Joins your guild

>joins your guild

Attached: 1556221435921.jpg (564x667, 67K)

Other urls found in this thread:

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Humon
youtube.com/watch?v=j-jeGAjpAk0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Don't buy awp we already have a dedicated awper.

Hey, I read Poe once or twice, wanna leave some of that extra lipstick on my dick?

too much tan

lipstick marks are fuckin patrician

Not even a meme, the girl in my Wotlk guild was a goth and surprise surprise the guild fell apart because of her. I can't even remember what about, I think someone upset her and an army of white knights rushed to defend her and it split the guild.

cool mime waifu

>tfw no big tiddy goth gf

>*felates blacks*
*unzips dick*

If you can get goth girls out of their attention whoring shtick, they become the most caring, traditional and loyal girls around.

My fellow man of culture.

wrong hair and the ankh necklace is wrong, everything else is pretty accurate, but those are the 2 distinguishing things of the character, except the left eye makeup which is hidden by said hair

Do they intentionally do this, or does it just naturally happen?

Every dick is black after she fellates it.

>covered in cut scars under all that makeup

>no big titty goth gf to threaten to bite your cock in the middle of a tit fuck

Attached: 1556229146301m.jpg (819x1024, 122K)

Attached: 15498824354592.jpg (1150x911, 521K)

>I think a guy did something retarded and when she got upset by it more guys started acting retarded

>tfw no female goth friend to make jealous with my art hoe gf

Nah it's down to desperate nerds really. I'm sure they don't help as they love the attention though.

t. the roastiest of beefs

god Humon is such a femcel

>posting this bait everywhere
i don't want to ironically post have sex guys

Attached: 1492391015063.jpg (500x375, 45K)

She's supposed to be cosplaying Death from The Sandman comics you fucking inbreds

>girl joins guild
>guys can't contain their autism and everything falls apart
>blame girl for the idiotic actions of social retard guys
literally every single time

Attached: 1555713591221.jpg (768x960, 82K)

>tattoo
ruined

>Daddy issues girl so mentally unstable
>tons of desperate betas
Magic

>Only MY needs have to be met, his are unimportant

>mfw the guy may have been me I can't remember

Attached: 1547230987566.gif (400x500, 1.04M)

have sex

>my facial features in the time of not playing massive multiplayer online games

Attached: ha.png (243x254, 82K)

In her everyday life? Because literally every pic of her she looks like this.

Well she was only the catalyst. The real enemy is thirsty faggots.

>tfw I'm the exact opposite of the green dude in my mentality and relationships
>tfw this lead to me losing my last partner since it was all about her and nothing about me

Remember Yea Forums, everything in moderation

Attached: feels.gif (498x266, 965K)

>Reads comics
>Calls other inbreds

Context
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Humon

>I can tell this guy is looking for a mother figure
Fuck

Now we are talking.

remove instathots

post goth girls

Attached: goth bouncer.jpg (400x450, 66K)

Yes it naturally happens around thirsty nerds.

Don't forget to add to the bottom left
>I expect to be treated like a princess while doing nothing at all, be it having a career to help pay the bills, or barring that raise the children while still keeping a good figure
Femcels and incels are both alone for a reason.

>me in the back

This one has a tattoo, guess where

Attached: 1556564348064.jpg (2757x1440, 985K)

Agree

>watched american beauty yesterday
>reminded me that i never got to experience having a goth/scene high school gf and now i never will
there's so many things i've always wanted to experience and i know i never will. just end me bros

Attached: 1528248577660.jpg (1280x1280, 250K)

>Pale skin

Attached: 1548731050471.jpg (640x372, 41K)

>hey guys, could one of you notarize this for me?

Attached: blackcockcardtemplate.jpg (1039x664, 188K)

>guild breaks up

Nasty dogfucking cracker female

I fell like they'd prefer older men, you still have a shot user.

Attached: 4BCABFD0-88B4-49D3-B0D9-8ECAB0EAEC80.jpg (1023x1049, 159K)

its paint you retard

Why would you listen to a woman's opinions or desires? You've already failed as a man, at that point. Men build societies; women destroy them Exhibit A: today. Women are incapable of listening to logic, they might as well be dogs.

Is that supposed to be a cosplay of Death of the Endless?

mallgoth =/= goth

this one is legit though

>this thread

Attached: 1529615837308.jpg (1572x800, 289K)

STOP POSTING THIS INSTATHOT

Green guy is absolutely fucking based

holy fuck now THAT'S a BIG titty goth gf

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=j-jeGAjpAk0

Attached: 1556097673931.jpg (1500x998, 387K)

t. scrawny pale tranny

it's a shitty one if that's the case

death is floofy

It's more likely that they're chinks tbqh

Fat goth girls are God's gift to man.

this thread is trash but shit I digg it

Attached: 1556729330272.jpg (720x720, 44K)

>Be friends with the majority of your guild
>Some girl joins guild
>Be as naturally equally friendly to the new person who happens to be a girl
>Girl starts to spend more time with me and hangout most of the time
>All of my guild friends primal instincts kick in and completely shit all over me and start teasing me so they can make the new girls attention
>Tell them all to fuck off
>Girl quits guild too
>Spend more time with her
>We start dating
>Couple of months in we take it IRL
>We've been close to each other ever since

Gotta love the Chinese finger-trap bullshit

Attached: 1533241838979.jpg (750x898, 208K)

have sex

i'm actually cool with any kind of goth. any early 2000s subculture is alright with me. i do like art hoes, but they pale in comparison to any of their predecessors.

