It’s another another Smash Fag thread

>Anime characters in Smash

That'll be a big ol' ding-dong diddly YIKES from me.

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This is a pretty advanced robot desu.

>SORA WOULD BE BORI—
youtu.be/1Yf6gWN8zBo

They should just put Freddy from fnaf in instead

Reminder that fucking Earthworm Jim of all people is making a comeback before Banjoke, and Jim hasn't had a game since 1999

Fucking pathethic, why do people want the cereal box mascot again?

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I appreciate the banter between characters but the idea that it’s bad to want a character now is starting to get annoying

Can't wait for the chance to update this again

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SEAL COCK
THINK YOU CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO
THINK AGAIN
IVE BEEN GOVERNER
A NAVY SEAL

>Fucking INTELLIVISION

OH NO NO NONONONONO

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Fuck shovel knight and fuck shantae

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SUUUPER SMASH BROTHERS!!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Reimuposter lend me your power. With your ability to post countless times, we could free the board from Smashfags.

>expecting outdated mascots and weebshit at e3
>not the most well-liked stealth mascot in modern gaming
>setting yourself up for surprise & disappointment AGAIN
You guys really are something.

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Earthworm Jim's comeback is on par with Shaq Fu's comeback

>Jim is coming back

You better not be baiting. Source?

>I carn't reed

BASED

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STEVEFAGS, BANJOKES, ERDRINCELS
THEY ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON
THEY ALL LIKE BUTT SEX
NOW MENTLEGEN, COME ON
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THERE'S NOT A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE?

Let’s look at it from another perspective here

LETS NOT

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Your tears are delicious, Brazilanon.

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>Stevefags didn't even bog his pic
Eliminate zem

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>Steve
UH OH

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Doesn't work when Smash and Anime swordfags are much more autistic than mascot characters, it is a mascot fighting game

How did we go from this

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Whatever happened to tiny cutesy men

To this

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4/6 got in and the other 2 fellow into irrelevancy
Simple. Like, did you really expect people to rally for Mega Man after he got in or something?

So what kind of Minecraft spirit battles will there be?

Waifu culture.
UwU precious boy culture.
Brat culture.

I want Shantae to be playable in Smash

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Uh... creeper and uh.... pig

Argue for Reimu then

Same... same...

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I love EWJ but even in its prime they weren't very good games, plus he hardly has anything to work with unless you start seriously stretching and making shit up

Ender Dragon on Ridley is obvious
Creeper would have Bomberman assist spawn

I think it has more to do with standards

That would require the ultimate sacrifice

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creeper pig

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His cartoon was better than the games, for sure. Not to say that the games didn't have a standing out humor or that it didn't invent some unusual concepts back in the era, but the games are still slightly flawed.

Steve doesn't show personal-

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PARTY BLOCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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Why do people want Banjo in so much? he has like, 3 games? and only of them is decent at best.

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>Spirits include the telltale characters

canon?

She's in, and deserves to be in.

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umm...M-mistah phwil spwencah..
d-d-do y-you t-think b-b-b-b-BANJO K-K-KAZOOIE will be in s-smwash bwos?

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she's in but she doesn't come with the down B, Hydrant. what should take that place?

Banjobros Are based stupid

Fuck off, falseflagger

It’s less about Banjo himself and more that Rare Dominated the N64 library and Banjo is their most successful IP.

They helped Nintendo a lot and people absolutely loved Kazooie and Tooie during their time.

Look it up lazy bastard, he's getting a new game and a comic

Get over it retards, if Isaac didn't get in, neither will Banjo

Banjo fans are the opposite of Klonoa fans. Their games succeeded and for that they prefer to take an active stance in wanting Banjo to have a future instead of mulling in silence.

who is this? I keep seeing her picture, what game is she even from?

Geno was low standard even in 2006

a little niche of Schmups called Touhou. fanbase made it huge.

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Hakurei Reimu
Touhou Project
You fucking newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=K63TgJVA8OE

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can anybody whip up or post a potential move set for Reimu?

Has anyone ever noticed similarities between Banjo bois and libtards?

Trump derangement syndrome is equivalent to Steve derangement syndrome.

Whenever you try to argue with a Banjo boi using rationality they always turn it into "yeah well block man is bad and I just want banjo so shut up!"

Banjokers run entirely on childish emotions and can't even begin to comprehend all of the good things going for Steve and all of the points against Banjo being included.

You're better off trying to train a frog how to tapdance.

The day of the block is coming Banjokers. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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He's in.

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Down B is riding the Stork

But why couldn't she use the Hydrant? Not like Pac-Man uses Mappy's trampoline in any of his games.

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Why do you post this every thread, what do you think you are accomplishing?
Do you just enjoy being called a newfag that much?

does anyone have the basedjak pic complaining about anime swordsmen with the spongebob cereal toy?

>Steve fag always starts the fight

Every fucking time

damn touhou creeps are fucking deluded if they think their loli jerkoff fantasy fapbait will get in

Can't thieve the Steve

You do know Smash is a Japanese series right.

give her the Isabelle not-an-but-is-an-echo treatment, cause why not dream.

for her up B, maybe a Sky-Kid loop-de-loop

Here's one

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Sup Assist trophy.

Imagine having all the onions energy in the world for discussing Smash Bros.
Not programming even though it pays well and can make indies.
Not art even though it lets you fulfill your own ideas.
Not fitness even though the end result looks great.
Not e-sports even though it nets you irl friends.
Posting over 100 replies in consecutive threads. Now that’s a hobby to be truly proud of.

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I did not realize she's Pocky without Rocky.

r e n t f r e e

>all banjo boys are victims and steve are just zoomer bullies!

Yikes. He's obviously portraying himself as the banjo fan in the video and he's doing everything he can to come off as "rational".

Yet the irony in it is that here is what he's depicting: A man in his 20s-30s getting into an argument with a LITTLE KID about why his cereal box mascot should be in Smash Bros.

What is it this “Cereal Box Mascot” shit recently?

The fuck kind of insult is that?
Cartoony characters are suddenly bad now?

>puzzle game rep
>arcade co-op game rep
>cute
>plenty of potential for unique mechanics
Have you taken the Bubpill yet, Yea Forums?

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She's not gonna be in
If she was, Reitaisai would've been the perfect announcement
If she was, the Switch port of AoCF wouldn't have started development just now

anyone have the comic?

It's because Banjoker autismos are OBSESSED with having a character precious to their childhood be in Smash, all the while denying kids of today THEIR childhood characters.

>Only zoomers want minecraft! Our childhood is more important than yours stupid zoomers!

Taito has Space invaders. would have made a good stage or assist

Touhou is a game? I thought that was a porn thing.

based barniggerino

stevefags are still salty
just ignore them

Seething

Steve lacks expressions
Steve lacks body language

Seriously why do you think anyone cares about your pretend ignorance? You aren't accomplishing jackshit.

W-what? What do you mean I got confirmed as a mii costume? I can't go on living anymore bros....

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He's getting a new game solely to shill a console nobody was gonna buy.

Watch the stream they did the other day, it was essentially an hour of Tommy and Doug trying to save face while the rest of the OG team sits around awkwardly. Also does Dave Perry legitimately have autism because it fucking seems like it.

and with the focus on representing each character more or less as they appear in their own games steve would legitimately be very close to a stickman in terms of movement and appearance

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

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Chadrick for Japan
Banjo for West

Tick tock, the sound of your mii costume is coming soon

>epin wojaks and pepes
>OBSESSED, seething, cope, etc. etc. etc.
>[x]fags vs. [y]chads shitflinging
These threads got stale six months ago

Why haven't you joined the winning side yet??

