Why did Dance games die out?

Who's hungry?!

I'm heading down to the nearest Mc Donald's restaurant for a NEW Quarter Pounder with cheese made hot from FRESH beef, hot fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!
I'm loving it™

>tfw no gf

for me it's 2 mcchickens and a large fry

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Why do the titties bounce?

Bottom pic is in Europe right?

I remember them being all the rage and ppl would actually lose weight playing them

Does anyone have any theories

based, pick me up 3 double cheese burgers

I don't have yellow fever anymore after looking at them without making like here It's all a fucking lie, all of it, they're all liars.

Argentina.

but bro im craving for some fresh tacos...

Get me a large chocolate chip frappe and a hashbrown.

Is it just me or is anyone else not turned on my by Korean girls at ALL?

Like I'd fuck her but she's not even that top tier compared to Japanese girls.

Cringe

Well da-

oh. I thought we were going to talk about dance games.

I feel like the fake noses are unnecessary.

velvet_7 died for this

What is she taking off her nose in them?

Women started getting attention purely for sitting in front of a camera without having to dance.
Men still play them as an excuse to exercise though so they aren't completely dead.

>asians spend a fortune on cosmetics and surgery to look like white people
>yellow-fever fags are attracted to these asians specifically

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Would you really want to date somebody that fetishized your race?

kek playdough noses

She takes the noses off because it's a disguise, not really what girls do daily to look pretty, but there's a bit of truth in that, I looked up western porn actresses without make up, they all look like trash

Just a big mac.
And if the ice cream machine is working I'll take one of those.

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So it's like a fake bridge for your nose? That bends my brain that people go to that much work for a temporary boost in appearance.

>when you can't dance for shit but you have big bouncy tits so people give you attention anyway

People became too fat do be able to dance easily.

>Would you really want to date somebody that fetishized your race?
My race tries as hard as it fucking can to fetishise itself. That well is poisoned.

Yellow fever niggers will hang from tree branches along with their ugly gook wifes and mongrel children on the Day of the Rope.

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Well, that woman is a perfomer that can look like any celebrity, she needs fake noses of different shapes to look accurate.

Personally, I don't understand why people make a problem out of such small things.
If someone attractive is attracted to you, who cares why it is.
You don't hear a fatass complaining about a hot girl dating him only because she is a fat-fetishist, do you?

That makes more sense that she's pro. I'd freak out a little bit if I took some girl on a date and she took her nose off at the end of the night.
It's some damn good makeup work.

so yes

>another yellow fever incel/hapa/chink thread
Fuck off to /jp/, /r9k/, /r/hapas and /r/asianmasculinity

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nah, they don't get me all riced up like Jap or even really dirty skank looking SEA girls for some reason.

ofc they can be ridiculously pretty but i don't like the plastic look. hot, but with a bit of a weird nose, jaw, or teeth, etc, its all the better, to me.

oh dancing games. its whatever. used to be an arcade thing for nerds, now its a stream thing nerds pay hot girls to do.

This fucking this!

3rd worlders shit up this board so bad only in first world countries like in Japan and the United States DDR was a thing and they hate us for it and try to shit up the thread.

They look too artificial. It evokes an uncanny valley feeling for me somehow.

Because it means they're attracted to some fantasy image of you rather than you as a person. Noone with self respect would put up with that

Is it just me or do her tits increase in size as the webm goes on?

Yellow fever incels and gooks actually believe asians have double eye lids, caucasian noses, blonde hair, brown hair etc

They are that delusional lmao

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because western women have gotten fatter and older so now they want to pretend to be interested in story and representation so they dont have to move or play anything difficult

Where the hell are the gooseposters?

Dance games were mostly played by men tho

Fake tits + bras with fake tits

Double fake tits

>tfw ywn be a qt big tiddy asian gf (male)

That software + perspective chin removal that makes them look like an ayylien
why are chinese thots like this

>western women have gotten fatter and older
is aging a uniquely western trait?

what's she look like without the caked on make up and silicon padded bra?

Japanese / Chinese women are god tier. Death to gook trash.

Lets be real here, cute asian girls mogs a cute white girl any day of the week. Not to mention white women aren't vidya or anime. Asian qts are.

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And you will still be a virgin lol

that's an insignificant statement since men are about 95% of gamers in total. women significantly gravitated towards that dance shit more than men did, per capita.

Ah man I love chink thots something about the fakeness gets my pp hard

is there anything better than a short stack filipina?

fuark

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> cute asian girls
What's so cute about downs syndrome?

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those nose thing is kinda creepy

Because that's what breasts do when you jump around user.

>everything on the internet is now double fake bullshit photoshopped by AI
God damn it all

Mental illness thread?

Mental illness thread.

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Dude back in the day every place would have a dance dance tournament

only guys competed girls would just hold their bf's things like water and shoes

Cuter than you, roastie.

You really need to travel to Japland and actually see the common girl there and realize why anime characters look white. Makeup, camera angles, photoshop and plastic surgery are staples for slant girls.

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I'm going to assume it's a combination of
>extremely barebones gameplay that gets old after 60 seconds
>need expensive specialized equipment to play that's useless for any other genre
>you look like a moron while you play so you have to play alone

What is it about cute Asian girls that triggers Asian guys on this board so much? if you had posted a cute white girl doing the same dance nobody would have cared about this thread.

Especially with fake tits and bras with bags

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I went to Japan recently and was blown away by how many cuties were on every street and Tokyo. They actually have the most beautiful women on earth. I cannot imagine a white woman looking anything like anime after going.

Haha gotem

No need to SEETHE so hard “white” boy

I think the obesity rate has a lot to do with it.

Just look at this thread.

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Fake has nothing to do with it. All breasts of medium size and above bounce because that's just them obeying the laws of physics. You can test this by going in front of a mirror and jiggling your moobs around.

I'm living in Japanland right now and 90% of the girls I see on a daily basis are cute

I really hope you get a gook pregnant and have a son.

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Just dance is huge, OP. They never died out, they just stopped being about pressing buttons with your feet and started being about actual dancing.

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It's just pol shitposters and amerimutts living in their bubble that can't accept they accidentally fapped to an Asian girl instead of a pure Aryan in their japanese cartoons.

> What is it about cute Asian girls that triggers Asian guys
White incels and asians are behind these threads to show everyone gooks can be "beautiful" too

That's why they get mad when you post actual realistic pictures of gooks

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>girls
>competing
found your problem. changes nothing, considering man are 95% of gamers anyway. now show me clips of faggots dancing on twitch for their audience playing a dance game like the millions of female clips that exist.

Stop spamming this whore