Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and commend their healer

Why can't you stupid fuckers talk about the game?

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Need more.

what do u want me to say?

You've done well in training your voice, but I can still tell.

>thinks he can trick us
Too bad for you little healslut, my best friend from high school ended up being a tranny. Taught me how to tell when someone's faking a girl voice too, even if they're really good at it.

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Say "A good healslut always gets on their knees for the tank."
pls and thx

Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and command their healer to suck their sweaty cock after a hard won battle.

I usually do thank people for healing. Positive reinforcement helps people feel appreciated and I think it's good to put out positive vibes into the community

Everytime theres a girl on my team we lose, I havent won a single game with a girl on my team, and they always take a healing role and I always outheal them.

cute

Artist?

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clyp.it/iaqojktm

>he knows 100% of the time when theres a girl on his team
nigga i purposely choose an andro/masculine name when playing league or overwatch just to avoid creepy comments. theres SO MANY girls who do the same.

Splashbrush. They do a lot of Overwatch and Paladins stuff.

lemme listen to all 161 of your recordings

no oh god most of those are of me moaning or sending messages to cute girls

faggot thats why i want to listen

POST THEM

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>Overwatch thread

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Saint

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clyp.it/00ysttbj
heres a good one
this one too
clyp.it/oyfn2fih

>into girls

you need a fat cock in your ass

kek

>my wifes son
Okay, I'll admit you made me giggle tranny.

l-l-l-lewd

ok maybe i do need a fat cock in my ass

bitch

Faggot.

Why though?

you are a man

idk i like both women and men

>When the ERP session begins

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how cute are you

i like to think im ok, hormones gave me C cup breasts

Ah shit, here we go again

where can i see them

>10:20:24
Mercy you ignorant slut

You ruined it faggot.
Get out of my face.

Fuck ERP and FUCK trannies. Scum of the earth faggots.

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I can't believe I got a hard on after reading that.
What is wrong with me?

nice roll

nothing more wrong with that than anything else ITT user

This. I love being a HealSlut who gets berated by the Alpha Tanks and DPSs, even when I do a good job.

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Post them.

>over an hour already
tranny janny busy dilating

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im not THAT much of a slut

is that ffxiv

yes

yeah but i wanna see

>my wife's son
kek, please post more.

Post it so I can tribute them. :)

you got it
clyp.it/5gmtgbi4

That's a puffy cunny if I ever saw one

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Yes

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>after reading it
You should have gotten a hard on during, you weakling

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how do i fuck you?

>tfw no size queen healslut to physically abuse

do you have a big dick?

>tfw you will never have a bimbo mommy that will be Mercy for you and unconditionally do whatever you desire

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tfw size queen heal slut

>tfw 4 in benis
>tfw no healslut to make fun of my small thumbstick.

Get to work.

yea bend over bitch

post discord

when I'm done with work, you better not be basic

Can you say "men with small dicks should become HealSluts". It's for my friend haha

This but no bimbo

>can't handle a bimbo
Dicklet

clyp.it/tcorx5ur

>tfw no healslut trap bf to cum inside of

My dick is seven inches but I never liked bimbo stuff

That's what they all say

>Liking bolt-on tits and bumblebee lips
Whatever fag.

Thank you so much! My friend (who's a small dicked loser) will love this!

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They all say they don't like bimbos?

you sound cute maddie

who this

your boyfriend

huh

I showed this to my friend, and he really enjoyed! Can you post more?

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your username is maddie on the clip website dum dum

oh, that would make sense. sorry im blonde

vapid bitch

im sorry :/

Post legs

post legs

my thighs are too thicc

Not that guy, but bolt on tits aren't really required for 'bimbofication'. It's rather about the woman being so subservient, that she puts the needs and preferences of her man way above her own. You could have a flat chested girl as a ditzy bimbo who does everything daddy wants, for example, with no mind of her own. But obviously the whole 'lips as thick as a cushion' and big fat tits, are hallmark bimbo aesthetics.

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Please stop bullying her. Thank you.