>Stevefags BTFO'd 2 times by their own Virginbin who shot himself in the foot with the pig spirit, and then again when Joker was announced
>Phil Spencer, CEO of XBOX says twice that he wants Banjo in Smash
>Banjo got higher on any ballot than Steve was on
>New XBOX deal is a perfect chance to rerelease the BK games onto Switch and strengthen ties with Nintendo again
>BTFO'd by several other twitter people in the industry

BANJO'S ERA BAY BAY!

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Majority of the smash cast are cartoon characters though

you coulda posted bandana Dee and get niggers triggered

Banjofags would be LUCKY to get a spirit once Steve gets in.

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the toy is supposed to encompass multiple characters

Banjo is European, I want a character born in America, no leafs allowed.

What the fuck

>31:00 came first over 30:59

No I mean the fact that Banjo is a western fan request and Erdrick is a Japanese fan request

BASED AND STARPILLED

dee is just as stupid as the toy, and this is one SBSP image i didn't watch

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I think it's meant to be a counter to "anime swordsman", which would make sense because they sure do like countering.

NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE I WANT TO BE IN THE GAME

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i know you mean that but i'l like north america and europe separate in terms of "the West"

*sniff* I take back everything I said to you Banjo. You are more important than me. I don't deserve to be in Smash. Here, take my invitation. I don't need it anymore.

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>Banjokes unironically using Shadman art to meme

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Banjofags are literal NPCs.
They want their bland cereal mascot in Smash purely because it's what they grew up hearing online in their teens while browsing reddit.They think he deserves a spot because Rare had a good relationship with Nintendo, not because Banjo is creative or because of popularity or because he's made in impact on gaming because they know how unimportant he really is. Banjo does nothing to stand out and his moveset would be boring punchy-kicky shit with one unique element sprinkled in.

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>Stevefags BTFO'd 2 times by their own Virginbin who shot himself in the foot with the pig spirit, and then again when Joker was announced

Vergeben is not the end all be all of Steve. He has no power over who will be in the roster and literally the only thing he's gotten wrong with Smash is "square enix character will be revealed first". Sakurai clarified in an interview that Nintendo approached him out of nowhere to reveal Joker for the Game Awards. Clearly Joker wasn't ready to be shown off and I really don't think they were planning on revealing him first, but plans change. Either way, Steve has a mountain of good things going for him while Banjo has ZILCH other than rigged fan polls.

>Phil Spencer, CEO of XBOX says twice that he wants Banjo in Smash

Phil Spencer said once, YEARS ago that he wanted Banjo in Smash, but whether he wants them or not is beside the point. Nintendo has no reason to put a dead as fuck character into Smash. Later on, someone asked if Phil would "still be okay" with Banjo in Smash, where Phil replied "Yep". That's all he said. Yep.

>Banjo got higher on any ballot than Steve was on

Banjofags are notorious for rigging fan polls thinking that it increases his chances. It doesn't. Just like how Hillary had a "98.7%" chance of winning.

>New XBOX deal is a perfect chance to rerelease the BK games onto Switch and strengthen ties with Nintendo again

Yikes, that's really reaching. Meanwhile, Minecraft is in the top selling block for eshop titles not only in the US, but Japan, for EVERY WEEK since it's been released.

>BTFO'd by several other twitter people in the industry

lmao, a community manager said she preferred a skeleton. Meanwhile, Halo's dev compared Banjo to Gex and RARE themselves said if you want a new Banjo game "just go play hat in time"

Banjo boys, you never cease to disappoint me. At least you could be honest about your status as losers.

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It’s a shame that OPs can’t erase their threads several posts in just to bum out everyone who takes part in this.

>RARE themselves said if you want a new Banjo game "just go play hat in time"
Citation on that.

>people will write paragraphs upon paragraphs in support for or against certain characters
>it's okay because it's ironic, especially when it's Mad Libs replacement of a core sentence with various words and phrases for either side
It's not okay, Yea Forums.

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based af

not enough robot gunners in smash

GROWING UP WITH BANJO BAD

GROWNG UP WITH MINECRAFT GOOD

People already posted movesets for her, but they're not even scratching the surface on what she can do.
Here are some videos of her actual games
This is from Reimu's first appearance:
youtube.com/watch?v=w3YmmdgcHb8
And how her bullet patterns look like\:
youtu.be/2mx84JhzMUo?t=295
And some gameplay in her fighting games:
youtu.be/-bHbQQwYdHQ?t=26
youtu.be/-cdIhzGJtac
While it'll probably be too much to incorporate bullet hell gameplay into Smash, I can see her Yin Yang orb as a better Gordo that can bounce off walls and ceiling of the camera, which she can fully control using her attacks and other projectiles. She can also manipulate the trajectory of her projectiles using barriers, as seen in the second vid. And she has more traditional attacks from her fighting games to fall back to. This is not even mentioning her other mechanics, like grazing and focus movement. Her moveset potential is one of the best

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youtu.be/YP6fL6MAHZw?t=2043

Minecraft only has 1 main series game

Banjo has 3

>Banjofags are notorious for rigging fan polls thinking that it increases his chances. It doesn't. Just like how Hillary had a "98.7%" chance of winning.
You cant just say that and expect us to take that seriously. We aint ever gonna make it.

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>tfw 4 Deconfirmations in one month
How are you holding up Erdrickbros? I'm trying to get everyone in the discord to calm down. At least if he doesn't get in I don't have to play some old NES game to stop people from calling me out and calling me a fake fan

i thought steve was already in?
whats all the fighting about?

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Ahem, why yes this is the intervention for rosterfags. SmashBoards posters are supposed to be ridiculed by Yea Forums, not use this website. You can drop off your coffee jacked vendettas at Reddit since it does nothing to tell the guys you hate to fuck off.

>implying Rare giving a shit actually matters

Only Microsoft matters, just like how Nintendo ignores Itoi’s bullshit and puts Mother content in smash anyway

>3

we don't count to threeie.

your 2nd bamco rep

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>THEY RIGGED THE POLLS

King K Rool getting in only proves the accuracy of the fan polls including Banjo prior to Minecraft content

Just accept your Mii costume bro

oooh BANJO GOT NUMBER ONE!

>reads the fine text
>banjo fans are botting him out the ass

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E3

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Oh lord his aerials are gonna look retarded

>comparing the main villain from one of nintendo's most successful FIRST PARTY franchises to Banjo, a character from a dead franchise with no upcoming games, no reason to promote, which also belongs to another company.

Banjo fags everyone. Every. Fucking. Time.

Let me guess, your'e going to compare Banjo to Simon and Megaman and Pacman next?

we should have more zelda characters!

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rather the Prince of Persia

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The problem with Touhou representation is that Touhou has always been a subpar series with little acclaim for the actual games despite its massive fanbase

>most botted was Banjo
>Ballot was most likely cheated too
Yes, perfect. That will ensure Banjo's victory tenfold! Steve will soon taste defeat.

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Rayman fans would be pissed

She can hook up with Captain falcon for a backstage entrance.

>He thinks the fan support for Banjo isn't an echo chamber.

You're in for a rude awakening Banjoker. The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease.

