How is it

yeah because the current generation of games has so many good 3D brawlers like...

Really good.
t. Alexander.

shut up

Someone needs to meme him into playimg Dragon's Dogma

This. It was better

...pretty much anything made by Platinum after God Hand.

Just because he wasted $1500 of his Patreon subscribers' money on custom hentai doesn't automatically make the game a masterpiece.

>eceleb makes video about a game that Yea Forums considers to be objectively incredible
>suddenly people start falling over themselves to shit on it
>"ugh it sucks to know that there are going to be so many people praising this game just because some guy made porn of it"
hmm really makes you think

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Contrarians are the cancer killing Yea Forums.

7th gen isn't current gen.

is this better than Yakuza?
getting a bit boring of Y1

Nobody's saying it's a bad game.

It's just not the objectively perfect 12/10 masterpiece he makes it out to be in his video.

The graphics have aged very poorly and the controls seem clunky and primitive in light of more recent advances in the genre.

No they aren't

Better than all those shitty PC games he plays, thank God he started playing console games

i c wut u did thar

A lot of those games were very tail end of 7th and got ported over or dual released to 8th gen systems though.

8th gen has been really weak on anything that isn't AAA mass market bullshit overall though so that's not really a surprise.

>graphics have aged poorly
That's a load of bs
Controls work exactly as intended, there have been no "advances in the genre" of 3D beat-em-up, no other game even attempts to do what God Hand did

Regardless of what you think of sseth he was based to drop hundreds of dollars on commissioning porn of this game

True.

His review of that shitty China RTS and the weird Eurojank MMO were unfunny trash.

>>The bottom line is that God Hand quickly becomes a boring, annoying and frustrating game. Why should you be forced to try and complete a level with no starting health when you have no hope of survival and will just need to reload a minute later? What's fun in fighting the same annoying demon creatures over and over again when the fight was old the second time you tried it? Why, oh why, did Clover Studio put so much money into such a risky joke, and why did no one see that the joke didn't have a real punch line at any point in the development? Here's a better joke for free: What's green and has wheels?
>>Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Based sseth

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Only brainlets cannot appreciate the older games he reviews.

Thks doc

>spent his patreon money on rule34 of Olivia
Too based

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I cannot appreciate the older games he reviews not because they're old but because they're western and for PC. Japanese console games are evidently better, even FFVI on SFamicom mops the floor with Gothic and Elder Scrolls or any other shit like that. Video games don't age

The answer's yes, it is also literally 4gb when unpacked so just download from his video already. Switch the renderer to OpenGL if slowdown issues are a thing - it also works pretty much out of the box, you just click go and it go. Maybe use a different BIOS if you're doing the NTSC option ingame on startup, but apparently EU 2.0 bios can play both versions fine.

Play Cataclysm

>the controls seem clunky and primitive
Have you actually played the game? God Hand has one of the most fluid, responsive control schemes in history.

bump

I never understood what the yellow stuff was meant to be.

>No PS3 port (emulated ver sucks cock)
>No vita port
>No PC port
>No PS4 port
why is capcom like this?
Bummed about not having a vita port especially, since this is a game where you pick it up once a month, beat it in one setting and put it back to be played again next month.
It even has a second stick.
Okami would have been natural on the vita as well, since it would have a combo of the DS game's drawing with the PS2/3 controls.

>-t.a braindead weeb
What's the matter user? Can't enjoy things without infantile 2d titties and over the top action?

Why not a switch port at this point?
It's pretty much a larger vita

With shittier ergonomics

can somebody give me a quick explanation of the controlls i feel pretty dumb being thrown in without any tutorial or manual

I wonder if anyone will ever make a good PS2 emulator for the Vita

Said literally who? There were just as many people shitting on the game before sseth made a video on the game, not a single game that everyone likes exists.
Epic my fellow redditor, upvoted :)

Not fast enough I would assume
We might see one on the switch though

ps3 port is perfect, wtf are you talking

I'm not saying all western games are bad there are some good ones like Deus Ex and Red Dead Redemption, what i'm talking about here is RPGs in particular, he could have played amazing games like Chrono Trigger or Xenoblade Chronicles but instead he plays shitty boring PC games like Heroes of Might and Magic, but then again the fact that the games are weird and unbalanced make for funny moments so it's okay

>why does sseth pick obscure games over AAA titles
Isn't the answer obvious?

it's fun

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Never looked at gameplay for the game until the Sseth video but the box art is really weird to me now, it feels really western but the game itself is far from it

Right stick is used for dodging and can be used for 3 different types. Up dodges/weaves can dodge about 90% of enemy attacks. Left/Right is a quick sidestep for overheads. Back is a beginner friendly back flip that you should only use for attacks that cant be sidestepped or up dodged.

All of your moves can be rebound in the techniques menu but you should focus more on rebinding the face button moves and leaving square attacks be just fast punches.

Up dodge + Triangle = A sweep kick that is great for countering enemy attacks
Left Stick forward + Triangle on a downed enemy = Axe kick that can be charged
Triangle after axe kick = follow up juggle that can send enemies above head height
Any enemy above head height can be either juggled with a shoryuken (Back on left stick + Triangle) or sent flying away from you with an air kick (Forward left stick and Triangle).

...

Impossible sadly
at least we got MGS3 off the fucking PS2 and 3 finally. MGS HD on vita is unironically the definitive way to play MGS 2 and 3.
I keep a yuro extreeem save before solidus and fight him almost every night in bed.

Sly is fantastic as well. Honestly the only bad port is Jak 1, because the frame rate is capped. The second someone unlocks that it'll be "fixable" with overclocking and vitagrafix just like jak 2 and 3.
It's emulated you fucking cretin, and the PS3 PS2 emulator makes the fucking 32bit only PCSX2 look like a master work.
PS2 emulation will NEVER be good.
I'm not a le hardwarefag either, I consider mednafen to be a complete PS1 replacement at this point, same with bnses, and the cycle accurate GB/C emulator.
the shitch is where games go to die. Nothing fucking sells on it but le mario and le zelda.
Nintensois are all posting about DMC 1, but it's gonna sell like shit and you're gonna have a bunch of faggots writing articles on how hard it is. Even capcom knows this, DMC1 will release for what the entire DMC collection cost on the PS3/360.
You'd figure it would be a 1-4 bundle.

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>...pretty much anything made by Platinum after God Hand.
cringe and bluepilled

>not dodge cancelling
>not drunken fisting your way through the whole game
>not just ignoring everything and gambling

Isn't Y1 the weakest one in the series?

Those are the basics, and the by the time you face the first door with a face you should understand dodge canceling. Or just watch Mike's git gud tutorial.
All drunken moves a shit.

The entire Yakuza series is braindead easy from start to finish, if you're already bored of it at 1 then it's not going to get much better.

PC port when? Yes, I know I can just pirate it, but I want to support an official port to show interest in a sequel

>not drunken fisting your way through the whole game
But that's lame.

bump

clover studio is ded though