I need some games where I can be a father please

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>you're thirsty?
>just drink arsenic lol, you can't say no if you're thirsty
user there's a difference between beggars being choosers and beggars attempting to avoid actively negative life decisions.

Each time I try to tell myself that I should stop fapping, something like this appears

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See now this chick I would stick around for.

Sims

you dont have to worry about begging if you either dont choose or dont have to a choice at all

Nah she's prime NTR bait

why not just go to a poor country with cute women then

Teaching feeling

God Eater 3

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Gonna need that artist sauce my dudes.

>play Dragon Age 2
>fuck Merrill and ask her to move in
>3 more fucking years pass in game
>not a single little half-elf running around the mansion
What the hell was Hawke doing with his life?

>dont have to a choice at all
Even disfigured trolls can get lucky. Begging is the better choice here.

Good choice fellow user.

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Bannerlord

Being a shit character in a shit game. You can father a child in the first game.

>merrill
Sounds like your Hawke has better taste in women than you do. He knew not to touch that thot.

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Tiny, blood-tainted elf woman couldn't bare a child even if she wanted to.
Not that it goes anywhere besides the mom hitting you up for cash.

That's the kind of wife who will take a nap with your kid and accidentally roll over and kill them.

nigga u gay

What were his other options? Canonically STD ridden pirate slut, or literal prostitutes?

I think he meant Morrigan and the demon god baby not the Dwarf noble one.

>if a man has standards then he's automatically a piece of shit
Stay toasty, roastie. Maybe you could get a date if you lost some weight and trimmed your monobrow.

bethany

Sauce please

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Realize that as soon as I posted. You don't get to father that one either. The Warden is more or less a sperm bank.

Too bad this Hawke was a mage

nah, not really
I would like someone who I can trust to not suddenly uproot my life one day without warning
I dont think that applies to many people though, people arent very trustworthy (and before you get upset, I mean men too, not just women)

theartistknownasbb

WORDS

This guy gets it

This is the best one

Actual answer, Fire Emblem Fates.
It's not worth it.

Where's lawful good and chaotic evil elf sluts?

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The Sims

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lotta angry projection here

Am i the only one who wants to fuck the “bitchy bimbo”? She looks pretty sweet, no idea what purple girls deal is (femcel??? Lol)

>lawlful good
Married her boarding school sweetheart and had loving consensual sex, losing her virginity to her now husband. Has 2.5 kids and a white picket fence now.
>chaotic evil
Too busy boofing meth and harvesting organs from homeless Orcs to date anyone.

"femcels" are even more petty and spiteful than normal incels, they have the usual woman anger mixed with the rage of the virgin

Thanks

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Yeah I'm going to need the entire alignment chart please. I'd like to use it as an example everytime someone questions what each alignment actually means

Is there more alignment? Post more, you faggots.

>all those words
you just know this was written by some bitter lonely landwhale in her early to mid 30s

>all this impreg art
Man this guy is great.

What's that on purple girl's shirt? Is she a console gamer? Gross.

Rune Factory series

Shio is still grounded forever.

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>western art
>it's actually good
based

That dude in the back looks like he'd be happy to bone her anytime

>doesn't have a tumblr
>even if he did it wpould have been erased in the great de-porning

>only record of his art is an outdated gallery on e-hentai

it hurts

post the dabbing orc please

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me in the back

you own an Xbox too?

This guy gets it

Got that one picture of an orc dabbing on an elf.
I dont want to soil my google history with that sentence and not finding the blasted thing even if I did type it out.

>femcel
>incel
If you seriously use these terms here you have to go back either way.

What are some RPGs that let me play as a sketelon or have a sketelon in my party?

Planescape Torment

Divinity Original Sin 2. If you are desperate you should swallow the tabletoppill and start a campaign with someone as a skeleton.

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why are some left-to-right and some right-to-left

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But it paints both in a negative light.