Nintendo chose the DLC
If Nintendo went with Ballot choices for DLC then we wouldn't have had Joker

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>implying he's going to be the ubisoft rep

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gamesradar.com/heres-what-you-need-to-know-from-nintendos-investor-qanda-new-online-switch-game-and-more/

>With Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, we asked 'How could we reach not only fans of the Super Smash Bros. series, but also those who had never played it before?' If you look at the demographics of the consumers who purchased each of these titles, Iʼm not convinced weʼve completely overcome these challenges yet. So our aims are to keep working on them this year, to expand sales of these titles to new consumer demographics, and to keep selling these games for a long time, which is one of our strengths."

>expand sales of these titles to new consumer demographics

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>Touhou
>subpar
Spotted the shitter. The fact that it's popular and that it will sell DLC is all that really matters anyway.

Alright, lets be real chances are Nintendo did indeed nominate Steve
Now the question is, could Sakurai make him work or think of anything on the fly to allow him immediately?

>He thinks Microsoft cares about Banjo because Phil Spencer acknowledged the autists twice screeching in his ear everyday on twitter.

Tell me, what has Microsoft done for Banjo outside of including him in a pack of dozens of Rare games?

this implies no Banjo, those you played that mostly all went to play Smash.

Also, why the fuck would Nintendo even choose him anyways?
These men are businessmen

If Sakurai can come up with a moveset for Villager, ROB, Mr. Game and Watch, and Wii Fit Trainer, he can make Steve work.

People heavily exaggerate the "stiff movements" of Steve. Remind me how fucking stiff is Mr. Game and Watch + ROB?

You replied.

>could Sakurai make him work
hell no, his moveset potential amounts to "building things" because that's what he does in his own game. picture link except he has the ability to slap up a stone wall in the middle of the battlefield

just to make their core happy, but Ultimate's pretty damn good

Mr. Game and Watch is an LCD character with frame-by-frame movements to recreate the movement of characters on G&W systems, and ROB is an actual robot with herky-jerky movements calling back to the actual peripheral

>56 posters.
>160 posts.
Y’all need to gets lives. Saying “ha _ fucking SUCKS” in the 50th permutation doesn’t affect what spontaneous decision Sakurai does.
Play vidya.

Yeah, Banjo has moveset potential out the wazoo!

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Game and Watch has body language
As for ROB you have a point but seeing Steve's limbs bend always looks off

>Steve
>When the proper and true Mineycrafta rep is right over here

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Already more unique than duck hunt 2.0

You shouldn't be calling a series subpar if you've never played it before, user.

>S-stop discussing video games on Yea Forums!

The acclaim part is true though

Well yeah, you’re not talking about gameplay and what currently exists now are ya?

Body language? He's an amalgamation of different sprites from different games. He was never even a character until Sakurai made him one.

See, this is the problem with Steve deniers. Their arguments on why Steve wouldn't work never hold any water so they always just resort back to "hehe seething zoomer".

I swear to god Banjo bois I'd be able to have a more logical discussion with a literal bear.

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Everyone with a functioning brain (so no rosterfags) already realised this when Reggie said that Joker would be emblematic of the rest of the DLC.
It's gonna be all 3rd party franchises with little to no association with nintendo whose announcements will generate a lot of buzz with people saying "I never expected X to be in smash!".
I most expect a Dark Souls rep to be in, they'd fit perfectly.

We're speculating about DLC characters for an extremely popular video game.

We're talking about the fucking game, which is more than 90% of the threads on Yea Forums can say. Why don't you go bitch in those threads instead? Your complaining accomplishes nothing either way. The war rages on whether you want to participate or not.

Ahem
docs.google.com/document/d/1vlB9cD5KjXmoxcJyZLQj8GCKYYgEyCea8YK5XG7v0U4/edit

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Alex (yes, THE Alex from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Alex walks into the spotlight!

>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”

Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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>he doesn't like steve so he must support banjo!
lmaoing @ ur life

I see you like a crying baby on a bus. Annoying, and I'll ask your mom to do something about your incessant crying, but not worth sparing a single thought afterwards.

When has that ever been a limiting factor?

I mean, Sakurai does have clear standards regarding third parties
After all, every one represented has been part of a franchise notable with critical acclaim including Bayonetta and Persona

The main demographic who feels threatened by Steve is Banjo boomers and we all know why.

There's 4 slots left and it would be irrational to think that Microsoft would get two of those spots.

Master chief is out of the equation, so that makes Steve Banjo's biggest enemy by default.

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I miss the Ridley shitposting days
Those were fun

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>ahem
>link moveset with building
>moves identically to his game which was discussed as a problem
he's not visually interesting at all (steve was a developer placeholder character to begin with)

Who doesnt love bears

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>boomers
opinion discarded

Honestly hoping neither gets in and that by some miracle both of them lose support by the time the next Smash comes

He'll never stop being too big in my heart

>Speculating.
>No new ideas.
>Instead regurgitating one of 2000 posts from threads you unironically filled out through sheer autism.

Kirby was a placeholder and everyone loves him

DAMN
It feels good knowing refugees arent getting in and that Based Bear and Bird ARE. MMMfffhh yeees.

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Based
Now post her in a bikini

Speaking of refugees
youtube.com/watch?v=dAbBDFkn8Qk

kirby was also a defined character even in his origin game while steve is a player-insert you're intended to either play on its own or upload a skin to replace, functionally steve is a mii

holy shit this is literally one of the worst fucking threads on Yea Forums
every single post in here is a falseflag, a shitpost, or bait
two fucking groups of "le epic baiters XDDD" are fighting each other at once and now it's just a bunch of retards flailing at each other

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It's another smashfag thread.

At least E3 is in less than a month

Hat Goomba is an illegitimate insult now, considering we got a generic Piranha Plant

piranha plant's whole gimmick is being a mook enemy, which means bandana dee was too much of a special snowflake to be considered

What's wrong with building?
Could be fun and Sakurai could find a way to balance it

>not Fedora Duck

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k

Shut up Hat Goomba

Yea, we really need some new info that quiets down some people, either Erdrick or Banjo need to be deconfirmed, then it should get a bit better.
Not saying I have something against either of these characters but most of the shitposting is currently centered around then.

Where is the "neither" option.

>Even Shaq Fu is more relevant than Banjo these days
OH NO NO NO

Smashfags end up attaching themselves to a character until they're confirmed/deconfirmed and move on to the next.
Literally in Ultimate's lifecycle alone it's been Ridley, then Waluigi, then K Rool, then Geno, then the whole Steve vs Grinch thing happened, and now it's Banjo. If Banjo gets in or gets deconfirmed I guarantee you those retards will attach themselves to someone else like fucking Qbby from Boxboy or some shit.
Fuck this. I'm a Qbbyfag now. We need Boxboy in fucking Smash and I'm not gonna stop shitposting till it happens.

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This, maybe not to the same extremes but rosterfags will never be satisfied

>qbbychad
based

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You're playing Smash Bros with family members and you're niece/nephew say they want Steve in Smash
What do you say?

Not a goomba fag, just pointing out the obvious, i'm a Stevechad

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With how dull PP's kit is and how obnoxious Twitter culture is whenever they're around something they find cute.
I think that's more than enough reason to keep Dee away from Smashfags.

"That'd be cool too, champ. I love minecraft too. In fact I showed you how to play a long time ago, remember?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>implying dedede's a good charater

Shutup goombafag.

>default skin cuck
HAHAHAHA

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Man, I want to fuck the shit out of Frankie. Err I mean yeah Based Bear and Bird. Woooooo
She can eat my cookies

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Yeah..

