You can only wear 1-2 rings max at once

wearing more than one ring on each hand causes magical infetterance

Some rings are huge. Have you ever worn a lot of rings and tried to close your hand? It can be tricky-dicky. Believe-you-me.

Get trucking Limmy

enjoy blowing your hands off cuck

only if you are a noob wizard

also have toes, ears, navel and nose for rings

we could be so fucking powerful but that would be fun

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Why? Because the rings are close together? Why can I carry thousands of them in my bags then? Why not put them all on a necklace then? Or make armor out of them?

Ring mail, motherfucker.

Gee, thanks Trent.

You could just weave rings into your skin, chainmail style. There is no reason I shouldn’t be able to equip hundreds of rings.

This does bring up a good point. Why can't games give us magical piercings accessories?

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Or you know, just make a chainmail out of rings
>vendor 60 unique rings
>get most powerful body armor in the game

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thumbnail made me think this was sperm

Too many magic rings next to each other causes them to overload and explode your hands.

>Limmy has gone full boomer and embraced the truck simulator pill

The power of a ring only finds a master if a piece of their own body is inside the hole of the ring.

>game lets males wear 11 rings but females only 10

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>you can only wear 1-2 rings max at once
Rings have magical effects that don't work as intended when there are a bunch of rings in close proximity, which is why you can only carry 1 on each hand.

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>3 accessory slots
>can wear 3 accessory shoes

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"You know how magic rings explode if you wear more than one on each hand? Free tip, you can wear them on your toes too, and they'll work. Ring on each hand, ring on each foot... four magic rings instead of two. A lot of undead don't know that trick."

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Wearing more than 2 rings makes you look like a douche, so nobody does it.

Hate that shit

Think you're the Mandarin or something? Get outta here.

This

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What happens if you clap your hands? Is the distance between the rings enough when you're wielding a zweihander?

ye but steel is heavier than feathers

boot they ah bouth wan kilagraams..

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Why not wear brass knuckles, with a ring embedded on each knuckle?

why not wear gloves that already has rings sewn on it?

that's worse than touching
you'd probably be limited on the amount of enhancemens it has since its 1 item

Calm down there, Thanus.

>wear cock ring
>dick explodes

How come all the rings you come by fit your hand? Or are they all different sizes but you're able to fit it on your pinky if it's too small or your thumb if it's too big? Do Jewelers have some kind of "standard" ring size so they only make one meaning it makes sense you're only able to fit one ring for each hand if only one finger fits? What about dwarves and orcs with their sausage fingers, how are they able to use a ring an elf dropped? Did that elf have elphantitis on that ring finger?

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why not apply all your magic gemstones into every piece of your clothing?

I wish you could name 1 game

Aren't there some games that let you do all ten?

good enough explanation for me

>uh oh, can't take em off, must be cursed
>still pretty cool though

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Magic rings only work on your ring finger. It's magic, that's just how the spells work.

How does a ring make me hit people better with a sword? It magically fitting me seems tame in comparison.

>female gets +1 inventory space instead

Your mortal fingies can only handle so much power before they burst like unmilked udders.

I'm sure you could wear more rings but you won't get the magical attributes from more than one her hand.

git on my level scrubs

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BotW does this

what about armor literally made of rings?

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This was already universally established many times in the past. The magic properties are too STRONG to be near each other.

Go to goatse and count how many rings the guy is wearing. This should clear up your questions.

Ring has magnets or some shit in it for better sword grip
Ring has copper in it to cast lightning magic better
Ring has flint on it for fire magic
Ring has insults engraved on it to cast rage/berserk

Not practical but it's fun to think about if the rings themselves aren't magical.

im still mad they did him dirty in IM3

>can't put troll in bag

The other fingers all have other purposes
>thumbs for giving thumbs-up
>index for pointing to things
>middle to flip the bird
>pinky to lift for fanciness

>"""""male"""""" wizard
>nose-rings, belly-button rings and toe rings
>pierced nipples rings
>Prince Albert ring

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>kill 100ft giant boss
>get his armor drop
>can perfectly fit into it

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>Ring has copper in it to cast lightning magic better
I understand that copper is a highly conductive material, but how does that help when it's on your finger while your target is at a distance?

