TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

>still getting excited about Minecraft "updates"

They are gonna add some stupid animal and a few decorative blocks.
Calling it now.

>What was once shitty, but admittedly charming OC has now reached wojack tier of overuse

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Is MC still fuck huge? Or is it finally dying off

Fortnite vaccumed up all the kids from Minecraft, and with Minecraft Classic becoming a thing, we can go back to glorious pre-hunger days and have

F U N
>mfw

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>Minecraft Classic
Already? Damn the newer versions must have done pretty bad huh.

>Minecraft was 10 years ago

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It has more players than Fortnite, by millions.
It's still alive and kicking.

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>Minecraft Classic

You do know you can just download older versions of Minecraft right?

Don't expect Smash Bros news idiots.

Minecraft is honestly pretty based I never understood why people hated it. Even as I've gotten older I still go back to it for a few hours every now and then. It's way better than that faggy Fortnite shit.

People expected fan news during a Pokémon and indie Directs. Smash fans are fucking weird

The problem is it has almost no player progression.
You dig straight down, dig tunnels till you have some diamonds, craft diamond gear and you are done.
Maybe build an enchanting table to get some shitty enchantments if you can be bothered to.

who cares building shit is still fun and there's about a thousand mods to cater the game to you

vocaroo.com/i/s1mUo93pZyb0

I do play heavily modded Minecraft.
But I am still salty Notch got away with never actually adding any features.
Vanilla Minecraft is still little more than a early alpha version of a game.

Just be happy you're not a faggot piece of shit like Notch is. He'll burn through all his money one day and we'll be able to laugh at him.

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You sound like you can do a peter griffin impression

Dont talk like that about our guy

*Radio noises*
Holy crap Lois, it's OP's mom, over

>Notch
>our guy

He hasn't been "our guy" for a very long time.

That ain't even it, chief
>t. engineer working on Minecraft

>t.Notch

eurogamer.net/articles/2019-05-07-looks-like-microsoft-is-teasing-a-pokemon-go-style-minecraft-game
We already know about this, wonder what else they got up their sleeves

Notch is pretty based

So this is why there's been a shitton of Minecraft discussion in the past few days

>Minecraft classic
Can't you just download older builds or just mod it out

vocaroo.com/i/s0ijCfbAq566
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freakin' epic

>hurr durr he said mean things about women and trannies, this is not okay!

he has money, he can do whatever the fuck he wants

Then what is it, chief

Hey Lois, this reminds me of the time I got reddit gold

minecraft classic is the one with 0 gameplay

That's not what I meant at all you stupid fucking nigger.

Highres pack when? It was promised so long ago!

I hope I have enough dedotated wam to watch the stweam

>fucking zoomers can't remember when notch literally posted on Yea Forums
God I'm getting old

youtube.com/watch?v=7kz13J8VyHc
but with a smashball

And? Posting here is bad?

Hopefully a underground overhaul.

I would imagine he's gone back to posting on Yea Forums. He's just got to the stage of his life where he would rather flee attention to live somewhat like a regular guy again.

IM SO EXCITED

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I'm saying you're too underage to remember why notch was shit

You don't even need to download it, you can just switch to any previous version from the regular launcher as far as I know.

Steve in Smash reveal, Minecraft movie teaser, Minecraft 2 reveal, it is known.

China is literally playing Earth on nightmare difficulty

Your launcher still has to download the files, you tard.

what the FUCK happened to the Super Duper Graphics thing they revealed at E3?

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>notch is banned for parroting stupid /pol/ memes
Based Microsoft.

>how to reveal yourself as a zoomer in two posts

Oh, I hate SJWs now, thanks for clearing that up.

>10 years
Fuck.

would be kino

Still can't believe I lost my account. I noticed like two years after they did some account transfer thing that I couldn't log in anymore. Rip. Support was worthless since I had to have the original purchase information from fucking 9 years ago and I have no fucking clue

Add palm trees you fucking cowards

They backpedaled and said it will only be super and that it would take more time to take out the duper

>the laughing before getting the joke in
godspeed user

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>Not excited about Super Duper Graphics
Keep seething, snoytards

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I feel blessed that he made this wholesome vocaroo for me.

People can *smell* him coming from the next country over

[European siren wailing in the distance]

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>Half-Life was over 20 years ago
>still play it, the nephew just started too