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Here's your move set bro.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YP6fL6MAHZw
rare dev says if you want a new banjo "go play hat in time" @34:05

gamesradar.com/heres-what-you-need-to-know-from-nintendos-investor-qanda-new-

online-switch-game-and-more/
nintendo wants to appeal to new demographics for smash

nintendoeverything.com/reggie-says-joker-in-smash-bros-ultimate-is-emblematic-of-

dlc-approach-quiet-on-persona-5-for-switch/
reggie says joker is "emblematic" of the DLC characters

okaycool.ca/2018/09/20/banjo-kazooie-new-studio-will-have-to-make-sequel-for-fans/
Grant kirkhope saying RARE isnt interested in banjo

twitter.com/franklez/status/1077027566450466818
Halo Dev deconfirms master chief, then likens Banjo to Blinx when asked if Banjo will be in

ign.com/articles/2017/09/22/rare-studio-head-returning-to-old-franchises-

would-be-the-worst-thing-for-rare-to-do

gamespot.com/articles/new-goldeneye-and-banjo-on-xbox-one-rare-says-they-aren-t-necessarily-what-you-want/1100-6418357/
"But I'm not sure it's really what they want," continues Craig Duncan.

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>The best OC Banjofags can come up with is a Steve head on a Mii sword fighter
At least it's something

You're joking but i know a certain jap girl who would flip her shit over more boxboy. Especially if it were in smash.

This, the only characters that matter are the ones that you get attached to from actually playing the fucking game.

Odds of us getting Fortnite?

That guy does not work for Rare anymore.
Basically no one works for Rare anymore.

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As high as any other character at this point.
Sky's the limit if you don't give a shit.

Banjo is having a good laugh at Steve’s Canary Mary impression

pls don't attract shutposters to my favorite

>Comedy pick.
>Discussed by no one.
>Tells people to go buy games.
>Mocks other indies if he gets in.
Dare I say it but we found the one.

Craig Duncan is still the head honcho of of RARE.

>"I don't think it's OK to just go make the same game that people loved before but with up-to-date graphics, audio and all those things [...] Just making them again with whatever technology's available today - that's not Rare," Duncan said. "I think that what Rare is, is doing the kind of games that only Rare would go do."

Craig Duncan is speaking off in two of those articles saying not only does Rare not want to make Banjo, but that fans only "think they want" Banjo.

Banjo has no future. All he has left going for him is "nostalgia"

We know this already. Why do you think we want him in? Because we want him in something new and to let others know about the Banjo-Kazooie franchise. Minecraft doesnt need to be shilled. Its as big as Mario, Pokemon, Tetris and Fortnite.
They'd sooner remake Killer Instinct and Battletoads before touching Banjo again.

Ok, RARE doesn't matter. Guess who's making the new Battletoads, not fucking RARE. MS could do the same for Banjo.

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Qbby isn't indie, though. He's a budget game/AA, but not indie.

>Minecraft doesn't need to be shilled.

Refer to this post
Minecraft has sold 150M+ copies.
EVERY smash game combined has sold 50M+

That's 100M who have never owned a Smash Game yet own Minecraft. You do the math on how Nintendo can benefit from that.

I am the person in the image unironically and I am unabashed.

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Banjofags vs Stevefags
Who would win in an all out gang fight

I meant Chris Marlow, but still, that's describing a remake, not a sequel.
It's extremely apparent that no one wants to make Banjo Threeie. Microsoft snuffed out all the talented people, what else is new.

I’m just shocked kiryu made it at 61st place in the ballot. Even though he’s deconfirmed you kiryubros are alright

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Even if a new Banjo game does get made by an outside studio, Nintendo still has millions of Minecraft fans that already exist and don't have to gamble on the resurgence of a franchise that MIGHT get a revival (and that's a big maybe).

You can't deny the future is looking grim for Banjo.

We know, its down to praying all that Banjo anniversary merch meant the same as Crash's and Spyro's.

I dont care what a corporate suit is getting paid for. I still want to see certain characters get in. No one besides you cares about these numbers and rules. People will still want their character in regardless of whatever you have to shitpost about.

Banjofags because they're big fat adults while Stevefags are little tiny children.

>It's extremely apparent that no one wants to make Banjo Threeie.
So then it should be apparent that Banjo is fucking dead and there's no reason to put him into Smash Bros when it does diddly squat for Nintendo OR Microsoft.

You know what they say. The bigger they are..

True, and it's likely. Though we're talking the same Nintendo whose example of "reaching out" was a relatively niche weeabo RPG. Anything can go.

Disregarding logic and reality for feels? not a good look for you.

Banjofags.
Gun control, what's that?

And Steve would be a Minecraft character with Minecraft animations calling back to the 300-million selling blockbuster, Minecraft.

Problem?

I don't give a shit who you want. Banjo isn't likely and that's the point I'm arguing.

Banjo faggots need to accept that and quit acting like he actually has a winning chance.

There's a long list of possible contenders to get in Smash and as far as probabilities go Banjo is at the fucking bottom of that list. As soon as Banjo fags can say "I know his chances are dismal, but I still want him!" then this stupid war can end.

Smashfags are literal manchilds. They smell like shit irl too. I know from experience

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>Problem?
That he'd look like complete shit sat next to characters fluidly animated, for one.

>Master chief is out of the equation,
Source?

all you're arguing is sales. nobody gives a fuck.

Look at this dipshit, look at him and laugh

The difference is that relatively "niche" weeaboo RPG is ALIVE and even has exclusive crossover content on Nintendo consoles, being Persona Q2.

Persona 5 has generated far more hype than Banjo has in his entire fucking run. If Persona 5 is niche then I don't know what the fuck Banjo is.

Like i give a shit what you have to say either. Ive waited 4 games to finally play as Megaman and i finally got him. There are others who are waiting far longer than i was. Let them have their characters and their wishes.

Once again, no one not even REAL stevefags give a blooming shit about your corporate speak.

It's up here:
>twitter.com/franklez/status/1077027566450466818

Because you are one

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No, i'm not arguing sales.

Nintendo has flat out said what they intended the DLC for Smash to do, and that's attract new demographics. Banjo fuckers are not new demographics. It's that simple you brainless bear!

>Minecraft doesnt need to be shilled.
But Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, Persona 5, Final Fantasy 7, Metal Gear Solid V, etc do?

>the creator of the character said they're not in so they're deconfirmed
>the creator also isn't one of the suits of the company that publishes the games they're from
>they're also not even working on the game
>Kamiya said the same shit, until the second Bayo was officially announced
Reminder that nobody is deconfirmed until Sakurai makes them a Mii costume or an Assist Trophy.
No Microsoft character or Square character is getting, fuck them

and no one gives a shit about your fee fees.
we're talking about which characters are LIKELY for Smash, not who you want you bumbling birdbrain.

yeah, because joker and erdrick will totally attract new people. kill yourself with your shitty corporate speak argument that doesn't mean shit.

>erdrick
>he STILL doesn't know

the harder they fall on Steve's body, crushing his puny life

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i still see that faggot getting in, just because hes popular in nip land

You think he'd be the winner of the ballots or the first Square rep to get in if he was so popular.

WE ARE THE ROSTER FANS!

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>characters fluidly animated
Yah man Mr Game and Watch and ROB are so fucking fluid.

What you retards don't seem to understand is, Sakurai LOVES limitations. Limitation is the source of creativity. It's the very reason he revived and redesigned Pit, Mr Game and Watch, Ice Climbers, ROB, Duck Hunt, Megaman, Simon, etc. Making an ugly but iconic design like Steve into something good is what Sakurai lives for.

for real, but still, because of all these leaktards acting so confident in him, people starting acting like they care about him.

more fire emblem sword ladies please!

