Does your bitch let you play video games?

what if he is asian?

imagine the smell....

I am never ever gonna have sex ever

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I play games with my gf and we have a fun time together

Same

It’s madden 18

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More nice

Of course you do OP silly bitch.

rice

That doesn't look comfortable at all.

Why is your phone quality so shit I can’t see anything.

Nice. Me and my girlfriend mostly play NBA and Tekken. Did you tell your girl to pose like that? That looks uncomfortable.

pose of literally asking for it

Just buy a prostitute nigga
That's what they're there for

>Nice. Me and my girlfriend mostly play NBA and Tekken.

95% chance you're black.

She doesn't "let" me do anything, I do what I want and she has no say.

It that a nigger?

She plays shit like sims. Kinda liked oblivion.

>Let

OR AS I LIKE TO CALL EM, AN ACHIEVEMENT FARMER

fuck her ass and take a pic

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What?

Yes but only after you've already swallowed my cum

She and I both play games.

My gf is a DMC fujo. She showed me so much incest hentai and fanfics. Why are women like this?

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Nah, I grew up having black friends though. They influenced me to play basketball.
Mine does too. Why do a lot of females like sims so much?

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>asian """"""""""people"""""""""""

She asked me if I wanted to do that.

>Why are women like this?

They aren't. You're lucky as fuck.

Souless

They get to control people bruh

>large type underwear
>broad shoulders
Looks like a trap to me

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What the fuck is in the cup?

do it then

But brotherly incest is a nono.

and you're doing it now right?

Is there hot oil in there or something?

I honestly can't tell which of those creatures disgusts me more.

>the ones on the plate get sprayed a bit and in their agony realize what cruel fate awaits them
Ching chong ping pong to you too sir

Her urine, user. Come on

god i wish that were me

My based loli (sized) gf plays vidya with me

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fucking japs will eat anything

P O O

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Insectoids vs insects

must be chinese or korean

I dunno man, japs seem far less inclined to eat shit like this. That's some chink shit right there.
Japs are too busy eating weird manufactured crap outta little plastic tubs.

keep posting till the mods notice

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what you got, the iphone negative 7?

potato ass camera.

>caring about centipedes

Anons that wasn't some of the actual sick shit China gets up to, it was basically a biological robot. Some creatures' brains are too simple to even process fear or suffering.

Unconvinced. You can do better.

Yea

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>retard is posting on Yea Forums laughing at centipedes instead of fucking chocolate ass

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Influence, yeah. They are pretty chill though. Funny enough I can easily get along with blacks than whites.

Mine died a year ago, but yeah

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Kek

I thought those type of centipedes were poisonous tho

True.

Wait a minute, she's not black at all!

>tattoos

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>Not playing games with your sister.

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Race shifter!

no it wasnt t he fact that she killed centipedes, it was that she was able to eat one, that is the souless part

It's the reverse for me

galo sengan

Incel

of all the family photos to recreate, she chose that one, amazing

My gf too. She plays Sims 4 almost as much as anything I play. I think its like virtual Barbies ya know?

where's the other pics. don't leave us hanging user

Go on

>All the replies saying it looks gross to eat.

4channel, everyone.

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I’ll post later tonight under the guise of a rare PSX title.

PO’ed

>tfw lost my virginity to my high school bully.

Story time?

Was it hot?

Yes

>tfw had to call it off with a girl that showed me tons of hentai and sent lewds because i realized she was just using me for attention
Feels bad man,how did you guys manage to get that "shes the one" out of your head?

>Waist tattoo

Future 'cops' episode tier

if female yes
if male kill yourself

no

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How short were you?

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post

me

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Uhhh.... story time pls?

>how did you guys manage to get that "shes the one" out of your head?

When I realized that most women don't want to work or contribute to the household (like cook or clean house). They're literally just huge money sinks that eventually get fat and laze about your house because they think their pussy makes everything better.

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>Be me, 16 yrs old.
>Socially inept, literally never talked. Most students assumed I was deaf since years would pass before they hear me say a word.
>Had a very small group of friends, who all knew I was secretly bisexual.
>One of them decides to gossip and tell the school that "user likes dick".
>Wind up ferociously bullied, on top of being betrayed and developing trust issues.
>Fast forward a few months later.
>My bully is still kicking my ass, makes me feel like shit. Let's call him "Chad" for simplicity's sake.
>Chad has been easing up on his abuse lately, I don't question it because why would I?
>One day in computer class he sits next to me and asks some very out of character questions.
>Such as "Is it tough being gay?" and "Does your parents know? Would they kick you out?".
>I'm starting to think he's about to have a change of heart.
>He just responds with "Oh, cool. Ok." and we just sit awkwardly for about 20 minutes doing classwork.
>He then spontaneously asks that if I want to massage his dick through his shorts.
>waitwhat.png
>I think about it for a few seconds and silently agree to do it.
>This happens for about 30 seconds under our desks, and then he then grabs my hand and put it under his shorts so I can feel his foreskin.
>I immediately retract my hand out of confusion but not too fast for anyone to notice what we're doing.
>"Hey user, wanna meet in the boys bathroom after school?"
>I nod yes.
>After school, we then meet. I wasn't actually expecting him to come.
We both go in the stalls, I sit on the toilet, he pulls down his shorts, what happens next is pretty obvious.
>He nuts in my throat, and we tidy up and walk out the stall.
>He suddenly turns around and kisses me.
>My first fucking kiss, and it's my high school bully.
>We then silently walk out and go home.
>Next day he tells me never to talk to him again, proceeds to ignore my very existence for the rest of our school years.

I still feel a bit depressed about it, I'm not gonna lie.

Hot.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>Future 'cops' episode tier

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>same people make sadistic video games that focus on punishing
i hate these people

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faggot.

faggot

Wouldn't it be funny

hehe

if you like

hahaha

ripped her pants

lol

and stuck your penis in?

lmao

faggot

haha faggit

fag

I absolutely hate centipedes. Legit.
But the fact that that pan faced gook can happily chow down on them is sickening.

Yeah, i try to get her into some co-op games like cod zombies and keep talking and nobody explodes, shes not the best but we have fun. Shes also getting a good handle on VR. Seeing her get excited when killing people in blade and sorcery was kinda hot.

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My wife could never stop me even if she tried, I wear the pants in the relationship. She would also never do such a thing because she also likes games, anime, and cartoons like I do. I didnt marry some vapid thot with no real interests. I married a girl I grew up with and shares my sense of humor, only person I know IRL who actually knows what Yea Forums is really like rather than having ignorant normie prceptions of it.

FUCKING FAG

HEY PRETTY BOY

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kys fag

faggot

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Faggot

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FAGGOT

It was the worst of times it was the blurst of times

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