Filename Thread
Filename Thread
I actually thought about the bridge that leads to Ganon's castle in OoT.
Not sure if he's retarded or based
>str vs dex
More like balanced build VS minmaxer.
Based as fuck. How does he power it?
I don't remember this part in the game.
>tfw you are the david of your siblings
kek
Good one
That's bretty bad.
He's a big guy
Can you imagine renaming an image
in your windows 7 file explorer instead of just posting an image and typing your unfunny joke in the comment field?
>no enemies present
>313 dead, 2.500 wounded, 1 destroyer damaged
USA! USA! USA!
lmao
what animango is this? I absolutely need to watch this shit.
The cunucks got spooked and opened fired on an american ship because, thinking they were japs
jesus
Yeah it was from leftover mines and traps
Is this Chinese?
What else could it be?
>that one woman who walks to the right side just before the guy takes his little shortcut
wtf are these green things?
Deku leaves.
matcha tarts.
>Mario Smash Football
sauce?
So this was the purpose... of lesson 5...
they were big plastic floating pads you could walk on, but the sun deteriorated them
Europes_Future.webm
wtf is wrong with chinese truck drivers?
the chinese part
kek the chinese are so retarded. reminds me of those elevator/escalator videos
wonderful101.jpg
>elevator/escalator
>give son gun
>son shoots himself
>slap him on the head for it
???
turns out that pincer maneuvers are a bad idea when the enemy isn't actually there
>tearing down useless buildings with zero historic significance
Seems like a good idea.
he initially thought he was pranking
>camera lens shatters, but sunglasses don't
this movie is shit
Why is their AI completely gltiching out at 0:15?
Wow. I guess the retard loaded it for real or with blanks, both of which are a bad idea.
>the gays
Presumably regressing into children as a means of coping in that moment. That or they grieve weird.
Wouldn't you be mad at your son if he shot himself? I know I would.
>I secretly knew youd give me a loaded gun and offer me to shoot myself, so I gave myself a bulletproof steel insert to the exact spot on my head
sounds like a fight in Jojo
haha imagine tiki and femcorrin lezzing out would that be funny or what haha
I always loved how stupidly tall Oda draws his characters for no goddamn reason other than to make them intimidating
>Diamante
>Pica
>Trebol
>Katakuri
>Urouge
>Kuma
Probably, but I'd also be kicking myself in the ass if I gave my son the fucking gun in the first place. To be fair, "what if you left your gun unsecured", I'm still kicking my own ass even more because of that.
the bullet just knocked him out
the slap killed him
>tfw they were probably decapitated because of this footage
Fucking nice
Show?
>My son likes playing Persona 3.webm
2 down, millions to go
Giant lily pads.
They can support up to 100 lbs under optimal conditions. Trying to get onto a half decomposed one toes first is obviously not gonna end well though.
it's always the chinks
>useless buildings with zero historic significance
I tip my fedora to you, you shitskin tranny muslim kike
They cute
Good one.
Yeah, it's fucking great. If there is one thing Oda is great at, it's pannel composition, and his weird character designs are a great tool for that.
Christcuck cringe
>What do you think this is ya little placemat? A diaper show? It's not a diaper show. I think that's pretty obvious.webm
that's cute, I hope they were stoned to death as quickly and painlessly as possible
>Show?
Ideon
Dude, that church was not in use, and it was only a few decades old.
"This is so haram, but it feels so halal"
>phoneposter
lmao
Terraria.
nah, they would have if they were guys, but those two probably got off with just a severe beat up and correctional rape
Seethe harder
This one got me good
>no argument
lmao
It's impossible to win with you people
>see animal on the highway
>>accelerate and run it over to prevent traffic problems
>>>wow such heartless chinks, they deserve a nuke >:(((((
>>veer to stop it from getting killed
>>>wow what's wrong with chink drivers? So incompetent it must be in their genes wow :////
>DODGED
fuckin lol
reminds me of the FF7 one where everyone dodges Supernova
why
The shocking thing is the truck driver in the end. The sheep are just the setup.
t. didn't watch the entire video
now do that and delete your post before you embarass yourself further
Hahaha the flayer jungle!! That's it!!
lemonade
That's a lot of stuff to tote. Did he have a destination or did he just ride the subway all day playing Xbox?
>N64 Platforming.webm
Based for the idea, retarded for playing Silent Hill on the Xbox 360.
Where is this from?
>wear armor like mine
>mine
Hah
Why do some mods hate filename threads?
Dark Souls 1, Duke's Archives
>Armor like mine
ha
This fucking webm
>is it a convenient store?
>what point was he trying to make with the gun?
