For me, it's Minda

I want to fuck Midna, but the actual one not some cosplay ugly troll

This is her.
twitter.com/MidnaAsh/status/1124774148721369089?s=19

>3D

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while i do enjoy looking at naked women i'm not a big fan of cosplay because its just so fucking farcical

like, yeah, you're dressed up as midna, alright. nobody cares. they're looking at your ass. why are we even paying attention to the fact that she dressed up as midna because its completely irrelevant to what people are going to pay attention to - the fact that she's almost entirely naked

its just a way to give attention whores attention while pretending that they aren't attention whoring. its just a thin layer of paint on top of just posing naked so why elevate it beyond that

brap

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The paint automatically turns me on. MUH DICK

>cunt-strip
If you're gonna take 99% of your clothes off you might as well go all the way. That's just a fucking tease.

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Nice tummy but the rest is ehhhhh

>twitter.com/MidnaAsh/status/1124774148721369089?s=19

black women really do have something special they can leverage to make themselves look very attractive but i don't understand how every single fucking one of them just ignores their goods and tries to look like a cheap 2 bit whore

gothic kim kardashian? yeah that was really cool. in 2012.

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unf

Those fucking hamster cheeks

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Wait, she's black? I thought she is some kind of latina goblin

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twitter says salvadorian so thats basically half latin half nigger

Too big

The aircraft hanger nostrils didn't tip you off?

This chick has a boyfriend.

Would you guys allow your girl to flaunt her goods in front of horny bastards for money?

midget

fucking hell

Keyword is money
Cosplay + Patreon + ???? = Profit

sauce of the anime character

>let
Maybe try dating a non-whore.

These

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CONSIDER

>that thing is normal weight in america

And that's a good thing!

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>that 56% face

Americans

Gerudo Chad

God I want to use Imp Midna as an onahole sex toy

god I want to imagine

LARD GARGLING

>zant's and especially midna's high includes their hats
I'm not sure that's how it works

True Midna is best Midna and I'll fight however many of you heathens as I have to to prove it.

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I'd use her like the jog fuck scene for goblins in Corruption of Champions

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Why is a girl carefully painted so much hotter than the same girl naked?
Any time I try to find bodypaint content, I get a ton of mess shit that's just smearing different colors until they're covered in a brown sludge. That's not nearly as hot as a detailed design painted on someone's body.

Dont worry you'll never fuck either, or anyone

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Man, cosplayers always seem so awkward when posing.

with the measurements posted, it really doesn't seem like it'd be that hard to make a mold of an entire midna with the onahole in it, basically just a tiny sex doll.
Its just people would think you want to fuck toddlers.

That scene makes me belly laugh every single time. I get why people would be into it, but it's just such a ridiculous mental image.

>pasties
failure to commit

Prove it then

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Oh, people would think that, would they? Tell me, how the fuck would people even KNOW that I have it in the first place?

Ugly spic

They'd hear the sound of you fucking it from their houses across the street

Are normalfags really so dumb that they think wanting fuck Midna is the same as fucking children?

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please tell me theres porn

Well you got me there, but I was more thinking of pitching this idea to a group of people who can get it mass produced like other onaholes.
You probably could just find a good model to pose in blender, then as long as you can find a way to turn it into a pair of molds that you could pour some silicone into, you'd be set.
I mean they've got those diy dildo kits you use your own dick as the mold for so you've got to be able to work with this stuff at home fairly easily, right?

Well, chances are you'd have to import it from Nippon which is a gamble. There are cases all over the world of dried up spinster witches working in a customs offices opening up people's imported cute and funny doujinshi and onas then calling the police.

patently

Yes

>There are cases all over the world of dried up spinster witches working in a customs offices opening up people's imported cute and funny doujinshi and onas then calling the police
Isn't that illegal?

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I wonder if NTR is going to be a Zelda mainstay from here on.
Would you mind?

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gross

For me, its Anri.

Nope, the government pays tons of people to dig as far into your privacy as they possibly can, and if they find anything suspicious its their right to capitalize on it and destroy your life as they see fit.

instagram.com/p/Bvy6bccBx5H/

>Illia is 5'1"

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Not at all, it's their job. If it was illegal to inspect people's packages, what would be the point of customs?

