I'm going to miss all the E3 hype and delivery because I'm going on a cruise

I'm going to miss all the E3 hype and delivery because I'm going on a cruise

Should I just stay home /vros?

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Yes

fuck no this is your one chance to have sex

>I'm going on a cruise
stay home

I'll tell you what happens.
>Lies.
>Hype.
>Lies.
>Hype.
>Lies.
>Hype.

Cruise ships make me very sick, but fuck no. Get away from here for as long as possible.

Dude, E3 comes and goes
Cruises rarely happen, enjoy yourself

Unironically stay home. Let me tell you about my cruise experience

>2017
>Get a call saying I won a free cruise trip
>ok this sounds bullshit but fuck it i followed along
>turned out it was real
>its a fucking horrible cruise from maine to florida
>first day i throw up seasick
>second day i feel sick from the food
>the alcohol all sucks and is expensive
>fourth day I got jumped in the hallway, lost like 60$ and cruise security just told me "we'll handle it" and proceeded to not do anything

i took a week off work to feel awful. fuck cruises.

Who the fuck gets robbed on a boat? Like shit dude, not like they can get away.

>Cruises rarely happen
cruises are happening all the time.

Cruises are a treat user, treat yourself, you can always check the reveals when you get back.

...No? E3 2019 is literally going to be the worst E3 ever. No Sony, no Valve, no Nintendo. It's just Microsoft and whatever meme Devolver Digital limps into the barn with.

>no Nintendo
why do tards keep saying this as if they aren't even doing a E3 direct and treehouse streams?

>no Nintendo
What are you talking about?

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>no Valve
>no Nintendo
The fuck are you on about? So far only Sony and EA arent going

The only reason to be upset about no Sony is that we aren't going to get our yearly meme of no Death Stranding gameplay being shown. Their e3's have been the worst for years now.

Valve never goes anyway. isn't Activision bouncing too? or was that last year?

Bro what the fuck, no don't stay home. Make some memories, and I'm sure you could find time to watch the E3 events while your gone, it's not like your going to be on a roller coaster 24/7

Can't wait for the Microsoft conference, to find out what multiplat games I'll be getting

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Cruises are boring and overpriced, basically old-people fuck camps. AMD I mean OLD people, not cutesy milf in her late 30s

Trust me memories made on a cruise aren't anymore valuable. anyway he'll probably be watching it on the cruise anyway.

ORTHUR