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let the /r9k/ crossposters think they're dabbing on roasties, you know how they get

It's nice to see his daughters are happy to see him.

what something says doesn't matter anymore, it's what people want it to say

>taunting orcs about not getting raped
fucking kek

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Tales of Maj'Eyal

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>start a campaign with someone as a skeleton.
/tgt/ here, that's a red flag and anyone worth playing with would turn you down unless you've proven yourself to not be cancerous.

>Lawful Good
"Good news honey! We finally did it, our first child! We both worked so hard together since the honeymoon, and now we have the fruit of our love to show for it"
>Neutral Good
"I guess when they say there's a 99% success rate that we're in the other 1%...B-but's it's fine, don't worry about it! We can get through this together, and I'll leave it up to you about what we should do"
>Lawful Neutral
"Hmm, yes, it seems everything is in order. As promised, here is your compensation for the deed. I'll run regular tests to ensure that development is going smoothly, but otherwise you should be commended for your efficiency"
>True Neutral
"Oh, her? Yeah, she's ours, back from that one night stand. What's the issue? You didn't say anything, so I assumed you didn't care"
>Chaotic Neutral
"I just don't get it, all my clothes don't fit! I mean y-yeah, I've been eating a bit more, but not that much more! I wonder if I have some disease? Eh, I'm sure it'll pass"
>Neutral Evil
"Oh, what's the matter. Big tough guy 'accidentally' took a paralytic? Well, I guess you're in no position to say no, right? Don't worry, it shouldn't affect you 'down there' and even it does, I have some fun little toys to get it out of you one way or another"
>Chaotic Evil
"Oh, I just can't get enough! Even after you knocked me up I just can't stop! You're so cute and defenseless with those ropes around you! Hey, I know I'm pregnant, but want to try for twins? No one's ever tried it, so it can easily happen!"

Not going to bother differentiating what species of Elf (regular, dark, night, snow, blood, etc.) each would be

I actually have most of this guy's stuff from a few days ago, will check to see if he did make any others

Is this one of those rogue-likes where you die a hundred times before you understand what's going on?

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Lol thread?
me in the middle

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>that's a red flag
Can I get a quick rundown?

Yes, pretty much. It has some decent graphical mods to make it more accessible for brainlets like me if you're into that.

try being or having a less shit GM next time

>that shameless colour
If you aren't black, that is the saddest shit

Basically chaotic good Rance. Would play a eroge with this MC.

Na he ain't

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>white drow
>black human

>nobody hasn't mentioned Dragon Quest V yet

>Original Sin 2
>Skeleton is Red Flag

Have you played the game?
Undead is literally the most overpowered fucking "race" there is in that game.

He had one, newfag.

>me in the middle

>Has 2.5 kids
So you have two kids and a malformed cripple with no legs?

>cares about the guy more than the girls in his porn
No, that's the saddest shit.

Cringe

I'm feeling a tad immature right now, I need some RPGs where I can fuck a lot of chicks / get rewarded with sex.

Orc girl needs to realize she can just do it herself

> if the guy is black it’s cuck shit

the witcher

Where are you people when faggots do black edits? You only jump out when people point out they don't like it. Surely liking the male to be a certain color is about as sad as not liking it.

So it is true, succubus do drain your life force.

>white
>drow

>Don't care about the shit in you meal bro, just enjoy the meal

>grayish-purple instead of delicious-brown Dark Elves
Worst fucking taste

No one says anything about cuckshit, we just know it's a bunch of emasculated asian "males" trying to push that agenda around

You forgot chaotic good and lawful evil.

Fallout 4
Fable 2 and 3
Sims
Witcher 3

Sitting next to LOLOL IMMA SKELETON RATTLE RATTLE BONER JOKE SKELETOR IMPERSONATION BONER JOKE CLICKETY CLACK BONER JOKE HAHA I DON'T HAVE SKIN ITS SO FUNNY B O N E R J O K E WAIT WHY ARE PEOPLE TREATING ME LIKE A MONSTER BBBBBOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRRR JJJJJJOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEE for 4+ hours every week isn't fun for anyone else at the table, yet oh so terribly common. If you want to play something out of the oridnary right off the bat when you'll no doubt be almost completely unaware of the system's rules prepare to be vetted, hard.
Try making an interesting character instead of beating an undead horse next time.

