Fold

I enjoyed them. Poker's reasonably entertaining anyway and they had good bantz, and mixing characters was a hoot. Shame it went down the drain with Telltale.

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"My Life's an Open Book"

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>goes all in every time until gets the tf2 unlocks then never plays again.
Money well spent.

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I really, really enjoyed both Poker Night games. Such a bizarre concept with a truly eclectic mix of characters. It just kind of worked for me since I'm a big fan of Sam & Max and TF2, and back in 2010 I still thought PA was okay (sucks now). The cast in the second game was pretty good too but I don't really care about Borderlands and I haven't personally seen Venture Bros but I've heard it's a good show. Both games were enjoyable though, although the novelty of playing poker against a bunch of CPUs gets old after a little while. But the first few hours of each game were quite entertaining.

Poker night was a simple concept. I will miss it. Post characters you want to see in Poker Night 3 never ever.

Thanks

Oh yeah and I really like Homestar Runner too, I forgot to say that. Also they were giving away this poster at PAX one year and I still have it on my wall.

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>Look up Poker Night 2
>"Due to expiring licenses, the game was pulled from sale in September 2018"
Fuck

thats a cool poster user

this, the AI was fucking retarded

If you can crunch this under two hours and then refund it, will you keep the items?

Why he is so bald?

The thing is, the poker night games were made when Telltale had downtime between their long-form games and they wanted to do something fun and small. Once the money stopped coming in, there was no more downtime. They had to pump out game after game and work their employees to death. It's a real shame.
youtube.com/watch?v=HLyuz_Q0aR8

Am I the only one who thinks Penny Arcade's art style is about on par with Buckley?

No fucking clue user.
Game cant be bought anymores so the world may never know.
Probably a few steam keys out there though.

>The thing is, the poker night games were made when Telltale had downtime between their long-form games and they wanted to do something fun and small
That's also what lead to Puzzle Agent

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™

Wait what

It did have a movie character and a character from a full-fledged cartoon, not just a webtoon or a webcomic.

>We will never get another game that lets off the wall picks like Strongbad and Tycho interact with Max and the TF2 Heavy, or GLaDOS dropping the bomb that Brock Sampson from the Venture Bros is related to Ash Willians from the Evil Dead franchise, all the while Claptrap is getting rawdogged in poker by Sam.

God damn shame.

Fuck it, lets go with...The TF2 Spy, Lee Everett or Kenny, one of the TMNT, and...a filler I can't really think of. Solid Snake?

Poker Night 1 should still be up, it's 2 that got the axe I believe. Think I should still have a humble bundle code for PN1 and Puzzle Agent 1+2, assuming they still work and all now that I think about it.

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Archer
Bob Belcher
Coach McGuirk
Can of Mixed Vegetables

Be fairly amusing for a couple rounds I think

Homer. Fuckin. Simpson.

Remember that time Tycho voiced DIO?
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There's that one character from Family Guy

Dan from Dan Vs.
Sly Cooper

>Check disk

This

I don’t understand the lore. What is B A L D supposed to mean?

Remember that time Tycho killed Mario?

>Coach McGuirk
Definitely the best suited of the lot, even if Archer would fit playing cards as part of his whole spy thing.
McGuirk is made for the kinds of conversations that happen in the Poker Night games.
youtube.com/watch?v=c1aHYOyRphE

TF2 Engineer
Guybrush Threepwood
Raz from Psychonauts
one of the ATHF characters, preferably Carl or Shake

A Shake/Meatwad combo like they did with Sam and Max would be great

I remember being really disappointed when it initially turned out that this crazy tf2/strong bad/sam & max crossover turned out to be a poker game, and then I actually really enjoyed it. It's such a weirdly novel concept, a crossover poker game.

RIP telltale.

*all in*

TYCHO YOU FUCK, CAN YOU JUST ONCE GO ALL IN TO MY FULLHOUSE. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I WANT THAT PISTOL OF YOURS!

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Max gives you the pistol.
I don't even remember what Tycho had.

his pac man watch

Oh right, he had the wristwatch.

The duck spy gadget

Ah, right. I don't even play Spy.

Poker Night 2 cast was great and better then from the first game. Change my mind.

