>shoot red barrels
>they explode
Shoot red barrels
Jackson Martin
Christopher White
>melee a gong
>BWWWWOOOOOOONNNNGGGG
Kayden Sullivan
>shoot red barrels
>you explode
Ayden Martinez
>shoot red barrel
>blue barrel explodes
Henry Brooks
>Shoot red barrel
>It pops and spreads a puddle of poison
Ryan Powell
>shoot green barrels
>they imply
Christian Bell
> Shoot red barrels
> Nothing happens
Cooper Harris
>shoot red barrels
>achievement unlocked
Logan Reyes
>Shoot glass
>It cracks and breaks off at just the impact point
>You can melee/walk into the rest of it and it just crumples away
David Myers
>shoot glass
>nothing happens
Lincoln Garcia
>shoot wall with RPG
>nothing happens
Xavier Bell
>Shoot wall
>Regular bullet mark
>Shoot wall with missile launcher
>Regular bullet mark
Chase Sullivan
RIP old man
Henry Sullivan
>put penis in megumin womb
>it explodes
Luke Hernandez
Leo Lopez
>use one spell
>already out of mp
Jonathan Torres
>Shoot office chair.
>It explodes.
Daniel Russell
I'm fine with le exploding red barrels trope, but I hate when supposedly realistic games that should know better do it.
Looking at you, Metal Gear Solid.
Evan Nelson
You're telling me it doesn't work in real life?
Aaron Wright
>metal gear solid
>realistic
Luis White
He's bullshitting, I'm a certified barrel inspector and the totality of my job consist in making sure every red barrel contain explosives.
Oliver Rodriguez
>fantasy game
>cast fireball spell at a barrel
>it explodes
Matthew Cruz
He'll be fine.
Ryder Harris
>HP is not red
Caleb Diaz
>piano in jrpg
>you can press a to play a song on it
Kevin Watson
>Shoot glass
>3 different kinds of bullet hole bumper stickers
>They disappear after 5 seconds
Ian Gomez
>Piano in game
>You can play songs on it using your keyboard
Sebastian Williams
>shoot red barrel
>it bleeds
Jacob Johnson
>piano in game
>has a hidden duck button that turns the piano sounds into quacks
Jaxson Lee
What sort of weird needle dick do you have that can get past the cervix?
Robert Ross
It's wine you dumbass.
Isaac Hughes
>dead enemy on the floor
>no animation when taking bullets
Logan Smith
>shoot red barrels
>blood everywhere
Elijah Moore
>135cm
>40kg
I M A G I N E
Carter Sullivan
>shoot red barrel
>they don't explode because that wouldn't be realistic
Dylan Gonzalez
ironically borderlands makes fun of this, BL2 is our game.
Blake Thompson
>shoot red barrel
>it wines
???
Adam Scott
>shoot angel
>it explodes
William Reyes
If a baby can come out, a dick can go in,. You just have to jam it hard enough.
Caleb Sanders
>cleric
>is fuckin useless
Nolan Russell
>shoot wooden crate
>it explodes
>piano in atmospherics simulator
>can paste entire songs into it
Daniel King
Dumb isekaiposters
Levi Rivera
1) There's no rule saying explosives need to be stored in things painted red. Explosives could be in boxes or barrels of others colors, while red barrels could be full of something totally benign.
2) I seem to remember Mythbusters testing this, and basically the result was "No."
James Diaz
trash waifu
Ethan Walker
i want to eat out fat aqua
Isaiah Allen
>Use a baton
>sounds like plastic
Jacob Gomez
>Shoot friendly
>They don't acknowledge it
Andrew Peterson
>you can pick up the red barrel and throw it
>it still explodes
Ian Ross
>cleric
>she heal
>she bless
>but more importantly, she undress
Daniel Harris
>shoot red barrel
>it shoots back
Angel Ward
>There's no rule saying explosives need to be stored in things painted red. Explosives could be in boxes or barrels of others colors, while red barrels could be full of something totally benign.
Actually I'm pretty sure there are various laws concerning the handling and storage of explosive and/or flammable materials. They're usually brightly colored and labelled so that you know what's inside is dangerous.
Dominic Allen
>They're usually brightly colored and labelled so that you know what's inside is dangerous.
That's true, but not literally "Only red barrels for explosives"
Brody Parker
>bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la
Gavin Phillips
>see mirror
>it doesn't reflect your character model
Eli Powell
means you're a vampire
Alexander King
>see mirror
>It reflects your character model
>enter next room
>Mirror isn't reflecting anything anymore
Grayson Jackson
>shoot wall
>character writes her initials in bullets
Cameron Nguyen
>See mirror
>It reflects a fat ass back at me
Glad mirrors cannot be trusted.
