Ahem
*clears throat*
COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ahem
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ckeck em
or chicken heh
why do chicks gotta be so cute lads
i don't want to instantly think about how millions of baby chicks are slaughtered everyday for fast food chains
BAAAAWK
>those chick treadmills that lead to a shredder
I find insects ultra cute, but I don't mind stepping on them. Same reasoning
Only male chicks get shredded ast they're worthless
COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
what the fuck you can't say that here
If it makes you feel better chickens are fucking pants on head retarded
Just like male humans.
christ what the FUCK do you want
if you enjoyed it the chicken didnt die in vain
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>Just like male humans.
Baka, male humans are useful wage slaves
We once had a chicken that climbed into a full to the brim tub we left outside to water the animals and drowned because its legs were too cold to move. It just slowly sunk over the course of a few hours and died. They're retarded.
Just think
If we had consumed chickens at the rate we do without artificially boosting their populations, they would be extinct by now.
But no, we KEEP THEIR SPECIES ALIVE so that we can continue to harvest them generation after generation, so their suffering will never end.
>trying to sleep
>can't, constantly tossing and turning
>hear birds chirping
>twilight
>FUUUUUUUUUUCK
cock a doodle doo its time for chicken!
PLS REMBER
IT'S MORNING BITCH, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
TIME TO GET ON WITH THE DAY!!!!!!
>5:24
Bros how to sleep?
Chickens represent 70% of all the avian population. Cows are the same but for mammals.
This shit is crazy, they actually outnumber us too.
lie down, close eyes, with any luck you'll spontaneously have a heart attack and die.
god please
blub blub blub blub
I do 2 hours of gym daily, I doubt I'll die of an heart attack any time soon
>Power: can cure throats disease.
That's oddly specific
>2 hours daily
Sounds like a good way to kill yourself
>live in rural area
>going to sleep
>chikuns start hollering at 2am
>body and mind conditioned to wake up from the sound
implying hens crow
implying hens don't just get clucky for 10 minutes after they lay an egg
talking bout cocks my man.
NO NO NOO STOP ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Cocks are your area of expertise I assume
Go to work wagies
>be you
>wake up
>see this
wat do
They don't use chicken in fast food lol
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>"user GET UP YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN TODAY"
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE YOUNG MAN"
dfs
thank you asked rooster