Why do so few games let you play as a Goblin?

Why do so few games let you play as a Goblin?

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because they're shit

What games that aren't pretty much only porn have sexy goblins in them?

because I can count on my fingers the number of people who like goblins unironically without porn reasons

>mfw modding my skyrim character to be a shortstack goblin and then installing a bunch of rape defeat mods

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worse race in any fantasy game retard fucking stupid ass faggot shut the fuck up OP

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You can like goblins both ways user

>worst race
That would be humans

I tried to like that goblin splinter cell game but it’s too janky

I love shortstacks so much bros
tfw my sister is one and I don't know if I got my incest fetish because of my shortstack one or vice versa

is there a set with this chara?

oi mate, fucking calm down.

post pics

post the best ones. you know which ones

No I can think of a few games that let you play as a jew

I think there are only two games that let you play as a goblin.
And there you are a male goblin stealthy murder dude.

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>can't admit that it's solely for the porn
coward

Only random pictures I'm afraid

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>he doesn't dwarf

it's great m8

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I want to fuck a goblin while being fucked by an orc (female) and then vice versa

*heavy's voice* "No!"

I like playing ugly characters in games. Goblins, dwarves, et cetera. Whenever I can make a character, I make them a squat or skinny ugly fucker.

Dwarves are top-tier, too, but this is a porn bait thread.

I would actually fuck a goblin.

Why would it? I enjoy well written races in fiction just as much as the next Forastero pic.
It sucks goblins are always generic enemies in every rpg

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everything sentient and non-sentient being is a generic enemy in every rpg, prove me wrong

There are the Styx games.
But those aren't really rpgs.

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Go back to your review Sseth

Someone post le ebin goblin slayer xDDDD

noice

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Get ready to get fucked, stud

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I'm drawing a blank.

sauce? reverse search give me nothing

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Hey hey

>tfw my sister is one
no shit isn't

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We need more pics of pretty goblins in evening dresses

>Not being the skyrim rapist yourself
Plebian taste. There's more joy in raping than being raped

>fairuza balk
>but in goblin form

yes

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AHHH GODammit ive been looking for this pubic demon for the longest time and I cannot find an artist or gallery

Im starting to think the person who's making them is the one posting them as they are scarce

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none
the (((gnomes))) control the video game industry and use it to support their campaign for a gobbo genocide

Increase that number.

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did someone say goblins?

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You can thank total war warhammer for driving that number way up.

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THE ONLY GOOD GOBLIN IS A DEAD GOBLIN SO LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD

I like goblins as a fantasy race and they tend to be pretty fun in games but with few exceptions I can't stand porn of them, mostly because a massive majority of goblin porn is WoW goblins and those are fucking nasty, skanky faces, giant noses, oversized hands and feet, they're awful.

what kind of goblins DO you like then, user?

Like the porn kind?
Gonna be honest it's pretty boring and standard, I like it when they're cute green ladies that are about three feet tall and have massive honkers and butts and great big ears. Nothin' sexual about that last one, it's just cute.

I beat it some how the end boss is trash throws out all stealth and is unfair completely

For the love of god, post more lewd goblins

cute feet

Bitch looks like tranny shrek with an earjob, what are you faggots getting horny for

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all i have boys

Styx games!!!!

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Can you fuck/marry the goblins in adventurer mode?

I've had an idea for a short story that involves a human travelling a land filled with shortstack races
I don't know if I should complete it or not, but each shortstack thread i come across makes me want to work on it more

Isn't he technically a mutated orc lore wise?

Are they supposed to be billboards for ants?

Get a monitor made in the modern age so you can actually see it then goldstein

i like goblins whit out porn reasons

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How'd you turn them into a shortstack?

>eternal reminder to goblin/gnome shortstackfags

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THE GOBLIN GIRL FROM THE MYSTERY WORLD

RUMINATE

>>draw fat midget whore
>>paint it green

Wow so exotic. If you're not even being thematic what's the point

I wish the pathfinder game would add more races like goblin.

Where's goblin male on elf female?????

do you not understand how booru tags work

Why did you post a green human with pointy ears instead of a goblin?

womanlets give birth to manlets

How would you want a goblin porn game to play?

Only e621 users are thorough with tagging so that probably excludes lots of pictures that used tags goblin and female.

the joy of being raped is fleeting, the joy of dominating is eternal user

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Tribe simulator.

e621 is all over the fucking place, one image will have over two dozen tags from participants down to the colour of the background and one will barely tell you whether it has a man or a woman in it

Greenskins?

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World of Warcraft has sexy goblins especially after you mod it, to bad you'll get banned now for doing it

GOBBOS?

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JUST THIS ONCE, ONE-TIME ONLY, I'M GOING TO OFFER YOU A TRUCE -- A GAWBLIN TRUCE!

Anyone know if there are goblins in CoC2? And if so can I become one?

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I fucking love goblins so much, holy shit. Can't imagine jerking off to one though?

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