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So Nintendo admitting they're well-aware they have the Nintendo superfan buy-in for Smash and want to get the attention of other groups

if there's ever western guests. it's now

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Yes, Joker does generate hype for Persona 5. It does attract people who play Persona (a Sony exclusive outside of spinoffs, need I remind you).

Erdrick on the other hand hardly has a footprint in the west and can essentially do for Dragon Quest what Melee including Marth and Roy did for Fire Emblem in the west.

We have a big DQ game coming this year. It got a huge amount of time in the recent direct. And contrary to popular belief, Dragon Quest is a huge fucking deal in Japan and I can guarantee you there are people that mostly play RPGs and don't bother with fighting/party games. Including Erdrick might entice some of those people to buy a Switch or play Smash (especially with DQ coming to Switch as well).

You have to understand it's not just about selling Smash and the games the characters are featured in, but also selling Switches in general.

with the prospect for more DLC in 2020, Sakurai could make a Square themed year event. Cloud was expensive enough.

Hold up, you need at least 1 dude with the ZeRo neckbeard and stache to complete the pack.

I mean the creator said he’d like the character in, but Nintendo never approached them and Sakurai wouldn’t want him, that’s the next closest thing to a complete and utter deconfirmation

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I stand by what i said. Minecraft doesnt need to be shilled. It is already blindingly popular. Something like dead ip being Smash bros would actually be beneficial to Microsoft because then that means Microsoft can capitalize on it.
This is coming from a popularity perspective. If what refusteves say about BK being dead is true then why not revive the actual ip that needs help instead of something like Minecraft?
Personally i wouldnt really mind steve at all but you understand where im going with this, right?

Erdrick isn't gonna sell any switches, you're moving the goalpost. Joker only sold 2 mil, also. He isn't moving shit. Stop making up fake rules and patterns.

>w-why isn't he winning in fan polls on reddit then HUH???

because the west doesn't give a fuck about DQ you retard.

To be more specific, I meant that no one left at Rare wants to. Killer Instinct and Battletoads got shipped off to others. The Playtonic crew would do it, because most of them made the originals and that's why they made Yooka-Laylee. Any number of others would want to, just MS & Rare aren't gonna do it in-house.

But right after the ballot, K Rool, Ridley and Simon Belmont got in.

Guess who was even higher in the ballot?

You need to face the facts that Sakurai is in fan service mode with Ultimate, and there are not many characters that have been asked for since the Gamecube days and are still asked for to this day.

Sorry your random faggot anime pick isn't getting in.

For Westerners, Doomguy
For general Japanese public, Erdrick or any other DQ character
For Otaku, Reimu

>likely
Banjo then

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If at least one of these makes it in I'll be happy
or failing that they'd better give Jiggs a big fucking buff before they stop updating the god damn game

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You do know that you're basically admitting to smelling like shit right? Lol

I'm talking about the actual ballot, moron

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YOU DONT NEED TO HAVE A CONSTANT SMASH THREAD UP WTF

Once again, it's not just about shilling Minecraft.

It's about including a character that will bring more people to buy switches + smash + Minecraft on Switch.

Do not ignore the numbers. There are literally millions of Minecraft fans who I can guarantee you do not play Smash or even own a Nintendo console.

>With Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, we asked 'How could we reach not only fans of the Super Smash Bros. series, but also those who had never played it before?'

E3

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Shit. Chief deserves it over Steve and Banjo imo

>Yah man Mr Game and Watch and ROB are so fucking fluid.
Their whole point is they're not fluid because they represent much older hardware that actually moved like that. Minecraft, a relatively modern 3D game that moves like that because it never developed a proper artstyle due to Notch's deciding the game was good enough in its alpha state, is a totally different animal. The animation work put into making Simon and Richter move as they do in Castlevania and Rondo of Blood should clue you in on why Steve, if added, would move as he does in Minecraft, and why that would be completely hideous next to all the other characters.
>Making an ugly but iconic design like Steve into something good
There is little to no room for improvement owing to Minecraft's artstyle, its style of animation, and Sakurai's insistence on the "guest performance" idea for making guest characters from other franchises look and behave as though they've stepped out of their source game. Steve would move and behave as closely to opening Minecraft.exe as Nintendo was capable of rendering him, and that would be fucking hideous next to other characters.

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>spiral eyes
holy fucking BASED
post more please

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STOP MAKING SMASH THREADS ASSHOLE

reminder to 30 year old banjo discord trannies

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He shouldn't get in because he only has 3 games? alright well then we should remove all characters currently in with 3 games or less i suppose. makes sense right?

BOOK
CHARACTER

???????????????

>goes from mega-largr sales numbers to "alive" bring the criteria
I smell a hint of bias.

I wasn't even specifially talking about Banjo btw, I'm musing on Nintendo clearly having more to their criteria if a game selling little more than Fire Emblem is their way of reaching out.

see

You're a retard if you think Sak chooses third party characters for shilling.

I suppose Nintendo really wanted to shill MGS4 (PS3 exclusive) with Snake, right?
And SFV (PS4 exclusive) with Ryu?
And Final Fantasy 7 Remake (PS4/Xbox exclusive) with Cloud?
And ____ with Megaman?

You're retarded.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make rosterfags a bannable offense then.
Initiate more threads until the mods feel the same way you do.

HE HAS TO BE IN BECUASE HE HAD GAYME ON N64
>rare dominated n64
source your asshole

>TFW even if Banjo and Steve don't get in we'll just have the same threads 5-6 years later until one gets in

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Megaman 11 ya derp

Because of Sakurai.

Game and Watch and ROB aren't arstyles you fuckwad.

The only thing your post proves is you don't have an ounce of creativity in your body and probably have Aspergers.

Ahem
youtube.com/watch?v=M0a2yqYLzCA

Erdrick for Japan
Steve for the West and Japan

god they are way to old to be caring about video game characters look at them exactly how you would think these manchildren would look
hideous creatins

>11 existing in 2014.
God I wish that happened so X9 would already be out. People who get facts wrong should be banned.

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Wouldn't be suprised if we got this weeby, pediphilic trash.

FUCKING THIS.
Otaku are a consumer market that Nintendo is currently trying to go for. Just look at the waifushit they turned Fire Emblem into, as well has putting Strip Mahjong on the e-shop. They turned the Switch into the go-to console for otaku shit. What better way to get the otaku market than to get a character from one of the oldest, most long running and consistently popular doujin franchises?

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There are also a million devil may cry fans that dont play smash. Or millions of fifa players that dont. What is this supposed to mean in terms of Banjo-Kazooie? If they go for Steve now then theres always gonna be the chance to revive BK next game.

I honestly have no stake on which characters get in. I already bought the fighters pass and whether it's Banjo, Steve, or Goku I really don't give afuck. The one character I wanted (Travis Touchdown) was outright deconfirmed.

All I'm saying is Nintendo has nothing to gain from a dead series, of which the demographic who is nostalgic for it is likely already a diehard Nintenbro, seeing as how they grew up with an N64. Outside of bandwagoning zoomers, including Banjo really isn't going to attract many new players.

user please that hurts to think about

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Yea let's get another copy+pasted DLC we'll have to pay money for.

lmfao. Smash fags, you people are fucked.

We like minecraft and wouldnt mind steve. Its your ugly ass face we have a problem with. Go back in the kiln and try again, faggot.

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>you don't have an ounce of creativity
>resorts to calling Chad a sperg because he literally has no argument.

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you didn't imply a date faggot

>Phil Spencer said once

Wrong. He's said this three times, and once this year.

/smash/ board when

Isn't Joker already the otaku choice?