Do it + dick

please ma'am may i see some thighs

Please ma'am, please may I private message you ma'am.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is too much attention

m.youtube.com/watch?v=n0U5DrzD2Wo

please please let me dm you ma'am

honk

can't fool me tranny

You have a lovely, sexy voice and I'm sure your legs are up to the part.

i wasn't trying to fool anyone i thought it was pretty obvious. proud of you for figuring it out though, lets give you a gold star ;)

You'd probably post if we were all black you coal burning faggot

Oh no, please the gold star is for you. See, put it on your chest, and then step into these free ga... communal 'showers', my hebrew friend.

You guys never post your mercy profile anyway

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i've never had sex with a melenin enriched individual and the thought makes me nauseous.

What I find amusing is that there are Furry ERP hubs, and the furry ERP hubs will have more discussion about pussy than Yea Forums.
When Yea Forums ERPs, the discussion is ALWAYS about penises. You guys are more gay than the furries.

I'll give you a gold shower right in that tight boipussy

im blonde hair blue eyes pure bred aryan master race, im sorry but you will never be as white as me schlomo

maddie please let me suck your toes

Weird, since from their perspective they always lose when the same incel is on their team.

seven

Doesn't matter how white you are, degenerate. You all go into the oven when the day comes.

Just post them and stop trying to look cute and innocent bitch

no

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You'd know how gay Yea Forums is if you saw the sissy threads during this April fools.

Literally for BBC

NEWYORK
E
W
Y
O
R
K

You also fuck black guys like all sissys and trannys

kylie?

nope, never had black once and never plan to

france sorry
not me sorry

whats ur discord cutie

post yours im not getting spammed

Based

be my bf you fag

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did you ever cum from anal

no
yes

is this the hourly sissy white boy thread?

good girl (not sexual, just wanted to make you smile today user.)

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Maddie post your legs, we need to see

Based fag

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Skeleton Trumpeter#3424

Best thread up on Yea Forums right now.
Hot. How do you fell about small dicks?

Sre threads like these what happens when youre still a virgin into your 20s?

please ma'am please dm me
honk
honk

dilate

Source me, bro. On a phone, no tools to search myself atm.

How do I turn my little sister into my personal heal slut?

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I think I just Mercyblocked you.
Please confirm.

>the virgin healslut
>the chad healmommy

Maddie post legs you cockwhore

So you're into dogs?

I don't understand

Not that user, but I searched the artist and found it to be "sunnysundown" (probably)

god i want to mating press a healslut

We lost, Eichenwald, you played Roadie.
Might have been someone with the same username, I guess.

maddie come back i love you

How do you keep playing her?

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why
god thats hot

It's chill and it can be fun to dash around with a well positioned team.

classic maddie attentionwhoring, never change.

Hot. Being a HealSlut is so good.
Can you teach me how to be a better HealSlut?

>her
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

this shit is so retarded, why do you even bother adding text in if it disappears faster than you can read it

Its funny that i never even talked about this and you guys still get triggered. Cry more

I am the healer bitch now shut the fuck up

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I didn't play for like 2 weeks, was not me user sorry

Black Forest I mean, I'm not used to the 4v4 maps

Go become a statistic.

dm me pls i love you

No ty, life is pretty great and i get guaranteed you’s. I even trigger you just by posting with 0 effort. Idk how life can get any better

Move aside virgin dwarf. It's time to pay royalties to your chad goblin.

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Get it over with, post your Discord for us.

Buy yourself a Hemogoblin and start being useful.

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Start slow, get her playing mercy, then talk sexually about the character. If she says it's weird, just remind her you're talking about the character not her.

Word. Low Grav is the tits, I once attacked the B point on Temple of Anubis for three consecutive ults without touching the ground.

Mating press is reserved for fertile top tier bitches that are worthy of your semen, not the cumdump of the team, you cuck.

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Why would you do that to your sister?

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Oh well. Exact same username though, what are the odds.

How's that Stoneform racial going for you huh

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When you're getting spitroasted by roadhog and reinhardt you're also floating without touching the ground, I bet that feels good too you slut.

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yeah i like doing the mercy jumb thing and staying in the air, away from genjis
A lot of people tell me that but i never played with another MercyMainBtw

>Idk how life can get any better
Post more HealSlut incentive clips and you'll be happier.

