We'll bang, okay?

Based blueberry poster. Truly best waifu out there.

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In retrospect they were all worst girls.

hot

Or that one other thing

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does anyone else just want to rest their head on her penis while she strokes your hair?

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One more lads.

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I want to HUG Kelly Chambers!

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Ewww, you don't know what she's been with.

I'm less upset about the lack of nipples and more upset at the lack of big blue asari cock.

It's tucked.

based
Kelly is perfection

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Ash is great. You're fucking up by picking the alien over her.

Legion > Liara > Jack > Tali > Miranda > Kelly > Samara > Ashley > Traynor > Diana

shame she became so jaded in 2

Hey, Traynor is just good as Kelly. Better even as she doesn't go for EVERYTHING with a pulse.

Traynor is the best femshep romance

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Nah

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So who fucked a varren in ME2?

Shepherd.

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Kelly of course

Miranda

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There's something off about her face here

Shep is dabbing all over her and she's trying to contain her autism

.Still hot

Report to the ship as soon as possible.

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Is there any reason that it should? Do asari breast feed?

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I fucking love this picture. Big blue tiddies best tiddies.

She survived on my renegade playthrough so I could kill her myself in ME3.
Everyone died except Zaeed.

Isn't it canon Asari get bigger with age, too? Liara would probably reach Benezia size.

based

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Tali > Ash > Jack > Miri > Kelly > Samara > dogshit > Liara > Diana

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>Miranda = Ashley
>Liara
> A pile of shit
>Tali
>Jack

It is. Same also applies to asari mating tubes

ME1 Ash > Tali > Miri >> Jack >>> Blue Sue >>>>>>>> whatever the fuck ME3 Ash is

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I just wish they'd repack 1-3 with all DLC included for current consoles.
Bioware will never do that though.

This takes me back...
Generals were cozy around ME3 release.

Bioware's end is nigh.
Too many damn failures in a row, EA will take it to the back of barn soon.

>1-3
y tho

Cutest face and best body. So perfect.

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What was the name of that one Asari chick running Omega again?

Cuz I don't want to download Origin for 3 on PC.

Trinity

Yup. Benezia's were impressive even before matriarch state and Little Wing inherited those genes.

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Here's her human form. As in face and body model.

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FemshepxLiara makes me puke, maybe because Liara is a creepy obsessed Mary Sue and there isn't a single good looking Femshep and her VA is a cunt.

/meg/ is eternal, user.

Absolutely. Best waifu out there by far. Also:
>Purest barely-legal material, virgin, no whore
>Intelligent and later rather wise
>Good interesting expertise

I really like this pic as well.

>femshep
GTFO with this filth. Default Maleshep all the way.

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>3
y tho

This is perfection

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hnnnnggghhh

she cute

>there isn't a single good looking Femshep
There are tonnes of great femsheps, are you daft?
>her VA is a cunt.
That's why she's so much better at the Renegade dialogues

>tattoos
>perfection

Paragon Jack romance will forever be the best

Bald is better

>cute
>probably ruined roastie and not innocent virgin archeologist
I won't even look into her too much, I know I will end up disappointed.

Captain Save a Ho appears!

Jack is the only good looking female in the ME universe.
I enjoyed renegade as a black Canadian Tyrone tryhard, every time the accent popped up I lost shit lel
I was just ripping on Femshep, don't really care for her either

Her nudes and masturbation tapes got leaked last week btw.

The classic healing dick

See? Here we go, disappointment. She of course is a dumb roastie.

Shut up, RedHyperCar.

>RedHyperCar.
Wat.

Don't play coy.

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They were stolen like all modern leaks. Ain't really her fault.

>used goods

the absolute state of trumptards

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Any decent woman wouldn't make tapes or take nudes to begin with

Any decent Amish woman.

Best ME girl coming through.

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>perfection

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I have empirical proof that not all women are tape making, nude snapping whores.

Can't argue with that

I bet

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Shepard.

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You begged your girlfriend and she wouldn't cave in?

Miranda's a ḋumb thot.

This.

Might as well drop this here
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3106036

When are they going to release a remaster?

Shepard.

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never, bioware is in a process of being shot in the head.

I am the proof

Ya duermanse

And that is a good thing.

not my fault bioware artists suck.

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Why yes I do think Miranda is the best choice. How did you know?

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in general, yeah, I'm just sad mass effect setting will be stuck in limbo forever.

That does not look healthy

Me too, but it is better than some other abomination like Andromeda.

Is it because you're ugly?

They already burned it to the ground three times, how much of a masochist are you?

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They nailed other models, scanned male faces are fucking perfect, females are utter ass except for Jack. Liara might as well have been done of facegen.

Isn't it canon that Asari as we perceive them is not their actual form? Turians see blue turians, humans see blue humans, blue krogan, blue etcetera.

>scanned male faces are fucking perfect
I think you cracked the code.

I was raised catholic in a conservative household, I'm a conservative myself.

That's not what I asked, dumdum.

so it is a yes then.

>have to choose between overacting Hale or no acting Meer

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post more big blue breasts like these

3 is a showcase how both handle voice acting without anyone giving them directions or even context. Guess who wins?

