About to boot this up for the first time. What am I in for?
Witcher 3
Camden Campbell
Gavin Morales
complete fucking trash
Daniel Flores
An epic adventuah
Joseph Williams
Watered down and casualized Witcher 2 with empty open world
Thomas Anderson
Witcher 2 was hot garbage
Ethan Gomez
A solid, return-to-form with modern mechanics WRPG
Cameron Taylor
howling wind
Ryder King
A game that is much longer than it needs to be where it's a crapshoot on whether or not any sidequests you pick up are actually compelling or not to the point where you just start ignoring them. Be prepared for half of the game to feel like a massive chore, but the other half is relatively enjoyable.
John James
Game that triggered fromsoft niggers beacuse it stole the GOTY
Hunter Adams
A good game
Logan Barnes
fpbp
also handholding: the game
Ryder Long
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
Wyatt Bailey
>ALALALALALALALALA
Every fucking time
Owen Moore
Inferior polack GTA
Levi Johnson
A good game but not as good as /r/gaming says it is. And Xletalis, All they do is just praise a game for free views and likes from braindead people.
If I where you i would buy Divinity original sin 2 instead
Blake White
>another "my first time" thread.
Honesty sick of seeing the same thread over and over. They're made by refugees from r*ddit who post games that the contrarians here at Yea Forums like to bitch about for easy (You)s. Ever find it strange you never see these threads for games that don't piss people here off?
tl;dr cringe, bluepilled, r*ddit and basic
Hudson Diaz
Witcher 3 literally pisses off no one except for the 2 people who actually played Bloodborne and are mad it didn't win GOTY
Dominic Barnes
Bugs, shitty gameplay, ass creedcombat, but worse,unnecesary empty open world , decent story, and a tits
Jonathan Nguyen
Good to incredible story/character writing and cinematics that take a bit of a dip toward the end of the third act and mediocre gameplay that's worth sitting through for the narrative at the very least
Joseph Moore
The game Is though amazingly well crafted and the music and characters are all good but I honestly think the gameplay is really boring and slow. Combat sucks, Overhyped by Leddit fags and Xletalis, There are many more better games.
I would rather play Total war: warhammer 2, God of War and Star wars: Battlefront 2 EA because they are fun
Isaac Young
Beat it yesterday. These were my final choices.
Help Keira Metz cure Catriona
Choose Yen
Cerys is Queen
Kill Whoreson Junior
Kill both Radovid and Djikstra
Throw all of the money at the Runewright
Get Iris’ rose
Save Olgeird
Witcher Ciri
Syanna dies
Kill Detlaff
Levi Cruz
Doesn't make what he said false.
Parker Edwards
Yikes
Henry Reed
You're in for the most overrated game of the decade.
Bentley Ross
>*whistles for magic horse*
>horse bumps into fences, signboards, npcs and fails to come near me