I mean, you can buy the key on Amazon still.

Fuck you

I prefer the late 00s/early 10s style but Gabe/Mike is happier with his art now that he doesn't just immediately ape Stephen Silver anymore so I can't fault him

Claptrap

he looks so fucking weird outside the comic llmaooo

I loved him in it. Especially how GLaDOS bullied him.

Ellis or Bill from Left 4 Dead and Carl from ATHF are my most wanted.

Max Payne

Scout
Phoney Bone
Hank Hill
Peter Venkman

It had Claptrap.
I also would've liked another TF2 character in there, like Spy or Engie.

GLaDOS > Ash > Brock > Sam > Player > Pizza Boy from TWD > Claptrap

I kinda would like to see an indie rep Poker Night. Imagine the AVGN and Shovel Knight bonding over retro games while Brad is brooding to himself and Commander Video keeps nodding his head to the background music.

Oh fuck, Phoney Bone would be fucking gold.

because thats what his character is like?

Strong Bad > The entire cast of whatever

Did they make Heavy stupid in 1st game or he was canon to future comics in there already?

No, just not really fluent in english and with hints of violence like always

I've seen this thread multiple times but ever since I got a job I haven't been able to come into lol threads. What's it referencing?

did they make heavy a good player, i think in tf2 he was originally supposed to be really smart as an epic comedy twist

Weekly rotating characters, monthly special new additions to the character pool(+new lines and dialog as they come up with stuff and can get a hold of the voice actors).
Shit would've been full cash.

I thought he didn't even draw the comics any more

Poker question

What exactlt stops you from just checking all the time and never betting anything?

This. Not having Strongbad sucks, but every character except Ash is great.

he mentions a phd in russian literature in the game

At the start of each round you have to put money in the pot before you get your cards even if you fold immediately

Also if someone puts money in to raise the pot. Let’s say about 20 bucks. You have two options fold and stay out of the round, or to “call” where you put in the same amount if you have confidence that your cards would win.

Yeah but after that.

What stops you from just saying "i check" until the finak draw?

Eventually the blinds bleed you dry.

Ooooh.
So you are forced to call to stay in the game.
Gotcha.

Sorry.

Everyone keeps saying this and I don't know where it comes from. Yes they effectively have a multimedia empire now but the comic is still just the two of them. They don't even have a backlog because it only takes an hour or so to throw out three panels on some random bullshit

If no one raises, nothing.
If they do, you're out.

>cant screw over the AI in 2
fucking hell I just want the items I dont wanna play poker

Ignignokt & Err (like sam & max) combo would be kino. Other than that, maybe TF2's Spy, Smiley Bone, and some 4th filler character. 2B? Krieg maybe?

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You can’t keep checking if someone puts more money in you have to fold or call it.

>we will never get this game

sam and max season 3 is telltale's best game, prove me wrong

you fucking can't, that's the point

Also, how often do the blinds get raised? Two rounds?

THIS
FUCK ME
FUCK ME THIS

Are the Poker Night games still worth playing if I don't like poker? The character interaction aspect seems so fun.

Wait wait.

What if someone already said check before the next player raises? Does he get a free ride?

P1- check
P2- raises 200$
P3 - forced to call?
P4- forced to call?

Excellent taste.

no, p1 must call

Poker is literally just throw in money hope for the best. There’s not a ton of strategy on getting good cards. You’re basically just bullshiting the people around you to get them to fold or put more money in.
An example being having a happy face and raise the pot by 100 bucks. To make your opponents think you have good cards but you don’t have one pair.

So, before the next round starts, P1 must call or leave? (Aka. Gets a extra "turn"?)

Raise triggers a new round of calls/re-raises until everyone has the same amount of money in or if they are all-in.

underrated

don't feel sorry for telltale you fucking shill
nobody should reward them for scaling up to fucking 1000 employees for a few hour long adventure games that they couldn't even write or release on time

Sure.
I don't understand how anyone could hate Poker tho.

Even if they checked before, every player is forced to call or fold when someone raises before the next turn.

>Dan from Dan Vs.
My nigga

Is keeping your chips close to you a newbie mistake?

paulie walnuts
dale gribble
guybrush threepwood
neo cortex

Whats the bwst way to bullshit people into folding irl?