You can post yours

>Not knowing map layouts for healthpacks or going lone wolf builds with shit like Mad Milk to both heal yourself and extinguish your team.
Die heal fag. I don't need you.

I AHM WELDING DIS DOAH

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Post your 9inch dildo

boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/AuqjQpbvJms6o7MRQIyl8A/

MONAY MONAY MONAY. DOSH

Quit larping and go back
>>>/pol

The Hemogoblin is so much fun to use, but I never pulled any good skins for it. I really need to start new trees.

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you can't fool me, user.

WANKER

I'm not a mentally ill man who needs a clique of other trannies to try and justify my terrible life decisions.

just erp already

what do you mean

actually this decision was one of the best i have ever made. i went from suicidal and depressed to happy and a functioning member of society. i actually dont associate with many trannies.

stay mad tho

Alright, open your mouth then my little princess.

disgusting fags. fuck off to discord for your ERP trash
your fathers would be ashamed to know what you do in your spare time

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It's the only weapon I use. All the other classes aren't as fun either.

post your mercies user is gone.

Based as fuck

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This thread is pathetic. Just a bunch of retarded white sissy boys/fat fucks orbiting some shitty tranny. I sentence you all to the shadows.

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Look up: "OVERWATCH FEMBOY HEALSLUT HIGHLIGHTS PART I" on pornhub

You can thank me later :^)

Reminder veganism seems good at first because your body is getting the fats it needs from your own bodyfat.
Once you reach skeleton status it's a slow descent into madness and death.

You definitely feel like you're getting something done as a Medic, and it's always fun to fire Darts into the Berserker who just started a fistfight with a Fleshpound

I formed new post your mercy poster to replace me it's fine

Why are the mods so biased?

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Damn who is this

Yeah, Gunslinger is the only other class I like a good amount though.

sounds good, will try

>internet keeps going out so you can't be a healslut like you want

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Get better internet, slut

Just go on F-List and ERP as one

Just wait for the honeymoon period to end.

Supposed to be subliminal message shit.

happy to take up the mantle.

i knew it was you

>tfw played ro as a high-priest
>tfw they gave me a baby pacifier, blush, and red bonnet
>tfw became the guild's healslut before even knowing what it was

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its been more than 5 years of hormones user, the honeymoon period ended years ago.

more like a widdle healbaby

Post more audio clips.

what do u want me to say

>follow your dreams

Whatever you want! or you can make fun of my friend's small dick haha he'll love that

Remember, remember. The fifth of dismember.

Thanks a lot i'm crying now o7

clyp.it/up5ucilb

Post your disgusting tranny dick.

No! I was a big girl healslut!

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>clyp.it/up5ucilb
Cute voice! I'm sure he'll love that haha

just post your discords so we can all bully you healsluts

>disgusting
clyp.it/mpmtcwhy

don't cry, we love you

only good thing about trannies is that most of them kill themselves

Cute voice

>clyp.it/mpmtcwhy
kek, will never recover

[Spoiler]Where can I get a cute Trap GF who can feminize me...[/Spoiler]

...

Maddie
#7760

Jokes on you, I'm not clicking that shit.
The url even hates itself.
"why"
LOL!!!!!!!

Disappointing. Sound more like a fucking slut you bimbo. If you wanna voice act then put effort into it. Jesus Christ. No boner. 1/10 for making me listen to that garbage.

based

make fun of me for being a virgin

Begone, vicious thot! You'll never have my virginity!

i dont even know you, im not gonna get all slutty and sulty for some rando on the internet. cry more

I'm very skeptical

Stop giving this attention whoring tranny attention you fucking morons.

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[Spoiler]Where can I get a trap bf to feminize me quick[/spoiler]

this
obsessing over a tranny abomination lmao

Epic fail

But she's so nice and has a sense of humor.

but she has a cute voice!

Th healslut meme is terrible and no one who talks like this is actually good at healing or support. Playing only healer, tank and support for years has only left me very jaded thinking every person I play with it going be a retard that somehow found their way to a keyboard

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I wanted to see if they'd say Fortune's thing

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me ITT

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Please post more voice clips telling people to be HealSluts. Spread the message.

>stop giving nice person attention. give me, a mean person, attention instead

absolutely tranny pilled

I-I'm not good at anything desu...