NPCs aren't designed to comprehend

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So you can relax and play jenga or zombies or something and hear the other team

no they save it till you need to be destroyed

Thanks OP, i'm stroking my dick as we speak.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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What's wromg with cute and funny doujins though?

More like

oof

Hence the 'as they see fit'
I'm sure both happens, for instance if they find something like this at customs and you already have a successful life pretending to be a normie I'm sure they'd jump on it, but if you were still just some hikki they'll toss it in the file with all the shit you've been torrenting so they can throw you in the fema camps when the time comes to lock up all the people who jerk off to the wrong kinds of drawings and steal money from poor companies like disney by stealing movies

Fuck off, cringecel.

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>not stroking it to the superior version

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Is there Mipha NTR?

And yet, still not short enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=_AJPOYh5lcM

cosplay destroyed the nerdosphere

>retards pay these women thousands of dollars a month to cosplay anime and vidya girls
I'll never understand this

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for me, it's women who have never cosplayed and think the very idea is idiot.

With a face like that the IRS should be called

For me 3D is PD

Midna no have nips

Take your clothes off user. I'm already naked. It's only fair.

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>Right and wong ways to draw her
>Draws her wrong anyway

Nice try but the black parts are your "clothes"

Dios Mio....

Madre de dios...

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Not bad, I w-
>those ears
wtf

if she even had the intention and will to do it if i asked her then i wouldnt want to know her on a personal basis

Should kill yourself then, you ugly 3dpd

PONDER

chitoge from nisekoi

I don't remember Ganondorf being this much taller.

>defending 3DPD

Came here to post this

No, i'm telling little cucks like your self hating ass to finish off yourself. But let me guess, too cowardly?

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give

Sure, why not?

>Great tits
Yes
>Very well done bodypaint
YES
>Thick legs and childbearing hips
UNF
>Fat ass
M-MUH
>That fucking butterface
Pic related

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it's pretty obvious why not, fucking cuck

>I told you, I can't. I'm just too tiny!

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More like a thousand men pitch in a dollar or two, so women will do what men please.

Why would you date her on the first place then. Also if she starts doing such things and you don't agree with it talk to her, and if she still wants to do so, just walk away because she won't stop regardless if you like it or not.

The Twili wear shadows like clothing, right? I wonder if Midna could make you shadow clothes and force you to go out in them
Imagine being in public when she starts teasing you by threatening to take the shadows off of you, haha

That's not what a cuck is, cuck. Chads let their girls show their goods off all the time, in fact it's one of the perks of having a sexy girl at social gatherings. This is how you assert your dominance over other men.

We can make it work

la creatura de los juegos de video

>allow
>implying you have a choice

I guarantee unless you're rich enough to be her sugar daddy she's not gonna just drop cosplaying and abandon all those patreon bucks

Will the shadows block my massive boner?

Why wouldn't you be proud to show off your girlfriend? She's all for you, anyway, right? You're not afraid of other men swooping in and taking her away, right?

>twitter.com/MidnaAsh/status/1124774148721369089?s=19
i'd fuck, besides, i cant see her face if she's sitting on mine

>black
She's hispanic. How fucking retarded are you?

Have sex

The logic used by actual cuckolds. "I don't own her body," "She's EMOTIONALLY faithful to me!"

Don't lump me in with those incels. You don't even know what unf means.

I want her to sit on my face

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No, it's the "look don't touch" logic. Where you're so proud of what's yours and only yours, that you want to show it off. Like "this is for me".

I pity the alt-rights who will deny themselves the pleasure of fapping to this lass for the sake of fitting in on Yea Forums.

He's a big wizard

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We get it, your standards are the lowest and that's what makes you a better person.

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We get it. You're redpilled and your fitting in perfectly. Mission accomplished.

>convincing yourself of this
They almost always have top donator lists you can use to see how much these guys actual throw away on sluts like this.
Fucking insane, think about how many upper managment types who spend their exorbitant salaries on this cuck shit and still intimidate all their wagie slaves

Aye dios moo, la goblina

>confuse a mexican with a black woman

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imagine virtue signalling about your masturbation habits

You know you truly went off the deep end when you think greasy nerds fapping to cosplayers are "virtue signalling".