Yeah, after being pestered by 20-30 year old autismos literally everyday begging for Banjo.

But go ahead, show me all three tweets. I was only aware of two.

Do not lewd Adeleine you stupid drawfag.

>Game and Watch and ROB aren't arstyles you fuckwad.
No, they aren't. They're characters representing real-world hardware that moved in an identical manner to how they're displayed in the game, ignoring game contrivances such as ROB having rocket-boosters and laser eyes or Mr. G&W literally stepping out of a preset LCD animation for his intro. This isn't anything close to a refutation, go meme elsewhere.
Thank you for supporting my argument.

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Touhou pulls far bigger numbers. Persona is certainly outside the scope of doujinshi material. Currently the big names in Comiket are Fate, Touhou, Kancolle and Idolm@ster.

Wasn't announced at Reitaisai

Lets be real, who are we to deny the younger generation their happiness?
Minecraft was THE game of the last generation and only a bitter loser would really get so angry at Steve's inclusion in Smash Bros.
Smash newcomers come by demand (for the most part) and you shouldn't just reject Steve or dismiss any of his fans as shitposters for having sincere wishes.
It only makes you look bad.

We have an entire year left for this DLC cycle, buddy. She could easily be announced at Reitaisai next year.

A tracing edit of that one pic of Banjoke snapping Yooka's neck?
Boy that sure is creative....

>next year
final DLC comes out before February

Hey Reimu fans...
Steve would like to make an alliance with you hehehe...

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>core happy
>game sold 13 million
>but all that matters is some neckbeards?
????????????????? how would that make their core happy? idiot

Or Autumn Reitaisai

read the chain

>Stevefags
Lol nobody normal wants some meme builder in smash. Nintendo will most likely put Rash as Microsoft rep smash DLC.

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>mfw i unironically want reimu, banjo, not ugly steve, chief, erdrick, slime, sora, doomguy, chrono, travis, phoenix, ado, frisk, big smoke and jill valentine (no leon or chris, i hate RE so having Jill means more porn for me, thanks)
Yes. Really.
How fucked am I? I'm thinking at least one of those is getting in smash right? Fingers crossed for e3!

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>Lol nobody normal wants some meme builder in smash.
>nobody normal

kys normie

Sometimes I wonder how many rosterfags actively play Smash

>Never before been in Smash
>A character you wouldn't expect
>On the Nintendo Switch
>Indie rep

I'm thinking he's in.

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Yeah nah, Reimu fills a completely different niche from Steve. They can both be in. You should focus all your firepower on Banjotards

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0

of those you listed, here's who actually have a chance:
>steve
>erdrick
>slime
>doomguy
>leon (sorry it aint gonna be chris or jill)

Travis and Chief have been outright deconfirmed by their creators.

The rest are simply memes with no real probability.

>Geralt
BOOK CHARACTER

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>Travis and Chief have been outright deconfirmed by their creators.
pretend they are kidding like Kayima was with Bayo for now.

>Normies are normal.
Normies are NPC not normal people

Im a rosterfag and i dont play smash. I just like to mess with refusteves, erdrincels and banjokes. Its hilarious. They get angry at everything.

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you're alright Reimu fags, i'm just playing.

based and YIIKpilled

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Few to none, the past couple of years it's been the cool thing to be a complete faggot on Yea Forums for kicks

While I don't like how people always jump to "b-but Kamiya did that and Bayo got in!", Touchdown is still my most wanted and he's a bit of a troll like Kamiya so I've still got a tinge of hope, but I'm not expecting it to amount to anything.

>Says Meme characters have no chance
>Also says Steve(the most meme character) has chance

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WHY no one cares about doomwhy
MUH GUNS
MUH RIP AND TEAR
MUH EDGY THING IN E GAYME
HIURR DURRRRRR
shut up fag

>crash
Based

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>Doesn't realize that Steve makes perfect sense for Smash, Nintendo and Microsoft

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>Doesn't realize that Steve makes negative sense in including a glorified default skin in a building simulator as a fighter

Ive played Smash since the first one 20 years ago and I have 400 hours of playtime on Ultimate already. I want my most wanted in because I want to be able to play as my favorite character from a Nintendo console because I sink a ton of time into this Nintendo crossover and it's one of my favorite game series along with my most wanteds series.

Why else would I care? Your casual requests that only cropped up in the last less than 12 months can get fucked

BWANJOO

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>Steve
>Perfect sense
Steve never had anything with Nintendo.
Rash or banjo have more sense because these were part of Nintendo gaming in past(battletoads were New classic and Banjo and kazooie were classics from N64)

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Isaac is fucking shit

>steve gets in
>banjofags still hold hope for their character regardless because theyve been doing it for 20 years now
>not only that but muh western argument will be absolutely slaughtered because not only did a western character get in but one that was an indie character before
>microsoft getting a rep means more potential microsoft reps in the future like chief, rash, fulgore and... yeah banjo
Nice plan you got there refugees.

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Minecraft has been out on Nintendo systems for years and do you seriously think old businessmen give a rats ass about history?

>Doom pioneered the FPS genre alongside Wolfenstein
>ported to several Nintendo systems (SNES port was the most technically-impressive among all the systems of the time), has an N64 exclusive, most recent games ported to Switch and being developed as a Switch multiplat
>Id Software still maintains relative independence from Bethesda despite being owned by them, and for the better given Fallout 4 and 76
>Doomguy is always the first one shouted down in ebin Banjo/Steve threads
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

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Then your post must be Isaac

Soul

Soulless

It's clear we won't get what the fans want. We'll continue to get what that tastles shack Sakurai wants and his fucking son wants.

THis game is trash because of that fucking hack and how he has complete control. I hope the next Smash game has a director that isn't a complete incompetent piece of shit.

doesn't matter. We get to laugh at banjotards for years

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>emoji pic
yah Im not reading anything you post
retarded emjoi poster

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You remember when Yea Forums was absolutely adamant about Ridley never getting in and he got in that one time?
>B-BUT MY SALES.. H-HE WAS ACTUALLY LIKELY THIS WHOLE TIME I SWEAR
Yeah.

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This. It's sad to see people think Banjo will get in. I'm a huge Banjo fag and Sakurai's shit taste and bias is what's keeping the good characters from being in this game.

I hope he's not the director for the next game. He's a fucking waste.

Doesnt matter what an ugly meme thinks.

Ridley was in a much better position then banjo

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Here we go again. Put me in the screencap.

Yep. Sakurai is as creative as carlos mencia.

THat fuck needs to go.

Banjofags will be treated like Ashleyfags

>first party
>main enemy of metroid
>in like every metroid game
>new metroid game coming out
>metroid had only samus and zero suit
idiot

lol you say that but have no proof fuckhead.

>memes about how he'll never get in are a direct cause of why he got in and still came dangerously close to not coming because of the subject of the memes
whoa

And yet ashley and genofags still exist.

lol yea because Joker was in such high demand. He wasn't added in because of just Skaurai's poor taste, no. It's because he was "popular"

I'd say it's mostly because of the spirit apocalypse and Joker. Like he's not a bad character or anything, but he really brings down the standards of what a third party needs to be in order to be in Smash. Persona 5's good and all but when it's stacked next to stuff like Pac-Man, Final Fantasy 7, and Street Fighter 2, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Because of this, and the fact that pretty much every Nintendo character that isn't from Fire Emblem has been disconfirmed thanks to spirits, people have to cling to any random third party character as "the one they want in", because if Joker got in anybody can, as long as they're not Nintendo.

