Anyone else come to Yea Forums just to shitpost?
Anyone else come to Yea Forums just to shitpost?
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Captain America lies on the ground, groaning in agony from the beating he has just taken from Thanos. Thanos chuckles as he holds up the infinity gauntlet. "With all six infinity stones in my possession, you never stood a chance." Thor watches from a distance, also weakened from the fight. "No, you can't do this!" he yells weakly. Thanos smiles at Thor as he walks towards him, menacingly. "You should have killed me when you had the chance. Now that I see how ungrateful you people were towards my first plan, I know what I must do." He clenches his gauntlet hand into a fist. "Because I am... African-American." He snaps his fingers as Thor screams "NO!" helplessly. Thanos roars as his newfound powers course throughout him. The remaining Avengers watch helplessly as Thanos ascends into his new form. His skin complexion begins to darken. A du-rag appears on his head. His armored boots transform into Air Jordans. Thanos laughs as he looks at himself, admiring his new form. "Who's gonna stop me now, my nigga?"
"YOU CANNOT SAY THAT WORD!!!" a loud, familiar voice comes out of nowhere. Everyone on the battlefield looks around, confused. They do not know where the voice is coming from. Suddenly, the power of the Sling Ring appears out of thin air. A portal opens, and all realize that this must be the work of Dr. Strange. Out of the portal steps the Black Panther and his Wakandan army. Black Panther's mask comes off to reveal the face of T'Challa. "You do not have permission to use the forbidden word" he says as his claws come out. Thanos chuckles, looking at his new enemies. "What are you gonna do about it, nigga?" Black Panther and the Wakandan army charge at Thanos and his army, and battle ensues. The other Avengers regain their strength to assist the Wakandans in their fight. Captain America hears another familiar voice. "Need some help, Cap?" Another portal opens and Falcon flies out, weapons ready. "Couldn't let this guy go around saying that without a pass." Captain America smiles, nods, and runs into battle with him. Meanwhile, Black Panther and Thanos are in a tight battle, but Thanos is beginning to overpower T'Challa. Using the power of the infinity stones, he blasts T'Challa away from him. Determined, T'Challa starts to run back at him. The other Avengers reach Thanos and they are able to cause a distraction. Falcon shoots him from behind, taunting him by saying "Over here!" Captain America starts a hand to hand brawl with Thanos. This distracts Thanos enough to allow T'Challa to grab hold of the infinity gauntlet. Captain America and Falcon take hold of both of Thanos' arms, and Spiderman webs up his legs. T'Challa, with the help of Iron Man, Captain Marvel, and Spiderman, is able to pull off the infinity gauntlet. Thor throws the Stormbreaker axe which cuts into Thanos' neck.
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"AAAGHHHHHH" Thanos groans in agony, defeated. T'Challa walks up to him, saying "The infinity gauntlet and the six stones do not grant you access to use the forbidden word." After hearing this, Thanos sees Thor begin to push the axe through his neck, and his head is cut off.
"We did it. We won."
Days after the battle, as everyone is recovering, Captain America and Falcon share a view together as they talk about their lives. Falcon looks at Cap and says, "You know, you should have gotten this a long time ago." Confused, Cap replies "Gotten what?" Falcon looks down at the ground, then looks at Cap and smiles. "You deserve it man. I'd like to give you the N-word pass."
Cap smiles back at his old friend. "Thanks, my nigga."
This board is my toilet
good posts
I like you, user.
I come to Yea Forums to post gfur
Look how refined my taste is compared to yours, user
I'm looking, but I'm not seeing anything good.
To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa
skinny humanoid furry shotas are better than fat shapeless blobs that look like they smell bad
this is a high quality post
this but str8
If you say so
good reply
Isn't that what Yea Forumsent stands for?
based and cute footpilled
I come here to masturbate and ERP
Cute!
Does that mean you're masturbating right now?
It's very likely...
Goddamn mods blueballing me and deleting threads right when it gets interesting.
>feet + armpits + sweat + sweat clouds
my dong is expanding
where you in the thread with the hung slutty twink?
It's a yes or no question, user.
Precisely.
Encourage me to jerk off to feet, user.
Why would you want to know if I'm getting off right now? Isn't that strange?
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>user we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like your getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, your might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there
>okay I will think about it and let you know
Looks like my family cannot take it anymore.
Why would that be weird?
>china
i hope you're not actually considering it
Don't act like you aren't jerking off to feet already and need my encouragement, user. I'm glad to supply you with more though.
that's just a normal question from one bro to another
On the bright side you can probably kill some chink and rape it with absolutely no one giving a fuck about it.
It's almost like you prevs are getting off on the fact that another user is all hot and bothered.
Who comes to Yea Forums to have an unironic discussion?
Just talk with some friends if you actually unironically want to talk about vidya
sauce
You're jumping to some pretty big conclusions there, user. Not saying you're wrong though...
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All of Yea Forums really. I use reddit for most of my serious discussions now. Its funny how much Yea Forums jargon you can find outside this website.
/djt/ and /hbg/ are nice though
Yes, reddit
>Implying anyone comes here to have serious discussion.
baka brah