One week until the next GDQ thing. What are your expectations? A trainwreck? The only name I'm looking forward to is SmoothOperative.
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One week until the next GDQ thing. What are your expectations? A trainwreck...
Landon Nguyen
Carter Collins
Obviously I hope it's a hilarious trainwreck but if it turns out to just be some competent speedrunning then I guess that'd be pretty cool too.
Worse case scenario; It's just boring bitches playing games poorly while a crowd of people tell them they're great.
James Long
Cant wait for this bin-fire.
Lucas Thomas
Is it female only or will they invite the trannies?
Ethan Thomas
I expect trannies
Nolan Williams
Attention to all the trap posters using anime and gay ERP as a Trojan horse for autogynephilia:
Stop cruising for attention and using Yea Forums as a basis for gooning your permanently flaccid cock. You are 10 times worse than furries. You lost to sissy hypno and s-stuttering. You fucked up. You are infertile. Your life will end at 30. Half of the political spectrum wants to kill you. Guys will leave you for a biological woman because you can't have kids.
Nobody wants to read ERP. Nobody thinks girl (male), feminine penis, s-s-stuttering, or any of your shitty memes are funny. Nobody wants to be reminded you exist.
You are AIDS and your culture is predatory. A nontrivial number of you freaks are moral lepers who get off on convincing seventeen year old weebs that if they don't take HRT they will spend the rest of their lives alone. Transitioning is not a solution to social isolation and pornography addiction, the five or ten years of free attention and affection before your looks fade don't make up for everything that comes after that.
Make a tumblr and peddle your trash there.
Hudson Ross
Both, it's also online-only so no one has to actually interact with them.
Nathaniel Perry
Jokes on you, I'm 31
Jace Williams
>mascot is a hyena
Carson Collins
Just fucking guess.
If there's more than 1 female at that event I'd be surprised.
Henry Nelson
At the very least 90%
Angel Jackson
THEY TOOK A FUCKING HYENA AS A LOGO OF A FEMALE SPEEDRUNNING EVENT?!
OH NO NO NO, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
AN ANIMAL WHICH FEMALES HAVE DICKS
Nolan Wright
Where's the all male speedrunning event?
Justin Peterson
Is this true?
B A S E D
Easton Thomas
It'll be 99% born male trannies, because men will always dominate everything.
James Martinez
Josiah Hernandez
Have sex.
Levi Johnson
stop posting please
Carter Lewis
I wonder why they even bother when they'll probably have to turn off text chat and they'll still get tons of tranny-suggesting emotes. Why go on stream when you can't handle ribbing over your appearance.
David Lee
Based and Kramerpilled.
Jason Ross
Yes, certain species have females with fake penises.
Sebastian Hill
A lot of male speedrunners.
Isaac Wilson
That's all of them, user.
Including this one
Mason Turner
Disgusting
Landon Wright
>"My wound is healing again! I need to stick a dildo in it again."
Gavin Powell
That would be fucking sexist. Remember:
>Events made with men in mind need to open up to all genders
>Events made with women in mind need to ostracize men
Wyatt Richardson
Why does that guy look like he's depressed?
Samuel Bennett
>You can't be serio-
ok this logo is based as fuck now
Samuel Baker
It's literally what OP linked
John Walker
My dick unf fuck
Xavier Murphy
ESA actually has several female runners.
Robert Mitchell
Have you ever been so hungry and desperate for attention that you fucking banned everyone more talented and entertaining than you?
Have you ever been so fucking full of yourself that you just banned people from events over rules you made up.
Have you ever been so fucking up your own ass that you made a """female""" only speed running event just so the spotlight can be pointed at you even more?
What a fucking joke.
Kevin Ross
>When you're more of an autstic mess that believes 3 (THREE) people inhabit your body which you believe is female but are biologically male without any way to change it that you outclass the actual guy with autism to the right of you
Every day I wake up feeling blessed I'm not Cosmo, Miles, or Proto. I'm happy.
David Wright
It's going to be so fucking gloriously horrific.
The chat will be like a fucking fortress to get into if not straight up 100% disabled.
""""Journalists"""" will write 100 hitpieces about how sexist and transphobic gamers are AND there will be hours of brand new tasty CRINGE footage to feast on
Evan Evans
Yes, of course, the classic speedrunner gf (male).
Luke Cox
Jackson Hernandez
>what playing bing bing wahoo games and only living off of onions does to you
Brayden Parker
As somebody who's read Killing Bites, this is very much a true statement. Didn't even recognize the similarity till just now though. Should be a fun time for all involved.
John Bailey
I will stop living in the past if you stop shitting up WoW threads with your gay ERP shit tranny.
Justin Watson
here we go again
Alexander Lee
>trainwreck
Don't you mean trannywreck?
Tyler Cook
literally male genocide im fyuckign shaking right now
Luke Baker
TRANNIES
Isaiah Davis
Ethan Sanders
>Here is your 0.20 Yen Goy
Leo Nguyen
>t.tranny
Thomas Young
Here's SmoothOperative, a girl (female) who talks exclusively about the game and nothing else and is also competent. Anyone else worth watching in the lineup?
youtube.com
Hudson Allen
Is that a boy or a girl?
Cooper Williams
Not him but is an honest question female are nothing special there human just like men are having a pussy and having a dick doesn't make you special your actions as a person do
Isaiah Cruz
no
Adrian James
>YFW you are a straight white male with a healthy body and mind.