>mother immediately reacts in in expected way
>father slaps his dead ass son in the fucking head then pitches a fit like a child
>mother runs over to grab the gun, maybe thought the dad would shoot himself next
>tripping over the sperg trying to grab it
>dad immediately chills out once she does
I'm gonna assume you mean "the music video that became the basis for Hardcore Henry", thanks.
>Ahh, ahh, please... Help us... Ah
Fuck it worked. I was ready to see those legs snap
Cool it, Cheng.
Mainland Chinese tend to be absolutely subhuman and you know that yourself. Have you ever been there? As a western born and raised Chinese they will treat you like a fucking 鬼佬 and will look down on you, while wiping their ignorant, arrogant asses in the with fragments of newspaper.
There is also way too fucking many of those fuckers on this planet. Reducing the 1.6 billion Chinkoid populaiton by 1.4 billion would be a godsend to this planet. Same goes for the street shitting Poos and the niggers in Africa.
The best course of action in such situations is actually to say fuck the animal and plow right through it. Any decent drive instructor will tell you to never break but actually to accelerate if an animal jumps right infront of your vehicle
>not keeping activated almonds
fuck lmao hahahaha
>>>>wow such heartless chinks, they deserve a nuke >:(((((
I would never say that. If an animal smaller than a cow moves in front of my vehicle then its life is forfeit.
needs more jpeg artifacts
>david just gets to spend all the family money and doesn't have a job
I don't get it, what is even happening in this video?
Cute!
fell out of a window onto one of those pillars to prevent cars from driving into buildings
Dude fell off a balcony and accidentally an entire bollard.
and that's my strangest why boner of the day
Cute!
wholesome
Holy fuck is he even alive?
cool
What, did it go right up his ass?
It's sticking out of his shoulder, do you think he's alive?
yes
is he dead?
Fun fact! Antarctica is full of ancient frozen penguin mummies because of the lack of scavengers. Now you know!
he died a few minutes after the video ends, it was 2-3 years ago
It's really hard to tell because the video quality is so shit, but looking at actual photos yeah dude got fucking Vlad the Impaler'd. That is not a fun way to go.
>clonk planet
That takes me back.
no. i refuse to look at it.
fuck you.
only stupid fucking weebs can watch this, seems like anime tier "jokes"
>Clonk Planet
Holy shit, I played this it feels like decades ago and had no idea what the name was. I've always wondered what the fuck that game was.
oppressing machine
what?
So, if I take the bishop, do I win?
That was a trip.
Clonk has a lot more games, but Clonk Planet is probably the one most people played. I think Clonk Endeavour was the last one.
The fun thing about Clonk Planet was the developer menu that allowed you to fuck around with the code. Friend and me spent a few weekends in our childhood reverse engineering the code to make sausages and drills and shit like that.
>Dead Space 2
Watch the whole video, genius
Cart tilt
this is Germanys revenge for WW2
um pokemen, wtf?
why the fuck is modern 'anime' 3d models
>not "Xbox One exclusives for dinner.webm"
This was not about us hating chinks but about chinks just being shitty drivers
why is she laughing
you gain brouzouf
let me just take a sippy quickly
Should’ve drunk more milk
>amerilard can't comprehend the difference between historic significance and building in gothic style
>Netflix adaptation
kek
it would be extremely painful
Rip
My little sister when she can't sleep
I guarantee you this kid is out here playing games as a way of staying away from home. He probably has a really shit home life.
>hillbilly boner dodge
I hate how depressing this always is to see and how funny Yea Forums made it over the years
He's wearing a different shirt
This man just goes around subways playing xbox
Press V cultiBBa
what the hell is that thing?
>this kills the jian
he's probably homeless is what it is
>Gone Home speedrun.webm
That's literally the joke.
>The Tingle Brothers.png
Subjected to extreme levels of radiations, kept alive for study of its effects
kek, this is unironically XCX lore theories
I just started Xenosaga II and I'm liking it so far.
>burst into treats
That's cute and all but if you do that too often she's never gonna sleep on her own.
What game?
dad deserved it
kek
Did this with my nephew. Honestly greatest feeling in the world.
You should see all the bullshit theories XC2 spawned
Alvis obviously is Ontos though
Pretty wholesome and sweet but why not just take the baby to your bed and move him after he falls asleep instead of cramping yourself into that small cradle?
Underrated
Reminds me of someone I used to date
>when socialists on the internet buy you another house.
That's literally just fucking homicide
>seething nintendildo
Makes it even funnier now
Seriously, is the knife CG or very well-drawn 2D?
Just another day in China you mean?
Yeah the XB2 theories that I've seen definitely hold weight. Alvis is Ontos, which essentially makes him Shulk's "blade" and the conduit is definitely the not-Zohar.
The only bullshit ones, again, are the ones trying to connect it to X, theorizing who the black knight is and such. The only X theory that I believe is L is lucifer. His name being an anagram for lucifer is just too undeniable imo. As for what that actually means, who knows.
