I miss them bros

It's not like Jay or Mike have ever said anything substantial.

Why? Rich only likes a very specific type of game and everything outside of that is "pretentious garbage" and Jack always complains about how things that are not indie roguelikes are trying to be "artsy fartsy"

That time Mike said that movie was the worst thing ever created was right every time.

He's an old school gamer. Doesn't give a shit about story, only cares about gameplay. Last of Us's gameplay was competent but repetitive and wears out it's welcome by the end of the game.

Gameplay was decent enough, he completely is willing to forgive shallow gameplay in stuff like Arkham, he is willing to forgive cinematic heavy storytelling like in God of War, he was just being overly critical for no reason.

I hope to God that bald basedfaggot actually gets AIDS

>Jack always complains about how things that are not indie roguelikes are trying to be "artsy fartsy"

I love how he always went on about being the "indie guy" and how their games are so much better than AAA shit, yet ultimately only the indie games he seemed to like were a handful of roguelikes, while at the same time he repeatedly praised AAA slop like Bamham and Horizon Zero Dawn. What a fucking pretentious pillock.

The height of irony is all the best roguelikes are and always will be free because of their nature.
I asked him if he's played Angband or any of the derivatives and he just looked puzzled as he read it.

Fuck those phoneys.

Doing streams so often burned them out. Streaming is gay, they should have stuck to doing a review once a month instead of quitting the whole thing altogether.

the patrician stream is just streaming and not interacting so much. Just play the game and have a fine personality.
Autists will watch. Their interaction with their fans is what killed them.

i dont

completely false

the patrician stream is interacting with a small chat that isnt so autistic it drives off any new viewers; constantly trying to interact with a chat that moves too fast is a problem though and for many streamers shifting speeds from interaction to just being charismatic enough to draw viewers is difficult

Do I have to suck a dick in order to critique how a girl sucks my dick?

Yes.

no, but that's a false equivalence

you have to either suck dick or have your dick sucked to critique blowjob porn

I like how they refused to learn the job and just did whatever they wanted. At first I wanted them to do better, but I guess it was better that they just went their own way.
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Why. They're the worst gaming reviewers on youtube and their opinions are hot trash.

Rich gets so much flak but the guy really does have a mind in that melon and he really is smart. He is just utterly retarded in expressing it, and at all motor function in general.

Mike recently compared Endgame with the ending of ST Voyager. Literally nobody fucking did that, not even a normal person.

it was really funny seeing him in their 90s VHS early 2000s era