Isaiah Rodriguez
I'm willing to bet money right now that the chat will behind a paywall AND every single comment will be manually moderated before it gets published.
Gavin Brooks
Isaiah Torres
I'm looking forward to hanging out in the sticky (or the rolling threads if there is no sticky) and M e m e i n g H A R D with my Yea Forums bros.
You usually get crossboarders on Yea Forums though so I have copypasta ready.
Plus I have like 12 different variants of Blue Horizontal Line Graph ready to go just in case someone says "Traps and trannies aren't the same thing".
Nathan Roberts
looking forward to cunny
Eli Moore
They are not dicks, just really big clitorises which are normally bigger than male hyenas dicks.
Jayden Scott
>a straight white male with a healthy body and mind.
>posting on Yea Forums
Dominic Phillips
Based
Adam Campbell
>Have you ever been so hungry and desperate for attention that you fucking banned everyone more talented and entertaining than you?
Why, yes! I do have a Space Station 13 server, how did you know?
Andrew Hernandez
I expect Proto and his twenty headmates to have a shift on twitter because GDQ won't let him run wild anymore.
Oliver Evans
based, but the tranny/tranny sympathizer mods and jannies will probably hover all those threads hard and deleting any fun posts anyways.
Jonathan Ortiz
Holy fuck are there any real people in his life? This person seriously needs to be forced off the internet for their own health.
Asher Cox
Like I said before, I'm looking forward to it, and the salt that'll flow like a river on this shithole.
Logan White
>cutting the only thing that's remotely feminine about him
I would pity him if I don't hate their kind so fucking much.
Hudson Adams
You never know.
Lately I've been seeing a lot of posts get [Dead] if they're pro-trans. We might have one of ourguys on the inside.
I'm a bit uncomfortable about it though because if it's weak bait, but it still gets tens of (You)s, then it's not weak bait at all, and the solution to people getting mad about a "have sex" post isn't censorship, it's reminding people that if you have 100 units of Mad in response to a post that took only 10 units of Copy Paste to produce, it means your enemy's winning 10:1.
Joshua Cooper
He just looks uncomfortable to me. It's like when this guy just realizes he said "yeah man" to a tranny.
Logan Williams
I'm looking forward to all the cute daughters they'll bring to the event is what I mean.
Adam Butler
A fucking hyena lmao
Anthony Rogers
>daughters
?
Speedrunners do not have these
Unless daughters is slang for something else and I'm not in on the joke.
Kevin Evans
>GDQ afterparty
Samuel Ward
>Lately I've been seeing a lot of posts get [Dead] if they're pro-trans. We might have one of ourguys on the inside.
I will believe it when I see it, well, when it happens more often. Over the past 3 years the mods' stance has been largely pro-tranny and it will take a lot of dead trannies to bring my trust back.
I do like it that they are clamping down on the "have sex" replies though.
Joseph Barnes
in terms of shape, clitoris' are just tiny dicks, look at an enlarged one on a human.
Asher Gonzalez
Owen Cooper
Eh, i'd give two of them a handy I guess, if i'd had a couple of drinks. The rest are fucking revolting.
Andrew Wood
there were some last gdq though
Dylan Smith
>healthy mind
>browses Yea Forums
doubt
Grayson Rivera
>"all-female"
Oliver Cox
Was going to post this but was beat to the punch.
Jaxson Roberts
Proto tagequit speedrunning, he's playing one of the MMO FFs now from a cursory glance at its twitter.
Justin Morales
I can already read in my mind the 200 angry articles about how angry manchild virgins attacked a sweet lovely female chairty event
Kek
Jace Sanchez
do you think they did it on purpose bros
Evan Jackson
what is up with benjamin franklin, there's no way he thinks he passes. Why are trannies always so low-effort
Nathaniel Gray
Last I heard he moved back in with his parents and no longer streams, so maybe he can try to fix himself with their help.
Thomas Kelly
Gavin Miller
JOHN
Oliver Perez
based trannies don't go to these events and work their asses off to look cute and passable, they don't focus on forcing people to accept them because to 90% of people they most likely look like a girl.
Grayson Johnson
>>I do like it that they are clamping down on the "have sex" replies though.
I don't. By protecting the people who fall for weak bait and spend 10x the energy being mad than it took to make the post they're mad it, the mods are A. making a filter bubble where feelings are protected, and B. teaching people that trolls can be defeated by censorship rather than by just not gettin mad.
Jose Robinson
Yeah, but what about Bully Hunters?
Landon Moore
based
Luke Long
Based
Benjamin Young
Bait's fun and all but if the best response you have to it is "have sex" "based and cringepilled" and the like then is it really THAT good?
Nathaniel Fisher
The schedule has been up for a while so you can figure it out yourself.
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Luis Thomas
>online-only
What's the fucking point then
Levi Diaz
Robert Clark
You can't deny that if it gets (You)s, it's good bait.
Dylan Wood
trannies
lots of trannies
Justin Turner
First name I looked up
twitch.tv
Dominic Myers
I don't even understand the name of the event. Frame? Who is getting framed here?
Brandon Baker
Because in order to master the art of speedrunning you gotta do le frame perfect tricks that are actually really hard to do and you should actually applaud for because only a handful of autists can pull them off