Do you still have your dick?

God, I want to be mating pressed as a healslut~

user its ok il stop posting im sorry for upsetting you and making you jealous i hope your day gets better.

Do a voice of you saying you won't be a slut, but user could be yours instead

i want to cum inside maddie!

Keep telling yourself that, tranny.
You'll never be a woman.

Better learn how to do better then

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The only thing you're good for is being a sissy healslut.

just kill yourself already senpai

haven't seen a more /r/traaaaanns post

Too lewd. You won’t be able to heal anyone if you do that!

imagine the specimens who rattled out these posts

This is why I fucking hate Yea Forums. All this ERP and tranny welcoming bullshit that doesn’t even get moderated. Fuck the jannies, too.

its funny because even as a tranny i was banned from there for talking about how mudslimes treat lgbt people

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Hey mods, what's going on?

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>make a thread about vydia discussion
>3 replies before getting archived
>thread about erp healsluts
>270+ and going strong
Just join the fun or get out.

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>Don’t want to play Overwatch
>can’t find a game to replace Overwatch
Anyone else in this hell?

I don’t like CS:GO, Quake, or TF2 and I don’t want to play a dead game. When does Halo:Reach PC come out so I can continue being a consoletard tryhard?

RENT.
FREE.

try rising storm 2

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sort out your porn addiction you absolute freak

I don't know how although it sounds nice...

just send them to /trash/ you fucking idiots.

Mods gave up, and honestly, who wouldn't? Yea Forums is the biggest cesspool of autism and rampant shitposting, and that's on the same site where /pol/ is.

>implying they aren't in on it

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Based support main.

PLEASE POST MORE AUDIOS TELLING ME TO BE A GOOD HEALSLUT!

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>Why yes, I do like Maddie's cute voice, why do you ask?

Sometimes I make groups in the public group tool where I advertise myself as a Pocket Mercy, I lock my own slot to Support and exclusively play Mercy. I make it so there's only one other slot and that they can play whatever they want.

Whoever joins, I have to pocket and do exactly as they say. I don't tell them that or act weird, I just do what they say. It's never been remotely lewd and I don't make it lewd myself, but it's exhilarating for me even just doing this.

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no matter how much you beg for it im not posting anymore today. i've got stomach/esophagus issues and it rapes my voice after i eat and stomach acid flares up into my throat

Hot.

doesn't matter, that place exists for one reason,.

ERP/Healsluts all sound so hot in theory to me but it never ends up getting my engine going, I also love playing tanks/tanky dps that they seem to love

At the end of the day I know all of them are men/traps on the other side and I just lose all the fire. Why can't actual women be into this? Why does it feel like the world has a 80/20 guy to girl ratio?

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this, what kind of fucking creature tries to become a janny or mod on Yea Forums

what's your username

i want to know what a "really fashy username" is

BlackSunEmpire

its the name of an electronic group from the netherlands
youtube.com/watch?v=NMueKAW4-KE

because real women are into female shit

What you've said applies to literally any fetish.

There are actual women into this, but you aren't going to find them here. Chances are they don't advertise themselves because of how much attention it would bring them. So they're inherently harder to find. Same as literally every fetish.

>implying the mods give a shit

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Online games have an 80/20 ratio because they’ve been mostly marketed towards men. I don’t even say that in like an SJW way, it’s just true. Games should pick whatever audience they want and men are an established demographic majority in a billion dollar industry, but don’t expect a lot of girls until the expected audience evens out

...then do it yourself.

There are females into it, they are just not vocal about it. Try the healslut discord

I want to HAVE SEX

You're right about video games, it just also feels like that when I go out, or at work.

>Try the healslut discord
im on it and the women there are the cringiest attention whores i have ever seen

>this thread is still up
Based jannies/mods.

user, no matter how much you mutilate your dick and dress as mercy you're still a guy, don't bait innocent anons into your discord

I'm not a mod

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based

i meant link them to trash yourself

>overwatch healer
user.

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Agree but there are a couple of nice one
>implying i'm not a tank
Expect a lot of trans tho

I thought you need special invites to get into discords?

