Times Yea Forums lied to you

times Yea Forums lied to you
>anons tell me to have sex because I'll stop being an incel and appreciate life and women more
>have sex
>mfw hate life and women even more than before

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>BotW is good
>It sucks

not vidya

janitor please delete

>ecelebs are vidya

you fucking coward. you lied to him and you want the man to hide your dishonesty.

I told you 3dpd were an overrated meme and nowhere near worth the effort needed to acquire them.
I told you that waifus were pure and superior.
Did you listen?
No, you sacrificed your purity to some 3d thot. Now your love with your waifu can never be pure.

...

have gay sex

>user tells me to have a good day
>i don't

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times Yea Forums lied to you
>the board isn't getting worse, it's always been this shit

t.reddit

times Yea Forums lied to you
>I'm not Reddit, you are

its video games

have sex

noone told you to have sex with women

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stick to plebbit kid

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>women
Found the problem

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Hollow knight being good

>FF XV is amazing
>it's mediocre at best

This, it's not good it's amazing

What was so bad about it?

everything

woooow dude how was i supposed to know to have gay sex and not straight sex

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>gays don't try to convert others to being gay
>gays just want to have their own gay threads and keep it to themselves

amazingly shit

fixed your unfinished post

women are incapable of feeling love. only men can experience true romance.
you should be having sex with men instead.
also not video games but you already knew that

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>it's not good it's amazing amazingly shit
Excellent English

>Yea Forums said GoW suck
>Turns out, it's best games
Never trust incel in this weebsite

It was easier to just go off of people stories but once you actually start talking to them you realise it's even worse than you imagined.
-Passive aggressive with you when you said something that hurt their feelings. You'll never know what pissed them off because of this.
-They're all normies besides the super ugly ones. The ones who play games barely ever play them, they just play them from time to time and that makes them a gamer.
-Middleschool tier humour. The jokes they make are sort of things you laughed at as a kid.There are funny girls out there but they are very very rare.
-They always drop all their problems on you and complain about everything. Don't try and solve the problems, just agree and sympathise with them. If you try to help them they'll just undermine all the solutions until you agree with them that there lives are so hard and how nothing is their fault.
-They are betas. If most girls were held to the same standards as men they'd be called betas and would be worse than any robot on r9k. They can't speak up for themselves and just let everyone with a slight presence walk all over them.

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I hate faggots so much

sex is videogames, what's your highscore?

nuhhh... DSP tries gay sex? yeah not gonna happen. thanks for the bits though

Have sex

>Yea Forums that is one entity, said x thing is bad.
>me, an intellectual with refinated taste, play x thing, absolutely is not because i'm a virgin that does nothing more than just being a contrarian faggot found x thing good.
WTF Yea Forums WHY DO YOU LIED TO ME, NOW I'M ANGRY!! THAT'S WHY I'M USING CAPSLOCK!1!111!

>Uncharted 4
>Yea Forums claims it's a generic action TPS game
>It's actually one of the best games with a great plot and fun multiplayer
>Sold over 9 million copies

>Horizon Zero Dawn
>Yea Forums claims it's a shitty SJW game
>It's actually one of the best open world games with great gameplay and plot
>Sold over 10 million copies

>God of War
>Yea Forums claims it's a SJW game because Kratos has a beard and a son
>It's actually one of the best games ever with fantastic combat and great characters
>Won GOTY and it's the second fastest selling PS exclusives ever

>Spider-Man
>Yea Forums claims it's a SJW game because LGBT flags and not as good as previous Spider-Man games
>It turns out it's an amazing game and the best rated Spider-Man game
>Sold over 9 million copies and fastest selling PS exclusive

>Days Gone
>Yea Forums claims it's a generic open world zombie game
>It's actually a pretty decent game with nice gameplay mechanics and plot
>It is selling fantastically in U.S and it's the best selling game in the U K

>PS4
>Yea Forums claims that nobody cares about PS brand anymore and Sony is going bankrupt
>PS4 is now at 97 million consoles sold plus it's selling faster and gonna reach 100 million before PS2 and Wii

Why does this happen?

It’s a terrible game

seething straightlet

>cum with your ass it's the best thing evar
>actually did it
>it wasn't even that great

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Sorry to hear that fren.

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I had sex, now I have a son that I love more than my wife

>>Uncharted 4
>>Yea Forums claims it's a generic action TPS game
it is
>Horizon Zero Dawn
>Yea Forums claims it's a shitty SJW game
it is
>God of War
>Yea Forums claims it's a SJW game because Kratos has a beard and a son
its not shit because the prot has a son and a beard, its shit because is the same interactve sony movie

>Spider-Man
>Yea Forums claims it's a SJW game because LGBT flags and not as good as previous Spider-Man games
who said that
>Days Gone
>Yea Forums claims it's a generic open world zombie game
it is
>PS4
>Yea Forums claims that nobody cares about PS brand anymore and Sony is going bankrupt
sony is not going anywhere in the near future

I can't wait for you and the rest of Yea Forums to get BTFO when Tsushima and TLOU2 are out lmao

Do you really believe everything Yea Forums tells you? The board that is covered by DMC shills. Persona shills. Smash bro shills. Do you see where I'm going with this?

The niggers here have complete shit taste. That I never pay attention because most of Yea Forums cant even figure out plots to stupid marvel movies. Or are just plain trash at fromsoft games

>guy 1 says his massive orange neon sign is cool
>guy 2 says its shit and it hurts his sight
>guy 1 says "JUST WAYT FOR MAY NEXT GIGANTIFUCK GREEN NEON SIGN, IT WILL COMPLETELLY BTFO YOU RETARD"
>guy 1 keeps complaining about the fucking eyesore orange neon sign

Was it the smell? because fuck no matter how much they clean their cunts they always stink.
Imagine having a self-sustaining biome of bacteria and sometimes fungus between your legs.

Dipshit newfag

I wish this wasn't so true

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this

>>because I'll stop being an incel
>>have sex
well you werent incel in the first place then you nigger normalfag fuck

>Final Fantasy 12 is the worst final fantasy
Is actually the best

>tfw have regular, great sex

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have sex

have sex

>You'll never know what pissed them off
Protip: Them being pissed off isn't your problem, nor is it your concern.
>The ones who play games barely ever play them
Your love life and your hobbies are like electricity and water. It's good to have both, but don't mix them.
>They always drop all their problems on you and complain about everything.
Because you let them. When you stand on an elevator, do you worry about how your weight is making the elevator work harder?

>user tells me im from reddit
>im not

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>Yea Forums claims that the average video game consumer has shit taste and will A. buy whatever garbage is marketed to them, and B. aggressively defend it even if it is in fact garbage

More people tell me that I'm a tranny than a /pol/ack even though I am an actual /pol/ack.
False positives happen.

>sex is so good and satisfying that you will never have to come on a chink anonymous board and brag about it to your anonymous imaginary friends
sex is cope

kek