>Have a motherly wife who loves to take of care me
>Work my ass off to make enough money to support her and take her own whenever she wants on days off

Get gud

>what worst could happen?

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Reminds me of the manga about the slutty elf princess and the orc who keeps rejecting her.

Please explain
I only saved it

Nier. This long for someone to say this?

See

Baalbuddy

If you have money you can find an actually attractive woman to breed.

Can't I just make a lich

What's the fucking URL already?

How inept can you be?

Blacked "edits" have been around forever, it's bleached faggots who are new and do it only to spite blackedfags cause /pol/shits can't stop sperging about race, instead of enjoying the damn sex. I'm 33 years old you little shit, I've been watching all kinds of porn since I was 11, and not once did I give two shits about race. You fucking virgins have some real issues and need to get your heads put of your asses.

Drows are dark-skinned. What you saved was a cuck-edit.

You have to give child support with semen right

>forever
If by forever you mean the last 2 or 3 years maybe

Not gonna lie, I'm convinced that games where you play as a man protecting your wife and daughter is an untapped market.

lisa the painful

Who said anything about bleached? If you care enough to reply to someone that doesn't like it then you should care enough to reply to people who like it, you dumb cuck.

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editing the skin color of characters in porn is literally the most pathetic thing you can possibly do, no matter what you're changing it from or to

child support goes to the daughters

>doesn't deny it
Kek

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Enjoy

No
I refuse it’s has nothing to do with cucking

If you're still getting upset about this kind of shit that you feel compelled to post about it and reengage the circle of futility instead of ignoring it and not wasting your time and effort into something completely pointless then you're definitely a newfag

black edits have sporadically been around forever but didn't have any prominence until /pol/ memed BLACKED into the spotlight, why you gotta lie nigga

>doesn't refute it
Kek

t.john bettendorf

>it's not the same because one's been doing it longer
>only one side is sad and pathetic despite doing the exact same thing
Cool cognitive dissonance, bro.

If someone was that shameless about love, they could just order a wife from Amazon Russia.

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Horny? Wanna have a safe fulfilling relationship/sex? Looking to fill that void NAH just buy pussy bro it’s way better then buying a sex toy come on dude it’ll be good!

The thing I hate the most is the one bleachedfag who goes around lying about a blackanon who doesn’t exist and uses random pictures from /fit/ and when he gets called out for it he just fucking loses it
Bleached fags are no you as they not only go out of there way to make it cucking in reverse but will do it for all races being autistic about how a fictional character belongs to them only

Been 5 years easy and
>this invalidating anything I've said
But keep sperging, I'm not the one who's gonna die of liver cancer from all that SEETHE you can't stop indulging. Peace faggot

Sorry senpai you want to be cucked by niggers even of you dont want to admit it.

I’m black you incel

>Bleached fags are no you as they not only go out of there way to make it cucking in reverse but will do it for all races being autistic about how a fictional character belongs to them only
Are you trying to make us believe that blacked fags don't do that?

>*autistic screeching about only one side of the coin continues*

All these fucking (You)s and I wasn't even trolling. You virgins are pathetic.

>say something retarded
>people call you retarded
>C-c-calling me a retard makes YOU t-t-the pathetic one!
Keep crying

>john sperging out after being found out
Bitter hapas are the girft that keeps on giving

so you were cucked by fate

One Piece games

I’m literally saying bleachedfags are “no u”
>if I don’t talk shit about one side it means I like it
Blacked is just as shit it was just bad with the whole race owner ship and became insufferable when/pol/ meme’d it to popularity
It literally mostly focuses on black and white while bleach just shits on all non whites

>thinking his name is john still
it's actually tenda spencer

I've been that time in this shithole but the blacked spam (not as blacked memes but rather putting blacked shit in vidya girls like the ace of spades) has been a thing for 3 years, at most

Raceplay is unironically pretty fucking hot though.