That escalated quickly
>subhuman nonwhites
That's literally just China.
Nu-animators can't drawn for shit, so you get dumb shit like entire rooms in CGI (Yakusoku no Neverland)
*creeeeeeeeeak*
Look at its smug-ass face lmao
KEK
Gators and crocs are so based.
We got gators everywhere here and so many fucking tourists and people moving here want them killed or relocated because they think its a good idea to walk up and feed us and end up losing a family member. Its just natural selection.
>feed us
>walk up and feed us
>WOWWWWWW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
wouldn't tyres start to melt in these temperatures?
>us
To be honest, I always wanted to try this.
>Us
Very good.
Why? Why would you think a paper thin leaf could support the weight of an adult human?
user posts obvious bait.webm
Snap city
Post that one with the crocs with green backs eating their buddy's hand
Hello Smith
>us
I don't, that's why I've never actually done it
DELET THIS
Pliss what game this?
I don't get it.
fuck the filename, mr bean is just the greatest shit ever
These churches were made in a time before cars, they are sometimes not even 500m from the next one
Nah, this is a common trope in the west too.
What movie is this?
reading the replies first just to be sure this isn't a gore webm
>Black """people"""
It isn't
>us
Context?
>Any last words
*ahem* fuck jannies
>unsheathes sword
Fuck trannies
>steps forward ready to swing
And fuck niggers
>cuts off head
Never seen a scene as based as this in a long while.
no good people died on that webm man, this is not sad once you accept this
Probably didn't see them. Asians often see the west as bitches for having so many traffick laws and regulations but they're to prevent shit like this.
It's a thing from game cover threads. In the cover for Minna no golf 5 / Hot Shot Golf: Out of Bounds the EU cover features an Adam Jensen lookalike in the background that isn't in the JP cover, and in the US cover he's the character at the forefront swinging the club, so if you put them side by side it looks like Adam Jensen is taking over.
fuck...
please tell me this is a joke.
Was the dude tripping balls or what?
???
?????
You can see he's put down a piece of board or something to distribute his weight across the lilypad. Putting your feet directly onto is is concentrating your weight onto the very thin tissue of the leaf.
>renaming it
Imagine watching this movie for the logic
It isn't
Arigato... Gyro...
Anyone know? I can't find it.
>that's xcom, baby!
SneedNN captures Chuck shooting at peaceful city-slickers
Of course, but the leaf is still fully capable of supporting the weight of an adult human.
You are fucking funny, user
*the weight of an adult human when spread evenly over 90% of the leaf surface.
It's like saying a chicken egg can support the weight of an adult human. Technically it can when the weight is concentrated on the tip and distributed over dozens of eggs.
do they not install breaks on trucks in china or something
Full context: Chink kid is very depressed and telling his parents their lives suck and he doesnt want to work on that shitty family owned store forever
>Idiotic father tells kid to kill himself if he is so depressed, while giving him a gun (its a stupid bluff)
>Kid does it without hesitation.
>Father was looking away and thinks kid just shot the gun at nothing, gets mad and slap the kid for not having gun discipline.
>Then he realizes what happened and have a breakdown.
Why are literally ALL the attacks named like Warframe mods
>roof indians_los angeles_1992
Oh God.
This is too much!
pretty funny
are you retarded?
>webm with a baby in It
>lots of replies
Is she still alive? I'd check but I can't remember her channel.
>Asians being bad drivers is just a myth!
But we're not talking about dozens of leaves here. It's one leaf and it can carry an adult without sinking. That's what the initial post was about and that's where was wrong.
And that's a good thing
but the bewear is female too, i dont get it
>stopping for small animals on the highway that are obviously too small to seriously damage your car
>driving so close to someone you cannot brake in time if they brake suddenly
>not slowing down at all for an obvious pile-up that every other car is changing lanes to avoid
>swerving to the side to collect all the people standing there instead of just damaging their already smashed vehicles
jesus christ
Happy death day
That just means that you have a problem user-kun.
He's Sun Wukong and that was a tea house run by demons.
Yes, but they have tight deadlines and will be fired if they don't uphold them.
sauce?
Because he is bad at math, haven't you read the filename?
This is no joke.They really want to do this to everything you know and love.
>you will never be as happy as a labrador
>Lvl 1 cyber legs
The webm clearly demonstrates that the leaf alone cannot support the weight of an adult female, let alone an adult male.
Where?
>Minna no golf 5 / Hot Shot Golf: Out of Bounds
lmao i just looked it up
>driving so close to someone you cannot brake in time if they brake suddenly
Almost everyone does this. It's fucking infuriating. I wish there was some way to actually catch tail-gaters.
>Fringorilla
Is this Jack?