The only discord I've ever had is the one I made with some close friends, I've never understood how to join another without knowing someone

Are you the canadian tranny that got a kidney stone once

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discordapp.com/invite/bv5XkKz

>At the end of the day I know all of them are men/traps on the other side and I just lose all the fire

The cartoons you jerked off to? Drawn by men.
The porn you watch? Directed by men.
The erotica fantasize about? Written by men.
The female videogame character you wanked to? Designed and modelled by a man.

You need to get less insecure about your sexuality. If you masturbate to someone pretending to be a woman, then that's perfectly straight.

Then what’s the point of being a healslut faggot?

It was open when i got in, i think they closed the invites because a youtuber made a video about it or something

You know they won't leave, right?

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Can they teach how to be a good girl along with a healslut as well

Except when theyre on the opposite team I win

That’s probably just confirmation bias at this point user. You’ve put that in your head and now notice men more. Most places have even or slightly more women, look up the most recent census of your city

>once
from age 11-22 it was about 40-50 of them. my kidneys naturally produce too much calcium, 3 were surgically removed but i passed most of them. good memory user.

holy fuck lmao kill yourself man

and yelling at them will.
better than nothing

>He doesn't fap exclusively to titcows drawn by titcows to keep his heterosexuality completely intact

fucking casuals

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>Lootboxes
Why do people play such garbage.

Sorry, I don't take orders from faggots in denial. Try less of those mental gymnastics "Am I gay by proxy?" stuff while you grow up.

jesus, your dickhole must be the size of a crater

I too, have only played Quake 3 for the past 15 years and never touched another video game

no most stones were only 2mm roughly. they get stuck in the tube between your kidneys and your bladder called the ureter, which is very small. thats what causes the pain

you are genuinely a basket case, kill yourself honestly

Who'd have guessed the discord trannies are a real thing huh

more cows please i need to fap

they usually wind up seething after threads like this and start posting tons of tranny threads

>sucessfully recruiting anons to erp with them and join their discords

Why would they be seething this thread seems like a victory lap for them

>time to infiltra-
>phone number required

>women are made by male sperm
>a woman’s clit is an undeveloped penis
>women have arm and leg hair unless they shave it off

How can one species be so gay?

IDK
WHY BOTHER BEING A TRAP WHEN YOU WILL NEVER PASS REEEEEE

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fucking REALLY

WHY LOL

Fools we are growing more powerful every day, you can't stop us

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Go to r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/ once and you'll realize that Yea Forums is full of them. There's also a link between anime reaction faces and discord trannys.

Well mine does everything except let me fuck her so I'm cool.
I'd like to lose my virginity before 30 tho

Yeah I remember pointless things. I think I used to be in a discord can't remember how long ago, prob a couple years. You talked about yuri porn, some other tranny you dated at the time, and kidney stones and that hospital vibration thing to break them up, but I can't remember much else

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because they seethe from any criticism, because they are mentally ill

youtube.com/watch?v=mr8_Dx9w03c
The video who got the discord locked down

it's because of porn addiction, and Yea Forums (especially Yea Forums) is full of porn addicts
you see them all over twitter, depressed trannies who all seem to advertise their aspergers.

Theres still nothing better faggot.
>also not gambling.

Every time I see some faggot post an anime reaction gif while stutterposting and begging to suck a cock, I just want to vomit.

Because women have a womb/bag and men dont ofc intersex exists but it's even rarer than your average post/preop hrt pedo
And if we get to the point trannies can accept womb transplants and finally get decent natural tits/vag I'll be ok with it so long as there's no downsides like aids/cancer or other shit.
Me personally I'd fuck one but It would have to be absolutely passable like I'm talking no trace of manliness at all...
Wouldn't want my first time to be with one tho ew

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You should be thanking me for carrying the shit out of you heal/barrier/bubble bitches.

CHADS = MCCREE ALPHA MALE MAIN

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Is this "porn addiction" guy just one person in this thread?

I've followed the war on trannies for years on here and have never heard this one, people fap so fucking much in isolated lifestyles it seems hilarious to say all of them are going to become trannies

>tfw don't have a discord account
Should I make one a make HealSlut frens?

You need to give your phone number.

i only mentioned the porn addiction in one other post itt

>all of them are going to become trannies
you are a literal retard

the phone number does not go to them, it goes to discord.

only if you're 20% or higher.

