So we're all in agreement that these are the objectively best choices in the Witcher series:

So we're all in agreement that these are the objectively best choices in the Witcher series:

Neutral path
Triss over Shani
Side with Iorveth and Saskia
Spare Letho
Dijkstra king of the north, kill Roche
Romance Triss, reject Yen
Fuck Keira, take her to Kaer Morhen and let Lambert take your sloppy seconds
Ciri becomes witcher, Emhyr dies
Confront and vanish O'Dimm
Syanna and Henrietta dead

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>not giving Nilfgard a superpowered Empress and letting O'Dimm dab on the asshole bandit who made a shitty deal and proceeded to get a bunch of innocent people killed

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>Started playing TW2 yesterday
>Picked the highest difficulty without really checking further
>Die because I was careless
>Load save
>>
>Save erased
>Permadeath
Fucking hell

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somewhat wrong
Witcher 1
>elves
>Shani

Witcher 2
>Iorveth
>spare letho

Witcher 3
>choose Yen over Triss
>Ciri becomes Empress ending
>fuck O'Dimm
>save Henrietta and Syanna

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#Teamyen

>Iorveth
>Ciri becomes Empress ending
Holy shit, pleb.

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>Triss over Yen
Bait or pleb?

>kill broche

Nigga fuck you

>Neutral path
Nope. Elves need to die.
>Triss over Shani
Yes, makes more sense
>Side with Iorveth and Saskia
Absolitely not
>Spare Letho
Yes Witchers before bitchers
>Dijkstra king of the north, kill Roche
Lol no
>Romance Triss, reject Yen
Triss is ultimately just piss. Geralt and Yen belong together.
>Fuck Keira, take her to Kaer Morhen and let Lambert take your sloppy seconds
Whatever I guess, don't really care about Keira
>Ciri becomes witcher, Emhyr dies
Yes
>Confront and vanish O'Dimm
Yes
>Syanna and Henrietta dead
Nope

Permadeath is trash. Especially since you can die to QTEs during boss fights and by chosing the wrong dialogue options at some points.

I have no sympathy for Olgierd but O'Dimm was just too dangerous.

As far as we've seen, Olgierd hasn't actually done anything particularly bad. He fucks over people in deals like and evil genie and curses people if they fail basic hospitality tests (that woman in Blood and Wine). He kills the people who try to look into his true nature, but that's also a dangerous choice that's knowingly undertaken. He doesn't try to fuck Geralt over at all.

He does kill that one guy in the Tavern though. He probably didn't have it coming.

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You don't kill him though, you just piss him off. He will probably come back for Geralt but would have left him alone if you just let him be

>reject Yen
>kill Broche
Shit nig what is you doing

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Ehh, it's pretty clear you banishing him has a pretty serious effect. He's probably out of the picture for a long time. He wouldn't be so pissed if it was something he could easily overcome.

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>not killing Letho in 2

How to spot a coward

Letho deserves death for killing the only decent king in the North.

>kill Roche
wow fuck you

>Havent played Witcher3 till now at 2019

what kind of sad fk are you?

just kill yourself

>Go from TW1 straight to 2
>I actually miss 1's combat

Neutral
Shani
Roche
Letho doesn't matter
Kill pigface
Reject both, then reject Shani too
Reject Keira and never see her again
Ciri becomes a witcher, sure, the other two are non-options
>he thinks he got rid of O'Dimm
jej nigga just take the edgelord saddle and move along, do you like pissing off extremely powerful entities? Olgierd isn't worth it.

>can't drink potions during fights
Fuck 2.

You can't even savescum because it changes a registry entry that renders the saves useless. I guess you can fuck with the registry though.

>Import TW1 save
>Raven's armor is actually in the inventory, so is the sword you get for rescuing Adda again
Based

Yes to all except kill Roche. Roche was my dude.

1's combat with less jank would honestly be better than even 3's

>neutral
This is a weird way to spell the order

I've been replaying the series again and slowly realizing humans are uncivilized apes and Nilfgaard needs to disappear. Radovid did nothing wrong until he went full retard in 3.

>Side with Iorveth and Saskia
What's the point of that "choice" when it's non-canon by 3? Sure, it gets mentioned at start when you're getting your beard shaved and Philippa makes slight mention regarding Saskia, but ultimately it meant jack shit.
Roche, for some reason, suffered amnesia regarding these events and he acts as if you were his best bro during these events, when he was sperging against you in 2 if you picked Iorveth.

Still better than elves imoho

Thank CDPR for that.
Originally, you were meant to have Iorveth, Roche and Letho (if you spared him) combined in 3.
Point is, Iorveth and Roche were 100% guaranteed to be together during the events of Kaer Morhen if you picked Iorveth in 2. Don't know if Iorveth would be present if you went with Roche, but I know Roche would be present if you picked Iorveth in 2.

Not sure how well that would have worked with a big open world like 3's because enemies basically have to be directly next to you for the combat to work so if they are spread out across bigger distances it's just frustrating

>Syanna and Henrietta dead
I dislike this because it makes little sense, however the atmosphere it creates in-game with all the peasants crying and the sad music is pretty damn KINO.

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There is even unfinished Iorveth model for 3 as a reminder of that.

>tfw you'll never fuck dragon Saskia's dragon pussy

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He was a good guy though, once he became immortal he also lost his emotions and that made him to every kind of bad shit.

I know about that. Which is why I said picking Iorveth is pointless choice now, thanks to that.

