Hey Yea Forums, I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [explosion sounds] That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! [piss boom] How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Hey Yea Forums, I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker...
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What the fuck happened last night?
Improvising is a hell of a skill
to be fair, he already saw the cutscene before.
Literally the only good part of this meme is "I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT"
Eggman>Memphis Tennessee >Shadow>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
Rouge is worst character
You fool. I have SEVENTY ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS.
To be fair, she just doesn't do whole lot in the game so there's little to work with. Compare that to Eggman who blew up the fucking moon.
Alright boys, where we droppin?
"Why is the camera zooming in" was good
I AM TIRED OF FUCKING YOUR WIFE
HAHAHAHA
ONE
She just try to hard to be funny
HAVE FUN IN FORTNITE BOYS
SHE'S A TIRED OLD HAG
AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?
I miss my wife Tails. I miss her a lot.
I'll be back.
What ya see is what ya get- just a guy who loves piss rocks!
So this is the fabled tilted towers
DUDE WEED LMAO
It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item.
WELCOME TO FUNLAND
nice copypasta faggot
That's just makes you a beta cuck.
>nobody has talked about this on Yea Forums since release
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I feel like this one could've used some gameplay section dubs like the Sonic Adventure ones did
Mephiles was amazing and Shadow was pretty good. Eggman wasn't as good as SA2, but still great.
Rouge is basically knuckles but not mentally handicapped
I’M GONNA MAKE ME A GANJA SANDWICH
Am i the only one who loses his shit when Elise father is talking, the "I cant fucking understand you" part killed me.
ONE SCOOP
Even in a fandub silver cant escape having a bad va and shit lines
Pretty kino otherwise
real talk though why does eggman have the four nipple outfit in this game
I was actually meaning to ask you a question. Are you seeing anyone right now? Because there's no one sexier than myself.
The realistic artstyle user
Similar to how Sonic was more lanky in 06
>having a bad va
He's voiced by Quinton Flynn since around Generations.
what's so realistic about having an outfit with 4 nipples?
Silver is underrated due to being significantly better than his real counterpart.
>"Shut the fuck up I'm talking to my daughter" delivered entirely while inhaling
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?!?
Speak for yourself motherfucker
I didn't these redubs any funny.
If Shadow's dick is smaller than a walnut then how did he fuck Eggman's wife?
He PISSED on his wife
He did both
She basically exists to set up lines for the rest of the cast and she does that well. Shadow, Eggman, Omega, and Knuckles all bounce off of her really well.
Rouge fucked his wife too, the method doesn't really matter.
>the entire dub's plot becomes VIDEO GAMES after she mentions Fortnite once
ALRIGHT SINCE TEAM FURAFFINITY FUCKED MY WIFE
>quinton flynn
>having any decent preformance after mgr
In their defense they go back and forth to using computers so much it's hard to not have it be around the main plot. It also doesn't help it's fucking 06
But Rising came out after Generations.
GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC!!!
Well to be fair, the SA2 dark-side/ending dub also went the same direction with Shadow saying he fucked Eggman's wife and then the whole dub was about Eggman getting cucked by everyone. It's basically just a dumb joke that they decided to carry over for consistency in later cutscenes.
Mepheles Tennessee sending sonic to hell because he disrespected gamers was a better joke.
Sans Undertale go into my eyes
I also thinking we're taking a scenario where a bunch of friends are dubbing over Sonic the Hedgehog with retarded, nonsensical shit too seriously.
Omega was funny as fuck
COUNT HOW MANY SAND THERE IS OMEGA, THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISSION
Finally God, take me. Give me death, just like Sonic.