I don't hate it, I just don't find it particularly entertaining, especially in video games since the most fun part of can't really be replicated by AI.

Master your facial expressions when you pick up your cards

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Telltale were at their best with smaller stuff like this or Puzzle Agent. Fuck their management for expanding so much, we could've had constant Poker Nights and other fun experiments to this day if they hadn't hired 400 people and bought up a million expensive IPs.

FUG

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Faking being unable to keep a straight face works well for me. Feels like a low tier tactic though.

Trick them to fold. Every table is different you dummy.

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telltale went downhill when it decided to continually vomit overdramatic capeshit (and others) fanfic.
Sam & Max built them, then they threw it all to the crapper.

Not folding but I know how to cry on command. Whenever I’m at a new casino, when I get good cards and I’m 90% sure I’m gonna win. I get them to raise the pot. I pretend to be nervous and take a deep breath at each call and make my eyes watery on the last turn. I got like 5000 one time, but It’s a one time thing because people will pick up on it.

Now, another question.

If P1 has 200 bucks and goes all in
Does p2 (who has 2000 bucks) have to also go all in or can he just call like any other bet?

Some friend of mine said you are forced to also go all in (good thing it was a friendly match with fake money)

GOOD taste

EXQUISITE, PATRICIAN'S TASTE

P2 only has to call the amount P1 put in. If P1 went all in with 200, P2 calls with 200

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>It's 2 that got the axe
I still have it, though, and am reinstalling both because of this thread.

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Btw with the other way around.
P1 has 2000 and goes all in and p2 only has 200. P2 is Forced to fold or to go all in because he can’t call that.

Meant to quoteBut still.

The games were popular for two reasons
>TF2 was huge and it gave TF2 hats
>it had character interactions
Telltale is dead, TF2 is dead and we havent seen a cool original character made in 10 years

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So, can p2 call in by going all in despite only having 200?

the walking dead kind of killed telltale

after walking dead was unironically a smash hit their execs smelled money and started taking on every shitty licensed project they were offered from borderlands to batman.

>Spy, from TF2
>Hank, from King of the Hill (Bobby is watching)
>Katie Tiedrich, from Awkward Zombie
>King K. Rool (get his cartoon voice actor, or a good imitator)

Katie, Judge, Pinkerton and Wolpaw work together for the writing.

>King k roll
>Not Goku

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Yeah. If you don’t have enough to match the pot you either fold or go all in

>king kharacter with literally zero ties to steam or valve
:/

Huh. Sounds a bit broken.

Having only 200 and betting against higher bets seems lime cheatin'

Carl from ATHF
Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones
Guybrush
Tom Nook

The dealer is Dunkey

The best lineup for a third would be
>Engineer
>Guybrush
>Agent 47
>Carl Brutananadilewski

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Bigby from Wolf Among Us
Guybrush from Monkey Island
Carl from ATHF
Alyx from Half Life
also G-Man as the dealer

>make a really good base poker game, or just a general gambling game with mahjong and other games
>sell new characters as DLC, old characters get updated with new lines
>this helps keep it going sustainably while keeping it low budget enough that it guarantees they'll go for a bunch of weird niche characters instead of trendy shit for its own sake

Seems like a good formula, honestly. There's a gap in the market for this sort of game, so what's stopping a company from doing this?

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TF2 Medic.
Trevor Philips
Handsome Jack.
Green Arrow.

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>old characters get updated with new lines
That. Voice actors are incredibly stingy now and if you don't treat them like superstars they won't reprise roles. It doesn't do a game like this that relies entirely on the interactions to have a character either go mute or have their voice change mid-game.

>Jailbot (+ Warden Cameos) as the dealer (Superjail)
>Ignignokt/Err (ATHF)
>Spy (TF2)
>Jacket (Hotline Miami)
>Smiley Bone (Telltale's BONE Series)

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No wait, replace Green Arrow, with Francis or Nick from left 4 dead.

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You would basically need to renegotiate for each licensed character every time a new character was added.

>trying to come up with a good character from a webcomic or webseries that could be in a new came
>legit can't come up with a single one

why are webcomics dead?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wgl7w2dETxQ

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>Handsome Jack
Superb choice. Would love to see him interacting with a TF2 character.