In small numbers

>well ackhually if you look at this chart here-
Hey remember how your gay rules that you fags made up got absolutely blown the fuck out anyway?

we're only gonna get more anime shit with low effort models anons you know its true

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youtube.com/watch?v=fmHDfsJHqXQ

>Hey remember how your gay rules that you fags made up
recite them to me, i don't recall making up any rules

user, Sakurai's one of the few reasons Smash is even as fun and full of life as it is. Without him you'd almost certainly get some soulless suit who'd plasticize it down to basics as hard as they did Mario.

I want characters like Banjo, Crash and Leon S. Kennedy myself, but I'm certainly not going to trash an already-fun game just because they don't get in over the far-more-likely advertising schemes like Steve, Pokemon #[x] or JRPG-swordsman #[y], hell if anything there's usually a silver lining to them and it's worth trying to enjoy them. Plus even if Steve does get in, then becomes infinitely more likely anyways.

And yet they still run around like vermin. Next time you hire an exterminator and there are still roaches around then you tell him to fuck off and dont pay for shit. You should've ryonad harder but you didnt.

Nintendo chose the DLC

Then consult the archive then, newfag.

????????? what aere you even on about sperglord

>Steve never had anything with Nintendo.
lol half this cast has nothing or very little to do with Nintendo. This doesn't stop Sakurai and his piss poor taste. Joker has nothing to do with Nintendo yet he's in because Sakurai wanted it.

exactly. And Ridley is Japanese owned.

Smashfags should be banished to /vg/ and ban smashfaggotry.

>half the characters in smash have nothing to do with nintendo
>theres like 80 characters
>only like 7 third parties countling clones
retard

No they fucking didn't you fucking moron.

twitter.com/sora_sakurai/status/1059958604818657282?lang=en

>Sakurai's one of the few reasons Smash is even as fun and full of life as it is

No he isn't. And the only reason you say this is because NO ONE ELSE has had the chance to helm to game's direction. So of fucking course you're going to say no one else cna do it when NO ONE ELSE has done it.

Fuck off with dumb shit.

that's fine, ANYONE can make a video game

At this point I'm ok with getting another FE character since it's the one thing that'll piss off rosterfags the most.

>no it it isnt because {a bunch of shitty opinions and made up bullshit}

If you hate rosterfags so much then why are you here? Just to suffer? Im pretty sure there are better threads youd rather be in user.

There's a character I want for DLC. But he's not rosterfag approved so I stay quiet.

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I CAN SENSE YOUR TEARS THROUGHT THE SCRENEN

OMG i like read this just in time, my son timberlands almost died, prays for this man

if is not Paper Mario, BDee or Wonder Red, I don't care

imagine spending money on shit plant and joker lmao at your life

pulling for more cool updates like the stage builder, perhaps a break the targets builder

I don't even own a Switch.

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You should tell us user. As far as im concerned the thread is only against banjo and kazooie for some reason.
Do you want don chan?

>As far as im concerned the thread is only against banjo and kazooie for some reason.
>for some reason

Not who you were talking to but I just want Banjo fags to understand the reality of his chances.

If more Banjo fags were honest/more informed about it I won't go out of my way to expose them as the dummies they are.

not him but i do, it would make a decent assist, like SK bongos

based

Considering how he has the best ability you can ever get, he is.

thoughts on pic related? would he be fun? literal who? shit tier? i already know he's deconfirmed but it's still fun to talk about

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We know banjo is dead and hes not happening. That doesnt mean the fans cant stop hoping for it. We've went over this already.
>wont go out of my way
Look at this high and mighty faggot.

What can kiryu do thats different from anyone else in the roster? Im pretty sure thats Kiryu.

>before Piranha Plant
>Bandana Dee is in
>he's a special character, he's not a mook!
>no other mooks will be in either way, apple juice confirms this, the game states he deserves his prize! *Bandana Dab*
>after Piranha Plant
>y-yeah this means hatgoomba is no longer an insult haha
>a mook is in, so that means Bandana definitely in because we're saying he is a mook?
>we don't care that an actual mook that doesn't need a headgear to be special that has a better moveset and attacks that acts exactly like spear got in before our ""special character""
>STOP SAYING HATGOOMBA, IT DOESN'T WORK ON US!
Whatever you say hat goomba fag.

I just want the other DLC to be characters that I don't feel embarrassed about playing online. I'm a JRPG fan but Joker is really fucking lame, the fanbase outside of Yea Forums ruined it for me. I don't know why SJWs latched onto Persona, but they did.

>Do you want don chan?
very much yes

>We know banjo is dead and hes not happening.
YOU know Banjo is dead and he's not happening.

90% of Banjo bois are still "hopeful" and many of them think he has a fair chance. Hell, many of them think he has a "great" chance! All the while they think Steve has dismal chances, likely due to their cognitive dissonance.

And yes, I go out of my way to redpill Banjo boys because they're in desperate need of one. Yes, I am a minor sociopath. Yes, I get pleasure out of watching Banjo boys squirm. But at the end of the day I just want Banjo boys to wise the fuck up, all the meanwhile learning to embrace the worst. I used to be anti-Steve. He used to be my least wanted until I reassessed my reasons for disliking him. I realized I didn't have any beyond "cringy kids like him" and realized I was being petty as fuck. Now he's up there with my most wanted. Funny how that works. Cheers!

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Where can I buy the "I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA" shirt

he has multiple fighting styles he can switch through, brawler, rush and beast and dragon possibly each with a varied moveset, as brawler is more about straight hits, rush is fast jabs and dodging, while beast is a slow grappler and throwing style. He has heat moves out the whazoo they could pull from, and if you want another gauge character like sakurai loves, you could add the heat mechanic itself. He has a lot you could pull from in his games

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If Reimu gets in Smash I will confess to my high school crush.
If revealed before Autumn, I'll take in /r9k/'s input

I don't know but it's honestly a good idea for a shirt if you've got the balls.

"hehe have you really never seen a vagina user? want me to show you??"

based!

Based

nobody cares about what you think, also nice text walls.

Yeah thats fine and all but what happens IF someone like Banjo DOES get in?

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What is a "heat move"? Does he catch fire on?

I go off of MaxDood to gauge what normies would think of a character.
Kiryu in Smash would be a wacky fighter that channels the spirit of Smash 64 desu.

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I can definitely tell some people care due to how they bend over backwards to try and defeat my argument, only to end up admitting that yes, Banjo has shit chances of being in and say "fuck you I still want Banjo! WAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Not him, but Don-chan would be sick
>Rhythm game representation
>More Namco representation
>Namco representation that is actually unique and creative rather than just being some sword / punch guide
>Relevant to both Namco (appears in other series all the time) and Nintendo (games on DS / Wii / Wii U, Switch game got localized for the first time in forever)
>Taiko tracks in Smash
>Smash Ridley's fucking skull in as a literal sentient taiko drum
If we get another Namco character I sure hope he's one of the top contenders

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he hangs himself

idk man
now that you got me thinking...
what would happen if goku got in, or darth vader?

man that would be pretty cool bro!

In all reality though Banjo bois would get smug as fuck and try and pin it against Steveposters even though Steveposters don't even care about Smash or Steve to begin with.

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Here, just watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_srixbH1U

And that's just all from one game.

damn i was gonna send the yakuza 0 heat actions
youtube.com/watch?v=AvVsyD6lTJQ

Earthworm Jim? You could've just as easily mentioned BUBSY.

BUBSY, EARTHWORM JIM and BATTLETOADS are getting revivals while Banjo-Kazooie is still fucking dead. Not even Greg gives a shit anymore. He got pissy no one liked nuts n bolts so now every other fan has to suffer. This is your precious Greg Mayo everybody.