Brayden Peterson
Yeah, I kinda misunderstood what you said. Explosive or flammable shit doesn't have to be in red barrels, but whatever it's in will be marked very clearly. I've seen red a lot just because it stands out, but black and green are common too.
Ayden Morales
>shoot man pulled rickshaw
>they explode
Jason Moore
i wanna stick my pp in aqua
Zachary Williams
I just wanna stick my thingie into Aqua
Alexander Sanders
I want to explode inside Megumin AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Noah Jones
how do you get its conditional drop?
Jack Hall
>shoot glass
>???
Chase Ward
coubsecure-s.akamaihd.net
>Devs spent time on sounds of guns
Brayden Wilson
Now that's what I call TECHNOLOGY.
Michael Hall
No Nyaruko you don't have a dick, you can't fap.
Elijah Sanders
>no puddle on the floor
Carter Cooper
That's not how it works user. It only becomes elastic during pregnancy.
Eli Gomez
>Underwater escort section
Angel White
> Red barrels don't explore.
Shit game.
Lincoln Hill
>and lastly ..you!
Asher Sullivan
Why is she wasting drinks? Is she retarded? Dumb question
Juan Davis
>Is she retarded?
Charles Campbell
>Shoot barrels
>Mob boss tries to kill you
youtube.com
Matthew Edwards
>buildings are collapsible
Noah Sanders
Cameraman must've been shitting his pants. They are literally evolved velociraptors, look at the toe spike. Turn around and they'll kill you on the spot.
Asher Barnes
i get it
Noah Murphy
>drinking alcohol is a skill with unlockable perks
Aaron Edwards
>One swig of beer gets the player drunk
Aiden Powell
slice of its neck scrotum
Ayden Lewis
>alcohol gets rid of debuffs
>more plentiful and cheaper than the actual medicine
>can sate off drunkness with food
neat
Henry Carter
>Takes John like 5 or 6 shots of whiskey to get drunk
>Shakes it off in like 40 seconds
What a legend
Aaron Moore
>Metal gear
>Realistic
Ayden Ward
Such is life in the zone.
Andrew Cooper
But Aqua isn't fat, silly user
Carter Rodriguez
Why don't we have stuff like that anymore bros? With modern computing it should be more than possible
Julian Roberts
>Vodka reduces radiation poisoning
Connor Perez
not fat, but she's certainly soft
Christopher White
>shoot purple barrels
>they implode
Ian Turner
>hit explosive barrel with fists
>it explodes
Benjamin Morris
Fuck that looks tasty
Thomas Gray
>shoot ally
>mission failed
Luke Torres
Developers are busier implementing DLCs and microtransations.
Michael Reed
Better than exploding lightning
Dylan Miller
Jason King
>shoot my baby batter into yunyuns womb
>It fucking aborts the baby in 6 months
Bentley Rodriguez
Cmon Styg finish the expansion.
Kevin Moore
>game has a subaquatic level
Grayson Davis
>Make all explosive barrels green as a playful attempt to make your game a little bit different.
>Literally none of the play testers ever shoot the green barrels
>End up changing all the green barrels back to generic red
>First day with the new build every single play tester shoots at least one red barrel
>The stupid fucks act like the change in the gamed build added the explosive barrels instead of just changing them to red.
Some tropes can be changed, but simple visual cues will likely last forever.
Henry Hughes
>be a literal goddess
>be the most important part of the team
>revive members multiple times
>still get called useless
Ian Garcia
>there's a secret behind the waterfall
Liam Murphy
>how to mindbreak yourself before the rape even starts.webm
Owen Harris
>be shitter without original idea for a thread
>”I know! Let me greentext some generic game mechanics. That will get responses!”
Jack Sanders
Josiah Bennett
choke on my dick and die, you fucking animudown
Hunter Parker
> healer character looks like a slut
Logan Davis
>some dancer slut
>people care about her
Jeremiah Sullivan
>there's a waterfall with no secret behind it
Joshua King
>Healer IS a slut
Jaxon Anderson
why is she speaking like yoda
Ayden Mitchell
Caleb Allen
STOP BULLYING SHE'S TRYING HER BESHT!