Just make one, and add any slut that posts their tags. Most of the time, they'll suck you dry

Only if you want low quality smeagols, which consists of 12-20 year olds who don't know what they want or know what they enjoy and who type shit like *kisses u*. F-List is for the patricians and you don't need discord for that.

I play Hog, I say you're welcome to everyone as I eat all the enemy supports and DPS alive.

That's right! I'd be a bad healer for the team. What are you gonna do about it, hnmm~?

That's a bummer.
What if I want to be the healslut?

>What if I want to be the healslut?

Then I feel really sorry for you having to go through 14 year old "doms". Good luck, user.

Then make it, drop it on this thread and pleasure all of us like the slut that you are deep inside. Don't forget the stockings and heels.

That's why femdom healslut is the best.

cringe

I’m not sure...I’d just focus on the task at hand, why are you trying to distract me?!

baby, I'm always 54 % on accuracy and I always protect the healers. And scare the shit out of PharMercy

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Healers should not exist in pvp. I'm willing to tolerate healing pickups and post fight healing but a fight shouldn't be won or lost because one team had a healer and the other didn't.

Healing in pvp becomes this weird balance of needing one but few players actually want to play a dedicated healer.

Because I'm a very bad healer that needs to be punished for not doing her work properly~

i mean 20% crit

I'd argue that 14 year old "doms" pretending to be female are even worse, because they're obviously confused about their own sexual identity on top of that. That's really apparent with the whole Goldshire Inn, where all the kids are playing futa draenai mary sue's.

Imagine thinking women make good healsluts
They're fucking trash and only there for the attention and fame, they don't care about getting you to jerk off like a thirsty manslut would.
Stop caring about the gender behind the screen, men are much better at it if you drop your insecurities

How about you come into my tent so I can discipline you further~

oh 46 % then

mom said we cant share tents sorry dude

Any fat cocks around that need some servicing?

My~
And what are we gonna do in that tent, hmmm~? Are you gonna punish me for being a bad healer and making us lose~?

>be playing a healer in Archeage/WoW/Warhammer Online open world pvp with 2 or 3 friends against numbers often 3 times our own
>topping off allies, throwing buffs, cleansing status effects and CC from entire party all while throwing out CC/curses and damage of my own while constantly avoiding the stream of enemies trying to stop me from healing
>feel skilled and crucial to the team because my support keeps people alive to win against insurmountable odds
>despite being the most useful and desired person in any group comp, forever associated with shitter trannies, women and gays thanks to “le healslut” twink sissies

You fuckers utterly ruined the holy warrior/paladin aesthetic of being a healer. Also not sure how healers are the sluts when supports are the most sought after class for any content and it’s the healers get to be selective which groups they join as opposed to dps who give it up to whichever healer/tank let’s them into the group

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There's a reason why fags, traps and trannies are stealing horny men. Women don't want them and horny men want it done in a way a man would like, not in a way a woman would do it.

>imp mercy makes her tits shrink

Biggest pet peeve of this skin, don't want a flat mommy

>mercy eats a hotdog and polishes her table between bites

Mercy looks like such a dumb pig.

I want to ________ Mercy.

there's plenty, just post your discord and enjoy

I’ll pound your slutty womb and make sure you feel the full extent of my huge, throbbing cock~ fitting for a healslut like you!

chads don't aimbot!

Dump

I want to snuff Mercy!

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Yes, user! That's what I wanted! A fat, throbbing cock penetrating deep inside if me, teaching my bratty pussy to behave and be a good healer! Teach me more! Discipline me! Teach me what healers are good for!

smell

"Thank your healer" is the most fucking garbage bullshit. You're just playing the fucking game, same as everybody else, in fact 99% of the time you're doing the easiest fucking job, why does this entitle you to thanks?

Healers are good for supporting the team, but if you’re not going to do that, then I’ll just have to fill your holes with hot, sticky cum~

the worst part is most of the time healing doesnt require hitscan, its just 'press button to see your friends hp go up' at no risk to yourself whatsoever.

Be

I'm in the tent right over and trying to sleep, can you guys take this away from the camp or something?