Holy fuck
youtube.com
It's an indescribable kind of love.
Jesus Christ
Give me my sides back
What the hell is this? I want it
was so scared the thing was gonna collapse under his weight at some point
god that's hot
What even is the origin of this video?
sadly they only get in trouble after they get in an accident.
then they complain that it's not their fault because the person in front stopped to suddenly.
What is the story?
The fuck happened? Did someone add laxatives to the food?
its fake
This gives me extreme anxiety
It's from stephen chow movie Journey to the West, about the monkey king story. It was ok film.
The webm shows that a half decomposed leaf can't support the weight of an adult female if it's distributed uneavenly on a single, small point.
A normal leaf can still support the weight of an adult female, and even an adult male, if it is distributed more evenly, hence a leaf can support the weight of an adult human.
Saying it can't is like saying a container ship can't carry its listed capacity because if you put all containers on one side its gonna sink. Goddamn it user, I really hope you're shitposting and aren't really this dense.
lol what the fuck
Is this even enjoyable to him?
That's a shame.
This isn't video games. Why would you post this in a video game board? What are you trying to do I wonder?
I watched this while listening to God of War music. I'm crying
Casualties: Too many...
>Sailor Moon Netflix Adaptation
Kotori's a nigger...
Silent Hill 3?
No
OK, go and stand on a giant water lily naked without any tools, I'll see how dry you stay.
It's gotta be the HD collection even, god save him.
what am i supposed to be seeing here?
It's Journey to the West. He's meeting Pig.
what song i want to experience it too
Not on the HD collection it isn't.
My dick
what the fuck is this a live adaptation of?
Regardless of the quality of the knife, why the fuck is he cutting into the wrapper like that?
it's in chink culture that if you don't theatrically over-exaggerate your emotions then it's like you disrespectfully don't care
K/DA POP/STAR
is that ja/ck/?
Jack is a being well beyond our mortal understanding.
Im such a literal tard I cant figure out how to stream or I would host Jackbox 5.
zoom zoom zoom ZOOOMMMMM
that sure is a great movie name
So why not use a picture that shows the actual joke?
Shaolin Soccer
ty user
literally
lol thats good
I chuckled
Stop posting your shitty fetishes, mods.
I'm going to have a fucking seizure, stop
Battle of Pussy in Russian.
Its from season 2 of american vandal
I'm guessing it's because a lot of people know it already, so getting the joke becomes a matter of having lurked enough or whatever.
Kind of like when I do this, but less obvious.
You run the risk of rolling over your baby that way.
Yeah what the fuck literally every attack name there except the rainbow one is the EXACT names of different Warframe mods. What is this from?
There was a second season?
The first was pretty good, how's the second?
itt:/ck/
>ordeal of crimson noon.webm
hi cucken
There is. It's called break checking.
Phineas and ferb, the pajeet's name is bajeet
He's coming home
What do you idiots think. Warfame devs are huge weebs so they reference this shit all over the place.
No one but me will get this reference
god speed Jailbot
:(
Lmao nice one.
It's from a netflix show that I can't remember the name of
I bet you a million bucks David is the most happy of them all.
that is a total chad move
>The first was pretty good, how's the second?
Not bad, not as good but its worth a watch. Main guy that is accused is not as good and the basketball player they keep following isnt that funny
Incidentally, would you care for some delicious jelly donuts?
How a couple of lambs and a sleepy driver ended the life of 3-4 people. China is one funky place.
Oh that's lame, I really enjoyed the first season as a lot of its logic made sense in a teenager way which I enjoyed.
>son got what he wanted - to end his miserable life
>retarded parents got a nice fucking lesson about depression and guns
I see nothing bad here.
>is it a convenient store?
Yes
>what point was he trying to make with the gun?
His son was always playing vidya and his parents wanted him to do something productive(like working in the store). Dad being overkill teases son with loaded gun as in saying "if you don't want to work then you should take your life" and he actually does it.
>father slaps his dead ass son in the fucking head then pitches a fit like a child
He thought the kid shot him, not himself.
>mother runs over to grab the gun, maybe thought the dad would shoot himself next
Precisely
This is a prime example of instant regret, they never thought he would actually 'an hero' himself.
What size does that even count as?
>accelerating towards a goat
it's not a squirrel or a raccoon, hitting a goat at full speed would definitely fuck up your car
that accident was a result of three mistakes
>two drivers following too closely and not being able to break in time
>the three of them not moving their cars onto the shoulder after a minor traffic accident
>truck driver not paying attention and stopping or switching lanes in time
I'M THE SCAT MAN
'murica
>tp backwards
Isn't that literally the joke? Why are you just repeating it?
don't spoonfeed the underaged clowns they are worse than cockroach. He probably already screencaped your picture for his twitter.