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Lets be realistic here, folks.
Iorveth was a mistake since day 1. CDPR cornered themselves moment they replaced name Isengrim with Iorveth in 2.
Moment they did that, they completely ruined any opportunity for real Isengirm to ever appear in the game due to conflicts it would have with his OC fanfiction version, Iorveth.
Which is why both Isengrim and Iorveth just get shitty mention in 3, that is easy to miss.

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bait

always side with O'Dimm, he was a cool guy and that side cut faggot deserved to have his soul taken.

>choosing Triss over Yen
Cmon, nigger, there's even a song about Geralt and Yen love in the fucking game.
It doesn't even matter who you like more, Yen just feels right.

Magic's gone

>Not choosing Ciri empress ending

You folks would make a hell of a parents.
She obviously needs to face her responsibilities at some point.
You can't spend your life as a hippie-gipsy monter killer when you have the blood of ancients and shit

Why not?

The blood of ancients can do more good while being out there than while farting into a Throne all day lmao.

Triss over Shani
Side with Roche cause Temeria
Kill Letho
Empire takes the North. Temeria retains somewhat self control
Romance Yenn cause of books
Fuck Keira, take her to Kaer Morhen and let Lambert take your sloppy seconds
Ciri becomes witcher, Emhyr rules
Confront and vanish O'Dimm
Henrietta lives. Syvanna dies as the bitch she is

>Dijkstra king of the north, kill Roche
Roche is THE single most based nigga in the whole series that isn't Ehmyr or maybe Letho.

Also the Nilfgaardian Empire is clearly the best fucking choice objectively for the continent:
>Extremely stable system
>Emperor chad
>Has high blood
>Will have higher when he finally fucks his daughter and gets a pure blood baby
>Regions are sufficiently autonomous that they never rebel, such as Toussaint
>Acctually respects and uses the based Dwarves and Elves rather than being weirdo superstitious niggas
>Everyone is loyal to the death for Nilfgaard
>Literally cannot be stopped save for the entire Northern alliance simply repelling them for a time.

Letho was too redpilled on the fucking (((Lodge))) and was clearly a based motherfucker that was just navigating through life. He is a brother Witcher and should be respected.

The Nilfgaard empire needs a good ruler

Yea, 'cause killing gouls and drowners sure is going to make the world a better place

>iorveth and saskia
makes no sense whatsoever

>The Nilfgaard empire needs a good ruler
Then why put a canon slut on the throne??

>literally every character who knows the 2 comment on how yen treats gerry like shit
>is a complete cunt to all your friends
>ending has you isolated from everyone as she steals you for herself
>b-but muh books!
end yourselves (her blood and wine ending was better though and she actually seemed like your waifu there)
also, letho did nothing wrong

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I wish letho would have ended up becoming a reluctant friend to the rest of the witchers.

Post the pic of Yen getting rejected.

Geralt loves to be treated like shit by her. That is why no other waifu makes sense for him.

it's an rpg my dude, unless you're a beta cuck irl muh relationship doesn't matter

Nilfgard also has Yennifer in her court so if something happens to Ciri Yen is there to watch her

>Too weak to stand up to a woman that doesn't suck up to everything you do
Who is the real beta cuck here?

>Let's rest the stability of the entire continent on the shoulders of a uneducated, temperamental, naive young adult.
Of all the things in the Witcher universe, this is the single most unbelievable and far fetched shit right here. The second this cunt stepped into office there would be a civil war which would make the french revolution look like a fucking joke.

>implying Geralt would risk his very soul to save some faggot who knowingly made a deal with the literal devil.

>enjoys being treated like garbage and arguing 24-7
>enjoys all your friends getting shit on
neck yourself

Hard to understand your high pitched weakling voice lmao

> Neutral Path
Don't know didn't play that far
> Triss over Shani
Don't know didn't play that far, probably right though
> Side with Iorveth and Saskia
I like him but go with Roche because of Temeria
> Spare Letho
Yes
> Dijkstra king of the north, kill Roche
Help Roche and help Temeria
> Romance Triss, reject Yen
Romance Yen, reject Triss and fuck self insert niggers. Yen is Geralts partner.
> Fuck Keira, take her to Kaer Morhen and let Lambert take your sloppy seconds
Correct for completionism sake. Wish I could just see her impaled though
> Ciri becomes witcher, Emhyr dies
It's what I go for but Empress ending is better
> Confront and vanish O'Dimm
Yes
> Syanna and Henrietta dead
No

>kill Roche
No way. He is my bro.

>Neutral path
obviously
>Triss over Shani
yep
>Side with Iorveth and Saskia
broveth always
>Spare Letho
yep
>Dijkstra king of the north, kill Roche
yep, Roche cucked out. and why would I ever give a fuck about Temeria?
>Romance Triss, reject Yen
yikes, but then again so is Yen. I'd rather have the Ciri ending on Corvo Bianco
>Fuck Keira, take her to Kaer Morhen and let Lambert take your sloppy seconds
sure why not
>Ciri becomes witcher, Emhyr dies
yep
>Confront and vanish O'Dimm
honestly, either ending is fine with me. you can't permanently kill him so he'll come back one day, but i also didnt really care that much about Olgierd enough to try to risk having to deal with devil, he's just some random assfuck i had to deal with to get a mark off my face
>Syanna and Henrietta dead
nope, fuck that dumbass vampire

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>letho did nothing wrong
He killed Foltest, I can't let that just pass.