>Water Boss
>You're about to be H2Owned!
Water Boss
>Yea Forums Boss
>Despite using 13% of my power...
This has never happened even one time.
now it did cunt
>Skeleton boss
>I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
There really should be a boss rush game where are the bosses are just doing horrible puns about their theme the whole time.
>frozen piss boss
>ICE to PEE you
>electrician boss
>you about to get grounded
>boss that sucks dicks
>PREPARE to get your DICK SUCKED
>OP boss
>"I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND I CAN'T STOP SUCKING DICKS!"
>Ice boss
>"Can't take the heat?"
>Mime boss
>
>Yea Forums boss
>I HATE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY DON'T SLEEP WITH ME
Kek
>cannon boss
>"You're FIRED."
>Acid boss
>I'll give that.. an H+
>flame boss
>I've got a BONE to pick with you
>Acid boss
>I'm gonna take you on a TRIP
>Dark Souls boss
>Flame and Dark Flame and Dark Flame and Dark
>water hero
>Your final solution
>Black Hole Boss
>"..."
You're a funny guy, user.
>Black hole boss
>"This is gonna SUCK for you!"
Based
>female boss
>only gets 78% health
>ice boss
>the frost will decide your loss
>my boss
>"user, I'm afraid we have to let you go."
>Son, you're grounded!
>Make that, GROUND!
>dentist boss
>*flosses on you*
I wasn't expecting that one.
>Teacher boss
>You're gonan get schooled!
>Australian boss
>Ho ho ho Merry C-*dies of heat stroke*
I really really like this image
SIFIAY
>Periodic table boss
>O Mg, all my minions Argon
Any good bosses that do this?
Kek
They needed to make this boss fight electric themed or something.
Shouldn't it be 26% otherwise that implies you'll only lose half your health?
have sex
>woman boss
>I'm not a net taxpayer but I'll never advocate for taking my unearned rights away
>ice boss
>ICE to meet you!
>You're about to get ICED!
>You need to CHILL OUT!
>You're a FAGGOT!
>Teacher boss
>Let's see if you have done your homework.
>tranny boss
>40% chance of it killing itself
>Swedish boss
>YOU'RE NOT LEAVING HERE ALIVE UNLESS YOU FUCK MY WIFE!
>Boss Boss
>YOU'RE FIRED
>fire boss
>BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN
>Mighty Oak Boss
>No time to LEAF
>You can't reTREEat now!
>Spanish teacher takes you to her house for tutoring.
>goal of the game is to escape.
>ending cutscene is you opening the front door and she’s on the other side
>she rapes you and you start to like it as you decide to thrust more and more
>she rides you for 10 seconds and it cuts to end credits with her moaning in the background
>Janny Boss
>Time to take out trash!
>defeat tough boss after countless tries
>boss breaths deeply, before relaying their parting words
>"have sex"
>fruit boss
>"Why don't you make like a banana and SPLIT!"
>hockey player boss
>"You better get the PUCK outta here, kid."
>fruity boss
>fucks you in the ass if you lose
>fruity boss
>fucked by you in the ass if you win
>Attractive female teacher boss
>Seed me after class
hAhhashaH SNEED
Heheh
>cyclopean skeleton miner sheep boss
>Eye've got a bone to pick with ewe!
>police boss
>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me
I kek'd