Anything aside from lobe is fucking disgusting, maybe barring some modest upper lobe piercings.

>he's actually a spellblade with a /fit/ bod
>doesn't even wear armor because he uses a spell for it

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Biothaumatic ley lines. You've only got so many

>not weaponizing your semen with a prince albert magic ring

Think of it like chi in your body, running up your arms.
Put more than one source through them and it'll fuck you up
Or you know, it's magic, why should I explain this shit.

>Magical rune tatoos from head to toe

fpbp

Todd is a fucking hack.

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based

You have to roll as a pimp mage to equip more than 2 rings. A level 6 pimp can equip up to 12 rings at once

This made me laugh for reasons unbeknownst to me. Thanks, user, you brightened up my day.

Does he ever play another other than American Truck Simulator?

>Game has a large number of accessory slots
Is there any greater feeling?

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>play oblivion
>rings go on your index finger

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wearing many rings makes it uncomfortable to wield any kind of weapon

>wear 10 rings
>the rings become the weapons

Competitive fencer here. I can tell you that you're wrong. It's not as "comfortable" as not wearing anything, but wearing a ring appropriately on each finger will make extremely little impact on your grip on the blade unless you're holding the sword like a retard.

it just works

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I was thinking like how in Avatar they had to channel the lightning with their fingers making sure it didn't come across their heart. So maybe the copper could help your fingers guide the lightning easier.

>game encourages leveling as a female but the high level meta is balanced towards males

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Don't yeh onderstand? Ye can fet wan or tu maybeh even three rengs onna fingar.
>Bat there's onleh tuuu reng fengers....

>game encourages leveling as either gender
>ultimate mage armor is all female-only

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Your pathetic human body can only handle 2 rings worth of magic voodoo juice.
Any more and you're basically fucked.

This is true, however still holes in the theory of "how magic jewelry would work" as you also have lots of games and fiction have magic amulets, is the amulet the only thing thats magic? or is the chain also magical? THen comes gems into play, its no doubt many games have you slot gems into jewelry and clothing, but with that theres an innumerable amount of gems you can embed into a piece of clothing/jewelry.

Magic is weird and arbitrary.

OP's hands right now.

Because putting effort into rings not fitting is bordering on autism. It would just reduce the player's options.

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>super slutty female armor
>same armor pieces for males is dry, drab, boring generic piece set
FUcking fuck fuck

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You'll wear that carrion set and you'll like it, you slut.

>Reinhard

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>Ah yes, the realm's hero, slayer of the darkness!
>Constantly decked out in the finest of jewelry, head to toe!

>Statues in town are built appropriately, where the heroes jewelry is actually made of gold and the rest stone

>ultimate armor is female only
>devs respond to criticism by allowing anyone to wear it without changing the design

Only the Mandarin can

To be fair most games have a severe lack of covering female heavy armor as well as revealing male light armor.

Why is Limmy's Show so underappreciated?

Torment had an earring slot, which I always liked.

hi spencer

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Rings are untenable, THEY HAVE TO GO!

>Any of those places besides ears
>Viable
You'd lose all magically power once the source realizes you're a fucking degenerate piece of trash.

imagine a magical taint piercing

Name one game.
Men getting to wear the exact same slut glamours and women getting to wear the exact same full plate is my fucking fantasy.

>magic losing power in the face of degeneracy
look at this fucking cleric and laugh.

>body armor goes in the same slot as a horse penis

balance
imagine balancing the game and characters with 10+ ring slots in mind

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>it transports the shit passing through to the copros realm
>you can now take a shit anywhere anytime