What started the healslut meme?

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Yes, user! Fill this slut's useless holes with your thick, creamy, virile cum and mark me as yours! I'm a good-for-nothing slut that can only pleasure hung anons! Punish this slutty healer with your fat cock!

>create a vydia thread
>literally zero replies before getting archived
>come to erp thread
>get a few (yous) on a highly active thread
Fuck vydia, ERP is the future.

that and there is hardly ever any resource management. its glorified whack-a-mole.

Would you support me? I'm all hot and bothered and I need someone to take a look at the swelling down there...

BE

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It really isn't bullshit. Healing is the fucking worst and no respectable person wants to heal. There's a reason you thank people for healing, it's saying "Thank you for healing, now I get to have fun while you do the most boring and lame job". It's a manipulative way to keep people playing healer and at the same time get them to feel good about themselves.

You’re so tight and warm...I can feel your insides clamping around my shaft...this is what you deserve for not letting me focus!
I don’t want to bother my good friend, though, so should we move this to discord and have even more fun there?

This thread has been up for hours and it still isn’t deleted. How???

KNOB OFF YU TOSS POT

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Be sure to punish me throughly, so I don't forget my place on the team~!
And post yours~

the tranny is a mod probably

I'm not sure what is more upsetting. The wording or the fact that it's two boys with one pretending to be a girl and that this is more than a common occurrence.

Nah, I wasn't planning on sleeping much, anyway.

Now I main mercy.

>i want to be the little girl
this shit has been a mainstay on the Kyrgistani basket weaving forum since day one.

people are weird, they always have been weird, and some people also really like penis. So you take a person who likes penis or a person who is weird and it's fine. But, if that weird person likes both, you end up with /d/ people and healsluts and the marecock mlp kiddos. The healslut meme has been a meme since before the concept of a meme was understood.

more

Mods are part of the ERPers on the thread.

Then it's the dev's fault for including such a fucking boring role, and it's your own fault for playing such a shitty game

I want to be her for this user

I’ll punish you for as long as it takes!
Zoom#7565

whoever insults the healer does not get healed.
people learn fast.

i'm pretty sure that
is a girl, the wording is way too autistic for a dude

who is this titty demon

The only other similar stuff I've got is where all of her is growing giant.

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Women don't actually talk like that user. Trannies who think women talk like that, talk like that.

I can't tell if you're joking. That's a guy or a tranny 100%.

That is literally not a girl, you autist.

I think it's funny how women failed so hard at being women that now you have untethered threads of dudes freely flirting with other dudes and fiiling these vacant roles
Good on ya anons

No shut up, you're an idiot. It's shit in damn near every game, except Dirty Bomb, but that game was DOA.

No fuck you, play better games you fucking idiot. Class shooters are fucking cancer and you are a retard for playing them.

As someone who main tanks and heals, fuck off. It's absolutely bullshit. It's no harder than tanking unless you pug with retards.

it's the fact that they're using discord for their autism

You are literally the dumbest person in the thread. Consider never posting again.

Underrated post

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It's not hard, it's a lame ass job that no one wants to do. That's why you thank people so they keep playing the lame job and you get to have fun.

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The fuck is wrong with you

Good girl! Maybe one day you'll get to be little snuff pig Mercy!

I guess it makes sense. Girls have started to do what they want and men, who have historically never liked or respected women, are finally saying enough is enough and going with each other instead.

I wanna be a thick, warm hole for all horny anons like Mei~!
Please spank me until I'm red

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>tfw these threads are always about healers
I just want to be a camwhore D.va.

I like Mei

You know there's someone who streams on a porn site of them crossdressing and riding dildos while also playing games. One camera on their backside and one of the game, obviously the backside is the larger camera. You could do something like that while playing DVA.

prepare to be bred

This is what happens when men are raised without Fathers.

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God, I wanna slip my dick between those fat supple thighs and just start fucking between those slippery wet looking leggings, while im pulling on that hairbun like I'm a fucking train conductor.

