I WANT TO DATE ASUKA

I love her...

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why does she keep jobbing?

Fun fact:
Asuka is actually in Smash Bros.
She's just disguised as your favorite character.

I want to date her friend Homura!
Shit writers

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Have sex

I love Reisen!

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I can't...

Where did this meme come from? Everyone says have sex all of a sudden. Is it another way to call people incels? It's bizarre.

What's her appeal?

It replaced incel after that lost its punch, which replaced soiboi after that lost its punch, which replaced cuck after that lost its punch, which replaced faggot after that lost its punch.

Because she's a sidekick (Like Vegeta) and not the main character.

the roastie invasion is real

I prefer Murasaki

That's pretty fucked up to say
Sadly you're not really wrong these days

Of the people who like her
3/4 do so because she's a cute genki retard, which right up the alley of some waifufags
1/4 are yurifags who like to ship her with Homura

>feigning confusion
Please have sex before you shoot up a playground or something.

too many newfags from normie sites over the last few years have turned this site (or at least this board) into a pseudo-normie space, and like in all normie environments, your entire worth is based solely on your ability to get laid

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Have sex, incel.

Can we not have anymore SK threads at least until we get more 7even news? I'm just asking for a bit of restraint. All these threads just devolve into image dumping or "X IS MY WIFE".

She's cute!

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as opposed to other threads on Yea Forums?

You realise these games are for literal retards right? They're not meant to provoke any discussion outside of pathetic waifu shit.

My issue's that SK threads always end the same way. Not once have I seen lore discussion or anything else. It's always been waifuposting.

It could be worse than waifufags
it could be yurifags

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maybe because the yore is shit?

wait, when did they add neptunia?

Hot for teacher~

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best character
best waifu

Neptune is a dlc character for Beach Peach Splash

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It's better than fawning over characters whose only traits are now shit like "muh bean sprouts" or "babu".

Writers want to push Yumi as the MC as per the Japanese fans' wishes.

Asuka's feet

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>playing senran for anything other than waifus
holy shit nigga, what are you doing

nips ruin another franchise

I love my wife Homura!

I really HATE Hibari.

I imagine OP is the type of person who will keep doing these threads even when SK finally dies.

Rei is better.

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I want asuka to asucc me!

Post her butt

POST HER BUTT

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kill yourself smash babby

I love Yozakura and want to marry her and start a family together.

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THAT'S NOT ASUKA

Why do I love cute anime girls with big tits so much?

Because you're a heterosexual male.

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But then why are most heterosexual males against anime girls with huge tits?

They've got some kind of brain damage.

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You've been slipping lately, Asukafag.

because they have been corrupted by roasties, their minds forever bound to inferior products

Based 14-year-old butt poster

Are you sure they're heterosexual/.

post feet

Sorry, I've been focusing on making Hamtaro threads lately.

I wasn't even the one who made this thread, either.

Have you fixed your cat yet, Yea Forums?

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It;s not April Fools anymore
Remove those tits

Every day is Moorai day when you have Deep Crimson.

what's her real name?

(you)

What?

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idc about her but i'm hunger rn so i want to eat those sushi rolls hnnnnnnnng

madman

her true name is (you)

None of the girls have ever said what their real names are.

Although Asuka is probably "Hanzo" something, since Hanzo Hasashi is her ancestor.

Asuka's disguised as Wario? So she's farting all the time in that game?

no she's MY wife!