel relieved, energised, and just the usual amount of empty!

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I'm honestly curious what leap of logic leads you people to justify this. Remember when /pol/ created that whole clovergender shit? How fucking distant that seems now.

We don't really much info of how anything works, mainly just the trailer to go off of

bro i don't see anyone justifying anything

I'm just looking forward to the first day or so when it'll be a big disorganized mess but also the most fun
I'm sure the novelty will wear off pretty fast anyway, after that I'll just wait for some good community maps designed with online in mind to come back to it

Old /pol/ loves lolis.
You're probably so much of a newfag you don't even know Ebola-chan

>air quality is shit
Phy literally air quality of my city is equal to smoking 2x cigarette packs and no one own this ninja faggot shit

>/pol/
yikes

Nigga why do you keep avoiding the main topic here being your fine ass?

You telling me you are not legally of age to be browsing Yea Forums or something si that why you keep pulling the word pedo?

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can we talk about the game plz

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did you beat death wish yet

That image makes me uncomfortable

I hope it gets modded so we can play the hard version of the cruise level online, I want to see everyone yelling at eachother during Yea Forumseekend

How do you justify having to dilate that ugly wound between your legs?

No, progress is slow but I'm trying my best to make my way through it without Peace & Tranquility. Shit's tough at first but then I usually have a eureka moment that makes the challenges a fair bit more manageable. That Time Stop hat's a lifesaver for some of the platforming, holy fucking shit

>cruise level
DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT FUCKING MAZE. had to use Mustache Girls Hood mod just to get the 2 Time Peices, and I refuse to do it without.

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I never used Time Stop at all during the normal story. Death Wish really makes you appreciate your hats

>bonus: Don't stop time

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this game was fucking made by sadists wasn't it

>bonus: Don't get burnt

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I'm relatively excited, even though I thought seal the deal was kinda shit. Multiplayer with mods sounds fun though.

>Bonus: one hit ko badge equipped and no hat abilities

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is this coop online? steam page just says local coop.

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vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K

youtube.com/watch?v=GDxS8oK6hCc
How do they make the music so fucking good?

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Hell yea, only downside is that a steam group has to be set up if you want to play with 50 players while you can just play 4 player with randos
youtube.com/watch?v=pp-DYRP2q1s

>beat one without getting hit
>need the ko badge for it to count

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For online party you make a lobby with a password that other people have to fill in to join.
Or you can random matchmake with 4 players without needing to make a lobby.

>Fight Mafia EX Boss and get in stuck in Mafia ball which causes me to get hit
>Fight Two Birds and get stuck in the wall when trying to air attack one of the bosses who was running around, causing me to get hit by the other boss
>Moustache Girl EX decides to be a massive piece of shit at the very end by spamming nonstop with the time pieces on her final phase which can barely be dodged without time stop
>EX Ultra Snatcher
I'll never subjugate myself to this shit ever again, fuck the bonuses

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youtube.com/watch?v=OXBcBugpHZg
The new tracks sound great.

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I'm prepared for the Hat Kid V Bow Kid wars

what is the game like? how is coop, do you just run around doing levels together?

Some of those things are way too accurate not just for trannies, but girls on the internet in general...

It's like I'm on bbg.

The game was made for singleplayer (neither local or online multiplayer existeed at launch), but custom maps are supported for online, so people might make maps which require co-op

i've never been on bbg so i wouldn't know if that's a compliment or an insult

So is the base game even playable in coop at all then? I can only coop on custom maps? Steam shows a DLC coming out in 2 days that mentions coop.

You can co-op in every map, they just aren't designed for it so there's no co-op specific puzzles or anything like that

yum

What about the new DLC coming in 2 days. Does that have map design that included coop?

We don't know, it hasn't come out yet, you goof!

I can't stop playing this damn game holy shit i remember what it's like to love vidya again

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>Are you ready for cat crimes
heck yeah!
>and online parties
i dont have any friends so this doesn't matter but still excited!

