>This is a video game on Nintendo Switch
>Use the touch screen to rub naked monster girls
What went so right, bros?
>This is a video game on Nintendo Switch
>Use the touch screen to rub naked monster girls
What went so right, bros?
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Unironically the Wii U
Nintendo realized that their business model was outdated so they just said fuck it
i have this game, never saw this scene,
how do i get to it?
thats what gave us fatal frame with fanservice
Go to the inn and you can pet any of the girls; I think you have to spend EXP to enter that mode, though.
so its the new vita?
No.
It actually has games too.
>no free hack method
No
>Disu wiru totari make up for our virginity!
Its basically monster monpiece.
>he doesn't know that a large majority of lewd games/lewd art in games is made by women
But it didn't. It's censored outside Japan.
Well, I guess it's about time to buy a Switch.
>Doesn't turn vertically to jack off the Switch in portable mode
One fucking job...
Same company.
God I wish that game was better. It was kinda amusing, but the zerg rush "tactics" won every match.
I liked the music though.
youtube.com
EXCEPT THE FUCKING SECOND HALF OF THE GAME WHICH USED THE SAME FUCKING SONG EVERY FIGHT.
I don't even want to find the video of that fucking shit. Wasn't even a good song.
Maybe it's the docked mode. Plenty of other devs have used tate. I haven't looked into this port, so I can't say either way if it's legit or not.
I have this on the Switch, it's not even lewd. The rubbing mechanic is shit, it could've been fun but it's shallow as fuck and hard to figure out.
The WiiU had potential but no advertising.
>Japanese company doesn't pander to westerncucks
Surprise, surprise.
it's a port of a vita game if that's what you're asking
>Games
LMAO
That's hilarious.
god damnit switch, stop stealing my games
>The WiiU had potential but no advertising.
It wasn't an advertisement issue, it was a lack of software to advertise. Had some of the later titles came out within its first two years, I wouldn't be surprised if its lifetime sales were double.
Games weren't made because it failed to move units early. That's why Nintendo bought an entire commercial slot in the Super fucking Bowl for the Switch's pre-launch advertisement.
People weren't buying the Wii U because they literally thought it was a new controller for the Wii. Turns out that people don't buy your product if they don't know what the fuck it is.
The Switch can barely hold on to its own games.
In fact, most major Japanese devs outright ignore it or port the games so much later they become irrelevant.
>naked
we all know it's not going to be "naked", it will be censored just like every shit that comes out of that shithole country
>most major Japanese devs outright ignore it
Then why are they currently supporting it?
You mean not capcom?
You mean Square making shitty ports 2 years later?
You mean Square not even keeping exclusives on it?
You mean Level 5 skipping it with Ni No Kuni 2?
etc. etc.
Its literally just getting the shitty shovelware 0.1% of the gaming community even buys. Oh, and its on Steam, for cheaper, with more features, and better visuals/performance.
>The Switch can barely hold on to its own games
You do realise only two games have been ported so far, correct?
It’s not very good
When are we actually get a good lewd game with out bull shit
>Games weren't made because it failed to move units early
A vicious cycle. Though with the success of the Wii, they should have had more than enough capital to fund the development of launch titles. Ironically, I would pin the blame on the Wii that their business model became more relaxed.
I really doubt that this was true.
Imagine being so enslaved to Sony that you're convinced everyone's games are being censored and not just PS4's
That's because 99.9% of its library are shitty late ports that look and run like shit.
can't because I haven't owned a sony console since ps1
I genuinely thought it was an add on until 2015. I assure you it was true
Nintendo has the money but the truth is that they don't have enough internal development studios. They can only work on so many games at once
No, it was the fucking stupid name, most normalfags thought that it was a expensive new control for the wii. I can tell you this from experience, I was astonished when my friend said that.
What does what he said have to do with Sony? He's right, all these games have are shitty teasing. And shit gameplay, the way Switch owners like it.
Imagine a snoystation, but the graphics aren't as good at we took the snoy out of it.
It really is true, though. The Wii U's marketing was that fucking bad.
>june
wait for real? I thought it was gonna be like a 2020 release.
fuck man gotta try and scrape up $60 by june.
>but the graphics aren't as good at we took the snoy out of it.
Why are Switch owners all High School dropouts?
ummm, no sweaty it's nostalgic for the n64
can you imagine? That will be a legitimate counterpoint that zoomers shit out in a few years.
Too bad it doesn't fucking work.Bumping scratch is the worst
It's that pervert seal again
>You mean Square not even keeping exclusives on it?
Square never keep exclusives anywhere, why do you think they ps4 lost
DQ Heroes 1 and 2
DQ Builders
WOFF
FFXV
DQ11
Hell they didn't even support most of them with the definitive version features.
>You mean Level 5 skipping it with Ni No Kuni 2?
etc. etc
Since the Switch came out its just been Ni no Kuni 2. Everything else like Yokai Watch, Inazuma Eleven, Snack World and port of Ushiro is either exclusive or a same day multiplat.
Then you have Bamco, NiS, Marvelous, Atlus, Platinum all making games like
Rune Factory 5
Disgaea
Digimon Survive
Daemon X Machina
SMTV
Astral Chain
And putting them on Switch.
But you're probably going to say
>no its not a multiplat from capcom so it doesn't count!
Because they're literally the only ones not supporting it.
you can't rub your pc tho
I don't see that happening.
>he doesn't know
>Because they're literally the only ones not supporting it.
To be fair, they are supporting it, they just aren't giving it GOOD support. Aside from megaman 11 it's just been ports.
>"This game will obviously be censored!"
>But it's not
>"I-I mean it'll just be ecchi, and it's shit too!"
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If you don't like Otton you have shit taste
>Nintendo opening up to indies and lewd
>Sony cracking down on it
Clown world?
There is a method, go to the hhg