Anyway, id still like to see the duo return even if its just for one more game. Smash would be enough for me.

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Yea Forums isnt one person you know. We can like whatever the hell we want. And whether we want banjo or not is none of your business, faggot.

I want to punch Phineas' head back into a normal shape.

> Marx 25th

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she's in

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>Basedtrio at the top

The way it should be

Thanks user, I really do appreciate this instant ramen guide. I recently encountered a new type of make at home ramen where it's frozen with chicken and veggies and stuff and you add water and cook it in the microwave, it's pretty good but it could use some of these tips like the pepper.

Nnnghh i want young Ellie though. Old Ellie fucking stinks and reeks of sjw.

Do you seriously expect the game to be good? Not me, especially since no one is going to buy the new console it's coming out on. Hope I'm wrong and it ends up on pc at least.

No dykes allowed.

What website was this made for?

I didn't see his spirit, does he still have a chance?

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No one was higher than K. Rool, and if we were full fan service, Waluigi, Paper Mario, Toad or Geno would have been added instead of Piranha Plant.

>TLoU
>being allowed to have fun

Wow like 2 years. Seriously but Minecraft was on PC in 2011, Xbox on 2012 and playstation on 2013.
At 2017 Minecraft finally was on Nintendo consoles just to grab some bonus coin from Nintendo console owners but Minecraft will be remembered as part of PC gaming history, not Nintendo gaming history. Nobody will associate Minecraft with Nintendo, all people will associate Minecraft with PC or Sony/Microsoft consoles.

Now let's talk about banjo and rash.
Battletoads were a NES classic, literally if you say battletoads, everybody will associate with NES.

Banjo kazooie was a one of classics of N64 gaming, people will associate that bear and bird with Nintendo 64.

Yeah, they are pretty based.

Minecraft was released on Wii U...

BASED reddit i believe

>I used to be anti-Steve. He used to be my least wanted until I reassessed my reasons for disliking him. I realized I didn't have any beyond "cringy kids like him" and realized I was being petty as fuck. Now he's up there with my most wanted. Funny how that works. Cheers!
That just means you're a beta cuck

So it would make sense then for the dlc to be chatacters that are very popular, but not necessarily popular with Smash fans. That'd certainly explain Joker, and it would make Erdrick and Steve make a lot of sense too.

This banjo is just a cereal mascot. Just mabey that would be cool if we DIDNT have a single cereal mascot be we litetally just got a new one that being incenroar. Might as well add crash and trix rabbit.

Aside from Steve and Erdrick, who do you think Nintendo would choose?
Do you think NoA had any input?

Do you think he would have said it anytime naturally and not being spammed on Twitter by autistic banjo zoomers?

rosterfag incoming, but a man can dream

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Joker is the otaku choice and otakus have a enough choices anyways.

>TFW the plot twist is that Microsoft wants Banjo but Nintendo wants Steve

YOUR FAGGOT BEAR WILL NEVER BE IN SMASH HAHAHAHAHA

shit dude u got a whole 1 int

I don’t give a shit if Banjo gets into smash, though it’d be cool, I just want a new Banjo game. There was no fucking reason for Microsoft to just buy up Rare and then sit on their franchises this long. I get that BKNB flopped, though I still liked it, but there’s no reason they couldn’t have shit something onto xbox arcade later on, people didn’t pass it over because of banjo. This is also Nintedick’s fault for not buying up Rare in the first place, DKC, Banjo, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye, these were all huge games, their N64 lineup was the bulk of the system’s “must buy” games, why did nintendo value them do little?

Quote as a guest fighter never works out. Character wasn't designed for CQC.

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Banjo isnt cool at all.
Hes hella lame not even in a funny way either.
A soulless splash moutain extra
games come and go they can't capitalise on every little big game

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GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!!
“No!”

Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”

Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Banjo (yes, THE Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Banjo & Kazooie walks into the spotlight!

>b-but Microsoft has a good relationship with Nintendo rn! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”

Sorry Stevefags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly!, Just because Nintendo & Microsoft are making Minecraft stuff on Nintendo's consoles & handheld's doesn't mean Steve is in, & Why would Nintendo choose a terribly animated character over a character that has been requested ever since Melee & Phil Spencer acknowledged Banjo & Kazooie being in Smash instead of Steve? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right it's Banjo & Kazooie back then. Don't forget that the Minecraft dev team De-confirmed that blockhead, also, the Smash Ultimate Joker showcase that came out on April, it was a green witch, hinting Banjobros & Kazooiebros are coming in Ultimate. The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Steve are going to be subverted just like Erdrickfags, Dongorongfagget, BillyBo10k, & Virginbitch with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter & bitter!

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>Steve gets in
Thousands of the littles you the faces beam with jou excited to played their favorite video game charectar alongside others in smash
>banjo gets in
Noone besides the minority who read about people praising the game know who he is.

cope snoy

I can't wait for the next dlc character to not be any of the shitters shilled in these threads

I hope the next Smash will come out in almost a decade
By that point, rosterfagging will calm down hopefully and we can all start fresh
Especially considering with that time frame Nintendo would likely have new IPs and characters for first party selection thus narrowing third parties and cockblocking the shitty first and second party choices we have now
Just wither away the Shantaefags, Banjofags, Hat Goombafags, etc and have them be dead like Isaacfags, Genofags, etc

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>Banjo?

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I just want Doomguy and Reimu

I ignored and never bothered learning about this dumb cereal mascot bear until banjofags clamored for him to be in smash because he had 1 good game in the 90s

Did you mean Interplay?

Stevefags
>Points out he's popular to the point of Minecraft being the second highest selling game
>Points out he's relevant
>Reminds people Nintendo chose the DLC and they want Smash to be more appealing to different crowds
Banjofags
>the Smash Ultimate Joker showcase that came out on April, it was a green witch, hinting Banjobros & Kazooiebros are coming in Ultimate
You reach so fucking hard you make the Skull Kid fanbase look tame
Also, Aubrey didn't break NDA

Jim's new game is exclusive to the new Intellivision

Why are smashfags the greasiest looking motherfuckers?

I see. I did not know that.

Thank you.

Tooie and GR were good games

>Genofags are dead

nah dude, we're not dead, just hiding and waiting for the right moment.

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As long as Shantae and Kirby keep getting games they're not going to die
You also say that like Isaacfags and Genofags are dead at all

ding ding ding ding!

Genofags are masquerading as banjofags

Except erdrick is even more of a literal who in the west outside of the rosterfagging

Nah, Genofags are stewing somberly and silently after getting stealth-spirit deconfirmed.

Banjofags are the new Genofags. Somehow they've stooped lower than Genofags despite being a character with more clout.

Which would make sense why they would want to promote him so he's not a literal who in the west anymore. It's the perfect chance to introduce the west to a new series like they did with Fire Emblem.

THIS THREAD IS NOW AT BUMP LIMIT
MISSON COMPLETE

Stevefag zoomers are a sad bunch.

Shut up, genofag

>Bump limit
based

How do I know you're not a Genofag, Genofag?

I actually don't ask for much but Mii costumes of the Ever Oasis characters would be pretty damn nice, bonus points if they get the same voiceclips from that game too.

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WAIT FOR ME! thread is reaching the end

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Post the Bs

None of these matter, they’re literal duds. Nobody will deny their game is dead but the popularity remains, Rareware is dead as well and Phil wants them in, THAT matters

that blue bitch is thicc but where's her pussy?