>racebait edits on perfectly fine artwork
You're all cocksucking faggots no matter what comes before the "ed" suffix

I read that in Joel from Vinesauce's voice.

Fuck it, who cares

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Crusader Kings 2
Real Lives 2007
Max Payne and The Last of Us if you want to be a father without children...

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Raceplay is just zoophilia and monster boys for cucks.

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theres no such thing as a "femcel"

It really fucking is isn't it.

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Ok

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>i said i'm black, why aren't you believing me?

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Usually don't care about edits but ruining drow is taking it too far, western cucks need to be genocided.

user NO

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the hell is this filth.

>HURR BLEACHEDFAGS WORST
>DURR BLACKEDFAGS WORST
No matter the side I think we can all agree that fetish for anime girls going to Mexico to get pregnant is the most pathetic.

Considering raceplay begins and ends at degrading the women for most, yes. Why not just fap to maledom or beast? Both are meant to appeal specifically to that feitsh.

Same shit with fat ugly bastards. Like I'd rather see the girl take a knot or get railed by a horse tbqh.

what the fuck

At least there was a happy ending

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>can't enjoy delicious brown anymore with /pol/niggers ruining the thread
youtu.be/Gvlxs1QlQv8

Have dex

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Only getting an empty folder, is this jebait?

Those appear to be the only two BB has drawn so far.

No game will ever beat Rance in that respect

nah, the Mexican half-breeds shit is 1. funny, and 2. not constantly spammed on every board with mods who don't do their fucking jobs; so it's much better than blacked and bleached shit

>no womb tattoo
Lame.

FASTER

*sniffff*

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LOL nigger AIDS

Weird more like, and I've seen cubing.

>my degeneracy is better than your degeneracy

>tfw i enjoy some of the blacked stuff on /trash/
jesus christ im just glad i only pay attention to the images while scrolling through instead of reading this shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U
>/pol/ enters a thread

Source on the captions? I kinda want a good laugh.

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Is that even a fetish?
It's too funny to seem like anything but a parody

The only bleached shit I've seen consistently being spammed is in Overwatch threads with Pharah.

I will now buy your game

>all the angry replies
Yep, struck a chord

>muh muh muh pol
Fuck off, john
You got caught, own up to it
Everyone loves delicious brown girls, everyone hates cucks like you living vicariously through other races

Cubing is hot, fuck off

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>Why yes I prefer dark elves, how could you tell?

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Diseases, crime, and poverty.

Correct. My degeneracy is completely cut-off from reality.

Like the shame cube?

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reminds me of going to the drow city in BG2
>be male wagecuck
>ordered around by femdarkelf
>final order is to pleasure her at night

This should be a crime.

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/trash/ blacked threads

>poverty
no shit
>diseases, crime
not necessarily

>elf with freckles

I NEED MORE IMMEDIATELY

>AAAHHH BREED MY WHITE/BLACK WOMB I WANT YOUR WHITE/BLACK BABIES
It's takes the podium above all other cuck shit

>It literally mostly focuses on black and white while bleach just shits on all non whites
Because while there's a meme about Blacks taking du white wimenz, Europoors took literally every race as wives/concubines/etc.
It should speak to the inability of blacks that they can only aspire to take merely one.

Fuck off /pol/tard

What the fuck is he sweating about? Fucking, impregnating, marrying and living the rest of your life together with a cute horny brown girl is literally THE dream.

In real life though, hell no.

fake reddit posts for Yea Forums upvotes should be a crime, i agree

That reads like a gay dude's fanfic.

I can't believe people still don't realise that this is just erotic fiction for people to fap to

He better be fucking lying.

>And her baby
Did you miss that part.

They should be gassed all the same.