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yes I'm ready for cum crimes and cunny parties

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So just to be clear, there's no "You can get it free for 24 hours" type shtick like with the last DLC right?

I sexualize fictional pieces of artwork that have no rights or feelings.

I hope not. I already preordered.

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delet

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>Americans not doing anything intelligent
That's your problem

Not this one, no. But it's only £5.
Just played through The Tales of Queen Vanessa after seeing your post. It was pretty fuckin good. Cheers user.

Hat kid has to be pushing a thousand.

Yeah I was getting ready to shell out the money for it but remembered they did that with the last DLC so now I dunno if I should just wait.

>Putting VA-11 HALL-A on there
Whoever made this can fuck right off.

So is the online party feature going to be free or are you going to have to buy the DLC for that?

kill pedophiles on sight

So suicide?

Video games.

back to resetera pedotranny janny

You're projecting a bit too hard, champ.

kill pedophiles and pedophile enablers on sight

It's funny, the only people you ever see being this vocally against pedophiles usually end up being pedophiles themselves.

based

by "pedophile enablers" i mean "leftists"

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actually it's becuase they are too lazy to put on make up

Has anyone broken and used Peace & Tranquillity yet

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If anyone is worried about not having friends for the online, it's super easy to join a discord these days and people will post ID's for others. You don't even need a mic (especially for shit like this).
If you're capable of posting on Yea Forums, you can do the 50 player co-op. I have pretty bad anxiety and I play w/ discord randos on RoR2 with voice chat, everyone is pretty chill.
Also I'm guessing a non-toaster computer will be required to run this.

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Screw that god damn kill all the bad guys level

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Does the coop make the game super trivial then? Can I have fun cooping the main game with a friend or will it just be too easy?

On a couple levels.
The main thing I changed was I downloaded the FLUDD hat mod. It's still by no definition babby mode easy, but it's at least playable for me now without using P&T.

are the 50 player matches pvp or what? How does it work?

I think you just play together and compete for the best time, but you can interact with other players somehow. Kind of like the NSMB games with how you can jump on each others' heads, etc
I could be wrong but that's my take

>pedo fetish mask
No thanks.

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You're out of your mind. VA-11 hall-A is a collection of counter-revolutionary diatribes. It absolutely belongs in that parody of mental illness.

>>>/Reddit/

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>Simply collect 100 pons
>Oh by the way, the pons you collected are drained over time.
>Colecting pons doesn't reset the drain timer at all. You could collect 2 at the same time and lose 1 in that same instance.
>Also if you stay at 0 and try to scout the level for optimal pon route, you die from starvation.

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discord trannies love valhalla dude

Chavismo would have cured your dysphoria.

A Cat in Time!

Love all the character swap mods so far. They feel pretty official with the characters being added to the HUB world.

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GOG version cant play with steam?

How do you guys feel about the upcoming DLC? Seal the Deal was a big letdown for me, the cruise stuff was fun but short and the death wish stuff wasn't really anything I was looking for in a comfy platformer, but I'm cautiously optimistic about the new one

is this fanart or official? looks p gud either way!

Are there any that are actually cute?

Act 2 is complete bullshit difficulty but the stage itself is nice. Looks like they stepped things up for chapter 7 considering it has a full set of acts. I just hope they continue supporting the game with more content after this.

Looks like it'll be way better than Seal the Deal so far.

I'm not a big fan of all these cut designs from the game along with the hat adult stuff

There's Mustache Girl.

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post the source or I'll be mad

Hat girl is mean. MEAN!

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She must be shaved.

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brutal

Why does she have a moustache anyways? Is it fake, or is this some kind of deformity she wears with pride

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT

because it's epic

Being a little girl won't stop her from being a mustache twirling villain.

Don't question it, just accept the absurdity of a little girl having a moustasche. After all, it's better for your moustasche twirling villain to actually have a moustasche to twirl, even if she is a girl.

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