Are you fucking kidding me.
The best lineup is

Jotaro Kujo (with Joseph on the background)
Kaiji
Yumeko (beta boy cheering her on)
And L from death note.

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This, so much.

The play on Solid Snake's codec could be real fun.

Eh, I don't think Zombie Simpsons would add anything good into the mix.

Would be a great joke to have all of his responses narrated.

I doubt they'd get Bill Murray for Venkman, but Dave Coulier could voice him again.

I was going to suggest Bigby as well. Defenately the "Telltale" character to add after Sam & Max, Strongbad and Guybrush.

Clearly it would tie in with Heavy in Smash

Reminder to always mute or remove Claptrap.

unironically tycho being in it was a big influence on me buying
idk why

He's not really a tree surgeon.

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monkey paw: poker night 3 is made but it's with popular youtubers

Why is Poker Night 2 unlisted on Steam? I still have it and can download it.

Then it wouldn't be Poker Night 3.
It would be a youtuber game with an inappropriate name slapped on it.

Is there a way to play these games in Borderless Windowed?

it'd sell more though

>tf2
>dead
Why do the same TORtanic retards keep parroting that a game which is top 10 on steam and takes under 10 seconds to find a full 12v12 game is "dead"?
just because you don't like it doesn't mean nobody's playing it

Guybrush and Murray
Bigby
The Monarch
Littlefinger
Kleiner or Gman as the dealers.

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GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING

Fucking nice.
BAWNK

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Folding suits you. Do more of it.

for poker night 3 i want
ghost from modern warfare 2
jon snow from game of thrones
trevor from gta 5
mccree from overwatch

SILVIO DANTE
youtube.com/watch?v=f-LYLRK2Y38

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Who are these guys?

you are noob

So yeah.
If P1 has a bet of 2000$, but P2 only has 500$, can he call with an all in or is he forced to fold?

Just because him going all-in isn't worth as much as the first player doesn't mean the second player can't risk everything.

>tfw Poker Night 3 never

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>Jailbot (+ Warden Cameos) as the dealer (Superjail)
Why after Season 2 it became.... uh not that good as before?

Come on guys, you just know if Poker Night 3 came out today it would be:
>Rick from Rick & Morty
>Minecraft guy
>Some faggot youtuber like jacksepticeye or yogscast
>Some lame Dota character nobody cares about or something

How can Steve even talk?
It would have to be that Story mode guy.

>>Rick from Rick & Morty

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God this piece of shit was so annoying

These cards were worse than stairs

To understand that joke check out Borderlands 2 available now, Catch Borderlands Fever!

Patrick Warburton makes everything better so it didn't really matter to me that I've never watched venture bros

Telltale should have stuck with those kind of games.
They were comfy, engaging and other than negotiating IPs and voice actors I can't imagine it being very difficult to make.
Actually, I'm surprised no one else does these sort of games, not even necessarily specifically poker, just a light game that is filler for pretending to shoot the shit with known characters.

I also think non-vidya characters are more interesting, the two characters that stuck with me the most are Brock and Sam&Max (they're essentially one character), sure, the latter has games, but they're not mainly vidya characters.

Because I'd like something more Yea Forums than Yea Forums I'd probably go with
>Carl from ATHF
>Space ghost
>Rusty from the venture bros
uhh.. and maybe archer? but I don't think he'd work well with the rest of the cast, they need to be more or less on the same level of silliness.
Maybe Krieger could work.

You can't skip dialogue and there is no option to limit it in 2 so good luck

Why would you want to limit the dialogue? The dialogue is the entire point.

the tf2 items are the entire point

Heavy's not stupid, and the comics do show that he pays more attention to stuff than he lets on.

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He can call with an all in. P1 could alternatively bet $500 and force P2 all in anyway, the extra $1500 means either the blinds are that high (so P1 can't bet any lower and P2 is really low on chips) or P1 is an idiot and offering P2 something for nothing.

>low budget
>getting licenses for all these characters owned by different companies
>hiring their respective voice actors
>for every line the writer writes, each respective company would need to approve, just in case they don't want to be associated with this or that line
There's a reason why they only got 4 characters for each game instead of doing just that. It's more an investment than it might seem at first

P2 can call it but P1's excess money will be returned to him.

