What is the Juicero of video games?

Something sold at loss with uber expensive components that could be reused for diy projects once they end up in the garbage.

I can't even consider this guy a Con-artist, he lost all his fortune investing in this crap and had no return He was a retarded health guru who lives in a farm with little to none human interaction other than his internet community of yoga moms, then he tried to advertise the Juicero as a way to prevent people from "bootlegging" his exclusive juice line, that you could only get with a expensive online subscription program to get it delivered in your home, he also tried to waste a lot of money to patent his recipes but specialists said it had nothing special in it, so the "solution" would be delivering in a weird ass package that just could be open by a code locked machine. People then discovered that you could just rip the juice package apart and squeeze it in the cup, he called this "hacking the system". Apparently the guys who sold the mineral water company to him left him with nearly bankrupt company with a lot of legal problems and then disappeared from the map

>he also tried to waste a lot of money to patent his recipes but specialists said it had nothing special in it
>the pouch only lists a few different fruits and vegetables
Lmao what a retard.

The culling 2

Epic games

jazzpunk

They gave people their money back though

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This is some Tommy Wiseau/Neil Breen tier shit.
It's funny when insane people is rich

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He got 120 million dollars for that shitty juicer

truly a blessed time

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Grush

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Uh oh. What side are we supposed to take, gamer bros? I mean, gotta think about the optimal strategy for the culture war.

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I remenber reports of these things melting the circuits after a year or two because they used a cheap kind of plastic

>When they were told to leave the property because they weren't invited to E3 officially
So pathetic it was just sad.

this is wrong though. Slim fast can actually taste good.

>praised
Even onions is still more obscure than your Drug Store food replacement

But doesn't that mean that we are taking the side of women!?

If its such a good idea they should have sold the bullshit themselves.

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>Women did it first
>Actually a Japanese male doctor came up with calorie mates
>Actually you could argue rations have existed in some format since the dawn of humanity.
>What is fucking Stew/Gruel

>Yea Forums really is filled with females
woah

Why would you combine the words juice and ero

star citizen funding is tame compared to this shit

Thing is Slimfast was made by a man to begin with.

weeaboo

Nintendo Switch Online

It's from metal gear retard

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god i love all this silicon valley shit
i love that the guy that owns twitter eats one meal a day, and doesn't eat at all on the weekends
i love that engineers think they're fucking geniuses for getting into fucking baking, a thing that's existed since forever
i love that people are drinking untreated water and 'raw milk' and eating chicken sashimi and having pork enemas
honk but for completely different reasons

no fucking way is that real

exactly, weeaboos know what calorie mate is because of metal gear, that's 100% weeaboo behavior: acting like you know something about japan because you saw it in a videogame or anime

>somebody says literally anything about japan
>get triggered because they might have learned it from a video game
that's kinda cringe bro

same as female bath products, price

>acting like you know something about japan because you saw it in a videogame or anime
You do realise calorie mate is a real product right? You're basically that video game always lie about real life items despite their existence.
Do you know how retarded that is?