So Mike, what did you think about Metal Gear Solid V: the Phantom Pain?

So Mike, what did you think about Metal Gear Solid V: the Phantom Pain?

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"well, i don't wanna say it's a mess, but it's certainly messy"

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It certainly didn't make my visit to the bathroom solid
*wet fart sound*

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"It felt like there was no cohesive narrative It was just 'scenes happening'."

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"more like boring gear solid"

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"Right, you've got your B story, and your A story. The B story staying in the background rarely interacting with the main plot, while the A story is prominent but with no closure in sight"

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What a punchable face

I'm convinced that Mike initially liked The Last Jedi but got bullied into hating it by Jay and Rich

Don't mind me I'm just here RLM reaction images

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He showed little enthusiasm for anything outside of the Luke/Rey/Ren story. That's only a third of the film.

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Metal Gear Solid V:The Phantom Pain The Definitive Experience - PlayStation 4 Standard Edition more like how did this get made?

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back to shitty discord fags

How come Pre Rec was never as good as HitB?

>well, i didnt haaaate it....

have sex

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Rich is only funny when paired with Mike, and >jack

Bruh I'm at work no reyposting

Some of the reviews they made when the channel was young are pretty good.
But they stopped making them and focused on Twitch streams. I still don't know why they shut it down.

Because of Aids Moby. He fucking sucks

"Well, Mike, I would give this movie a Solid 5 out of 100"

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Because it was two different people reviewing vidya

I miss her bros

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does anyone have the picture someone made that's Jay+Mike as one person?

company policy or peepee policy?

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I disagree, go watch their HITB again. First, he's obviously drunk for some reason. Second, he spends the first like 20 minutes raving about how it was a triumph of the writer-director over the committee. Third, he has very little criticism of it that isn't just commenting on criticisms that Jay and Rich bring forth. Fourth, he literally wrote "the film was delightful" in the intro.

Dunked just rated RLM pretty low so we shouldn’t watch it anymore.

Jack is better than that faggot with the beard at least

How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames, Yea Forums?

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They said in their last stream that it was because they didn't want to just do what they thought was mediocre work forever. They felt their fans deserve better but they had no way of making it better so they just ended it.

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Why did she leave RLM?

wtf is up with her legs in this

she and Mike broke up

Feels great.

>a triumph of the writer-director over the committee
that's a production triumph, not a triumph on the film's part
and he followed the delightful comment with stating that that film is messy

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Weewee

The reviews were fine. The streams were boring, but the ones they had Jay and Mike as guests were fun.
I just don't understand why they started to make Twitch streams their only content.

>Listening to the lowest form of life, a Puerto Rican

Keep sayin it

So who's the RLM of vidya?
Mandalore?

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>MGS
>Silent Hill
>Lost Planet
>MvC

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Reddit. Seriously.

Its genuinely easier. You just stream and then upload it. No editing or having to rush through a game in order to talk about the game.

Because Jack is almost as bad as Josh and Rich is extremely petty and annoying when you don't have Mike shitting on him to keep him in check.

Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

Civvie11

TBF Pre-Omikron

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Mandalore is my personal fav

AVGN and Cinemassacre

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' exposed him as a fraud and it was an economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

But it's extremely boring unless you are entertaining, attractive or extremely good at the game you are playing.

>First, he's obviously drunk for some reason
I wonder why the known alcoholic of the group was drunk

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I rewatched their E3 2018 stream and they genuinely seemed excited about reviewing upcoming games like Spiderman, I wonder what changed within a month or two?

I wish he didn't get Sean for the last video. That incoherent rambling just made me so sad inside. What did they do to my Sam?

This Yea Forums pasta?

The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Yea Forums simply remains in infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Yea Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.

That's true. Its still easier though.

any post taking up more than 5 lines is pasta

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pre-Ryan's death Giantbomb

he's usually not drunk and they ended up seeing TLJ after everybody else, it was kinda surprising that he was drunk but Jay was sober.

I think it's supposed to be comedy, taking into account how cringe the part about Elijah being a "gamer good" is.

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This is just my crackpot theory but I think it was probably something to do with Jack. Don't know what it could have been, maybe he didn't have time to play games or do streams with Rich. And Rich probably couldn't get anyone else to do it with him so they just ended it.

Though it could have been Rich. Maybe he just got bored with it or lazy and quit.