Shame how Heavy is a deconstruction of the "big idiot" trope as a very intelligent Russian man who is just not very good at speaking English, yet this genius is lost on most of the playerbase.

What's the worst possible hand in Poker?

He's sort of a gentle giant, specially with his family, until he gets on the battlefield. At which point it's CRY SOME MORE

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A losing hand.

Reread what I've wrote

No offense but the bad grammar made it difficult to properly understand what you meant. In the first game Heavy isn't really portrayed as a stupid character. Violent as hell, sure, but not stupid.
As for whether it's canon in terms of TF2 lore, probably. I'm sure Valve had to approve, if not even helped, with the writing for Heavy.

What if there are three players?

P1 - bets 600
P2- calls 600
P3- only has 300.

Then you have a side pot, 300 that all 3 are playing for, and 300 only P1 and P2 are playing for.

900 and 600, sorry.

2 and 7 off suit.

Larry Laffer, Any Payday Character, any TF2 autist and maybe someone who's overly serious like Scorpion.

>Jacket (Hotline Miami)
He doesn't talk. I had the same idea, but it's meh at best.

Playing poker in this game seems super natural but when people try and explain it like i feel a bit dumb

I need to find friends that like poker.

My main fanily nor closeby friends like to play a whole game thru, even after buying some play chips.

>Go all-in on a Queen and Ace
>Sam does too
>He also has a Queen and Ace
>Ends in a tie
how

Unless you're playing with someone really good, poker is a game where that shit about the second most dangerous swordsman can come into play. I've seen relatively experienced players get bodied by people who have to look up what the hands are on their phone because they didn't know how to play against the human equivalent of RNG.

And be instantly forgotten faster.

>tripfag thinks his opinion matters
Adorable.

Based retard phone poster.
back to your subreddit.

Just got done playing a bit of both and man 2 is a lot better than 1 mechanically.

Would be nice if you could play with 1's cast in 2.

>no Poker Night with the Ancestor as the Dealer

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GLITTERING GOLD

based
redpilled

Nick (l4d2)
Lee (twd)
carl or master shake (athf)
dante from the devil may cry series

In payday 2 he uses a voice recorder and it's amazing

>telltale went all in on their story games so we never got a chance for bayoneta in a poker night game

>Hank Hill
Every group needs a straight man, and you just picked the straightest. Kudos.

Those cards ain't right I tell ya, hwat.

Bayoneta/Cereza from the bayoneta franchise
Trixie Lulamoon from the my little pony franchise
Aster from the evinicle franchise
Sooka from the avatar franchise

1>3>2>4
ftfy
also to answer, it became less focused on the core cast of the warden, jared, alice and the twins and started to focus a lot more on the side characters like the gay couple, dominator, and ash

Is there any way to immediately unlock the cosmetics in Poker Night 2? There's no cloud file for a game this old so I have nothing.

>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

Todd Howard for Poker Night 3. If you beat him you get a canvas bag.

See that call? I can raise it.

His theme song is pretty hype
youtube.com/watch?v=qP2A9qcvw5k&ab_channel=HyperDuckSoundWorks

Guybrush, Brent or skull from pvponline,

I bought the game and used SAM to get all the achievements then refunded it. still got the items so yea it works

Aw fuzznuggets

>The Wolf Among Us, Bigby
>L4D, Zoey
>Samurai Jack
>Scream, Ghostface
>Darkest Dungeon, Ancestor as the dealer

>Claptrap goes all-in immediately on the first hand

>A canvas bag... or is it?

>phd in literature
wow it is fucking nothing

Become a reg at a casino, it's fun TM

that's what tycho said
are you a faggot like tycho?

How did it end in a tie? I thought the suits had a hierarchy.

>All-in
>"Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

>Win with a good hand: "A handsome reward! For a task well performed."
>Everyone else folds: "A trifling victory...but a victory nonetheless."

The Sam and Max version of the Inventory is the comfiest one.

>3.3mb/s
hello fellow ausfag or NZ?

Check city, USA.