Attached: 1528249154235.jpg (750x750, 126K)

Let that be a lesson for you user. Hope there will be a next time that'll end up better for you fren.

>joins your guild

Attached: 1530318601220.jpg (250x229, 8K)

moody girls usually have daddy issues, so the older you get, the better are your chances.

>when the game is so dead, the undead starts to play it

Dogs are loyal.

Brehs

>join WoW guild with group of real life friends
>that one guy insists his gf play with us
>she RPs all day and doesnt gear up
>combination of bad girl play and bad gear means she gets slaughtered in dungeons
>female goth mage captain of guild starts hitting on my buddy
>he falls in love with a warlock under him
>his gf has emotional affair with rogue captain who is warlock gurls husband
>rl guild meetup occurs
>everyone cheats on everybody
>warlock divorces rogue
>marries my buddy
>his gf fucks the rogue captain, moves to georgia with him
>he marries warlock
>mage captain spurned, tells everyone my buddy sexually harassed her
>huge contingent of guild splits off
>he has kid with warlock
>she travels home to see her parents
>cheats on my buddy with the rogue captain, who cheats on my buddies former gf
>he logs it all with keyloggers
>throws it in her face with divorce lawyer
>divorces warlock
>quits WoW

So? can't you fuck a cutie with paint?

Are goth girls still a thing, or did they die out in the late 2000s-early 2010s?

Attached: 23.jpg (960x950, 126K)

PUSY

A goth girl thread always feels good.

Attached: grinch his dong grew.png (343x432, 213K)

>tfw metalfag
>never had a metalfag gf
Feels bad. They kind of go away once you start getting into late 20s

are art hoes the onyl female subculture out there that comes close to anything from the early 2000s? i hesitate to call it a subculture since it's more about an appearance more than anything else, and only a few of them are actually artfags, but since subcultures are pretty much dead now i guess it qualifies

Attached: 1527720178212.png (415x368, 331K)

Just get your shit together, don't try too hard, and you'll still be considered an eligible bachelor well into your 30s.

mallgoths aren't a kind of goth, they're a kind of pop punk that's loosely imitating goths

goth girls and metalheads were right-wing, nowadays there's not a single valid subculture that is still right-wing

right is superior

I trust him

Just date younger, dude. The only people who will look down on you are jealous roasties hearing their biological clocks ticking and their beta orbiters.

You are talking about white women. They are the only ones doing this and the non.white females they control as slaves are not part of feminism or gets any benefits from white supremacy feminism. White ppl are the problem. And you need extinction ASAP. At least you have negative birthrate and are actively dying off.

they died out in the mid-90s

Attached: degeneration process.png (1856x1630, 890K)

>right-wing
what does that even mean?

i see them as goths + scene, which is probably due to the overlap in the music they listen to. still, they're techincally still goth. just like how there's different kinds of punk out there that are still all considered punk

BAM now it's vidya I have pressed a weak claim for the survival of this thread.
as long as walking simulators count as video games.

Attached: waffle country.jpg (500x500, 146K)

>tranny joins guild
What the fuck get out of my guild faggot
>kicks tranny from guild
Being the owner of the guild is the best.

>joins your guild
>dudes start beta orbiting
>rip guild in 4 months over a 7/10
It always happens

YYYYIAAIAAIYYYYAIAAIAIYYY
NOW WE ARE TALKING

Attached: 1540065052168.png (777x677, 635K)

>goth girls and metalheads were right-wing
except they weren't

Don't. I dated one in high school. They're more high maintenance than you think, and more prone to break your little emo heart by fucking two dudes on multiple occasions because she was fucking crazy. Always hitting her head against shit because she couldn't express herself correctly.

Aint worth it, mayne

I don't see goth girls anymore it seems like it's now considered cosplay tier now. Only girls just post pics as one on their social media

Nigga what? Goth and metal are apolitical. The right hated them when they were socially relevant, and the left hates them too because "too white", "too male", and "too problematic".

I have PTSD from that hanging deer in the house

post em!

let's see if there's any posers in this thread

Attached: lastfm_logo_facebook.1b63d4451dcc.png (1200x630, 23K)

more like left is 80s goth and middle is 90s to early 2000s goth.

It means not left-wing.

It's been a long time since this one, I hardly remember it

they are, and that's why they're total shit

I don't care what you see them as, I'm explaining you what they are.

Also mallgoths never listen to goth rock or darkwave so there's no overlap.

What the fuck are you talking about? I've been a metalfag for 15 odd years and it was never a right wing scene.

Oh jesus, he's going to insist on tanking and will be terrible at it and then have the gall to claim he's the raid leader

>legit want a goth gf
>cant be arsed to get back in the scene at 34

Attached: shits fucked brehs.jpg (550x512, 31K)

No.

left is goth, which is a kind of post-punk

middle is mallgoth, which is a kind of pop-punk

right is edgethot, which is a kind of instahoe


those are three distinct subcultures that have very tenuous links with one another, and much stronger links with other trends.

In 10 years thatll be everyone here

are we supposed to scream out HEY I RECOGNIZE THAT COSPLAY UPVOTED!!!
literally everyone knows, and no one cares.

plus shes missing the parasol.

Words words words words words

Most goths are phonies and also dykes with irredeemably shitty personalities. You didn't miss much.

Metalheads are 99% white thus inclined to be more right-wing, you're reacting like a contrarian if you think otherwise.

Metal festivals are the whitest places on earth, whites value traditional music and culture(classical/romantic european art) that sterns from heavy metal.

There's two types of goth gf
>Any chick that wears black like most of the internet considers goth
>Then the bi-polar girl that's into sad and creepy shit.