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>banter takes a back seat in KF2

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>this thread

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Fuck off

I love Mei!
Have no mercy, a thick slut like me has the necessary protection to take any abuse~
God tier taste, thunder thighs are meant to be used as large, huge cooked men as their fuck toy, don't forget to please spank them
You should have your finger in my mouth too so you can insure obedience from my fat ass~

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I'm always impressed how these threads never get deleted

Where's the fun in using protection though? Don't you WANT to be bred by the cocks lusting over you?

sauce

I fail to how this isn't videogames

It’s always the jannies getting in on the nonsense.

Mei is pretty cute

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>This entire thread

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Battle healers are objectively the best

> it’s the healers get to be selective which groups they join
that's why user, because just like women, they get to be selective.

>Tanking isn’t hard
>Healing isn’t hard

The fuck are you guys on about? Tankng takes the most concentration. You literally win or loose game on which Reinhardt can block the shatter. And heal is literally “reverse DPS” where you have to prioritize and position according to your team AND the enemy instead of just the enemy most of the time.

I openly admit that the reason I play DPS is because I don’t have the braincells to play heal/tank. I know I’m only good at moving and clicking so I’ve become the best point-and-click little mover out there.

>sluts still haven't posted their discords

Are you telling me that DPS shitters false flag every day saying tanking and healing are easy to make it seem like we should all suck the cocks of DPS?

>overwatch
>difficulty
>at any time
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up and play a real game you retard.

Thats not how I meant it, I meant I'm thick enough to take as hard fucking or slapping, protection is for fags and I need kids to fill my thick tummy~
Objectively true
Make me

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Healers should be smart and pick support that is able to fight back against heroes who dive on support first.

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breed

As a tank main, I always do.

>those hips
Fug

Tanks and healers perpetuate the myth just as much.

>Get 3 headshots as widow
“You’re a god dude!”
>get shit on by a genji and winston because the team can’t peel and is all seperate
“You’re fucking trash dude just switch off”

I practice aim and positioning a shitton and my games are still black & white depending on the tankplay and healers

Vegan of 4 years here. I was underweight when I ate meat and I am ottermode now. You dont know what the fuck you are talking about.

ASSFUCK

Mercy would kiss your cock under a mistletoe

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>want to be a healslut
>doesn't really like to play online
FUCK! What should I do?

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ERP. Now get down on your knees you sow and start 'healing' this fat dick.

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Its just natural for an older brother to train his little sister

Where should I start, the balls or the head? I'll need you to slap my cheeks with it a few times

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Fuck off Meicuck

NOT THAT WAY

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Why is Yea Forums the gayest board? /hm/ and /lgbt/ combined couldn't compete with the sheer amount of faggotry Yea Forumstards show.

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POST DISCORDS

>no respectable person wants to heal
Then why would I show them respect if they have none for themselves?

I need to breed you.
Bluefringe
#2129

Rude fag, sucky my dick

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That's bad because?

Did you not read the full post? It's manipulation user. You convince the person eating shit that it's an honor to be eating shit meanwhile you get all the good food.

kys faggot

Reminder that this is the correct treatment for healsluts. They're objects and do not deserve your pity.

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exactly that way

It isn't but may not have been what he was looking for.

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Healing teammates with your mouth!

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it's ironic

Hot. Got the full video?

I miss when there weren't so many of you fags.

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Sent ;)
But I did send it babe, please breed me
Hot desu

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>>461182754
>>461184024118485685745
>>4611935861197212>>461199379 61201405 61205701205749
>>461212615Have sex.

can I get some lewds of this qt anime. I am so close to going to jerk off right now

I thought this thread was going in a good direction when I saw these big milkies. Discord trannies really run this place huh?

Question for trannies.
You do realize you're gonna kill yourselves in a few years after your libido goes down right?

You can tell by the last quoted post that this retard actually spent 5 minutes composing it and still fucking up the formatting lmao

How?

When i have sex you guys say it's wrong
When i don't you guys are mocking me :(

>Be support main
>Be dom in the sheets
>mfw this thread

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The health issues will come up soon.
Your brain requires animal fat to function properly, you're literally getting dumber and dumber. Not to mention the skin issues.

How do you do it? How the fuck do you mess up something si simple? Holy shit, user... It was just clicking the number... Fuck, man

Not a tranny uwu
Infact my discord is cuteboi03#2121

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based and sexpilled
hot, but only if XX

>what is line limit