I jerk off to attractive black women, not busted goblins. Your brain is broken.

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Bend over

Every business has "whales". Just like the mobile game industry. You always have big spenders. But those guys are few and far between. Most dudes only tip in between 1-5 bucks for the lower tier content. However, it's their contributions that add up a lot.

Post more Midnas that I don't already have

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that thing is fucking ugly

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short legs are disgusting as fuck

makes the feet look huge, utterly disgusting

no, just you, the one politicizing his boner by calling anybody not masturbating to this butterface 'alt-right'
you are the only greasy nerd doing that in this thread

They got you so good that you lost perspective. Just because everything is political to your memembrained self doesn't necessarily mean that everyone who acts in ways you don't condone of are political in the other direction. I'm just fapping.

>everything is political to your memembrained self
projecting hard

That, or I merely understand you better than you are willing to admit.

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do you need a link back to your first comment

Did you expect anyone with brains here?

imagine being the guy who paints her asscrack

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Had a GF like her. It was okay.

I want to paint Midna's asscrack if you understand my intention.

Nico cosplay when?

>Not wanting to paint her womb.
You goofed.

It's a shame she's a goblin

With Midna

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Imagine doing a high-quality zelda porn vid with her.

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>that face
here

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You're right. How could I be so stupid.

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COGITO

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This

Anyone else arguing otherwise might as well be Muslim voting for Sharia Law.

She's obviously wearing pasties but is she not wearing any underwear?

Hmm, what is that? *sniiiiiiif* Tamales and fried chicken?

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Look at her pussy harder

I didn't expect people to go full retard over curly black hair. Being blind is one thing but retarded is another

you dumb faggot

I want to play matching shells with Midna!

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Did she say something about mashing clams.

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Showing off your girl's tits to the fellas is a practice as ancient as prostitution. We still do it today, that's why there are guys who like sharing their girlfrend's nude photos.

She's good looking but totally ruined it by gauging her ears. That shit is fucking disgusting

Also is good and all but the nipple and vagina covers are too obvious. I'm not saying she needs to be naked but don't pick something that will clearly reflect light and be noticeable

when will my new best friend share her midna patreon pics tho

>Fapping to softcore, non nudes
I wouldnt brag about that bro

95% of people on Yea Forums are actually retarded and not merely pretending

>show your dominance over other men, by letting them lust and fuck your woman

>fat 5/10 mutts with dumbo ears can still have profitable patreons with hundreds of thirsty faggots throwing money at them.

I am so fucking sick of this shit.

sauce

Dude, cuckolds are the MOST masculine
Imagine how secure you have to be in your manhood to not be bothered by another man fucking your girlfriend
Alpha as FUCK

>"""""nurse"""""
what're the odds she's just doing some social care course that qualifies you to wipe asses

Holy fuck, perfect body type

ugly and fat

You have a point, dude... I recall my previous comment

>this is considered black in america
why won't you guys just admit that you're mutts already? stop calling yourselves black

>Would you guys allow your girl to flaunt her goods in front of horny bastards for money?
Honestly yes. I don't give a fuck about a bunch of losers throwing money at her for something so trivial as showing meat. And some of these thots make so much money doing it that they make more than I do with an actual job.

Haha wouldn't it be funny if Midna locked you up and made you her personal pet

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nice try steinberg

>ywn live in a world with imps of varying hues that have fancy swirls and glowing patterns on their bodies

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>friend wants to cosplay as midna or pic related
>cant decide which is better
anons help, should i sway her toward midna?

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How wide are her hips? This is the deciding factor.

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>Generic loli number 23423
>Or Midna
How is that even a question?

Midna obviously, it forces her to go nearly naked if she wants to pull off a semi-decent cosplay

If this girl offered to have sex with any of you kissless virgins, you’d turn her down? Sure. Sure you would.

respectable wide. not too wide but wider than average for her size mind you shes 5'2"
we fuck around at cons. we had an idea for using DFC to fuck with cosplayers that didnt know what it meant
i will report back on this the next time a midna thread is up after the con if she does it

Unironically would

have sexo

Gross