>all the other characters singing Sam and Max Hit the Road
>their responses right after

Venture bros version is better desu

Duke nukem
Barney caulhoon
JC denton/ Adam jenson
Tf2 Scout

Meant for

or rural anywhere

These cards are gonna burn alright

>mb/s
he's not australian, I can tell you that for sure

That's because he plays like a big idiot instead of intelligently, it's like how in Overwatch the fanbase portrays Mei as a sadistic psycopath due to the playstyle instead of the lore

Why was Ash even in the 2nd one

This poker game has over 200 endings. I win in all of them.

>wins a big pot
>"Who's laughing now?"

>Gets all players to fold with a bluff
>"It just works"

>Gets saved by the river
>"These cards are not scripted"

Is there a mod for this game that makes him bald and reference being bald in his dialog?

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>"Ah, Mr. Howard will now put forward his special item"
>"This is my personal copy of Skyrim."
>"What's so special about it?"
>"It's the one version without bugs."

>Pete Hines in the background Sam and Max style
>"Hey Pete should I call or fold?"
>"Not interested in discussing strategy in a game with plastic chips and video game characters."

Game needed a LAG

Who would be a better LAG

Nice.

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At least Strip Poker Night exists

Poker is a zero sum game. The others can bet more because that money they have is the one you used to have but lost to them.

Legal stuff aside, the game itself would stay the same and you'd be paying for literal reskins of characters. It wouldn't work in the long run.

>showdown with Brock
>he has $90k
Every time

you're not 3betting him enough

Either him or Paulie would be amazing

>Agent 47 (Hitman)
>Smiling Jack (VTMB)
>Isaac Kleiner (Half-Life)
>Max Payne

Is this a kino line-up?

I feel like the Sniper could have better bants, but otherwise this ain't a bad list
Could throw in Bigby from the Fables comics, though Jack could be a better pick. Last one...shit I wanna say Barney from Half-life but eh, dunno if he would be a good pick.

Good post

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Nah they're all videogame characters. You need to mix them up more.

JC Denton
Paulie Gualtieri
TF2 Engineer
Jessica Rabbit

>engie wins
>"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Watch it, Engi

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>Engie says he's going to the bathroom
>"C'mon, it's the middle of a hand, you can't leave."
>Places a mini-sentry on the table to play for him
>For the next round or two, the mini shoots the chips and cards to play

Yea Forums but I want to see

>Saul Goodman
>Paulie Gualtieri or Silvio, with Tony sitting in the background
>Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket
>Dr. Evil or Austin Powers

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>Lee Everett
>Sniper
>Carl Brutananadilewski
>Handsome Jack
>The Ancestor as the Dealer
Handsome Jack gives hard bants against the Dealer
If telltale was still alive I'd pay for every cent of that lineup

>JC takes out a Onions snack
>"Oooh, Que Putz! What is that shit?"

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>Duke nukem
ooh, nice good choice

TF2 Soldier
Three Dog
Clank
Carl from ATHF
Todd Howard as mentioned above as the dealer.

It's "che puzz", come on user
Great idea though

>Mini periodically kills Blu team
>plays hitsound

>Ross Scott as Gordon Freeman
>Carl from ATHF
>Ryder from San Andreas
>Victor Saltzpyre from Vermintide
>Dealer is the ancestor from Darkest Dungeon

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This made me think of including Freeman.

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Smiling Jack (Vampire: Bloodlines)
Bender (Futurama)
The Scotsman (Samurai Jack)
Wakka (Final Fantasy X)

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that's a good one

The Goon
Sniper
Dale Cooper
Master Shake

Shit man, I'm not too sure.
>Demoman from TF2
>Jack from Fables
>Archer from Archer
>Lee Everett with accompanying Clementine (Question remains as to if it would be Season 1 or 4)
>throw in Francis from Left 4 Dead to spice up the formula from the original 2
>GLaDOS returns as a dealer because shit, she had great bants

Considering Sniper's VA and GLaDOS's VA are married, it'd be interesting to see if they had some subtle flirting lines.

Buzz lightyear (animated)
Return guest brock sampson
Krunk
Joe Swanson

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buzz light year is canonically tim allen, but i see what you did there

Add Volibear from league of legends

Alpha Daddy Geralt of Rivia portrayed by Idris Elba

oh shit Geralt would be top tier