Owen Williams
Megumi is for ___
Joshua Hill
Read right to left, also she's drunk
Mason Gomez
>shoot green barrels
Asher Green
i wanna explode a big one on her face if you know what i mean
Thomas Perry
>they'll kill you
Lmao it's a fucking bird that's half your weight just kick the fucking thing lol or punch that stupid long neck
Kayden Watson
Seething THIS hard , amusing
Nathaniel Flores
>NPC's have unique skills/attacks
Hudson Ross
Make shit thread get yous more like
Sebastian Rogers
Further explanation required
Luke Bennett
>461305680
Lmao cry more fag, you wish you could make a thread people posted in
Nathaniel Murphy
I'd like to see you try to kick a bird or punch a bird in the neck.
Ryan Peterson
that wouldn't go nearly as smoothly as you think, jamal.
Leo Cox
>shoot fuel tank
>giant fireball, starts spreading
>spreads to nearby ordnance and vehicles
>everything detonates in a chaotic symphony of fire and shrapnel
Bless you Pandemic for giving me Mercenaries 1/2
Elijah Reed
Rockstar bent over backwards to implement these "little details" you people jerk off to and everyone laughed and said THAT STUPID SHIT DOESN'T MATTER LMAO
Kayden Perez
Change them back and see what happens
Then keep it like that regardless
Benjamin Long
>shoot barrel
>nothing happens
>feel bad for wasting ammo
Parker Carter
>defeat female enemy
>they explode
Lucas Morris
Have different destructible barrels with separate effects, but randomize which color = which effect each time you start the game.
Dylan Perez
Making 57 babies.
Liam Miller
OLEV is immortal.
Christopher Carter
>Shoot once
>Reload
Anthony Bell
>human explosive barrels are red
>alien explosive barrels are blue
>other alien explosive barrels are green
Aiden Robinson
Especially when you're at 199/200 for your belt-fed LMG.
Elijah Morgan
>shoot tiny toy helicopter
>it explodes
>the desk it's sitting on explodes
>the chair at the desk explodes
>several crates in the room explode
>computer consoles in the room explode
>game chugs as the game spends the next 30 seconds rendering the explosions and the greasy clouds of smoke left afterwards
God I love Goldeneye's explosion tech.
Jordan Collins
Just because she's hot as fuck doesn't mean she's a slut
Luke Taylor
Why have an exhilarating reload 3 times before you're done and not 600 times?
Ryan Martinez
It's hard to think the original Splinter Cell is already almost 15 years old.
Cooper Murphy
>Shoot explosion
>It barrels
John Clark
>kill enemy
>reload immediately out of habit
>get killed by another enemy just behind him
Josiah Smith
I've died so many times thanks to this shit.
Oliver Baker
>shoot red jesters
>they explode
Easton Butler
Does menopause still happen if you're permanently pregnant? I mean, you've still got almost all your eggs.
Grayson White
I used to hat braap posting so fucking much, but the expression on this guy when he inhales never fails to cure everything bad in my world, it's just too damn perfect
Blake Williams
>cleric
>can’t cast heal outside of battle
Jeremiah Cooper
>accidentally shoot friendly npc
>he actually dies and never comes back
Luis Scott
>barrel explosion
>it shoots
Alexander Adams
>he’s never hit the womb before
You’re basically still a virgin
Cameron Smith
>shoot wall with Assault Rifle to write out PENIS
>game is shit and has like a 100 decal limit
>P starts disappearing by the time you get to N
Wyatt Stewart
dude cassowaries are deadly, they will disembowel you before you can lift your foot off the ground
Isaiah James
>takes 10 seconds to reload
>enemy pops up in the middle of animation
>can't cancel out of it
Owen Martinez
>shoot white liquid
>it tastes good
Ryder Sanders
>spits it on your face
Christopher Ramirez
What is Megumin's favorite video game? I bet she'd like DMC5.
Daniel Rogers
another day on /k/
Cooper Smith
Is this tranny general?
Austin James
>enemies can open doors
Cooper Long
>Shoot red barrels
>They SHOOT. BACK.
Dylan Green
Have sex, incel.
Gabriel Adams
Go fucking dilate.
Jackson Cruz
Your HRT is wearing off, you fucking fruit cake.
Juan Nguyen
>shoot wall
>that fucking chicken
Isaiah Robinson
Why is the Migu such a fucking turbo slut?
Brayden James
Imagine being too stupid to draw the symbol of the party you worship
Michael Miller
this. fuck that
Austin Perez
I'll just leave this here for no fucking reason
Sebastian Roberts
>hunting for things to be mad about in obscure subreddits
>thinks he's in a position to complain about other people ruining this website
Connor Torres
Does anime and manga legit causes gender dysphoria or something?