No. That's some dumb fan theory. It doesn't explain videos, picture, art and the like.

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/our girl/ Jen, of course!

No. Completely wrong and retarded. People see aspects of their species in asari that they find attractive. Turians think the head tentacles are like turian spines, salarians think their skin is like salarian skin, humans think asari have human faces. There is 0 evidence for "hurr their appearance isn't real"

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>completely wrong and retarded
>posts something more wrong and more retarded
This isn't very based

The evil gook in ME3 could've been done so much better it makes me angrier than the ending

This is true and also implied in that drunken discussion.

"Good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Yo ass opened dis message. This aint straight-up asari military command. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They're busy tendin ta whatz left of they hood.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. Yo ass aint as weak as I thought. But never forget dat yo' dopest wasn't phat enough ta stop mah dirty ass. Now a entire hood is dyin cuz you lacked tha strength ta win. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da legend of Shepard need ta be re-written. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I hope I be there fo' tha last chapter n' shit. Well shiiiit, it endz wit yo' dirtnap.

-KL "

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Uh oh, retard alert! Different species have different traits they find attractive, and it happens that asari have traits that appeal to many different species.

>Hypnotizing the entire universe is more plausible than a couple species finding an aspect of their own species in Asari

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There really is something off about this actresses face desu. Seen a movie with her in it and when it is in motion and at bad angles she really looks uncanny.

she's ugly

Why do anons keep posting this? Is this some epic meme I don't get?

>and not innocent virgin archeologist with a huge blue DICK

Why even live?

>fan theory
How about you play the actuall game.
There is point in some bar where a turian, human and salarian (could be wrong about the races but thats not the point anyway) talk about how asari look to them. And they pretty much say that they perceive them as an altered version of their own species.
Whether it is related to the way different races perceive the world or some asari brain fuckery is up for speculation, but the theory is far from "dumb fan" shit.

po faced bitch

Faggot, hope you die.

>ywn be a human boytoy of a huge-tiddied Asari matriarch with a huge mating tube and dominant tendencies
Truly user, why even live.

I'll tell you user, it's just that

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL

>being this new

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This game worth playing for alien tiddies?

Absolutely. Especially Liara's.

Yeah, and it was a bachelor party and they were drinking. They were just being dumb and drunk and focusing on the parts of the Asari they found similar to their own species. I refer you to thisI call it dumb because it seems obvious to me it's just drunk background conversation. Again, how would you explain Asari in videos, pictures, art, etc.

You can obviously see the favouritism in romances when 3 happens. So RIP in peace patricians who chose Samara or Thane

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>/meg/ is eternal, user.

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It hurt brah.

>not choosing human genetic perfection

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I like Michael as much as any boomer, but not enough to bang him, mate.

Wrex

>Liara > Jack > Tali
Agreed
At the same time

I want to fuck a klingon

>Jack is the only good looking female in the ME universe.
No. There is another.

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Mass effect is such a garbage series. It's just a western dating simulator with a shittiet game built around it

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You have no idea.

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>/meg/ is eternal
>got dabbed on so hard by Anthchads they ain't have no more threads
really makes me fire my neurons

she still hs good midriff so I don't care really. Put a loose crop top and knee socks and I'll fuck that untill my body physically won't move and I pass out and die from exhaustion hihi

No. There is not.

>got dabbed on so hard by Anthchads they ain't have no more threads
Say, uh, how's that, uh, that /anthg/ going, there, sport?

As if I'd say I'm not ugly to have you call me a conceited bitch.

Did you play ME3?

Yes.

Shh! I'm working on something. We'll bang, OK?

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I'm hard now...

my girlfriend thinks these videos are really funny, so saying "we'll bang, okay" is kinda a thing in our relationship for years

for valentines day this year I got her a cake with one of those printed designs on it, of shepard making the really creepy face when he suggests having a threesome.

she loved it

Why would you give a shit what someone thinks of you on an anonymous fedora enthusiast forum? Are you that easily hurt?

Crackpot tier

what's her name

>these are the people you share a board with
How disgusting

It's not the dick that does the healing.

Meer gets better and Hale gets worse in the course of the series, by 3 Meer is better

Give me your best shot

vocaroo.com/i/s1X9GwrGPXK4

I don't.
Just wanted to back to my original argument.

It's the main reason to play

Patrick Warburton/10

>can't refute my post
>doesn't know /anthg/ moved to another site
The place of the mass shit degenerate is below the heel of the Anthchad

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>doesn't know /anthg/ moved to another site
Did it move to reddit?

Sorry.
I don't fuck the blue man group.

To be fair, those pictures are incredible.

Where can i find them?

Shepard

>Jack

Stopped reading there.

>asarifags
>li*raposters
This is why I don't browse Yea Forums.

I'll take that as a compliment

>try to start a vocaroo
>people don't even vocaroo

you aren't the Yea Forums i once knew

but... you're here?!?

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You fucking faggots go fuck a sissy instead you shallow, spineless fucks. Jack is objectively perfect

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Baste

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If I ever romanced females in ME this would be my preference

Whichever Fappening website.

newfag

Just go on Bing and search for her