I swear to God all of these freaks watch anime
Michael Howard
40%
Hudson Hill
>shoot glass
>bulletholes disappear
Nolan Morales
Fucking Goldeneye
Wyatt Williams
>letting people ruin your likes
You need to be an enormous faggot to even care about what people you never met do.
Matthew Bailey
Woah that belly looks squishy af
Lucas Hernandez
She is amazing, right.
Daniel Bell
Field inspector here, can confirm. I basically go out and make sure nobody empties this guys red barrels or fills them with something else.
Jose Wright
It didn't go like that.
>user finds that picture.
>user posts that picture.
>I see that picture.
>I think hey that's funny I'll send it to friends.
>We get good laugh.
>I see the manga panel.
>Immediately think of that picture.
Carter Allen
Justin Jones
>shoot glass
>can see outline of the bullet-hole png
Carson Carter
God she is literally built for sex
Jaxson Perez
post moar cursed miku doll
Jaxson Martin
I want to fuck that doll desu
Michael Brooks
EXPOSE FEET
Henry Barnes
The eternal Florida man.
Isaiah Thompson
William Wood
>shoot around glass
>pane falls down and shatters
>walking over it makes a crunching sound
Thomas Robinson
We still have it in different games, user. It all depends on the game.
Plenty of games have TECHNOLOGY and tiny little details that are neat.
Alexander Evans
Desu desu desu~!
You would fuck anything desu~
Hudson Bell
>shoot trannies
>they die
William Watson
What the fuck was a Cassowary doing in Florida
Jayden Garcia
This shit makes me dizzy
Adrian Gonzalez
What's with the obsession with trannies?
Alexander Lewis
>downshift while at redline
>kill a tranny
Ethan Collins
Yea Forumsermin are lemmings that all collectively decide what the next cool thing to hate is, so they can constantly parrot eachother's memes.
Ayden Sullivan
>Lmao it's a fucking bird that's half your weight
They can weigh up to 58.5 kg (130 lb), so unless you are a fatass, not really the case.
>just kick the fucking thing lol or punch that stupid long neck
It will kick you as you try, and it has better kicks.
Landon Stewart
Yea Forums has become so gay that saying faggot doesn't have an impact anymore.
Tyler Evans
It was being kept as an exotic pet
Aaron Richardson
Transgender people are a mentally ill blight, and what's worse is they involve others in their LARP.
Tyler Kelly
>Getting beat by a fucking bird
Pathetic humans
Owen Wright
but if she were her cunny would be even more yummy
Brayden Barnes
>shoot green barrel
>it implies
Aaron Kelly
they're mentally ill, but they can't force you to do anything. why not vehemently oppose shitty anti-free speech legislation and just laugh at trannies instead of call for them to be killed in the streets (thereby lending legitimacy to their claim that they need protected)
Juan Wilson
>Be blue barrel
>Shoot black barrel
>The rest of the black barrels riot and burn down the level
Easton Martin
Cunny is reserved for little girls. Even Megumin is no longer at that cunny age ever since she turned 14.
Kevin Smith
i want to eat Aqua"s hairy puss puss then
Anthony Hill
Based
Austin Smith
She's a goddess of purity and water so she's not hairy.
Noah Brooks
>shoot propane tank
>it flies around before exploding
Justin Lewis
Silly lizard man, forgetting that birds eat him.
Tyler Perry
I just want to eat Aqua's cunt, you cunt.
Luis Bennett
>shoot it
>barrels explosion
Christopher Nelson
>shoot glass
>red barrel explodes
>glass completely unharmed
Lucas Gonzalez
>enemies shoot explosive barrels near you
Austin Watson
Name one (1) game that does this.
Carson Mitchell
might as well draw nipples at that point.
Owen Martinez
Tanya really doesn't belong with that group.
Hudson Foster
>enemy can dab on you
Hudson Collins
>Units can carry other units
Jeremiah Flores
God she is atractive
Chase Collins
>shoot glass
>hole texture
>shoot another part of the glass
>hole disappears from previous position and appears where I shot second
William Martin
>this thread
Samuel Wood
>character creator has butt slider
Leo Carter
>red barrel shoots you
>it explodes
Benjamin Kelly
>shoot myself
>barrel explodes
Eli Allen
>shoot red barrel
>it explores
Michael Turner
to me, small cute butts will always be superior to big fat butts
Justin Morales
>Shoot into green mist
>Boom